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cdamsel: ^^^
I'm totally tripping 4 u right now,damn,u just d way I like my men

Those arm...........

what can I say?

Oh well what the heck!Let's go there

Totfulguy: This is the most irreverent thing I have heard from a clueless,sorry and ignorant bigot. You have to retract this statement or you will be sorry for blasphemy against the Giver of the breath you are using to defame Him. Those who know this Alfaman can quote me...He will not be on Nairaland in the next 24 month for this blasphemy...for obvious reasons.

Wow!Wow!Wow!Very typical.Such a wonderful Christian.You can rest assured if hell did exist,you'll be the first there.

Logicboy03:

You can do evil as long as God is on your side


I remember David slicing off foreskins of 100 philisitnes for marriage and David said that God was with him when he was circumcising 100 warriors by force

"David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage."

1 Samuel 18:27

Eww!That's my dinner out the window

Horlawoomey: They still believe in the power of prayer. . . . WITH PRAYER NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.

Mr knowitall.:
With God all things are possible....I STRONGLY ADVICE THEM TO PAY THEIR TITHE AND OFFERING IF THEY WANT CONTINUE SUCCESS....GOD ANSWERS PRAYER PERIOD...EVEN IF YOU DONT AGREE....GOD'S WAYS ARE NOT our WAYS....

Need I say more?

Hmm..@op you have made it clear you don't want to come home & you can't get treatment where you reside for fear of deportation.You're caught between a rock and a hard place.If you ask me,i'd advise you to return to Naija and seek treatment whilst dealing with your family issues.Staying back where you are without medication for your condition is simply not worth it.The longer you leave it untreated the worse your condition gets

So many bellyaching people transversing the earth. Wetin sef? Abi dem put gun for una head to comment? C'mon let's share a laugh. It can't be that bad

Funny how folks who don't even know half the story have already prosecuted,convicted & sentenced the lady to the electric chair. Even if the story where true why heap the blame on the lady whilst exonerating the man?
This is akin to a sutuation where i accuse & probably engage in fisticuffs with another man for 'snatching my girlfriend/spouse' when the lady actually left on her own volition. I deserve to be shot twice in the head.
In any event, the story clearly says EX somewhere, so what's the fuss about

50calibre: Guy my advise to you,

Look for a rope, take it into your room or shack, fashion it into a noose, put it on the ceiling and then hang yourself.

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation.

Perfect answer to the cretin. There are over 60 topics on the fp with over a 120000 topics on the forum, yet it's the so called trivial topic he chooses to spew fuckery. Who's the useless one now?

Well whatever the crux of the issue is,divorce is never the best option but a sensible option as opposed to resorting to domestic violence which may even lead to death of either one of the parties

interesting...very

Now that's the spirit,me likey

190: colddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Na so o bruv . Peeps lighten up & see the jocular side. No need to be so uptight. And yes it is Tonto! We used to be cool,ways back

usmsam: Al in the thirst to get to front page. Abeg go and siddon for corner jor! Bush man.

Well,i've been around these parts much longer than you or most people have so frontpage don't mean a thang to me. If you're so miserable in life you've lost your sense of humour I haven't. Go deal with your issues!

Ok,so I was browsing through some of my archived pics and I came across this one from a while back.And I figured since it's open season for Nairalanders chilling with their favorite celebs I might as well leave this here.It's yours truly hanging out with..YES you guessed right..Tontolet .The pixels aren't great though but what the heck!It's #Poko baby .Mods,you know what to do...

Dis Guy: perhaps the MBA+PhD manager doing the negotiation saw the man as a local hungry mugu and paid him on a pay as you go basis

Seems plausible. Their loss

This topic made it to the fp just this morning. https://www.nairaland.com/1266794/mtn-disses-etisalat-number-portability. Oh well. I think Etisalat should have matched MTN pound for pound & keep their man. Unless they've got some other tricks up their sleeve. Saka enjoy..

