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I'm so sure this man masturbates with Buharry in his mind.

This is rubbish.

Nothing really interesting here.

I'm out.

Before nko?

Na their usual pattern na.

According to David Icke, it is the Action-Reaction-Solution formula that all governments all over the world use to force the masses into accepting any government policy, program, or agenda no matter how harsh or ridiculous it might seem.

Government wants to increase fuel price but they just can't come out and say it.

So...

First, create a problem. (Action)
Let there be fuel crisis. Serious fuel scarcity in the land.

Then sit back and wait until people start to complain (Reaction)
Let there be pandemonium. Serious uproar such that almost everyone concerned will be affected and will be struggling and will be desperately searching for solutions. Make sure the masses have become so desperate such that they are willing to accept whatever solution you are offering.

And then...

Give them your plan as the new deal (Solution)
Tell them you will have to increase the pump price of PMS. These people have already bought PMS at the cost of 350 Naira per litre. These people have suffered so much in long queues. So at the price of 180 Naira per litre, they are now more than willing to buy.

It's nothing new.

It works all the time!

If you recall, this was exactly how we moved from 87 Naira per litre to the current 145 Naira per litre.

And I think, it's about that time again.

Chai!

Why always women?!

safarigirl:
I am pained at the level of disrespect exhibited by the lady. You cannot warn your father privately, but you brought family matter tk Facebook, to what end?

If her father is collecting ten million on her head, she should face him and not drag other innocent fathers into it.

May I never give birth to such a disrespectful child, what rubbish!

PS: Most Igbo women are not babymamas. Maybe her family is littered with them sha....and maybe she has begun to suffer in her husband's house, hence her useless words

She's warning Igbo FATHERS, as a matter of fact!

why not put it in prayer?

yanshDoctor:
..lol one of the reasons seun identity is unknown.
i like how seun hides from public with no trace, if not sars would have been regular customer to pick seun up from his house. if i were him i would have migrate to USA or canada since. then operate nairaland from there.

i plan to operate a criticising blog very soon, criticise the Nigeria government with fact. but that will be operated from another country.

How sure are you that the seun of a character has not already migrated to usa or canada since?

Ahmed0336:
Not in all cases. Most of my childhood friends are criminals

Guy you funny die, I swear!

Ha ha ha ha...

Be like say dem don chop date dis one for two years and dem still never marry am.

You think say na so e easy to marry?

omenkaLives:
K.

Correct man!

Keep on hitting them hard with the truth.

It always hits them where it hurts.

That's why they are attacking you back with their hate filled venoms.

Unfortunately for them, their venoms remain totally powerless and inconsequential in the face of truth and reality.

Sai Baba is on the job of getting this country work.

It is such a disheartening thought for so many personae non gratae in this country hence their senseless wailing.

obailala:
I was referring to your last sentence where I 'believe' you were advising Freeze to face his career and stop talking. What if it is God's will that he should be saying what he's saying presently?... What if he ignores the call to speak and just decides to face his career as you advised?... What if Moses also decided to ignore God's call to go lead the Israelites out of Egypt?

Okay.

That's just one thing with this whole religion business of a thing.

Almost everything in religion is shrouded in a big WHAT IF.

Thereby leaving a lot of room for people to fill in the blanks with all sorts of belief systems and teachings in a quest for man to satisfy his curiosity.

Thus we wouldn't know what would've happened if moses had decided to focus on his Shepard-ing career instead of heeding to the voice of God just like we don't really know if it is actually God that is using daddy freeze right now or not.

But then, you are free to speculate and whatever feels right to you is the answer you are seeking for at that very moment in time.

Thank you.

2dice01:
today is different the referee is keeping is cleansheet of no red card 15matches and still counting

Wilshere for collect am o!

C.O.Y.GGGGGGG!!!!

I think it is the guy's only sister that should do the dishes.

But if the guy's fiance is a good and well mannered person... or a very tactical diplomat... or even a very good pretender, then she could offer to help out.

That way, she earns more points.

obailala:
I guess even Moses should have just ignored the call at the burning bush and continued with his shepherd careee. After all the Israelites were God's children and God would have still delivered them from bondage himself.

I don't understand...

but as a pastor, I see nothing wrong at all in people bringing their january allawee to the house of the lord.

daddyfreeze should be aware that it has always been a willful donation/tithing.

why can't he just concentrate on his career?

OhGeeBee:
You're right, agent.

The real agents are all those 22 footballers on the pitch plus the referee and all his linesmen.

