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Car TalkRe: His Honda Cross Tour Was Snatched In Abuja - Please Help by collynzo2(m): 10:24pm On Jun 25, 2013
onye ego: Sorry for ur lose bro.
am just wondering how this happened cos there are police patrol vans always stationed under that flyover in area 1.

Please disregard all those blaming u for losing ur car to armed bandits.

This country is becoming something else, u will work hard to make money, u will have to work harder to protect ur wealth.
RIP English!!?
PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode - Jonathan Will Divide Nigeria If He Loses In 2015 by collynzo2(m): 10:01pm On Jun 25, 2013
Billyonaire: All you need to do is travel to those places and you will not feel like going back to your state. Stop sounding convictions on things you know nothing about. Try and visit Enugu, Visit Uyo, Calabar, PH City and come back here to apologize to me.

Regarding Oil Theft, you are wrong. We can not steal what belongs to us, WE TAKE IT, WHEN WE WANT TO.

Regarding Presidents from that region, I think you have amnesia, no insult meant.
Enugu is really fine o, I thought I was the only one who noticed
PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode - Jonathan Will Divide Nigeria If He Loses In 2015 by collynzo2(m): 8:11pm On Jun 25, 2013
Wsdm: And what stops them from being that success story after 13% derivation, ministry of Niger Delta, NDDC, free oil theft by the citizens and the all powerful president from that region?
Good question, Niger Deltans should learn to ask their governors questions.
Science/TechnologyRe: Magician Dynamo Levitates From The Roof Of A London Bus by collynzo2(m): 7:51pm On Jun 25, 2013
There is a reason why this thread is in Science/technology section and not religious or spirituality(?) section.
Car TalkRe: His Honda Cross Tour Was Snatched In Abuja - Please Help by collynzo2(m): 7:16pm On Jun 25, 2013
Policewoman: 1m no be beans o. Bros pls incase u find the car, and i pray you will, pls don't drive it without installing a car tracker.. That way it will be easier for the police to recover it.
Who says car trackers cannot be deactivated? Just pray they don't remember you, that's all.
PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode - Jonathan Will Divide Nigeria If He Loses In 2015 by collynzo2(m): 7:11pm On Jun 25, 2013
With due respect MR. Fani-Kayode, you are a fool!
FamilyRe: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by collynzo2(m): 7:07pm On Jun 25, 2013
justaqad: Abi ..
But not his fault sha
Please go straight to the point, don't use me as a means.
FamilyRe: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by collynzo2(m): 6:48pm On Jun 25, 2013
justaqad: Have you been stalking her?
Just what I noticed on threads like this one. Do I have to stalk her to see her posts?
FamilyRe: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by collynzo2(m): 6:40pm On Jun 25, 2013
@OP your grammar and sentence construction is stlll very poor. I bet you regret not taking your studies seriously back then.
FamilyRe: Greatest Prank I Played On My Parents by collynzo2(m): 6:37pm On Jun 25, 2013
adaobi123: I took a envelope full of money and hid it under my pillow and my mum complained about the loss of money. She started weeping sad then I brought out the money and she asked where I found it, I said under my pillow. She then asked why was it under your pillow and I said it was a prank. The beating I received after.......

I was only 5 cry
I think this is the first time your post has taken more than 1 line.
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Members Dressed As Women Arrested In Borno by collynzo2(m): 6:18pm On Jun 25, 2013
brotherlyn: PROPHETIC OUTLOOK FOR 2013 BY DR. D.K OLUKOYA OF MFM

