₦airaland Forum

[quote author=Nuzo']Legally, donating his whole salary, and maybe that of his wife to charity is highly commendable but irrelevant.
Delivering the needed and expected dividends to his people albeit judiciously and transperently is what is actually needed.

Personally, he's my hero.[/quote]Which he is actually doing. D minimal corruption is what trips me d most. Kai dis is humility. I doballe to d man

Two things amaze me with all dis islam protest;
1st is d media is just blowing dis shit outa proportion
And 2nd wtf is wrong wif dis islam peeps sef. I keep asking; do u a mortal have to fight for a supreme beign? If ur God was insulted, let Him fight n show Himself. #i dey vex sotey I d laf# makes me doubt if it is really a religion of peace. Mtchew

webcam: men its not easy track to get a job in this country......i work as driver,poutry attendant,site labour with my HND..THANK GOD now that i got a JOb via NL without knowing anybody in the small organisation i work now...within a year my life change....guy advice me on what to do to pot belle?i can remember the week that i dint eat any food from sunday to saturday because i dont have cash.BABA GOD I THANK YOU OOOOO

Bros enjoi d pot belle ooo. U r paying it back 4 d days it starved.
E no easy sha but never giving up d hustle is d key. Me sef go giv my tori here now now by God

Arsenate: Na now I know say to rule Naija no easy. Majority of Nigerians are against this policy, GEJ understands this that's why he reverted but them still dey complain. Shiooor. Na this same people go complain say hin no dey hear people yarns. Omo o.

Oh na today u know? To rule over 160 million ppl na beans? U wake up early dem go say y u wake early,say u be winsh? u nor wake up quick dem go say y u dey oversleep say u don shop we money belle full na y u dey oversleep.
Yes he took a step against d ppls wish, but he is now ready to reverse it. Let's just give him a thumbs up abeg.

Lmao.......akpors akpors

malc619: I can imagine what led to their confession........

My thoughts exactly. If u enter naija popo gbese, hmmm after d series of mending, u must confess to anything they want u to. Not saying these guys may not be guilty tho.

[quote author=Okija_juju]And the winner is..

GOODLUCK JONATHAN's Miniters


My Men!

Now the House of Reps and Senate is the breeding Ground of Future Presidents..

The Governors Houses are the Breeding Ground of Future Senators and Reps..

The Ministerial Houses and State Assembly Houses the Breeding Ground of Governors..

The Local Government/Council Houses the breeding ground of future Assembly men..




What a country!![/quote]Well said. Its a recycling process for them, even against d peoples wishes.

Machini: Plz my ppl, is it only their branch in owerri one can submit d cv?

.

It should b any branch I guess

decrox199: Yawningggggg!!!!!!comin bak online after serving A̶̲̥̅̊ month ban cuz ☀̤̣̈̇f dat 'tin'...na wa 4 Seun oº°˚˚˚° with his jungle judges crew!

Lol........welcome back.......have u given up d fight?

acawo: tanx for d info..pls is it freshers or xperienced hand dey re luking for.

Entry level

Jst saw a text from a friend that I should submit CV b4 tomorrow 13.09.12 for a test on sat 22.09.12. If you know anyone in d owerri or d east, send ur CV to them so they can submit to any Diamond bank Branch b4 COB tomorrow. Thanx ppl. Best wishes

[quote author=slimyem]If this topic makes front-page,
i'm sacking Seun straight-away!!
walahi!!
*touches tongue with index finger and raises it up*[/quote

Now I miss d garr.I squard.

gistme24: The only thign I gather from this is that these people are hell bent on printing this new notes and are just coming up with reasons to justify their act.
Why are they telling us this now? Na today them enter office ?
And while we are still at it, every patent has an expiry date, so when will these patents expire? Why don't we just wait till then and redesign our notes?
SLS is on a quest, as usual.

#gbam#. So hell bent on introducing dis 5k bill against d wishes of majority of Nigerians so dey r shooting 4rm every angle.

This black gold seems to b a curse in disguise to Nigeria. Its time it dried up so ll v peace #mythoughts#

manosteel: For me i will say Gambia.