NJPot:
Happy new year all. On the first of January this year, as I was drinking 2 cans of guilder to celebrate the new year, I got an inspiration. I assume that the inspiration came from God because I have been praying and wishing to be a billionaire by 2020. This inspiration, when I finally reveal it to everyone, will bring the end to virtual soccer. It also works in real soccer, but virtual is faster in generating returns because you can bet for over 300 times in a day. From my calculations, I can make more than 1 million naira every day. I can also make more than 10 million naira every day from virtual soccer if I employ 10 or more people to play as I play. I can equally make 100 million naira if I employ more. But this would be a big blow on the bookies and they may stop virtual soccer soon. Because of this, I will manage about 500k a day and build my bank account untill it gets to a billion naira. I would start tomorrow to hit them starting from playing 150 naira. But would upgrade to 1000 then to 10000 and finally to 100000 naira. I am very surprised that no one else has discovered this secret. I have browsed all sites looking for how to get little money as small as 30 naira gain from each match but to no avail. Just stay tuned. I won't sell this info. I will give it free and if possible will dash alot of you guys big loads of cash after milking the bookies dry. Stay tuned.

Guy, abeg no jus mind all those guys castigating you for being inspired by the spirit of alcohol.

Don't be discouraged at all by their cynicism cum pessimism.

Truth is, they are already dying to know your strategy.

When it comes to making money, people don't really care who is behind the microphone as long as the strategy or principles being broadcast are working.

I have done some serious tight calculations on how to get that 50 million EASILY from Bet9ja.

These calculations are so simple that sometimes I wonder why others don't know about it or maybe, they already know it and they are equally keeping quiet like I have already decided to do.

But all the same...

I wish you good luck in your endeavors.

OhGeeBee:
Guys have played no red card and you're here saying Chelsea go collect red.
U get the logic??

Does it change anything?

It's 50 - 50 man!

And that's the beauty of this business!

That3:
Una go just dey book games wey una no go play, dey slow bet9ja server.

It's just a suggestion.

Besides, Bet9ja is not complaining so what's your own?

6BBHHHF

Chelsea has always received a red card in their last three meetings against Arsenal.

Today may not be different.

nobsalis:
see lamba.... Even merrybet is far better than nairabet Wen it comes to payout

I dey tell you!

Merrybet payout is one in town!

AntiIPOOP:
Imagine dis Fraudulent individuals who now turned theirselves into rapist. All kinds of criminality and evil continues to be their Hall mark. Shameless people, smh.

Guy, don't let your hatred for ipob consume you.

mrMeen:
what about peace of mind as he said I cannot stand dumb people really no matter how beautiful I just can't.

Are you saying that only ugly people can give peace of mind or what?

Of course, I am going for a physically attractive and intelligent dame who will equally give me peace of mind.

Those qualities are not mutually exclusive, okay?

And I can't be so foolish to just settle for prettiness or physical attraction alone.

It has gone dark again... here in Mombasa, Kenya!

This story dey somehow.

In fact, I can safely conclude that this story is nothing but the figment of the OP's wild but lustful imaginations.

Jman06:
This is not true. Real men don't place to much emphasis on a lady's beauty as a basis for marriage, only boys do. What real men want is peace of mind and support, and any lady who can guarantee him both wins his love.

Don't say real men.

Say IDEAL men.

Real men want women who can set their blood on fire even from just mere sight alone.

I am a real man.

I don't know about you.

Tajbol4splend:
What about those who are in love with guys that ain't handsome, I don't think loving someone is all about how good looking they are

Only women can do that!

Guys are not so willing to do settle down in love with someone they don't necessarily find physically attractive.

When guys settle for such a person, just know that 'condition na im make crayfish to bend'.

As for me as a guy, it is absolutely IMPOSSIBLE.

I think it is the same for so many guys too.

Visuals first!

Flets:
Online zombies have called for the head of wike in the wake of omoku new year killings...... Now what?

Buhari has supervised Fulani killings for over 2.5yrs without a single word but the online zombies have conveniently left buhari off the hook for the massacre/ religious cleansing by the Fulani's

Foolish people everywhere in this country

I have never met anyone on nairaland more foolish than you.

Tufiakwa gi.

kevoh:
Christians! They can not even agree among themselves! Even to get married to each other na wahala! And you expect an atheist to take you guys serious?

You won't blame them though 'cause 'they know not what they're doing'.

Religion in general, is all about 'My-God-is-better-than-yours'.

That's why the so called 'believers' will never agree even within themselves.

this game is a sure draw.

lemme just go and handicap everton!