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Lol..fingeŕed? Really?

Omo see vex o

Ok...watch the acceleration of this thread. 0-5 pages faster than you can say Borussia Mochengladbach

Sigh...where exactly does god come in here? Thankful to the S Koreans who held up the blankets and the one who had the presence of mind to put cushions underneath to absorb the shock of the fall. If not for these kind hearted folks,this family would have dropped to their deaths because god isn't going to spread his 'loving' arms to cushion their fall. I'm at a loss on what role god played here.

5 days holiday Isn't that a bit much? Hmm..Naija

Sigh

I just tire

They broke a major rule. Hence these issues popping up all over the place. In Biggie's voice... This rule is so underrated. Keep your family and business completely separated. Money and blood don't mix....

Cool. If anyone is in a position to offer counselling on marriage,then Area Father is da man. 38 years no be joke. Even most of these so called god fearing,god loving marriages don't last that long.

Good for you

Hian! APC needs to get their ducks in a row. It's really shameful that the Senate led by the APC and the exec of the same party can't seem to agree on anything. A party of strange bedfellows indeed.

Wow! Even posing for the cameras with the uniform. Vigorously smh for these charlatans

Where are the 'baba god please pick my call' crew. Food don ready

The gworo chewing,brown coloured teeth,unintelligible pronunciation,toothpick looking consummate sociopath thinks it's cool to unleash his kinsmen on a muderous binge whilst he chews and regurgitates his gworo like his fellow four legged ruminant. The heat is on. Let's see how this pyscopath continues on this bloodletting path.

You can be a gambler without being an addict

Samakus:
What do you think about Leicester City players' fitness level all season long? Whereas other teams had key players out injured, Leicester had a fully fit first team all season long. Considering that Leicester ran a budget comparably lower than other BPL top-four teams, it will be apt to say that their medical team assembled with that low budget won't be better than other top-four teams' medical team. So, how do you explain their lack of injuries? Are their players made of steel? Ponder on that.

Believe it or not, luck plays a big part in every of our life dealings. And what is luck? Who brings it?
I'm waiting.

That's why i said praise be to Buddha the Most High. May his name be praised. I guess this wouldn't go down well with you.

Lol..i thought spiritual attacks was a christian thing. Didn't know muslims had caught the bug too. Anyhoo what do i know?

And some nitwits think these kids will ever return to the Bornu IDP camp where they've stolen all the food and serve them grass. Jokes!

theEYe21:
Don't you remember the monk that prayed for Leicester to win. Praise be to budda!

Oh yeah true. Praiiisssee be to Buddha the highest! May your name be praised

Funjosh:
Money must be made, even on Youtube

Fact

Slap on the wrist. Anyways,In the end i hope that con man TB Joshua or whatever he calls himself is convicted for involuntary manslaughter. So many have been wasted due to his greed.

Mtcheew..na today. The gworo chewing, looking like toothpick imbećile haven't got the faintest idea on how to run a country. The tune has changed from 'we'll hit the ground running'. To 'moving methodically'. Moving methodically my foot! Buharimbecile,there's no method in your madness,it's pure unsaturated madness.

Chai..see we life abeg. This is what we've been reduced too. Now APC has resorted to mockery and ridicule..chaii!

OkoNDOoBo:
Chisus..!!!!!!

U sure na Na university student be this guys..

See spelling for Banner""Federated""


No wonder 80% them end up in oga shop at alaba,lagos island and ladipo after studies..

piagetskinner:
Students that cannot spell correctly.... Even the Fulani's are laughing at their error

You two should stop making a fool of yourselves already. Federated is absolutely correct.

saints2:
As shared by Comedian AY on his IG page. Read below;

Welcome to the world where we enjoy all the praises and comments on a good post. But permit me to also welcome you to all to a veritable battleground where the fearless and ANNONYMOUS cybal kings and queens throws their verbal bullets to damage lives, self-esteem and self- worth. As for me, I will continue to enjoy the positive side of social media, and learn from the negative (even when it sometimes hurts me as a human,
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BE6UY6GG4D6/?taken-by=aycomedian

Cyber,not cybal. Mumu

Samakus:
_________________________________________ proving your doubters wrong. He that believes, receives!
5. GOD-FACTOR (LUCK) IS EVERYTHING:
While Leicester worked hard, they were also lucky with injuries. While Man.City, Man. United, Arsenal, Liverpool and even Chelsea had key men injured over the course of the campaign, Leicester were extraordinarily lucky with injuries. Would Leicester have won the BPL without having the luxury of selecting Jamie Vardy, Ngolo Kante, Wes Morgan and Riyad Mahrez week-in week-out? The obvious answer is No! Definitely, Leicester players were not the only players in BPL working hard, but they were the ones whose calls were divinely answered.
Work hard but remember that the battle is not of the swift and the strong. It's not of he that willeth or of he that runneth but of God that showeth mercy. Put God first!
#Mr_Samakus#

Where exactly does god fit into this? Nigerians never skip a beat to inject god into every discourse..sigh

Wetin sef..this is becoming nauseating now. Mtcheew

Juvenile deliquents on Nairaland are going to have a field day as soon as it hits the homepage..sigh

jonathanOz:
Eye brow? Jeez!

let's help him out. I'm sure he meant highbrow

Rapmoney:
1) 'You are smarting'...I heard a guy at a plaza who claimed to be a graduate saying this! Gush! Being smart is very different from being fast or slick. By the way, there's no verb such as 'smarting' in English language which means the same thing as what this young man was trying to say!
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You do realise smarting is a word right? It all depends in the context it is being used.

Rapmoney:
I know even educated people commit grammatical blunders sometimes but there are grammatical blunders that are just so outrageous and shameful at the same time, when they come right out of the mouths of supposed 'graduates' from tertiary institutions!

If you have been guilty of the following as regard spoken English, then you have clearly moved from being a 'Half-baked' graduate to a 'Quarter-baked' graduate!!!

1) 'You are smarting'...I heard a guy at a plaza who claimed to be a graduate saying this! Gush! Being smart is very different from being fast or slick. By the way, there's no verb such as 'smarting' in English language which means the same thing as what this young man was trying to say!

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You do realise smarting is a word right? It all depends in the context it is being used.

Flexherbal:
Things like this happen in the homes of most celebrities.

In most homes. Celebrity or not