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Religion / Re: Family Tithing In The Diaspora by ComeToJesus: 12:25pm On May 12
paxonel:
You are simply a stupid Christian, mumu! grin

Whaat? for 5 years of brain washing?
Mehnnnn! grin grin grin grin

Sorry, don't be annoyed that I'm using those terms to describe you. It is simply what it is

Do you know that you are the ingloriously ignorant one here? The devil has so brainwashed you and given you over to a reprobate and degenerative mindset that you come here to attack someone else's convictions.
Politics / Re: Wike To Fubara: Midnight Injunction Cannot Sack Rivers Lawmakers by ComeToJesus: 10:22am On May 12
Fubara, no allow a man like you to scare you.Resist any form of intimidation and oppression. Na man you be.

Obaseki humbled Oshiomole.
Emmanuel Udom humbled Akpabio
Wike even despised Amaechi who brought him to political limelight.
Even Ibori who was the Kingmaker in Delta knows the score now..

Don't be lilly livered. You got more than enough instruments and machinery to govern Rivers and send that croaky rabble rouser to where he belongs.

Was anyone dictating to him when he was governor?

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Politics / Re: Forgive Me For Choosing Fubara As My Successor – Wike Begs Rivers People Again by ComeToJesus: 8:59am On May 12
Dapromzy333:


https://platinumtimes.ng/forgive-me-for-choosing-fubara-as-my-successor-wike-begs-rivers-people-again/

May God forgive you Mr Wike. So you despised millions of people's vote to superimpose your candidate on the people. This is an open attestation and you should be arrested and prosecuted for undermining democratic processes.

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Politics / Re: Who Do You Think Is The Best Performing Governor So Far by ComeToJesus: 11:06pm On May 11
Here is he..No contest!

Education / Re: Students Strip Kogi University Lecturer Accused Of Sexual Harassment by ComeToJesus: 10:57pm On May 11
The girls should be arrested for assaulting a lecturer. Why not gather evidence and report the man to the appropriate quarters?

This is a clear case of malicious assaults on a lecturer in his workplace and should be treated as such.

If he is investigated and found to be vicariously incriminated, then let the laws take its course and also, let the girl face trial for this mob action.

Things should be done approximately and not resorting to agbero tactics in a supposed citadel of learning.

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Celebrities / Re: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle At The Defence Headquarters In Abuja (Video) by ComeToJesus: 9:57pm On May 10
DMerciful:
Nigerians and servitude!
Someone that is no longer a royal!

Shebi you be vampire wey don suck the blue blood comot from him body..
Politics / Re: Fubara Plotting To Demolish Our Official Residence, Pro-Wike Speaker Amaewhule by ComeToJesus: 9:56am On May 10
If na me be Fubara, na excavation I go do, no be demolition.

Shebi Governor na your mate?

Keep insulting the guy na..

Rivers people get wahala..

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Family / Re: 3 Lost But Found Akan Brothers In Akwa Ibom State by ComeToJesus: 9:25am On May 10
Parents should be arrested and custody of kids removed from those negligent beings.

I thank God for their safety and from shielding them from skullars... In certain places in Nigeria, they would have become raw materials. God forbids.
Politics / Re: Jimoh Ibrahim: Many Ministers In Tinubu’s Govt Fall Below Grade A by ComeToJesus: 6:56am On May 10
With the present status quo, Nigeria can't work. Not being unpatriotic but realistic.

Soup wey go sweet, na from ground the ingredients don dey give you the taste already.

This present government lacks the ingredients. Also, Nigeria has deep structural problems that needs to be addressed before headway is made.



Continuing to deny this reality is like going to the airport and expecting to see a ship. You are going to wait for a pretty long time.. the ship will never come.
That's self delusion.

You can't run a complex nation like this from the centre. Restructuring and devolution of power is what will trigger regional centres to leapfrog into development by mobilising capacities in individuals and resources in their locale to develop at their own pace.

The people benefitting from the skewed state of affairs will never allow anything to tinker with this dysfunctional system. The three arms of government benefit from this rot. The security services benefit from it too. Civil Servants benefit from it too.

No one is held accountable for anything.

