₦airaland Forum

Lionessza:
Two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.....

doesn't change the fact that white is white n black is Black

Lionessza:
Hahahaha nothing in the article said anything about who killed them , it could be anyone, Nigerians included, but those who reason with their buttholes will scream "Xenophobia " and of course threaten threaten threaten .

sounding biased. sensing covering up if ur saddled with the responsibility of unearthing those behind this dastard act.

Trina0936:
You and who?? Kindly stay off my mentions.

as in?? is ur "mentions'' thy kingdom come. will only keep off until ur guided. good morning dear

TrapQueen77:
I am NOT LIKE U ...thats y i dont fvck with basic biitches who are hungry even for the kobo they ready to kill someone...

If relationship is all abt money, then there shud be a contract signing.

I hear!!!!£££$$$$ as if ur relationship will survive a week without money. have u not heard that money answereth all things relationship inclusive. mind u one week relationship without money makes one weak

TrapQueen77:




The most important keys in any relationships are RESPECT LOVE & HONESTY...

every man who are in a serious relationship must have these qualities and you will see the relationship will flourish

money is no 1. I no u intentionally remove it so that we will think ur not money conscious

Trina0936:
I see you wey get good mouth

let's pretend

Trina0936:
Will you shut that hole you call mouth! Educated illiterate,have you quickly forgotten you have female relatives? Does it mean they would never change? Stop spewing trash as if some men aren't also untrained and ill-mannered! There is no such word as mannerless,your English teacher must be so ashamed of you!
Only fools generalize stupidly!!
Anyone who is pained for Muna's good news can always take the easy way out! Kill yourselves!!

u n bad mouth be like 5&6

NLban:
Pidgin Proverbs
1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of pikin.
2. Woman wey never see problem.. Na im dey still hold breast run.
3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep.
4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, na later é go hear am.
5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.
6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl go lay boiled egg.
7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD?.
8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey say him march fish, wetin him mama go march?
9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say the journey far.
10. Person wey don faint before no be
stranger to death.
11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin hungry man dey see.
12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she dey enjoy labour pains.
13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit.
14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody hail am!! é go hail himself
15. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, NA SHE SABI.
16. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.
17. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside.
18. Pikin wey say him mama no fine dey use style call him papa blind man.
19. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take dey share meat.
20. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him know wetin he wan Catch.
21. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open.
22. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK.
23. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start.
24. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for food.
25. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you.
26. Thief wey jump fence enter house
where owner dey wait for am, no go jump again.
27. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tell am say him sabi bury.
28. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im dey kill am.
29. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you dey craze.
30. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth cut am.
31. My thing and our thing no be the same oh.
32. Na happiness dey make prick stand.
33. Na as goat stand for market dem dey price am.
34. Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala.
35. Its a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.
36. No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans.
37. Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup.
38. Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap.
39. Akara and moi moi get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different.
MY PIPUL UNA FIT ADD UNA OWN O!

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I love nomba 32. na happiness dey make prick stand

NwamaziNwaAro:
Badt guy
After you stole D'Banj's destiny..

how?

nnamdiokere45:
my advice to u is stay here and f**k while ur mates go

hahaha u mean oooh

gifty my love

TrapQueen77:
Save endangered species sha...

for wat?

Oyind17:
pregnant virgin

hahaha pregnant virgin kwa

dacovajnr:
Nope,ayam a very straightforward person(Many can attest to that on NL)plus ayam just 6inch long at full Stretch(Only one NL girl can attest to that)

so nairaland don EPP ya ministry. abeg nairaland EPP my hustle ooh. I need one

Oyind17:
Don't be shy, you can still satisfy your woman. Take a bold step and get a girlfriend. I've seen one smaller than yours before.

really! was thinking ur a Virgin

xqzytchyca:
beautiful girl! just that you no too get sense

u c ur life? c wat ur doing to ur fellow bea

na him go make the marriage last?

nkwuocha1:
1.I eat the inner part of bread,creating a deep hole and then discarding the rest. My wife gets seriously upset when I do that. Sorry Nne, even my mother gave up on me.

