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WotzupNG:
You like big yansh?

I do.

Big ebony yansh and bóobs.

Rozaytee:
how person go dey bang doll baby...d evil spirit disturbing americans are from beyond oo

Eyaaa!

You're a lady so I understand your fears.

Upon say you fine very well but I can imagine how threatened you are already feeling about the competition you are going to be facing with these doll babies when it comes to your boyfriend/husband's attention.

You cannot do shakara again for the guyman.

He will just take his doll, enter his ride and zoom off!

Sorry o!

But sometimes, these evil spirits from america can do a man a lot of good if you know what I mean.

How come they are not making black ones?

Don't they know that for some of us are nothing but hard_core ebony lovers?!

I'm interested in that Multimedia.

Who will help me learn?

biggy26:
Hmm.....but if the world follow this route, pikin go scarce o, and people will start begging for marriage.

Which pikin?

Be like say you never hear of test tube babies?

Science has got everything covered!

The logic is quite simple.

Herdsmen are not threatening to create their own country.

Ipob wants to create their own country.

If they are caught now and it is time to administer jungle justice, they will be doing like people who cannot even hurt a fly.

Evil men!

Since her Animal HUSBANDRY was smiling, she can study midWIFERY to balance the chemical equation.

b0rn2fuck:
Seems like you pained, sexdoll will surely affect girls. No arrogant from you girls, the rich will get sexdoll as backup and that would reduce rate at which you girls uses men as business venture, no more phone gifts or worthful gift, even the sexdoll pussy will be tighter than you people pussy, you will run to the poor boys that can not afford sex dolls and if governments decide to subside sex doll, a lot of woman will commit suicide due to laziness and will even ask guy to Bleep them 200 naira per round

Chai!

See analysis!

Guy you wicked o!

Just as you don reduce the pussy value of the poor girl.

Don't you know that if guys say dem no wan do again, women will have every reason to practice lesbianism till thy kingdom come?!

I hope these two unfortunate boys are not gays?

You don't love her.

You just love the feeling of wanting her.

People always want what they CANNOT have.

Your case is not different in any way at all at all.

You're just lusting after her.

Just give it some time and sooner than later, you'll just find out that it was lust and not love all along.

biggy26:
Lots of people go pretend o, but later go for testing...
As d world is ending, men don't know what to do with their creative abilities again. Smh! But d scripture is very Clear on such issues.

You're right.

I wouldn't mind trying it at all.

Imagine having programmable sex with no boundaries or limits!

Oh la la!

I thank God for giving us Science!

Make I see any girl wey go do inyanga again.

mhizsuzzy:
Educated literate please it is "I'll advise you take....not advice...Don't bother thanking me

Thank you for the correction.

Guys, don't be deceived.

When two or more women fight over a man,

They are not really fighting because of the love they have for the man,

They are fighting because of the love they have for the man's resources or what they stand to benefit from the man.

If you think I don't know what I am saying,

Then ask yourself this:

How many times have you heard or encountered a scenario where women are fighting over a man that has 'nothing'?

You see what I'm saying...?

2shure:
[#345#]

location...Imo state,Nigeria.Year 2018..
Wasted Booze.
1000 ways to die
naija edition

I'll surely keep that in mind when I start compiling my own a 1000 ways to die TV Show.

churchee:
This is nonsense to be serious.
I can't celebrate mediocrity, I'd simply hide my face. An engineering student in a renowned university UNN has this rather a craft to present and it is news worthy?
His HoD should just help him secure change of course to fine and applied art (Jackson building) because Engineering Annex cannot impact anything helpful to this fellow.

You're right.

He should be transferred with immediate effect to Fine and Applied Arts.

Those are the people who will appreciate this art work of his.

In fact, I will talk to the Dean of Engineering, Prof Oparaku so as to effect his transfer with immediate effect!

This is rubbish..

Absolute rubbish.

Anyone who has a lot of time to waste on tweaking and twisting palm fronds can do that.

Motorcycle that cannot move, is that one a motorcycle?

Motorcycle that is carried by wheelbarrow, bikonu, is that one a motorcycle?

This is what happens when you're an only son.

I don't see why you could be having issues with your spoken English whereas your written English is quite good.

I went through your post and I was amazed you were writing "I am" and "I'm" the right way unlike so many "Am..." ignoramuses and educated illiterates we have in abundance here on nairaland.

Congratulations on that.

About your spoken English, I'll advice you take some time to be listening to news regularly. Also, try to be communicating some more in English. Don't be deterred if you notice people are laughing at you for messing up your grammar or your use of tenses. Seek for correction because, believe it or not, people are always willing to help out.

Practice makes perfect.

And finally, are you sure it is not your shyness that is actually preventing from speaking coherently in her presence and not actually your inability to speak good English at all?

Anyway, like I said earlier, practice makes perfect so get to work.

Good luck.

You better report yourself to SARS now!!!

I'm sure she's up to 30 years old or more.

At that age, all inyanga naturally stops...

Umu nwanyi ndo nu!

Caprigal:
I traveled all the way from Ebony to Lagos to see him. That was my first time in Lag. Risked my life, spent my tfare, only for him to not even call once after I told him I have come and am now in my sister's house.

I was now the one calling him to ask when and how can I see him since I traveled cos of him, he said I should find my way from Surulere to Egbeda on my own, knowing fully well I don't know Lagos at all.
The day I was to visit him he didn't pick my calls. I was about to enter road and wanted to clarify the address he gave me but he just stopped picking my calls.

That thing pain me die, I sat down in my room crying because I know every I did for that guy, all through the relationship I didn't even ask for a dime and I was even the one using my cash to care for him whenever he comes over to spend some days.

But are you supposed to ask him for a dime at all?

zionadebisiblog:
Am very surprised, I won't even lie.

Cc lalasticlala

I am very surprised... not Am very surprised!

At least, write like someone who actually went to school.

Arsenal sef

Sanchez should just go.

I'm tired of seeing him in arsenal colors.

I attend Atheist Church of God.

I don't want to miss out from the real one... just in case!

So nothing for UNN abi?

Okay na...

bigcee:
Boys don quickly use another monicker dey quote the he-goat. I tire for dis thread. A lot of immature guys on here.

You won't blame them sha.

Na wetin betting addiction don cause for boys.

naijaboy756:
The real guy came to marry you, you said NO.

You want 6packs or cute man,,,

OYA NA!!!!

Abeg comot for dia joor!

Like say you dey dia!

I don't know why so many of you ignoramuses think in this way you just did.

You will not tackle the problem at hand.

You will go and bring another different and totally unconnected issue and try to use it to justify or explain the present issue at hand.

It's very appalling, I must tell you.

See your mouth like her pussy is so sweet.

Anyway sha, na you sabi.

But I think I understand where she's coming from for not agreeing to your marriage plans.

My guess is that she has already heard that statement.

You know the statement I'm talking about?

Yes, that snake and mbaise person allegory, right?

Yes, I think she is wary of that story.

Anyway sha, let me not repeat the story here make e no be say I don spoil market for so many other mbaise boys.