Bobrisky was arrested, tried and prosecuted with the speed of light. The politicians that steal billions get romanced by the courts and judges and a few get an occasional slap on the wrists. Their trials run into decades and the cases die natural deaths.

Are these the people you think can bring change? The answer is a resounding NO

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Crime / Re: NAFDAC Shuts Down Illegal Alcohol Factory Worth ₦50 Million In Lagos (Pictures) by ComeToJesus: 6:42am On May 10
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Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Soon Take Its Place In Comity Of Nations — First Lady, Remi Tinubu by ComeToJesus: 6:31am On May 10
ggood:
Foolish Apollo eyes Jedi Jedi tribalistic being, the last time I checked there is nothing like First lady in our constitution. Will you keep quiet madam Agbado people didn't vote for you , They only vote for the cocaine sniffing dementia vacabond microphone licker balablu in Asorock

Why are you insulting our first lady? Not nice..
Celebrities / Re: Shan George's Money Returned To Zenith Bank Account by ComeToJesus: 11:39pm On May 09
Judicible:
Shan George who still remember you again for nollywood. Abi you wan use style gain remembrance. By the way where is Liz Benson

Always make sure they align before you open mouth..

Phones / Re: Tiktok Bans Account Of Content Creator Embarking On 24 Hours Buried Alive by ComeToJesus: 11:35pm On May 09
Funny thing is that mumu death dey rather pursue people wey no dey ready to enter coffin.

The ones that are ready, cowardly death will be forming busy in faraway Australia.
Politics / Re: ‘Even The Prophets Went To Prison’ – Sirika Comforts Himself In Court by ComeToJesus: 11:29pm On May 09
My dad would never condone corrupt acts from any of his children. But na this one even pass the ball to his daughter.

What to say, the present team are looting theirs..

No one really goes down for it. It's just the façade..
Travel / Re: Moment A Heavy Duty Truck Fell On A Bad Nigerian Highway (pics/video) by ComeToJesus: 10:27pm On May 07
That driver isn't current at all. Why should he pass through such a bad, outdated and expired road where there is a coastal road that is on the front burner of every discussions now..

Umahi will be so furious with him..

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Politics / Re: Obidients Flaunt "Bitter Obi" (Photos) by ComeToJesus: 10:24pm On May 07
Lizzysamuel:
Since 2015, APc have never met a group like Obidients😂. The real opposition to checkmate their madness

Honestly, they really don't know what to do..
Obidients area thorns in their flesh..

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Health / Re: Foreigners Now Troop Into Nigeria For Medical Treatment – Health Minister, by ComeToJesus: 10:13pm On May 07
Morbeta11:
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https://dailypost.ng/2024/05/07/foreigners-now-troop-into-nigeria-for-medical-treatment-health-minister-alausa/

Nice one..

It makes sense. If you can't treat malaria effectively or reduce maternal deaths, at least, you can do plastic surgery.

That's APC's style.. yeye people!

A government that came in through Lamba will surely need continuous lamba to stay afloat.

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Politics / Re: Donald Duke And Ben Murray Bruce Visit The Lagos-Calabar Coastal Road (Pictures) by ComeToJesus: 10:08pm On May 07
Donald the Don.
Best brain for the best job..
Travel / Re: New Coastal Scenic Highway In China's Hainan Usher In Diverse Tourism Experience by ComeToJesus: 9:22pm On May 06
Topman7:


Yawwwnnnn.......



Go and do your 30k internet attack dog job. Stop yawning all over the place..
Crime / Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by ComeToJesus: 9:18pm On May 06
Lomprico2:


Tell us how he will use it against her? Abi you dey ment? angry

You motor park Agbero, get lost. Advice isn't for you.

Go get some smoke and get more stupider..
Travel / Re: New Coastal Scenic Highway In China's Hainan Usher In Diverse Tourism Experience by ComeToJesus: 9:15pm On May 06
Roads that are in normal terrains, Nigeria has not been able to maintain in over 30 years..

Its the one that is closer to the rivers and the coasts that Nigeria is willing to construct and maintain. Coastal roads wear out faster. Salt water impacts negatively on roads and adjacent infrastructures.