2.Reading in the toilet ,while taking my poo

3.Biting off fingernails

4. Can't look at the opposite sex eye balls for more than 10 seconds without finding a way out!!!

5.Rubber bands on my wrist .Now my son keeps yanking it off my wrist.The pains though.... I think this will be the first habit to drop sincerely.

6. Still pressing and succkin breast. .I love breast ooo. I remember several times madam no go give me her "isi ewu ".I go just dey roll for bed like earthworm wey meet salt. Then in my most sober/helpless voice,i go beg, "Nkem please at least allow me to suck your breeast ,what kind of wickedness is this? "

7. Still licking powdered milk .Yeah, do give a some to my son by pouring some on his palm .Partners in crime

8. Stealing meat from the pot at night. Yes I'm good in creating temporal potholes in soup.

9. Using dirty laundry to clean my shoes. Really don't care the cost of the clothe. Always think since its going to be washed anyway, then it's enough reason I use it to clean my office shoes. I'm the only OGA allowed to do that

10. Can shower with any kind of soap. I don't care to use detergent sef. As for cream, I fit rub anything. On several occasions I don rub relaxer comot .I felt terribly bad the whole of those days .Women!!

11. Putting already wrapped gele on my head
I usually do this as a child whenever my mom comes back from occasion and drops or hang the wrapped gele. I go just put am for my head while walking round the house. Now I dey wear my wife own .She go laugh sotee catarrh and tears go dey comot from her mouth. When I dey beg her that year to marry me she been dey do Shakara ooo

12. Sewing back buttons on my shirts.

13. Separating burnt groundnut from the fresh ones while eating. And the end of the day, I'd found out I ate almost nothing.

14. Tying same pairs of socks together,so as not to loose the other.My mother introduced this act after several beatings whenever I lost my socks. Believe me I can turn the whole house inside out while looking for a single socks.

men r all the same. l love that isiewu part. I love bre*st too

I love dis guy of a banky. although @ a time I was thinking he is counter productive. don't get it twisted u no wat I mean

amechi no get fitting @all

thornapple:
Today has been ok, how was yours?.

great! God is f8fu

Pidgin2:
Taxis are relatively safe in Lagos, all you need to do is get one from a registered Park, ignorance is a crime. Crap keeps getting to Front page, I might leave nairaland for good soon.

in addition safety is of the lord

this oba wey no get respect! serves him right

only? too poor

thornapple:
Hahahaha

take it easy oo, Collins.

thanks my dear I will but some people are something else. how are u doing today

chijiblaze:
The OP's right.
Good morning in Igbo is ¿Ị̀ bọọla chi?
Nothing more.

All this Ụtụtụ Ọma business is just fake Igbo & a recent development with no connection to any village's dialect. Rather it's a direct transliteration from the English equivalent, done without regard to the form & structure of the Igbo language.

Instead of saying that rubbish it's much better to say:

¿Ị pụtala? ¿I tetala? ¿Ị hụla ụbọchị?

did one sounding like a half bred igboman

ikp120:
Kini big deal? I married her for who she is, not who she was! She also married me for who I am, not who I was! I didn't even marry her for babies sef

Abi pikins to adopt don finish for "market" ni?

Abeg this no be problem jare.

sharap! hypocrite

don't mind them. all dis so called pastors they have the form of godliness but they denied the power thereof

TrapQueen77:
Cant u see the picture? why biting his lower lip while taking picture with these dead ppol?

happy new month. may the grace of our lord Jesus Christ be with u n ur family.

both. while chorus magnifies, hymns exalts

girls dey try ooh. dis one na somebody's boyfriend

TrapQueen77:



He even biting his lower lip as if he juz having "sumtin-sumtin" with the dead

trapqueen77 ur fond of bearing nonsense in mind.