Nigerian men of God sef. Always indulging in one clandestine or illicit activity or another. If they're not stealing panties this week,it's money the next. If they're not molesting some innocent child or woman this month,they're slapping a helpless child the next. If they're not divorcing this year,it's domestic violence the next. All these in the name of God. I tire for una o!

Wow! Looks very much like mine

Splendid!Awesome! Wonderful!@op,two thumbs for you..waaay up!

Mods or whomever is responsible for putting this on the fp can you please correct the headline. It's 'Canadian Intelligence' & not Canada intelligent. The world is watching

185 in one fell swoop Now that is some serious escalation. If the insurgents used civilians as human shields then they didn't leave the JTF much choice. It's a catch-22

truthislight: A business associate i know, has a daughter that sings for her church, she was brought home with some of her front dentures/tooth gone.

On enquiries, we were told she hard a demon attack while she was singing in front of the whole congregation on a sunday service as such she fell with her face to the ground and loses her front dentures/tooths and prayers were held to expel the demon there in the church befor she came back.
She hard never hard such attack befor, she is a teenager or so.

Bullshitt so it never occured to any of you there might have been a medical reason why the girl fainted? Oh of course it happened in a church thus,it must be a demonic attack. A demonic pugilist knocked her teeth out whilst singing praises to God. Lwkm! You guys
never cease to amaze me.
Btw,i'm pretty sure i'd knock that demon out with one punch

Rossikk: She looks really fake with all that straightened hair, excess make up and light skin that supposedly makes her "pretty" in the eyes of colonised plantation cotton pickers.

Hmm..bros na fight ?

Try convincing them their god ain't real.

^^You're trying really hard. Nonetheless,your argument isn't weighty enough to persuade me. It rings hollow and doesn't stand up to scrutiny. The truth is God does not & has never answered prayers! For the simple reason that he isn't there. It's all in the mind. People worship rocks,make a request and have their request granted. They return and make supplications to the rock. Same with the Muslim Allah,Shiva,Ogun,Arochukwu,Buddha and even your own Jesus Christ. Again i reiterate, It's a thing of the mind.

Lool..talking about Christianity. I was a devout Christian for over 30 years. Paying my tithe faithfully,praying fervently and abstaining from all forms of evil vices. I was in one of those trance like prayer moods when i suddenly discovered i'd been talking to myself all these years. The demise of my dad also contributed in no small measure to my present stance. After months of serious no holds barred prayers. The old man still passed away. All this time this God was laughing hysterically at me. Gosh! What a fool i've been

^^Indulging in tomfoolery is not my stock in trade.Since you insist there was God since time immemorial I'm compelled to ask which God exactly are you on about? I can hazard a guess and say you're referring to the Christian God sold to you by the British which only exists in your head.This brings us back to the argument of consistent regression.If God had been there from day one,then we'd have to ask who created God?& who created who created God.And so on and so forth.So bro stop deluding yourself with all these fascinating stories fit only for toddlers.
Besides,I can't fathom why people try to foist down this whole God story down our throats.This God can't speak,prove or defend himself in any way.It's always some overzealous bigot trying really hard to do his bidding.They're either killing,threatening people with hell fire or cajoling you with heaven which so far there's not a shred of evidence such a place exist in the first place

shdemidemi: He is all you said He is and more. The reason you know killing as bad is because God made it known to you as bad through law and conscience.
He is not bound by conscience or emotions or laws of man.
Example, if the government decide to make buying bread against the law today, it automatically becomes bad when its done. But God made the laws and man as a whole, He isn't bound by laws.

Like seriously?So without your God you wouldn't have known killing was bad?Oma se o!Can you please stop subjecting yourself & this God of yours to further ridicule

GraceBestowed: [color=#CD3700] This makes me sick! To be honest, this is a means of seeking attention, and getting people to talk. It could also be a ploy to show them out there that she's available to be an illuminati puppet!!
I've seen too many Nigerian celebs do this! The price you have to pay for your soul is too big, and never worth it! [/color]

Yeah right. I guess scraping your God given eyebrows & painting it back with an artificial one made in this sinful world is a small price to pay abi? These religious bigots never cease to amaze me with their glaring hypocrisy