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I went to an interview and ended up being
interviewed by a radical feminist.
"Hello Madam, it's a pleasure to be here." I began.
"Please don't call me Madam, women are just as powerful as men in the working world, address me as so." She retorted. "I apologise. Hello Sir, it's a pleasure to be here

What do you call a feminist who isn't fat or a
lesbian?
Not a feminist.

I read this book, written by a feminist, describing how women should have equal rights, equal pay and how they are just as good as men in all aspects of life. I absolutely loved it.
I'm a big fan of fiction.

Ugly? Old? Balding? Lost your appeal?
Try Feminism.

A feminist recently told me that men only use
women for sex.
Not if she's rich.

On a scale of Feminist to Housewife, How good is your cooking?

Feminists: Independent, Strong, and Intelligent!
Until something goes a little bit wrong.

There's no need for feminists to be so miserable all the time and to feel such hatred towards men, all they need is a clean shave and a good fûcking and they'll be happy as Larry.

What's the difference between a feminist and a
lesbian...
Feminists make shit pörn

Feminists often ask: "How do you know God isn't a woman"?
Here's how... If a woman's work is never done
there wouldn't be a day of rest would there?
So shut up and do the ironing.

I always try to pull feminists. That way I know
they'll pay for half of the meal when we go to
dinner.

How many militant feminists does it take to change a car tyre?
One - to sûck my dîck while I fuçking do it right.

I hate guys who treat women like sex objects.
I hate the way women earn less than men for doing the same job.
Who says that women have to spend all their time in the kitchen and doing housework?

Right, that's the end of the first lesson on "How to get sèx from feminists".

Bloody feminists. They should all be put behind bras.

Feminism is sooooo cute.

Feminists have an opinion too.............
It's just a shame nobody cares what it is.

Show me a woman who hates men whistling at women from building sites

and you show me a woman it doesn't happen to.

Ekiti.Goatgirl:
Biko, how old are you?
Some comments are just -ing

Not as old as you.

Ekiti.Goatgirl:
One for every 1/3 of your dciik?

Math isn't your strong point, is it?

Ekiti.Goatgirl:
Feminism = hatred of men?

Please go back to politics to post nonsense

Sharrap you cûnt.

How many feminists does it take to prepare me
dinner?
Seven. One to do the frying and six to sûck my diçk

I've joined the Feminists' Society in my neighbourhood.
Hopefully once they see what an informed and
enlightened kind of guy I am, I'll get to fûck a few of them.

Feminists have got it all wrong. We men don't 'see all women as sex objects'.
Just the ones with nice tîts and arsès.

Feminists: if only they put all that passion into their cooking.

Feminists.
If you hate men so much, why are you always
trying to be like us?

What started Feminism?
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.
.
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An unlocked kitchen door.

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn't, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.

Feminism: because not all women can be beautiful.

Feminism is the belief that both sexes may become equal by focusing solely on one of them.

justfoolish: 1000. .......Likes

what are you 'liking'? You are among the type of people he was referring to in that post you quoted.

Nightshift: Please, not in my coal city! The culprit(s) must be caught and prosecuted.
All those evil secret society ( Ogboni and co) people brought such evil to Igboland.

since when did Enugu people start speaking French?