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FamilyAre Short People Really Wicked,crafty N All ??? by Coldfaya(op): 2:32pm On Jun 30, 2012
dunno if dis is d ryt section but i just wanted dis somwhere.
have u had any dealings with short persons? Or smallish persons? There is a general perception that they r bad, wicked, mean and d likes.
I'v had sum encounters wit dem n i must confess that most of dem r really terrible. Dats 4 me tho. Wat do u think? Hav u ever had a cause to think like me? dat short or smallish folks r damn wicked??
Jokes EtcRe: Answers That Work by Coldfaya(m): 1:29pm On Jun 30, 2012
manmustwac: You just enter house & someone asks u. U just dey come?
U look dem in d eye & reply:No I never come. I loss for one road near one drinking joint in Oshodi. I go dey house in the next hour and a half.
*rolling on concrete floor* no kpuff me abeg..i so luv dis thread. *stands up n staggers lyk a drunkard*
Jokes EtcRe: Answers That Work by Coldfaya(m): 11:17am On Jun 30, 2012
Gr8Animash: Is this a joke'??
no.....its a serious......
r u kidding me?? Myt b old but f*kin hilarious
Jokes EtcRe: Answers That Work by Coldfaya(m): 11:11am On Jun 30, 2012
laff wan kill me here oooo
FoodRe: Why Do People Love Roasted Corn? by Coldfaya(m): 10:44am On Jun 30, 2012
went all d way from area 11 to apo yesterday to get a fresh roasted corn. Chei, i no dey take eye see fresh roasted corn fa, not withstandin d particles it leaves on d teeth
PoliticsRe: Suspects Of 6.5m Oil Barrels Theft Name Top NNPC, PDP Officials As Sponsors by Coldfaya(m): 5:21am On Jun 29, 2012
talk true: So what stops them from giving us their names so that we can help find them
cos nothing will b done. No punishment. Na 2day?? Just lyk lawans case is gently fading out. Mtchewww. I taya 4 dem
Jokes EtcRe: Impossibilities In The World by Coldfaya(m): 1:03pm On Jun 28, 2012
[quote author=ahamdiheme]Another pathetic individual...[/quote

terribly pathatic. *Smh*
Jokes EtcRe: Impossibilities In The World by Coldfaya(m): 12:56pm On Jun 28, 2012
Thank Goodness. D only reason i didn't try it was cos i was in a meeting. Told myself i wld try it wen m out. U actually got me mahn. Nice 1
Science/TechnologyRe: Why Do I Get Electrocuted Easily? by Coldfaya(m): 6:40pm On Jun 26, 2012
Laff wan end my lyf......kai.....nairalanders, u guys got me screaming n laffing non stop. My ribsssss....lol.....lol...
PoliticsRe: If My Father Steals I Will Jail Him. by Coldfaya(m): 9:52pm On Jun 10, 2012
Acidtalk and Beaf. I respect both u guys on this forumn. So can u guys quit d insults?? Kinda getting childish cos u'v diverged 4rm d main issue. Though y'all v diff views (which is normal cos we all cant hav same) i beliv if we rub minds, we can tackle Nigerias problem. Thank U both.
Jokes EtcRe: Death And Boy by Coldfaya(m): 2:17pm On Jun 07, 2012
;Dlol ;Dlol
Jokes EtcRe: Man And In Law by Coldfaya(m): 2:12pm On Jun 07, 2012
u got me giggling. nice one.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's 2012 Predictions Were Wrong? by Coldfaya(m): 1:41pm On Jun 07, 2012
diluminati: Fake Pastor Ofedepo said all Christians must fight against boko haram but see what Your Jesus said, in contrast,





Who is the Fakester here ------------- Ofedepo or Jesus? buah buah buah grin
d devil knows alot about d bible.
