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FamilyRe: My Sister Married An Impotent Man by Collyno82(m): 7:32pm On Apr 17, 2017
FortuneTeller:
I am coming today with tears in my eyes for my little sis. She is kind, sweet, and a very nice young lady. She met a 35 year old man last year who courted her and convinced our family of his sincerity. He is a nice guy and very handsome. They went for medical tests before the marriage and were told everything was fine. They have now been married for 3 months without sex. My sis has cried to me for the past 2 weeks. She says he has tried some herbal supplements and even saw a pastor, but nothing has changed. They did not have sex before marriage, but she says she has seen him with an erection before and after the marriage. However when he is about to insert himself, he loses the stiffness. I don't know what to do. Someone from our area says he is known to visit many prostitutes. I don't believe he is seeing them now because he has been with our family for some time now and even working in the family business. As they have not consummated the marriage, we are thinking of returning the things he bought so she can be free. How can a 35 year old man be impotent?? My sister shall not suffer.
very pathetic story. Let her pray more
RomanceRe: Man Rants After His Friend Got Cheated On By A Girl He Placed On 100k Salary by Collyno82(m): 7:26pm On Apr 17, 2017
Divay22:
I'm sorry.
OK ma ur welcome. How was ur Easter celebration
TravelRe: 68 Nigerians Deported From Ghana, Mali And Burkina Faso by Collyno82(m): 7:18pm On Apr 17, 2017
princeonx:
Lol! Using the term deportation for those countries is simply an insult to Nigeria.
not at all dear. Is the reality. We've fallen to the lowest ebb
RomanceRe: Man Rants After His Friend Got Cheated On By A Girl He Placed On 100k Salary by Collyno82(m): 7:14pm On Apr 17, 2017
Divay22:
you mean oleh community undecided undecided lipsrsealed...
Abeg swerve
OK ma
RomanceRe: Man Rants After His Friend Got Cheated On By A Girl He Placed On 100k Salary by Collyno82(m): 4:17pm On Apr 17, 2017
Divay22:
Money money money
100k monthly
IPhone 6 and 7
A slay mama grin grin grin grin grin grin

The heart knows where it belongs.
You can only pay for the body but you can't buy the heart.
Sorry dude just tread carefully next time.
oleh[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
RomanceRe: Man Rants After His Friend Got Cheated On By A Girl He Placed On 100k Salary by Collyno82(m): 4:16pm On Apr 17, 2017
Divay22:
Money money money
100k monthly
IPhone 6 and 7
A slay mama grin grin grin grin grin grin

The heart knows where it belongs.
You can only pay for the body but you can't buy the heart.
Sorry dude just tread carefully next time.
oleh
CrimeRe: UNILAG Student Declared Missing After A Party With A Man Found Dead (pics) by Collyno82(m): 11:21pm On Apr 16, 2017
May I not be in the news for a wrong cause
CrimeRe: Lady Stripped Unclad & Beheaded In Liberia (Graphic Photos) by Collyno82(m): 12:32pm On Apr 13, 2017
Motherfucker2:

What drugs are you on ??

Have you heard of Ms13 ??

Have you heard of Los zetas ??

Have you heard of Sinaloa cartel ??

These are dangerous gangs in Mexico, they're the most brutal gang in the whole world

El chapo runs these gangs and there method of killing is decapitation

Now tell me if they do ritual

You say it doesn't happen in white countries ??

You must be the dumbest kid in Nigeria who lives in a hut in Ogun state

In white countries, you can't just go to someone else's street like you do in Nigeria

Explain to me why 800 people were slaughtered last year like goats in your white country USA

Explain Italian mafia to me

Explain Ms13 and Sinaloa cartel to me

Explain to me why a white kid would walk into his school and slaughter 20 people

Explain to me why a white kid would go to a mall and massacre people

Explain to me who Ted Bundy, Charles Manson, Joseph carpenter are

Dumb kid
he ask a simple question about ritual killing in Africa & u are explaining off point. Think before u talk
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu Israeli Prime Minister's Derogatory Speech On Africans & Arabs by Collyno82(op): 11:40am On Apr 09, 2017
Zoharariel:
My jewish priend, you know, you really can't blame me for my perspective about the jews.

