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yuzedo: Sooooooooo after i have given you pocket money for donkey years, you will now born before me and i will still start giving your kids pocket money again??!?! HELLLL NOOO!! You must give my kids first so that it cancels all those plenty years you taxed me!

same thing my elder ones complained about! Funny but true talk. Nothing wrong with the younger marrying before the older! But in some cultures issues arise if the younger becomes a parent before the elder, especially if the younger male gets a child before the older male.

[quote author=Mr.Olodo]Abeg they be wan sey make my ban expire
2014 they con write 2041 abeg make una
help me beg jaybe I only post for sexuality in
ban me for three sections B4 2041 I don old
die na..[/quote]May the dead rip!


I follow beg o! Reduce him sentence abeg! 2041 ke? Pesin weh ban am you sure say you go dey around to unban am?

Guyman02: Why not move to Benisheik, Bama or Maiduguri and type your comments from there

You are not making sense my brother please type again thanks.

Christianity is all about loving ones neighbour na! Why all this bruhaha? Will the merger change the curriculum of the school? Honestly if there should be a protest I think it ought to emanate from the Muslims who have been uprooted from their own schools to join another! Because I don't think they are finding it palatable! Was the school board not aware of this merger? Were both parties not privy to the new marriage? And why is one side so aggrieved about it?

Amhappy: Lol u be mumu was the first comment that almost jumped out of my mouth when d guy ended d gist but dat wld hv been so disrespectful,beside am a woman and shouldnt belittle him. According to him, He forgiven the babe and wont collect the money back. The lady confessed to her husband and they both made peace with the guy. They invited him to their child dedication last two weekends. Also the guy is not rich,the rig work was just temporary. I wanted him to collect the money blc i felt that the best way to end it. The story is real and happened Oct last year. I posted the story blc i think its worth sharing. Moral i took from his story,dont trust new-old friends and forgive no matter wat.

Ok all is well that ends well! Please you all that cursing the lady take the humble pie and apologize! Becos if somebody marriage crash 2mao una own no go spare o! Jungle justice at its peek here in Nland.

dammytosh: Please post your friend's number.


Nairalanders need it. We don't mind your s too. Cos of the saying that says : "Show me your friend ........"



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Abegii!! Na india this tori happen where woman they pay her own bride price? Anyway relationships are a win lose situation. Tell your friend sorry and better luck next time. I don't know why some peeps are cursing the lady in question its not like she killed someone o! She only took money from her boyfriend PETER to have a sweet life with her husband PAUL!! Albeit dubiously! But hey! He is an offshore guy chicken change if you ask me. asking for a refund is just too comical I must say was it a business transaction?



Re: His Ex Tricked Him To Pay Her
Bride-Price by Amhappy: 9:50pm
Lol u be mumu was the first
comment that almost jumped out of
my mouth when d guy ended d gist
but dat wld hv been so
disrespectful,beside am a woman
and shouldnt belittle him. According
to him, He forgiven the babe and
wont collect the money back. The
lady confessed to her husband and
they both made peace with the guy.
They invited him to their child
dedication last two weekends. Also
the guy is not rich,the rig work was
just temporary. I wanted him to
collect the money blc i felt that the
best way to end it. The story is real
and happened Oct last year. I posted
the story blc i think its worth sharing.
Moral i took from his story,dont trust
new-old friends and forgive no matter
wat.

peppy luv: She is not a slut rather you are and you must be the guy in the video hitting them on the head with a stick! Murderer!!!

Guilty concience is disturbing you that's why you don't want them to be remembered.
Their spirits will hunt you until you start menstruating through your anus!