U know dis much of d bible n u still utter poo about Christianity?? It is either u r ignorant or u r a Devil. Devil i guess. U hav no respect 4 God?? Grow up man
NYSCRe: Where And When Did You Do Your NYSC? by Coldfaya(m): 7:13am On Jun 06, 2012
rush2mac: 2008/2009 Batch A:Ogiri-Oko mem sec sch,N/B,Makurdi.meeen!was so much fun,Benue girls spoil diieee!!!
hehehehe.....u bleep d life outta dem mkd babes shey. Dis town na fun sha ooo
PoliticsRe: Is Gej's Regime The Worst In Nigeria's History? - Please Vote by Coldfaya(m): 2:02pm On Jun 04, 2012
Not yet! but wit d speed at which Goodluck is reversing to badluck in Just over a year, i think He's ALMOST getting there. OBJ was worse, GEJ comes a close second wit a zeal to become d worst regieme. #GodhelpNigeria#
TravelRe: Pictures Of Dana Air Crash Victims by Coldfaya(m): 12:59pm On Jun 04, 2012
[quote author=Delight_Tv]Prophetic Ugo Wems losses younger sister and kids in the ill fated Dana air crash.
These kids were coming to visit Nigeria for the first time.
May their souls rest in peace

Kamsiyonna Anyene
Kayimarachi Anyene
Kayineochi Anyene
Mamuna Anyene[/quote]OMG......why??
*crying*
My sympathy to all of us. Don't knw anyone personally but dis has got me sobber all day *sobs*
TV/MoviesRe: What's The Aim And Objective Of BBA Stargame ?? by Coldfaya(m): 10:21pm On May 31, 2012
simo2rule: I dont think there's any1 alive that hates it more than I do...
me.....
V not seen any benefit of d damn s**t. Hate it wif passion
PoliticsRe: Reuben Abati Explains Why The President Didn't Say Amen To Anti Corruption Pray by Coldfaya(m): 2:53pm On May 29, 2012
grin grin
oooh boy don't i luv NL!! Dis topic wit ppls comments has got me laffing like a junkie. *falling from my bench* over n over again.....bwahahaha grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Best Governor And Fastest Developing States In Nigeria? by Coldfaya(m): 1:52pm On May 25, 2012
Dunno if it 'll b fair to call my state gov. D worse, bt i know he is down down d pecking order. Suswam of Benue State!! We thought His predecessor was bad, but Saswam?? chei no go near am....Crook.
Jst dis week, he imported loads of pigs 4rm Texas or so. Na pig be devt??
Comparing Fashola to other govs is rather unfair cos he is in a league of his own. 1st Fashola, 3rd to last Suswam!
Kwar'ber ve!!
PoliticsRe: Why Do Most Nigerians Like Insulting GEJ by Coldfaya(m): 6:17pm On May 24, 2012
dayokanu: Who is insulting retardeen? How can calling a man what he is, be termed as insultive?
kai!! U wicked. Lmfao.
@ poster; every public official should be ready 4 such. Der r millions of ppl who wn't agree wit u no mata wat, so its normal. Go ask OBJ
PoliticsRe: National Assembly Is A Den Of Rogues & Armed Robbers - Obasanjo by Coldfaya(m): 1:15pm On May 23, 2012
SMH
Wonders shall neva end. Its like a teacher scolding his students for heeding to his advice and excellently passing his course. U gave dem a good curricullum baba! Has ur memory failed u??
Sharrrap der old man; r u not one of d founding fathers of corruption?? Stop playin with Nigerians intellegence. Am not siding d crooks in d N/A nor d state ass. Jst dat We havn't forgotten ur deeds n missdeeds so soon. Mtchewww #lostrespect4U#
FashionRe: Mr Universe Nigeria 2012: Pictures Of Contestants by Coldfaya(m): 6:53pm On May 21, 2012
matoyeh: grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
IF NA DA ONE, MAKE I REMOVE MY SHIRT....
I GO WIN DEM ALLLLL grin grin grin grin grin grin
i don dye......Rotffl #falling fron a story building#
abeg jst kip ur singlet on u hear?? Lolinggggg...