History has taught me that “Anti-Semitism” began in Germany in the 1930s; but what I did not know until recently is the fact that at one time or other, the Jews have been expelled from every nation in Europe.

https://www.biblebelievers.org.au/expelled.htm

Now, unlike the asshole above me & his brain-dead ilks who thinks the universe revolves only around the parasitic, filthy, racist jews & their clueless, incestuous roasted-meat loving beast called Yahweh, I always look at things, not only objectively but also as an outside observer, before drawing my conclusions.

In the words of “His excellency - Idi-Amin Dada - Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth & Fishes of The Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Afrika in General & Uganda in Particular” - Adolf Hitler did not kill enough jews, and guess what? I am in concurrence with his blunt statement. grin cheesy grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phPMSCcpb40

Even though we know history is replete with the atrocities & abominable acts of your ancestors (the Jews); And even though the Jews are the only people in the world who have found hostility in every country in which they settled
in any numbers; Let Nairalanders adjudicate & decide who should be banned stoned to death between me on one hand - for daring to adore Adolf Hitler and your foolish ancestors on the other - for the racist, stupid & satanic commandments written in their Talmud.


The “Satanic Verses” of the Talmud (The Jews Sacred Bible)

1.) Moed Kattan 17a: If a Jew is tempted to do evil he should go to a city where he is not known and do the evil there.

2.) Erubin 21b: Whosoever disobeys the rabbis deserves death and will be punished by being boiled in hot excrement in hell.

3.) Sanhedrin 58b: If a heathen (gentile) hits a Jew, the gentile must be killed.

4.) Sanhedrin 57a: A Jew need not pay a gentile (“Cuthean”) the wages owed him for work.

5.) Baba Mezia 24a: If a Jew finds an object lost by a gentile (“heathen”) it does not have to be returned. (Affirmed also in Baba Kamma 113b).

6.) Sanhedrin 57a: When a Jew murders a gentile (“Cuthean”), there will be no death penalty. What a Jew steals from a gentile he may keep.

7.) Baba Kamma 113a: Jews may use lies (“subterfuges”) to circumvent a Gentile.

8.) Yebamoth 98a: All gentile children are animals.

9.) Abodah Zarah 36b: Gentile girls are in a state of niddah (filth) from birth.

10.) Sanhedrin 106a: Jesus’ mother was a LovePeddler - “She who was the descendant of princes and governors played the harlot with carpenters.” Also in footnote #2 to Shabbath 104b of the Soncino edition, it is stated that in the “uncensored” text of the Talmud it is written that Jesus mother, “Miriam the hairdresser,” had sex with many men.

11.) Kallah 51a: The elders were once sitting in the gate when two young lads passed by; one covered his head and the other uncovered his head. Of him who uncovered his head Rabbi Eliezer remarked that he is a bastard. Rabbi Joshua remarked that he is the son of a niddah (a child conceived during a woman’s menstrual period). Rabbi Akiba said that he is both a bastard and a son of a niddah.

They said, what induced you to contradict the opinion of your colleagues? He replied, “I will prove it concerning him.” He went to the lad’s mother and found her sitting in the market selling beans.

He said to her, My daughter, if you will answer the question I will put to you, I will bring you to the world to come. (eternal life). She said to him, ‘Swear it to me.

Rabbi Akiba, taking the oath with his lips but annulling it in his heart, said to her, what is the status of your son? She replied, when I entered the bridal chamber I was niddah (menstruating) and my husband kept away from me; but my best man had intercourse with me and this son was born to me. Consequently the child was both a bastard and the son of a niddah.

“It was declared, ..Blessed be the God of Israel who revealed his secret to Rabbi Akiba…”

In addition to the theme that God rewards clever liars, the preceding Talmud discussion is actually about Jesus Christ (the bastard boy who “uncovered his head” and was conceived in the filth of menstruation). The boy’s adulterous mother in this Talmud story is the mother of Christ, Blessed Mary (called Miriam and sometimes, Miriam the hairdresser, in the Talmud).

12.) Rosh Hashanah 17a: Christians (minnim) and others who reject the Talmud will go to hell and be punished there for all generations.

13.) Sanhedrin 90a: Those who read the New Testament (“uncanonical books”) will have no portion in the world to come.

14.) Shabbath 116a: Jews must destroy the books of the Christians, i.e. the New Testament.

