₦airaland Forum

Ngokafor:
..Kudos to you Zinny..Dem train you well...Most Nigerians wont do same though..so damn dishonest

Most South Africans won't do it. stealing from Nigerians tru Mtn n dstv has been their preoccupation from time immemorial

waxxydude:
Yes oh, naso my mumsy, grandmama & papa too train me, but walai if that money jus mistake miss road, we'd share that money 60-40.

Pikin wey mistake carry spoon with food nak nose instead of inside mouth don chop belleful.

I know u, u will return it

rot:+ gsd + ekukeh

Lecturers can lie. from hypothesis to experiments

MrBrownJay1:
Mounting me while still making a long face?! Holy blasphemy.... haba! If she still holds a grudge, she best not mention it, and instead keep her mind focussed on making sweet music through bedroom acrobatics.

bros u never jam. am not talking of ur nominal gurlfriend but all these slay nonsense queens, show them shege bandits of girls wey full nairaland

Raine80:
Any man that that has this mindset should look at his sweet innocent sleeping wife. The God fearing one, it's not you she is dreaming off when she smiles in her sleep.

how do know

MrBrownJay1:
Sometimes, its just easier to give in and say:" ok, whatever you say, its all good" and let it go (unless she wanna do something you are fully against). Have a safe word that you guys use, in case a discussion gets out of hand..... When anyone say the safe word, both must change the subject instantly (in order to not cross the line).

One major RULE I always follow is, whatever argument we may have during the day, as soon as we get in the bedroom, it must be over and squashed (one way or the other).... Bedroom is the loving/warm/peaceful/positive and safe zone.
NEVER GO TO BED MAD AT ONE ANOTHER.

pepper them gang won't only take it to bedroom but will also be saying it while sexing u. you will be hearing things like am just giving u this sex not because u deserve it but just because is been long I taste ur banana last. u remember the Gucci bag I ask for u have not bought it for me.

Dat finger though, looking like slayers finger. but wait ooh Is DAT the finger for engagement? just asking

You see what we are talking. All this pepper them gang and slay queens on NL won't comment because of guilt

Karlman:
...life is all about money.

ur sentence is incorrect. correct it by putting "not'' in between is and all

better to put my head in a microwave than to put my head in there

ZarZar:
Messed with. History. I hate it when people try to pull a fast one on others.

history can only teach you, can't mess you up

MasterChen:
You can tell this clown is one of those xup, k, ow z u, yh, potopoto girls

There is nothing inside that pangolo. That's why he/she is always spamming threads with question mark and tongue out emojis

is like u asked for her 11 digits n she refuse, dats y ur pouring out vituperations on her. change ooh diaris God ooh

IgbosAreGreat:
Aruma Oteh is married with kids


get ur fact well abeg

not too sure but all I no is DAT she is a mother

enimcnite:
See as you just spoil my front page market!
But as you kon be fine fine lady.u...I no need front page again..just your 11 digits

all the 11digits of girls wey dey ur neighborhood no do u, u don't carry dis ur attitude come Nairaland abi

Kingsolex1:
A Russian saw me in my office and said where are you from , i said am from the greatest country in the world.He looked at me with a very strange look and said let me guess u are from Nigeria , i said yes. Out of curiosity he said considering whats happening in your country now why would you say shes the best in the world and i asked him to sit down and let me tell him what he and most people dont not know about Great Nigeria and i told him these.......

1. Are you aware that all over the world Nigerians are setting the pace and becoming the standard by
which others measure themselves? Do you know??

2. In the US, Nigerians are the most educated immigrant community. Type it into Google and you’ll see it. Not one of the most educated, the most educated.

3. 60% of Nigerians in the US have college degrees. This is far above the American national average of 30%.

4. Nigerians in US are one of the highest earners, typically
earning 25% more than the median US income of $53k.
5. In Ivy League schools in Europe and America, Nigerians routinely outperform their peers from other nations.

