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Just so ya'll are aware.
The votes were cast in Jan/February
OBAMA WAS ONLY A COUPLE DAYS IN OFFICE!!!
What had he done by then

Nobel prize is just a joke.

Hahahahahaha

Anybody asking me for money is WASTING THEIR TIME!
I'm still a student, even when I finish, they are still WASTING THEIR TIME!
No, before una go start to dey judge me, sey i dey stingy, this and that, listen yooorrrr,
We Nigerians need to be SMART! Why would you spend your hard earned money, n give it to some random distant person (cousin) that will just blow it away??
For me, I am forever indebted to my immediate family, parents, siblings etc. They paved the way for me to come here, they dont even need to ask for anything, as soon as $$ start to dey enter my hand, I will be sending it STEADY TO THEM.
Till date, they HAVE NOT asked for anything from me, and I doubt if they ever will. Now, that is motivation for me to give EVEN MORE!
Talk less of when they ask me, THEN i know that the NEED IT even more, and then thats EVEN MORE MOTIVATION for me to give!
Naija pple, let us be smarted. You think life is easy here? hahahaaha think twice. You know how many of our brothers go dey hustle to come here, and now what are they doing? Cleaning toilets in the subway, cab drivers etc etc, then before they will go back to naija for xmas or something, they will get a LOAN from the bank , and then go and flambouyant in naija like say money dey lol, some people are really not smart. They na back to sufferation when they get here to try and pay it off.

As for me, I will only give you money if you are not bugging me 24/7. If you are, you are just wasting your time. I be naija man too, i sabi how to play you well well.
but if you NEED it, and the money is for something useful, productive and preferably for family, then its a no brainer for me. I will do whatever I can.
PEOPLE BE SMARTER!!!

Naija is a wonderful place, the only thing lacking is security and amentities. TO the guy above that said he has life and water 24/7, not everyone has it, and when u eventually wanna spend ur money, u'll be target for robbers and all. Lose-lose situation.
Here, they will give you money, but they usually take a lot of it back in subtle payments and such. Thats what our naija brodas dont seem to be able to comprehend.

Oga Seun, you no try ooo! I post this topic first naaaa check the time stamp! Chei u for try make my topic reach front page na!
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=326872.msg4588090#msg4588090

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8268057.stm

For those too lazy to read,

A Spanish doctor has been sentenced to a year in prison, for his role in the death of the former first-lady of Nigeria, Stella Obasanjo.
The wife of Olusegun Obasanjo had visited a clinic in Marbella in October 2005 to undergo cosmetic surgery.
She underwent liposuction to reduce the size of her abdomen, but left the operating theatre with fatal injuries.
The judges said the surgeon had shown carelessness and neglect.
Mrs Obasanjo, 59, came to Spain in October 2005, checking in at the Molding Clinic - a discreet and luxury facility, specialising in cosmetic surgery.
The court heard that a tube used for removing fat had been placed by mistake into the patient's abdominal cavity - puncturing her colon and lacerating her liver.
Mrs Obasanjo became seriously ill the following day.
But prosecutors said the surgeon initially failed to answer his mobile phone, and then waited more than four hours before driving the patient in his own car to an intensive care unit, where she died an hour later.
The doctor - identified in court documents only by the initials AM - was sentenced to a year's imprisonment for causing homicide through negligence.
He was disqualified from practising medicine for three years, and ordered to pay $176,000 (£108,000) in compensation to Mrs Obasanjo's son.
The court said simple blood tests or an ultrasound procedure would have detected the internal injuries - which, with more time, could have been treated.

Very interesting,

Chei Sauron, still bitter about your loss? Take care mate, dont take it too personal tho

let it go bro abeg

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=277213.msg3952841#msg3952841 date=1243726719]Half-strength Barca that had 3 strikers who banged 99 goals in one season?
You are a dolt!!!

Doofus is assuming there were no Bayern fans at Nou Camp??
What a disgrace!!! Teams that travel away from home and win are what? Super-teams?
Even Shakhtar Donetsk trounced Barca at Camp Nou.

And yet these buncha world class players failed to win a single title in divison 3 league(Bundesliga)
What a laugh!!!