15.) Yebamoth 63a: States that Adam had sexual intercourse with all the animals in the Garden of Eden.

16.) Sanhedrin 55b: A Jew may marry a three year old girl (specifically, three years “and a day” old).

17.) Sanhedrin 54b: A Jew may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.

18.) Kethuboth 11b: When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing.

19.) Yebamoth 59b: A woman who had intercourse with a beast is eligible to marry a Jewish priest. A woman who has sex with a demon is also eligible to marry a Jewish priest.

20.) Abodah Zarah 17a: States that there is not a w.hore in the world that the Talmudic sage Rabbi Eleazar has not had sex with. On one of his whorehouse romps, Rabbi Eleazar leanred that there was one particular prostitute residing in a whorehouse near the sea, who would receive a bag of money for her services. He took a bag of money and went to her, crossing seven rivers to do so.

During their intercourse the prostitute farted. After this the LovePeddler told Rabbi Eleazar: “Just as this gas will never return to my anus, Rabbi Eleazar will never get to heaven.” grin cheesy grin

21.) Baba Mezia 59b: A rabbi debates God and defeats Him. God admits the rabbi won the debate. (Is this not a clear-cut indication that Yahweh is a stupid & clueless God? grin cheesy grin)

22.) Menahoth 43b-44a: A Jewish man is obligated to say the following prayer every day: Thank you God for not making me a gentile, a woman or a slave.

Conclusively, I leave you with the golden words of Benjamin Franklin, which was made in a “CHIT CHAT AROUND THE TABLE DURING INTERMISSION,” at the Philadelphia Constitutional Convention of 1787.

This statement was recorded in the dairy of Charles Cotesworth Pinckney, a delegate from South Carolina.

[b]“I fully agree with General Washington, that we must protect this young nation from an insidious influence and impenetration. The menace, gentlemen, is the Jews.

In whatever country Jews have settled in any great number, they have lowered its moral tone; depreciated its commercial integrity; have segregated themselves and have not been assimilated; have sneered at and tried to undermine the Christian religion upon which that nation is founded, by objecting to its restrictions; have built up a state within the state; and when opposed have tried to strangle that country to death financially, as in the case of Spain and Portugal.

For over 1,700 years, the Jews have been bewailing their sad fate in that they have been exiled from their homeland, as they call Palestine. But gentlemen, did the world give it to them in fee simple, they would at once find some
reason for not returning.

Why? Because they are vampires, and vampires do not live on vampires. They cannot live only among themselves. They must subsist on Christians and other people not of their race. If you do not exclude them from these United States, in their Constitution, in less than 200 years they will have swarmed here in such great numbers that they will dominate and devour the land and change our form of government, for which we Americans have shed our blood, given our lives our substance and jeopardized our liberty.

If you do not exclude them, in less than 200 years our descendants will be working in the fields to furnish them substance, while they will be in the counting houses rubbing their hands. I warn you, gentlemen, if you do not exclude Jews for all time, your children will curse you in your graves.

Jews, gentlemen, are Asiatics, let them be born where they will nor how many generations they are away from Asia, they will never be otherwise. Their ideas do not conform to an American's, and will not even thou they live among us ten generations. A leopard cannot change its spots.