6. A Nigerian family, The Imafidon family, have officially been named the smartest family in the UK.
7. The designer of the famous car, Chevrolet Volt, Jelani Aliyu, is a super
talented Nigerian from Sokoto State.

8. The World’s fastest supercomputer was designed by a world renowned inventor and scientist, Philip Emeagwali, a full-blown Nigerian whose pat ency was awarded in 2015. This means Nigeria has the pat ency to the world’s fastest computer: a Nigerian.

9. The wealthiest Black man and woman on earth are
Nigerians, Aliko Dangote and Mrs. Folorunsho Alakija. Both have no trace of criminal record of any kind.

10. South Africa couldn’t have ended apartheid & achieved Black rule if not for
the leadership role Nigeria played.

11. Of the 3 South African Presidents who ruled after apartheid, two of them once
lived in Nigeria under asylum. Both Nelson Mandela (60s) and Thabo Mbeki (70s) lived in Nigeria before becoming President
of South Africa.
We gave financial support, human support, boycotted an Olympics and our politicians, musicians and activists campaigned relentlessly.

12. Nigeria spent over $3 Billion and lost hundreds of soldiers to end the wars in both Liberia and Sierra
Leone which the world ignored because they have no oil.

13. When there was a coup in São Tomé and Príncipe in 2003, Nigeria restored the
elected President back to power.

14. Before there were street lights in European cities, ancient Benin kingdom
had street lights fueled by palm oil.

15. 500 years ago, Benin casted metal alloys to create magnificent art including the world famous Queen Ida Mask.

16. Amina was a warrior queen who ruled Zaria Emirate in Kaduna state,
Northwestern Nigeria 400 years ago in 1610. Google and see what she means to
Africa.

17. We gave monetary gifts to Ireland during our oil boom and
built a statue for France free of charge. We are not poor blacks. Nigeria is rich and don’t be lied to.

18. The first television station in Africa was NTA Ibadan (1960) long before
Ireland has their RTE station.........

Wherever you look in this great country, Nigeria, heroes abound both now and in our recent and ancient past. If all you do is listen to mainstream Western media, you’ll not get the full & true picture of your Nigerian heritage.
Do not listen to any leader who says Nigerians are criminals, no matter who he
is, or his height and position.
We’re not a nation of scammers, drugs & corruption, but a people with a verifiable track record of greatness........

Here is what CNN, BBC, Aljezeera and western media will not tell you about Nigerians:

19. On the 7th of May, 2016 at Howard University in Washington D.C history was
made. Out of 96 graduating Doctor of Pharmacy candidates, 43 of them were
Nigerians and out of 27 awards given, 16 went to Nigerians. The entire world still envies our uniqueness as a NATION, living together despite our ethnic diversity. One single country with over 400 languages. They will only tell you how Nigerians are scammers and cheats, how Nigerians are into drugs overseas. If you don’t blow your trumpet, no one will blow it for you.

VIVA NAIJA!!!

20. There are over 180,000,000 Nigerians world over and only about 250,000 of this figure have traceable criminal records. This is about 0.14% of our entire national population in the last 20 years: nothing close to 1%. Shame on global
media.

Listen Nigeria, don't let anybody woo you into believing that you are a criminal just because you are a Nigerian.
Nigerians are NOT criminals. You are NOT a criminal.
You are topnotch; second to none around the world.
I am proud am created a Nigerian, thank you God. Be proud of Nigeria wherever you go. Take out your Passport with pride.

Guess what happened next?
. . . . . .He couldn't talk and just walked away.
Am proud to be a Nigerian and be from that country.... God bless Federal Republic Of Great Nigeria.

cc.. lalasticlala mynd44

ur account of naija is not balanced. this is the danger of a single story. u didn't tell us y u have to leave ur country and ran to Russia. are u on asylum there. y fail to tell us that in Nigeria you pay for services u do not get, phcn as a case study. u refuse to tell us that there is leadership failure in naija n how fantastically corrupt our rulers are. Always say the truth, that is when ur salvation will come.