1 million likes! The guy is an A.*S.*.S* hole.

eddiebruk: Did you shed a tear while remembering them...? Were any emotions attached while you were typing your rememberance speech..? if you didnt come across this thread would you have remembered it was 1year already..? if any of these answers comes with a NO, then you are an Idioooot. Without Google, can you remember the date Stella Obasanjo died and what killed her..?, (the greatest First Lady Nigeria has ever seen)

Please stop derailing this thread and your attempt at humour is appalling!! Greatest first lady to you I suppose.

eddiebruk: I wonder if these are the only people that have died due to circumstance since last year that they should be remembered, let their Various families be responsible for their remembrance, as far as i am concerned i cannot remember someone i know nothing about, grow up people, this is reality, dont let social media teach you the wrong things in the wrong manners, How many of you can remember the date you lost a loved one...? It's so pathetic how we always want to follow what is trending nowadays

Bros chill o! pesin force you to open the thread? I remember the dates I lost a loved one!! Moreover my dead dear ones didn't die the brutal deaths this young boys died! As a Nigerian and a human I will continue to sympatise with their families and maybe if we keep at it one day they will get justice!! Op thanks for the reminder may we never be victims of such barbarism.

Still VERY fresh! So sad. No wonder Anna Banner claimed to be Bayelsan! Aluu is baaaaaad news!

But this lady use to be dark in complexion na! What happened? Na her type go born pikin come dey bleach am make e for blend! Pretty girl pls stop the skin massacre!! I like your acting though.

Why do I have this disappointing feeling that someone is not on that list? God forgive me! May the dead all rest in peace! And the survivors speedy recovery.

EMMAUGOH: let me plain what u wrote in south Africa = nku katubala nko nko ntue akppa amu na isi ewu ka ibu

Chineke! Nwa nnem you murdered it!

Congrats to AMARACHI!!! You are a beauty.

Am tired of saying/typing RIP! God abeg help me sweep this kind news far from me!!

May the culprits be brought to book!! And may Nchekwube rest in peace! God give her family the courage to bear her loss.

Hmmm!!! Really don't know whether to be happy or sad for her and them kids! But come to think of it why didn't her first partners sp.er..m catch the second egg as well? Moreover an egg survives just 24hrs after its been released! Or did she release em a week apart? Is that possible? Can a woman ovulate twice? Doctors in the house pls clarify. That second dudes spermatozoa should compete in the Olympics it sure can swim!

Happy birthday sweerie!!!!

Beautiful! Wish them well.

careytommy: na who be dis 'righteous' dencia sef?

I wonder too o! And what makes her so sure that TBJ is false? Anyways only God knows!

Congrats sweerie!!! Wish you a safe delivery.

Hilarious thread!!! And combustible comments here!

I guess my own mumu talent would be reading the whole 7 pages before leaving a comment

gratiaeo: New church's and their quest for money. Churches formed by hungry and desperate pastors, they will tell you that Catholic (the mother church) is worshiping idol just to deceive you and lure you their own church (private center).
In their Church (private center) they will preach to you that you must pay your tithe, sowe seed to them etc else the anger of God will fall upon you. All these things are lies!

We are one body! We are one body in Christ!! Though we are many WE ARE ONE BODY IN CHRIST!! Rip to the dead and may justice be served.

My boo didn't propose like I would have wanted him to! my dream proposal would have to take place at the Lekki Admiralty toll plaza at night!!! How he is gonna do it I dunno! Says he just might someday and I know he would if he could get a permit to halt traffic a few mins! When? I dunno either! I just have to keep a look out and drive slowly each time I pass by it







Abeg make una no honk too much if you find traffic on a particular toll lane not moving e fit be we o!!

Ewww!!! Yuck!!!!! With dia rotten breath.

4]All things in life are temporary.
If going well, enjoy it, they will
not last forever. If going wrong,
don't worry, they can't last
long either.


This has been my motto! Ever since my turbulent teenage years. It kept me sane when Insanity calls...

If this so called tax officials have ever invaded your premises on one frivolous charge or the other at some point you will prepare acid for them!! there is definitely more to this story and both parties needs to state their own side of the story!!! Waiting for Winners side.

Down to Earth

Well-Balanced

Harmonious

You value a natural style and love that
which is uncomplicated. People admire
you because you have both feet
planted firmly on the ground and they
can depend on you. You give those
who are close to you security and
space. You are perceived as being
warm and human. You reject
everything that is garish and trite. You
tend to be skeptical toward the whims
of fashion trends. For you, clothing has
to be practical and unobtrusively
elegant. I swear oyinbo na winch!