Jews are Asiatics, are a menace to this country if permitted entrance, and should be excluded by this Constitutional Convention”.
[/b] grin cheesy grin
@ Zoharariel a fool has said in his heart that there is no God
RomanceRe: In All Sincerity, What Will You Do If You Find Yourself In This Situation?. by Collyno82(m): 11:20am On Apr 09, 2017
@ thornapple though difficult but take it to the lord in prayers
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu Israeli Prime Minister's Derogatory Speech On Africans & Arabs by Collyno82(op): 10:53am On Apr 09, 2017
thornapple:
yes it has been and glad hearing From you once again.
I'm ok, thanks
You suddenly vanished. Have been much around except for the last couple of days i got busy with family issues.
yes it was intentionally planned. I hate being an addict of any sort. At a point I was waking n sleeping with NL
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu Israeli Prime Minister's Derogatory Speech On Africans & Arabs by Collyno82(op): 3:55pm On Apr 08, 2017
thornapple:
on point, thanks.
is bin a while. How are u doing
PoliticsRe: Graphic Photos From The Suicide Bomb Blast Near A Mosque In Maiduguri by Collyno82(m): 8:14am On Apr 08, 2017
CastedDude:
cc; lalasticlala, mynd44
I think another terrorist group did this because Book Haram has been defeated
HealthRe: How Reliable Are Hearing Aids? by Collyno82(m): 4:03pm On Apr 02, 2017
Richmondoau:
I bought one online from konga and it works perfectly. Less than 15k
@ Richmondoau what's the name
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Sent To Port-Harcourt Prison For 'Defaming' Pastor David Ibiyeomie by Collyno82(m): 5:19pm On Mar 16, 2017
Otobo were are u. Ur next in line
Otobo....loading
Christianity EtcRe: ​Stephanie Otobo Holds An Interview With TVC News, Exposes Apostle Suleman More by Collyno82(m): 3:28pm On Mar 15, 2017
Unbelievers will believe Otobo, believers will believe Apostle. Otobo is in Nigeria ranting n trying to impress her paymasters, Apostle is in US sitted in a kings chair doing the work of his master. The difference is clear.
Christianity EtcRe: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Collyno82(m): 9:54am On Feb 19, 2017
HardMirror:
And how high were the flood waters?
We are talking about flood waters that covered a mountain that is over 5000meters high do you even have an idea how high that is?

Why I said to understand you must have 4 things

1. The bible
2. Ability to read and understand english
3. Common sense
4. Sincerity

You obviously lack 3 out of this 4. Your guess is as good as mine.

Do you know what sea level is? Do you know what it means when an area is above or below sea level?

Some areas are usually a few meters below sea level usually not much maybe 5meters. If a flood happens in such an area, the water won't spread out if the flood height is below 5meters.
Such a flood will cover houses but it is contained. But we are talking of 5,000 METERS!!!! here. Such a water will cover the whole world except mountains taller than 5000 meters. There is no place on land that is even 100meters below sea level. Talkless of 5000 meters.

The problem is christianity and most religions are founded on stubbornness and stupidity. You see obvious facts but are determined to remain foolish. Why? Because you think if there is one God that would punish you if you dare question the bible.

Sometimes a man has to pause and think about his life. Is my belief founded on truth?
Imagine people who worship trees, rocks, imagine the greeks who worshiped Apollo, Zeus and those gods we all know are not real. Imagine Romans who worshiped jupiter. Imagin Indians who worship AmonRa (the monkey god)

Take a moment and imagine all these people, they would all defend their gods even tho you and I know those gods are nothing but myths.
Now do you think your god is different? You think those people don't experience "miracles" in their religions too?

Fear will keep you ignorant. Stay ignorant if it makes you feel safe
A fool has said in his heart that there is no God.
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu Israeli Prime Minister's Derogatory Speech On Africans & Arabs by Collyno82(op): 9:34am On Feb 19, 2017
thornapple:
on point, thanks.
Ur welcome dear
PoliticsRe: Soldier Writes Love Note With His Bullets (Photos) by Collyno82(m): 8:31am On Feb 17, 2017
NuclearWinter:
After them go talk say dem no give dem bullet
Na ur type military dey beat.
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu Israeli Prime Minister's Derogatory Speech On Africans & Arabs by Collyno82(op): 8:19am On Feb 17, 2017
thornapple:
Thanks collyno, it feels nice having a male friend i could confide in. I wasn't wrong about him. He makes my day. grin
I encourage you to flow in the estacy friendship can offer. There is nothing compared with happiness, it makes the heart grow young. Cheers
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu Israeli Prime Minister's Derogatory Speech On Africans & Arabs by Collyno82(op): 8:13am On Feb 17, 2017
quickly:
This was a speech by Botha or De Klerk and not Israel pm
Whoever but u sure got the message
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu Israeli Prime Minister's Derogatory Speech On Africans & Arabs by Collyno82(op): 9:20pm On Feb 16, 2017
thornapple:
Yes, we are now connected. smiley
Wow that's lovely. Enjoy
Christianity EtcRe: Islamic Hatred For Valentine's Day by Collyno82(m): 2:59am On Feb 15, 2017
EazyMoh:
[s]Islam isn't like Christianity where every pagan festivity no matter how immoral is conveniently adopted[/s]. You don't need a day in a year to show your loved ones you love them. In essence this day is just a day to glorify immorality and encourage adultery and fornication.
Christianity EtcRe: Islamic Hatred For Valentine's Day by Collyno82(m): 2:56am On Feb 15, 2017
lagostokd:
Stop rewriting history!