Gambia too actually. Lots of these stable countries r not noise makers so u wouldn't hear all d talk about 'giant of Africa' thin. They just flow

Just saw a piece with this heading and it got me thinking. Is there really any peacefull country in d world? not to talk of Africa. But I believe there r some really peacefull countries in Africa though. Talk about d Botswanas,Zambia n co (tho not too rich economically, but enjoys descipline n peace). I pray my dear Nigeria too becomes peacefull n brings out only GOOD NEWS.
#justthinking#

Amtired: IF YOU ARE NOT IN THEIR SHOES, YOU CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND THE PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA BEHIND WHAT THEY WENT THROUGH AND WHAT MANY ARE STILL GOING THROUGH..
I HAVE WRITTEN JAMB AND POST JAMB FOR GOOD SIX TIMES (6 YEARS)WITH GOOD RESULTS, STILL NO ADMISSION!
CAN YOU IMAGINE, AFTER SCORING 238 IN JAMB I WENT FOR THIS YEAR POST JAMB IN UNIBEN, THE QUESTIONS WERE VERY VERY FRIENDLY TO ME AND I DID JUSTICE TO EVERY SINGLE QUESTION INDEPENDENTLY BECAUSE I SINCERELY PREPARED FOR THE EXAM.
WHEN THE POST JAMB RESULTS WERE RELEASED, I CHECKED MINE ONLY TO SEE "MALPRACTICE CASE" WITHOUT THE RESULT BEING RELEASE UP TILL THIS DATE!
THE FIRST OPTION TO ME WAS TO COMMIT SUICIDE! BUT I DECIDED TO TRAVEL FROM LAGOS BACK TO UNIBEN TO FIND OUT WHAT WENT WRONG, NO ATTENTION WAS GIVEN TO ME. I DID NOT DO ANYTHING RELATED TO MALPRACTICES AND I WASN'T CAUGHT DOING ANYTHING WRONG IN THE EXAM HALL, WHY HAVE THEY REFUSE TO RELEASE MY RESULT UP TILL DATE? THIS IS NOT FAIR.
I'M WRITING IN CAPITAL LETTERS TO SHOW HOW BAD THE FEELING IS. IF ONLY THERE IS SOMETHING HIGHER THAN SUICIDE, I WOULDN'T MIND.
THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE..

Here goes another case.

It'll deffinately b a lie if I tel u I know how u feel but i can only immagine. All I have to tell u is 'This shall pass' if u just hold on a lil more. U shall smile n laff over what life has thrown at u leter on. Try n find somthing doing; a vocation or somthing, no matter how messy provided it keeps ur mind busy. God b wif u!! Suicide isn't an option 4 u my friend!!

loladeking: "Sent from my BlackBerry®
Smartphone, from Etisalat. Enjoy
high speed internet service with
Etisalat easy net, available at all our
experience centres"
Please people should try and comprehend further. For one I doubt the op meant the signature being present was a bad factor. What I inderstood was that if you applied for a job by pushing your cv to the address without any message in the mail, the only thing the person opening the mail would see in your email body is

"Sent from my BlackBerry®
Smartphone, from Etisalat. Enjoy
high speed internet service with
Etisalat easy net, available at all our
experience centres"

That's what the op meant..OP,am I correct?? Personally, I've written about 8 aptitude tests. I applied for each and every one of them using my blackberry etisalat smartphone...lolz..what a coincidence shey?? I am hoping this month or next month I get called for my second and final interview in one of the places I passed the aptitude test. My observation is this,when I applied to jobs simply by attaching my CV and send, I received no feedback. But in life, change is the only constant thing. You change positively only if you observe the right things, which I did and with research here and there( I mainly use my bb to research, learn and download apps for my pc and movies,instead of wasting the megabyte pinging), I learnt how to write cover letter and also learnt to tailor it to a specific employer. Ever since then I have received aptitude test invite from kpmg,nestle,consobrew,P/G,nestle,mobil,chevron and some others....one thing I also did was to change the format of my CV and that helped a lot.
The thing is am sure I have applied to all the companies in nigeria,both the registered and unregistered companies(even the semi-registered ones) because no matter how hard or discouraging the nigerian condition of always sending out cv seems, I inject positivity in myself and tailor out a cover letter and cv for a particular job application.
Now to the part I want to talk about. One of the numerous reasons we don't get jobb in nigeria is really because a lot of underground runs do go on. 4 months to the end of my service, I passed the kpmg aptitude test and was told I would be called for an interview. That was my first ever aptitude test and to say I was happy would be an understatement. I was over the moon with thoughts of getting a job immediately after service, not minding all the transportation money I spent to lagos from my place of service. Can you believe till this day I have heard nothing from kpmg? I now heard, from a very very very very reliable source that the department I applied for,candidates have already been accepted in there and its now filled up so they didn't know what to do with me(and one other friend of mine)...underground runs...same thing with nestle,mobil and chevron aptitude test I wrote..over how many months now and nothing has been heard. I now strongly believe underground runs are taking place,shortchanging us that naturally followed due process. Please, this is my opinion. I stand to be corrected.
Still, I never give up. All this are challenges meant to be conquered. Right now as am typing this, my status is still jobless graduate and all I have to my name is didty naira. Am planning to start teaching when schools open and also to explore my ICT skills. However Am so positive and prayerful I will get something very soon. I went to school and I excelled for over 18 years to build a career. And build it I WILL