1. A YEAR THAT WILL GENERATE WIDESPREAD REBELLION SPARK
2. A YEAR OF MYSTERIOUS HAPPENING
3. A YEAR OF HORRIBLE AND PATHETIC SINS
4. A YEAR OF DISINTEGRATION AND DECEPTION
5. A DANGEROUS YEAR TO PLAY WITH SIN
6. A YEAR OF UNUSUAL TURBULEN­CE TIME
7. A YEAR OF UNCOMMON LAWLESSNESS
8. A VOLATILE YEAR WITH SHORT TEMPER
9. A YEAR OF SPECIAL PRAYER
10. A YEAR WHEN THE ACCUSED WILL BE THE JUDGE
11. A YEAR OF THE RAGE OF SEAS....
12. A YEAR WHERE PRAYERS ARE NEEDED TO ARREST LOCAL,NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL WASTERS
13. A YEAR OF NATURAL DISASTERS
14. A YEAR OF DEATH FOR ARTISTE AND MUSICIANS
15. A YEAR OF SHAKING FOR NATION THAT SUPPORT GODLESSNESS
16. A YEAR OF CONFUSED REVOLUTIONIST
17. A YEAR OF HISSING AND SHAME FOR THE DEVIL
1B. A YEAR OF NEW POSITIONING
19. A YEAR OF UNBELIEVABLE AND DISLOYALTY
20. A YEAR OF REBELLION AGAINST ALL BONDAGES
21. A YEAR OF PLENTY OF INIQUITY
22. A YEAR OF BLOODY CIVIL WARS
23. A YEAR OF JUDGEMENT FOR THOSE WHO INITIATE ANTISCRIPTUAL JUDGEMENT
24. A YEAR OF CELESTIAL WARFARE
25. A YEAR OF ECONOMIC FAMINE FOR UNBELIEVERS
26. A YEAR OF UNCOMMON SHAKING IN MARKET OF THE WORLD
27. A YEAR OF BLESSINGS FOR CHILDREN OF GOD
28. A YEAR OF RAW POWER OF GOD TO DESRTOY LONG STANDING YOKE
29. A YEAR OF UNCOMMON DISASTER FOR THE SEXUALLY LOOSE
30. A CRUCIAL YEAR OF GOD'S CALLING,TRAINING AND CHOOSING
31. A YEAR WHEN THE POWERLESS SHALL PUT THE POWERFUL TO SHAME
32. A YEAR OF RESULGENCE OF CULTISM
33. A YEAR OF BROADCASTING MALPRATICES
34. A YEAR WHERE DESTINY WILL MOVE OUT OF BONDAGE
35. A YEAR OF DELIVERANCE AND JUSTICE
36. A YEAR OF WHEN DESTROYERS SHALL SPLIT
37. A YEAR WHEN SATANIC ACQUIRED WEALTH SHALL BACKFIRE
38. A YEAR OF RAGE OF CONFUSION
39. A YEAR WHERE MANY SORROWS WILL TURN TO JOY
40. A YEAR OF HARVEST OF BREAKTHROUGH
That Pastor must be the biggest scammer ever. It's just like saying 2013 will be:
1. A year of sunshine
2. A year of rainfall
3. A year of many births
4. A year of many deaths.
It's just like saying tomorrow will have day and night.
.
Wise up people.
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Members Dressed As Women Arrested In Borno by collynzo2(m): 6:13pm On Jun 25, 2013
HNosegbe: No, we're winning the war against ONE terror group.

The average Nigerian is terrorized left, right and centre daily.
With due respect Sir, you are a FOOL.
SportsRe: Christian Chukwu - "Super Eagles Are Inexperienced" by collynzo2(m): 6:03pm On Jun 25, 2013
AK 48: the defence was super,the midfield was okey,the attack was all minus,infact ideye played against us.

















































































first to.............
Bros there was nothing super about that defence, we need to work on it.
SportsRe: Christian Chukwu - "Super Eagles Are Inexperienced" by collynzo2(m): 6:01pm On Jun 25, 2013
He said, “People keep saying we missed strikers like Obafemi Martins and Osaze
Odemwingie, but that is not the issue. When
these players were there and did not play to
our satisfaction, we clamoured for other
players to be included.
Tell them sir, tell them!
SportsRe: Your Assessment Of Keshi's Team To The Confederations Cup? by collynzo2(m): 8:05am On Jun 25, 2013
emmydee: Where are isaac success, christantus, kelechi iheanacho etc?
Preparing for U17 world cup nesxt month. Duh!
SportsRe: Cuba Vs Nigeria - U20 World Cup (0 - 3) On 24th June 2013 by collynzo2(m): 8:04am On Jun 25, 2013
caprini: Steven Gerrard,Ashley Cole,Iker Cassilas all these players were in Nigeria 99 fifa u20 world cup,Their Nigerian mates have gone to oblivion.UnderAge tournament indeed. embarassed
Yobo is still playing you know.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Spain - Confederations Cup: (0 - 3) On 23rd June 2013 by collynzo2(m): 7:54am On Jun 25, 2013
BinghiNya: Kenya has won more gold at the olympics than the whole of west africa #facts
Yeah in hunger race.
CelebritiesRe: OJB Jezreel In His Living Room (Picture) by collynzo2(m): 11:48pm On Jun 24, 2013
jayhanks: Only God knows,there's lot of occultism in the entertainment industry because of the robust cash flow in it and IMO i think he's been invited,he yielded and he's been shot a spiritual arrow(those who are spiritually inclined would understand) to test his resolve(have witnessed similar).IF NOT I DONT SEE ANY CREDIBLE REASON WHY PMAN CANT SET UP A COLLECTION PANEL TO AID THEIR OWN(ITS PALTRY SUM TO A COLLECTIVE GROUP OF THEM),THEIR LUKEWARMNESS AND UNRESPONSIVENESS IS A VERY OBVIOUS TESTAMENT THAT THERE'S MORE TO THIS CASE THAN WE THINK.ITS A CABAL ISSUE,TRUST ME!!!!!!!
Shut up my friend, he's suffering from the complications of unmanaged diabetes, nothing occultic about that. Tell him to throw away that bottle of fanta if he loves his life.
SportsRe: Cuba Vs Nigeria - U20 World Cup (0 - 3) On 24th June 2013 by collynzo2(m): 11:36pm On Jun 24, 2013
Mopolchi: With this kind of display against Cuba, I am afraid if we can muster a win against South Korea. A draw or loss in that match would guarantee early flight to Nigeria.
Say what you know you tool. 4 best third placed teams will qualify for the next round. Assuming we draw, tell me how we won't be among them with 4 points.
SportsRe: Your Assessment Of Keshi's Team To The Confederations Cup? by collynzo2(m): 11:17pm On Jun 24, 2013
In our last match before the confed cup, Obabona scored a free kick Beckham will be proud of. How he was never allowed to take a single freekick in this tournament, I will never know. It's baffling!
SportsRe: Your Assessment Of Keshi's Team To The Confederations Cup? by collynzo2(m): 11:14pm On Jun 24, 2013
Rossikk: ^^Has Osaze apologised for insulting his national team coach and teammates?
Even if he apologises we don't need him.
CelebritiesRe: OJB Jezreel In His Living Room (Picture) by collynzo2(m): 11:13pm On Jun 24, 2013
What is he doing with Fanta? Kidney problems are almost always related to diabetes. Excess sugar in the blood makes your body want to reduce it by passing it out in form of urine, the constant urination can be too much stress for your kidney, resulting in its damage. There is NO WAY drinking Fanta can be a good thing at this time. I've said my own.
SportsRe: Your Assessment Of Keshi's Team To The Confederations Cup? by collynzo2(m): 9:06pm On Jun 24, 2013
emmydee: Keshi is myopic in his team selection.It's really funny to believe he went to Brazil with
such players in his team.
LET me advise the handlers of this team on choice of players:

Enyeama,
Ejide,
Efe Ambrose,
Ogude,
Oboabona,
Omeruo,
Onazi,
Mikel,
Joel Obi,
Ajagun,
Kayode Olanrewaju,
Emenike
, Mba
Oduamadi
Umar Aminu
Odemwige
Victor Moses
Victor Nsofor,
Bright Dike
Ike Uche
(from U-17 Ramon Olamilekan AZEEZ,Edafe EGBEDI,John FELAGHA)
Please die!!
FoodRe: Na Condition Wey Make Crayfish Bend! Oooooo by collynzo2(m): 7:51pm On Jun 24, 2013
onila: its just a phrase when Nigerians want to desribe why we have to act like that or why it happened

so am using the phrase to describe the picture

its the situation of the country that made this woman padlock her boat

na condition wey make cray fish = the problems in the country
Very poor translation
SportsRe: Cuba Vs Nigeria - U20 World Cup (0 - 3) On 24th June 2013 by collynzo2(m): 5:45pm On Jun 24, 2013
Spain and Uruguay missed penalties against Tahiti........just saying.
SportsRe: Cuba Vs Nigeria - U20 World Cup (0 - 3) On 24th June 2013 by collynzo2(m): 5:39pm On Jun 24, 2013
Kayode is another Ideye in the making o! He should never be invited to the senior team.
SportsRe: Cuba Vs Nigeria - U20 World Cup (0 - 3) On 24th June 2013 by collynzo2(m): 5:23pm On Jun 24, 2013
Did that guy just kiss Ajagun?
Science/TechnologyRe: Magician Dynamo Levitates From The Roof Of A London Bus by collynzo2(m): 2:42pm On Jun 24, 2013
coogar: so did dynamo place transparent plexi-glass inside river thames to walk on water? if it's that easy, why can't you do it?



that's his cheapest stunt ever - it's a promo for pepsi. how did he walk on thames? how do you explain that? i have seen trick magicians walking on a swimming pool but not 700ft deep river thames.....
Watch the video I posted before, if you were really at the River Thames when he did it (which I very much doubt) you'd have observed that the cops' boat encountered something like a platfotm when they came close to him, their boat almost capsized. What was that?
Science/TechnologyRe: Magician Dynamo Levitates From The Roof Of A London Bus by collynzo2(m): 2:33pm On Jun 24, 2013
Science/TechnologyRe: Magician Dynamo Levitates From The Roof Of A London Bus by collynzo2(m): 2:13pm On Jun 24, 2013
Here is how he did the River Thames stunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz6tYQeHQPg
Science/TechnologyRe: Magician Dynamo Levitates From The Roof Of A London Bus by collynzo2(m): 2:07pm On Jun 24, 2013
9jadelta: am not saying its spiritual bro, read my post well. I knew it a trick, am only amazed how did somethings sometimes
So why did you compare him with Jesus?
Science/TechnologyRe: Magician Dynamo Levitates From The Roof Of A London Bus by collynzo2(m): 2:06pm On Jun 24, 2013
coogar: no tricks!
these things do happen. it's an illusion!



it happened -
he was promptly arrested by cops - they thought he's suicidal. that was the funniest part of the story. grin cheesy
Then you need to check out the meaning of illusion.

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