Full team?
O'Shea, Anderson, Park, Giggs(Full team)??

Bayern suffered more disgrace.
Conceding 4 goals in 45 minutes is a massive disgrace.
Even at Allianz Arena, you couldn't beat Barca.
Your team is a joke. Bayern are neither the best in Bundesliga nor are they recognised in Europe.[/quote]

top 10 songs?
Why the heck are lil wayne n t pain n the rest doing here

None of ya'll nigerians ever listen to classics?? When pple produced real musicC'mon pple.

HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH

I must say, this is one of the funniest threads in nairaland hahaha
I've been laughing since I came here and I dey work.
And now, seeing this conversation, the laugh don double sef hahahahaha hahahha ahahahaha

OP, are you making this up? If you are, you get time, but it is still soo FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNYY!!
And if it is real, man it is good to help pple, but I feel that there shld be an extent to it. Your aim shld be to support her, and dude, from the conversation, she sounds like a leech.
If you want to say no, then BLOCK her ID from your Yahoo thingy, and just delete her and any other communications with her, simple.
You have played a HUGE part already, now it seems like a burden, and dude you dont need extra burden in your life.

But I gotta admit,

IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BUHAHAHAHA

This one most definitely falls into the TOP TEN IDIOTIC STATEMENTS I HAVE EVER READ ON NAIRALAND.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Honestly, I would HATE to have someone like you as a friend. . . . .

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=271840.msg3865073#msg3865073 date=1242264491]Picture this.

Its boys night out! after a few bottles, one decides to take a strange girl to bed, what would you do??

Talk to him bout breaking his girlsfriends heart?? or bout STD's??

HELLZ NO!! You would be looked on as not being a real dude/big boy/correct man e.t.c. You women might not see that as a problem but we guys dont do that. Its so bad that if you happened to be out with your boyfriend and witness such an act, and dare speak out or to the guy bout it, you may not know it but you are making your man look bad in front of his homies.

Inasmuch as I know its wrong, its the norm. WHo are we to change it!![/quote]

My own case is that,
[size=15pt]What is Nairalands Vendetta against anything RCCG and their pastors Its ALWAYS in the front page, ALWAYS. What is this website's personal case with them? I dont get it[/size]
Stuffs thats actually happening in the news, like Obama's assissination attempt, or other recent events is never on here, just useless news n stuff.
All we see is RCCG this, Adeboye this. Its getting ridiculous. Or do posters on nairaland have relatively low IQ of posters, and thus actually fall for this trap and enjoy having useless banter?
Incredulous!

I'm just happy to get something in before the hordes of nairalanders come and finish the poor guy.

The guy below made me LOL literarily at work haha

forbidden5:
O boy!!!

You can build catsles in the air OOooo

Na so you mugu reach?

Hmmm A beg where do you work? please send me MTN re charge card for N1500. My number is
How can a girl remote you from a location and you will just send money to a ghost? Please my guy, it is not like that ok? Never ever chase a girl with your heart at first. If you had means, then you will know what all these girls are made of.

Please wake up!!!!!!!!!! Never ask to marry a ghost again. When you meet a girl, assume she is for a fling, if she is good then you start thinking to marry.

Really good advice.

Godalone:
My advice is this : FORGET about both of them!

One is a drama queen who is jealous, cheats on you and claims she 'loves you'. The other you haven't really met, call her for an hour a day and she is demanding transport money and claiming she is in a relationship because you didn't have a chance to send her money

Both of them are going to cause you plenty of heartache, and frankly don't sound like they are ready for a serious relationship.

If you want to marry next year like you say, you better forget these two and begin looking afresh. They both have serious problems and neither seems like the kind of woman suitable for marriage, at least not at the moment.
They are messing with you and trying to manipulate you - one is using threats that she is in a relationship, the other is using jealousy. Manipulative women (or men) will ruin you.

Avoid them both and search for a quality partner.

allboyz:
BRB Back . . .need to play my MASTER LEAGUE ON PS 2. . . and buy Arshavin

wait o do you play pes 2009? I've been looking for some competition o, I whoop computer on hardest, and everybody here I dey flog well well. Where you dey? I dey find competition o!!!