I love this babe although she is dressing like a mad person nowadays. but still don't change my love for her

Pidgin2:
He hasn't told us what really happened before implying that it's because he is a Nigerian. Some other Nigerians go there and are not harassed like that. Even people who travel to more advanced countries are not illegally detained without reason. Let him tell us the full story and you will know that there is much more involved

Even the bribe he paid to the visa officials might be one of the issues, what is the need of bribing them with such an amount if he was genuinely going for only a visit? it all depends

u might be right. but my annoyance is ordinary Namibia of all countries harassing our citizens, E bee as it get

Pidgin2:
It's not because you are a Nigerian

dearie wats their reason if I may ask

I urge every one to engage on a meaningful venture not on betting chaachaa

who send them. to God may them stay

who send them

Justeenaleo:
If e hungry both of una on the first date then who am I to stop it?
Besides if it doesn't happen on the first date it will happen on the second date or the third date and it doesn't make it less wrong.

I love girls that speak nothing but the truth

Pidgin2:
They like debating and I'm not up for doing that with God's word, it wastes time which is exactly what they want to achieve. They don't believe in God but spend 24/7 in religion section arguing with those who believe in Him, smh. I saw your pm, will reply soon, cheers

OK dear I understand. what u will do is to drop the truth with them n allow the truth to set them free

Pidgin2:
Thanks, I'm well known in the religion section but I just can't stand the atheists there so I prefer the travel section for now

OK dear but u should ask God for more knowledge in order to stand them n put them aright

Raine80:
Because it's disagreeable to you, it does not mean it holds no meaning or value to them.

what type of whipping. is it the one in d oza room?

Pidgin2:
I'm sorry to hear this. That disease is terrible, I understand it. First start by writing down everything she can't take in, avoid them for now and keep giving her things she can tolerate, also give her multivitamins to help maintain her weight and supply the nutrients that she might be missing by not consuming proper diet

If you don't mind post your email and I will get back to you on the spiritual aspect of it, that's where it is coming from.

really don't no ur a child of God

Pidgin2:
I'm sorry to hear this. That disease is terrible, I understand it. First start by writing down everything she can't take in, avoid them for now and keep giving her things she can tolerate, also give her multivitamins to help maintain her weight and supply the nutrients that she might be missing by not consuming proper diet

If you don't mind post your email and I will get back to you on the spiritual aspect of it, that's where it is coming from.

nice one here. #kipitup

Pidgin2:
And you who glories in anything Western is already a slave to it, unknown to you. I never knew westerners spoke Pidgin(my moniker says it all)

I'm using English as a means of communication because of you all who will always look down on any form of Nigerian creativity. Pidgin is our own language, formed to enhance trade. It's not theirs and if I chose to use it here will you westernized Blacks be able to communicate effectively?

pidgin is our own including the phone ur using to type ur pidgin. including the cloths ur putting on, including ur attach n Mary Kay n foundation on ur pidgin face, including the car u drive. pidgin I will suggest that u should be de-radicalized before u turn to an extremist. na so boko boys take start. be guided

Pidgin2:
No wonder our fore fathers sold 10 slaves for a bottle of brandy and 40 slaves for a mirror. So many feeble minded individuals here, all there think of is nothing but what the West has made them feel is ideal, you will sell your kids to slavery once again.

before I will sell my kids to slavery as u opined, u have started well by selling ur language in preference to theirs. in addition ur grand father, father, ur mother, ur siblings DAT went to school to learn how to read n write were all products of slavery.

Pidgin2:
Lies, bloggers God will punish you.

First of all that woman cannot be 38 more like 58, secondly she cannot say such and still remain a Reverend sister as she has taken a vow of chastity. She will be excommunicated and she knows it.

apostle Paul said those things I don't want to do, I c myself doing them. stop doubting!!!!!!