Bro m really impressed with all u'v written here. I'v sent my CV to several places with no response. Since u r good can I share my CV n copies of some cover letters I'v sent so we make constructive criticisms?? I'd rili appreciate. Pls add 25D9ACDD

Hmmmm. Many things.
Patience is a virtue,
Life has thought me there is more to things than the eye can see;things r not as they seem to b.
Life in Nigeria has thought me it is not fair, maybe black

pro01: Without meaning to take anything away from Andy, I have a funny feeling Federer deliberately 'allowed' him win. . .in a graceful, sportsmanly display of large-heartedness - in the aftermath of the Wimbledon episode. Lol, silly but not implausible.

Kai. U over spoke my mind.v got d same feeling. Federer is to me always a graceful sportsman. Andy try sha

[quote author=Donalð Genes]Na waoooooo
what abou qraduate qateman[/quote]Rotflmfao. Smh ñ falls from a keke napeb. No b smal Thin broz

But cum ooo. Y these polithiefcians always wait till u try go against dem b4 dem look 4 sonthing dirty to throw out. Y not do this b4 so we would not even elect anybody with a stained record!

I hate d house of 'dishonorables' but Femi's defence looks beta. I believe him on this

Abbey2sam: Well all the above listed gov'nors have all performed well "even though they are pretending' it does'nt matter,wat matters is dat they are doing something" and if you think dat pretending is not good, let your state gov'nor pretend to give you free education like rochas....
for me the list should be like dis
1 raji fashola
2 rochas okorocha
3 akpabio
4 chime
5 oshomole

Gbam. Pretence leading to performance isn't bad 4 me though they can stil do beta. I might just swap positions 2 n 3.

Nice move. But how lunatic wan take know I'm state na? E nor go easy dem ooo

cog1: You who started this thread,I have just one question for you namely ARE YOU GOD? You think you are somehow wiser than God (because you are tall)who saw fit that different heights should exist on the earth? Tell me,how monotonous & boring would this earth be if everything in it was "tall"?!! I guess you are wiser than God,yes,wiser in yoir ignorance.
As for your crazy assertions that they are mean,blah,blah,tell me what statistics/research results you relied on apart from the hearsay that you are quoting and silly old wives tales.
Before you open your mouth to spew anything ensure its backed by tangible facts.
FYI,variety is the spice of life.
Your statements only goes to show you have a personality problem because you can only love others when you have sufficiently learned to love yourself,you cannot give what you don't have.
Check out all real people who have any kind of self esteem,they love everyone regardless of height,race,etc
BTW you are the sort of person who would cry out loudest against acts of racism,what are you doing now? The same discrimination
Go and get a life.

no offense meant dude. just had a bitter experience wit dem. u kinda sound short!!! ooops....sowi...buts its ok, i get ur point

kulyie: Lol,am petite and i dont have any self esteem issues,im lovable n tolerant howeva i wil not fail to get aggresive when som ppu cross d line and dis has notin 2 do wit height n all poster is insinuating

oowww....nice of u....keep it up ma friend cos i gez u r an exception.

I also think it has to do wif a self esteem thingy or a show of relevance. Like; hey i myt be short but dnt take me 4 granted kinda tin. So dey want 2 show u

dnt hate any cos dey r makin dia moni irrespective of my feelings 4 dem. But Tiwa Savage always puts me off. Rizin?? Cos her song kele kele love gingered my gal to wanna break up. it compounded issues 4 me. I m lucky she don agree 2 do d kele kele luv. Hehehe

Lol....u go to a pharmacy wit ur babe to buy condom, she now asks; baby why r u buying dat cundom. Do u want to use it on me?
Ans: No, i want to blow it as a baloon.