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Crime / Re: My Mum Was Beaten With A Machete By A Man Owing Her Money by ComeToJesus: 9:04pm On May 06
Beeb1e:




Emeka Dikeh Chinah his nickname is TUTA

He owns a hotel In alimini elele called Tuta hotel

He lives in Alimini elele


08153996964




I would advise you remove his name and number from here. He could use this against you. Be discreet about your next move and make sure you take legal steps. Don't do anything extra legal as it seems he is more brutish and dangerous.

Don't take some of these advices telling you to mobilise boys to beat him up..

Get a sound legal advice first and see if you can get an NGO support. Then file a petition to the Area Commander where this happened and copy the Gender Desk Unit of the State Police Command.

I'm so sorry that this happened to your mother.

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Education / Re: Do You Know The Meaning Of POLICE? by ComeToJesus: 10:02pm On May 05
Very pedestrian coinage..

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Pets / Re: Woman Shows Off 28 Big Snakes, Calls Them Her Best Friends (photos, Video) by ComeToJesus: 9:10pm On May 05
Serpentine spirit dey worry this one..
Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Dies After Friends Pushed Her Into Pot Of Boiling Stew by ComeToJesus: 8:19pm On May 05
This is serious.. may the culprits be arrested and prosecuted and may her soul rest in peace.

Some Nigerians are dark hearted. Where I work, it's all love and positivity from other nationalities. Toxicity only comes from the only two Nigerians who work there and I give them a lot of space..
Politics / Re: The Cybercrimes Act 2015 Has Been Repealed & Replaced - Inibehe Effiong by ComeToJesus: 8:08pm On May 05
jahsharon:


When Police arrest am, make he tell them about the new law. Useless dog eater

You guys chose to romance ignorance and mediocrity when you have a chance to embrace knowledge. Such a shame that sentiments has blinded you and most Nigerian youths to sound knowledge..
Politics / Re: The Cybercrimes Act 2015 Has Been Repealed & Replaced - Inibehe Effiong by ComeToJesus: 8:04pm On May 05
helinues:


Are you a cyber bullier? Afraid of something?

Abi what's the meaning of this nonsense

He just gave you the position of the extant laws of the land. He is a learned man. You may want to learn from this legal luminary..
Career / Re: Nigerian Army Dismisses Soldier For Having Sex With Colleague’s Wife (photo) by ComeToJesus: 8:01pm On May 05
So sad.

Dear men,If you can tame and discipline (very possible) our dangling friend, you'll avoid a lot of pitfalls and you'll inch towards perfection in anything you set your hands to do..

To be carnally minded is dead..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Government Blocks Al Jazeera From Broadcasting by ComeToJesus: 7:51pm On May 05
While I condemn the loss of lives on both the Israeli and Palestinian sides, Aljazeera has shown clearly that it is biased and prejudiced in its reporting of the war in Gaza.

It has practically become the mouth piece of Hamas and threw professionalism and balanced reportage to the dogs.

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Celebrates After American Embassy Approved His US Visa (video) by ComeToJesus: 4:15pm On May 05
This guy time reach, he grabbed it with both hands..

Before Zazu, nobody knew him. Now, he's an uncommon phenomenon. If he had missed his time in minutes, he wouldn't have become what he's become.

You've got to be sensitive to your times and seasons..


America, get ready! Portable s gonna be dripping like an avalanche, giving money out in the streets of NY.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Damina's Porn Addiction Remedy Enrages Conservative Christians by ComeToJesus: 10:29am On May 04
FreeStuffsNG:


https://punchng.com/popular-nigerian-pastors-porn-addiction-remedy-enrages-conservative-christians/

I think he's trying to apply a therapy in Applied Behaviour Analysis where you fade out undesirable behaviours by increasing desirable behaviours..
Celebrities / Re: "Cecilia Okoro" Empties Shan George's Bank Account by ComeToJesus: 10:08am On May 04
pweeryambre:
Normaly, most bank App won't allow you transact above one million per day... But I am seeing over 3 milion. How is that possible if these banks don't know a thing or two about it.

You can increase your daily limit.

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