Jokes EtcHave U Seen A Fair Police Man?? by Coldfaya(op): 3:32pm On May 21, 2012
Dis myt not be funny but still gat to ask; I can't recall a seeing fair police man. Bad bad tins don make dem black finish.
Or has any one seen an Albino Popo??Hav u seen any?? I neva see ooo.
Hahahaha grin
Jokes EtcHave U Seen A Fair Police Man?? by Coldfaya(op): 3:31pm On May 21, 2012
Dis myt not be funny but still gat to ask; I can't recall a seeing fair police man. Bad bad tins don make dem black finish.
Or has any one seen an Albino Popo??Hav u seen any?? I neva see ooo.
Hahahaha grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Skye Bank's Managing Director's Wife Picking Her Nose by Coldfaya(m): 11:00am On May 21, 2012
blink182: I beg, she is human. Who get money no de shit? Useless thread angry angry angry
gbam!!! Must we always attack ppl??
Shuoooo na her fault say she be big man wife?? **hissing**
CareerRe: Any Hope With 3.49 CGPA? by Coldfaya(m): 7:20am On May 19, 2012
leomaxx: what has your CGPA got to do with success in Nigeria, Nothing!!! Except you have the employment seeking mentality as every fresh graduate does until the hard truth dawns on them. Keep the idea of Masters far from you and enroll any high grade IT school and get practical knowledge, after 1YR foreign University is a guarantee through the IT schools in Lagos for a 1 yr course then get IT based company running, if u still need masters, its 10 months, which i doubt, and your future is Zap.in.g made.
gbam.....2:1 or 2:2 dont guarantee success. I know loads of guys with 2:2 who r blowing big. Nor dull urself
PoliticsRe: Muhammadu Buhari To Run For Presidency In 2015 by Coldfaya(m): 10:58am On May 18, 2012
And ayam voting for him. no more sentiments. I nid somone lyk him who's got balls.....to pull down KORUPTION.......dats my take
AutosRe: Make Sure You Inspect Vehicles Before You Buy Them by Coldfaya(m): 8:30am On May 17, 2012
Tho Demola seems a bit honest about refunding (after d deed has been done), i dont see any need of d BUYER returning d car after he might have fixed d car. Somtimes its lyk dat, just accept dat dis na badt market. At least u'v learnt in d hard way tho, n opened our eyes.
Just fix it n enjoy ur money.
#Peace#
PoliticsRe: Facebook Comments Shape My Decisions – GEJ by Coldfaya(m): 5:07pm On May 16, 2012
I dey laf.........sotey i don dey cry 4 naija!!
GEJ never cease to stun we all........shuoooooo
PoliticsRe: Pres. Jonathan Sued Over Move To Reinstate Justice Salami by Coldfaya(m): 12:48pm On May 16, 2012
A country with more dan 100 million ppl, with almost everybody claiming to knw everything, ideas are bound to conflict. We are now getting confused. #justsaying#
PoliticsRe: Where Would U Rather Reside?? by Coldfaya(op): 7:25am On May 16, 2012
afam4eva: It seems Enugu and Jos are winning this poll.
yeah...Enugu
PoliticsRe: Where Would U Rather Reside?? by Coldfaya(op): 4:49am On May 15, 2012
bashr8: closet tribalist , this is why this country must divide, tell me at what point in the history of nigeria where armed robbery in south east were greater than that in the north and west and show me prof of so called rituals , are u not related to the same abokis that keep flooding the south east coming everyday on trailers or is there another nigeria. coming from a slowpoke that claim to live in the north where christians and southerners are constantly being attacked even before independence.
embarassedshuoooo mr mahn, u dey vex ooo!?
Neva thought i was tribalistic. I owe u no appollogy BUT m SORRY If i did appeared triballistic. Neva meant it. Was jst pointing out dat almost all tru d country, there is a feeling of insecurity, be it bombing which is predomminant in d north or robbery n kidnapping which is predomminant in d south. And wit d fact dat we must live in one of these places. 'Simple'. Dnt blame u tho cos triballism has actually eaten deep into us so we see most tins from dat angle, bt i wasnt here.
Thank U

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