I guess its just me that is not afraid to say it, but I dont think he deserved it.
Yes all of you can hate on me and flame me, I dont care, but its just my opinion.
He is a really good player, but waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over-rated in my opinion. Well cant take it away from him so,

Oh and BTW, the OFFICIAL LANGUAGE IN NIGERIA is ENGLISH, if you guys forgot, so learn that WELL TOO.
And it is more important to teach the kids about CULTURE AND CUSTOMS, MORALS, ETHICS and BEHAVIOR than language in my book.

I am not ashamed, and you can all say what you want and hav your opinion, but in the end, some of us are actually better people,

all u guys sayin that u wont take someone that doesnt speak his/her language seriously are just being ridiculous. Are u kidding me? Do you even know the circumstances Wow sometimes Nigerians can be soooo myopic n narrow-minded. Yes, language, culture n ethics are all very important, but to marlign someone just cos of that is just, yes, stupid.
You guys can flame me here, but I speak/understand my language just a lil bit, and yes i lived in Nigeria.
Yes u can say shame shame shame whatevers, i've heard it all before when I was a kid and it hurt n i almost got a complex cos of that.
But now, its like water off a ducks back. Yes I did wish that i learnt, but guess what, I DIDNT so you guys go live ur life n let me live me!
Its ridiculous to hear GROWN MEN make this such a big issue! Not everyone grew up in a village or in a home where the native tongue was spoken predominantly. What if your parents married inter-tribally, do you know how hard it is for a kid to pick up both languages? And then move countries and not hav any practice??
Then YOU make it YOUR JOB and DECISION to condemn and judge other people?
Please just stupid and ridiculous. I'm tired of pple like that.


OK my rant is over lol MERRY CHRISTMAS

Firefox is nice but it hoggs up toooo much system resources, cant stand that, !

KunleOshob:
In as much as anti- religious and anti -christian opinions are expressed on this forum i would like to say that this forum is very enlightening and a lot of truths are being shared. A lot of people don't really know or understand the faith they profess. As far as this topic is concerned, it is not anti -christian. Critisizng a pastor for doing what is obviously wrong is definitely not anti -christian

Hmmmm i'm still trying to see where I wrote that this topic was anti-christian. I was just making a general statement. And are you new on this forum? I dont think so, but its strange cos I had your exact same thought pattern when I first started here,

vichel:
You did not watch the match, so shut up!!, the Nigerian team that played yesterday had no freakin spine. Nobody is saying loosing to columbia is cause for alarm, but the way u loose is what matters. The columbian team had no cuttin edge, if it was a very good team that played the eagles yesterday, they would have rained goals. What is ur point with the goalie?, did he play?, oh the reason why the eagles played badly is because we took an untested goalie?, and they were all scared in their mind that if ejide gets hurt, there is no good backup!, I don't blame the players, although they had no fighting spirit, but i blame the coach, everybody knows amodu is a safe coach, who would never think outside the box. We do not want safe coaches, we want coaches who reads an opponent and develop a game plan to tackle them, not a coach who plays 9 men in the back and 1 upfront hoping for magic to happen. AMODU IS GOOD, BUT ONLY FOR AN ARMATURE TEAM!!!

No need to get mad at pie1lect, you boys are pretty much sayin the same thing. and my 2 cents, its pointless to watch any naija FRIENDLY on tv, esp against columbia. i am a die hard naija football fan, but to watch those yeye friendlies, its no point cos i'll just get mad fo no reason.

thats why I hardly come here anymore, before i came here to get my laughs on, these days,

Nairaland is seriously becoming anti-religious esp. anti-christianity more n more everyday,

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=182880.msg2974181#msg2974181 date=1224613237]ALI was a wuss. . . . . .His mouth runs faster than a locomotive train thus a fan of the media. . . . .
I wouldn't even put Ali in ma top ten of the greatest boxers in the world.[/quote]You just lost any form of credibility after making that statement. I'm gonna advice everybody to desist reading any more of your comments unless you take it back.

hahahahaha lol this post is hilarious

lol up NEPA at PHCN hahahahaha lol


eee go, NO,
eee DON DEY beta for naija o!!