The origin of this holiday for the expression of love really isn't romantic at all—at least not in the traditional sense. Father Frank O'Gara of Whitefriars Street Church in Dublin, Ireland, tells the real story of the man behind the holiday—St. Valentine.
"He was a Roman Priest at a time when there was an emperor called Claudias who persecuted the church at that particular time," Father O'Gara explains. " He also had an edict that prohibited the marriage of young people. This was based on the hypothesis that unmarried soldiers fought better than married soldiers because married soldiers might be afraid of what might happen to them or their wives or families if they died."
"I think we must bear in mind that it was a very permissive society in which Valentine lived," says Father O'Gara. "Polygamy would have been much more popular than just one woman and one man living together. And yet some of them seemed to be attracted to Christian faith. But obviously the church thought that marriage was very sacred between one man and one woman for their life and that it was to be encouraged. And so it immediately presented the problem to the Christian church of what to do about this."
"The idea of encouraging them to marry within the Christian church was what Valentine was about. And he secretly married them because of the edict."
Valentine was eventually caught, imprisoned and tortured for performing marriage ceremonies against command of Emperor Claudius the second. There are legends surrounding Valentine's actions while in prison.
"One of the men who was to judge him in line with the Roman law at the time was a man called Asterius, whose daughter was blind. He was supposed to have prayed with and healed the young girl with such astonishing effect that Asterius himself became Christian as a result."
In the year 269 AD, Valentine was sentenced to a three part execution of a beating, stoning, and finally decapitation all because of his stand for Christian marriage. The story goes that the last words he wrote were in a note to Asterius' daughter. He inspired today's romantic missives by signing it, "from your Valentine."
Lubbish
Christianity EtcRe: Islamic Hatred For Valentine's Day by Collyno82(m): 2:52am On Feb 15, 2017
lepasharon:
Only the extremist don't celebrate it
Just tell me one thing u have gain since u started celebrating val as a non extremist
FamilyRe: Man Discovers 32-year-old ‘son’ Isn’t His Child (photos) by Collyno82(m): 2:42am On Feb 15, 2017
Pidgin2:
One woman did this yet people are here shouting women forgetting that their own mothers and grandmother are women.
So we shouldn't say the truth because our great grand mothers & Pidgin2 are women abi
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: See What A Nigerian Girl Posted On Her Facebook Timeline[pics] by Collyno82(m): 2:31am On Feb 15, 2017
I think she make sense small. But wat if after they might have fu*k u, they still continue to treat u better than ur boyfriend
SportsRe: 7-Year-Old Girl Completes 2017 Lagos City Marathon. PICS by Collyno82(m): 2:24am On Feb 15, 2017
willibounce1:
Why do we like to exaggerate. The girl joined the race from her house in lekki. We do not know if it's lekki phase 1 or even oniru estate and the nonsense headline says she completed the race. And as usual some are already shouting she is going places.

Make una dey use una brain. That's why your politicians are stealing you dry and deceiving you up and down. No critical thinking, no nothing.
"It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it." By John Wooden
Technology MarketRe: We Buy Dead Laptop At Good PRICE by Collyno82(m): 2:09am On Feb 15, 2017
ruphytelecom:
Don't let what you can't do stop you from doing what you can do.
By John Wooden
Days true sir
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu Israeli Prime Minister's Derogatory Speech On Africans & Arabs by Collyno82(op): 1:46am On Feb 15, 2017
thornapple:
Exactly.
The difference bwteen us however is that you quoted someone you don't know(the norm though) but i personally know who i quoted. grin
I might not no him but I know thy work. But wait u mean u know Sincere4u tongue tongue huh
PoliticsRe: Military Foundation Laid By El-Rufai & Buratai Destroyed By Unknown People (Pics by Collyno82(m): 1:17am On Feb 15, 2017
thornapple:
feeling fulfilled. wink
My dear I love that. There is nothing as cool as one having a sense of fulfillment.

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