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Sports / Re: "I Am Incredibly Grateful" Nnadozie Celebrates French League Best Goalkeeper by ComeToJesus: 11:16pm On May 16
This girl is awesome. I love her with the love of God. She is a top grade stopper with incredible reflexes..
Education / Re: Kano University Suspends Student For Proposing To Female On Campus by ComeToJesus: 4:25pm On May 16
Very 👍 good 💯

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Education / Re: Dorothy Jean Tillman: 17-Year-Old Girl Earns Doctorate Degree by ComeToJesus: 4:22pm On May 16
SoNature:
They must have skipped several classes for her to be able to achieve that feat. Whenever I see people like this, I always say that book knowledge and in-depth reasoning are not the same thing. Nobody should have a PhD if they aren't up to 25 and above. Congratulations to her!

But they can marry from 15 like those with your indepth reasoning do in Nigeria.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Peru Classifies Transgender, Nonbinary And Intersex People As ‘Mentally Ill' by ComeToJesus: 2:23pm On May 16
edogu:

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/5/peru-officially-classifies-transgender-nonbinary-and-intersex-people-as-mentally-ill.html


This is the true definition of God's Own Country.

I've always said it that those people are deficit in their minds.. they don't know what they are doing. A mad man doesn't know that he's mad. He rather thinks that normal people are the ones mad.
Politics / Re: Buba Marwa And Tinubu Pose For Pictures During A Recent Meeting. by ComeToJesus: 10:27pm On May 15
fuckJones:
over to u mop, come and masturbate

Hey mop! Your attention is needed here

Travel / Re: Prince Harry & Meghan Markle: Hospitality At Thedelborough Lagos Second To None by ComeToJesus: 7:09pm On May 15
CountinBlessins:
Fūck Harry , fūck Megan and the whole Royal slave trading family. angry
Fūck Tinubu and every president who receives these jokers. angry

He is not a prince but a wanna be , his brother is the real prince but fūck William his brother too. angry

Fūck whatever they said even angry

You may need directions to Yaba very soon. Take am easy brother.


If he isn't a prince what is he? A princess?

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Crime / Re: UK Based Nigerian Man Given Life Sentence For Beating Wife To Death by ComeToJesus: 6:57pm On May 15
ShoeGetSize:


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13413749/Jealous-husband-beat-wife-death-sons-skateboard-jailed-life.html

So sad.

This dude took his skullarship skills from Ogun State to the UK.

The 17 yrs/Life sentence is a slap on the wrist.. He should have gotten something weightier.. like facing the hangman's noose..

Why would you do such to a woman that sometimes made you feel so good?
Politics / Re: It May Be Difficult For Opposition To Stop Tinubu’s Re-election -Monday Ubani by ComeToJesus: 4:35pm On May 15
Painfully true. Why?

Because the vast majority of the voting population are borderline zombees..
They got no mind of their own.
They keep repeating the same mistakes with or without any reinforcers such as foodstuff and money..

They lack the consciousness that is required to provoke or stimulate a change in the status quo.

They will gleefully do the wrong thing and start bellyaching almost immediately with shouts of "ebi pa wo..
Education / Re: Result Of 15-year-old Head Boy Who Fasted For 15 Days Over 2024 JAMB Surfaces by ComeToJesus: 4:33pm On May 14
The motto of the Primary School I attended is "Work and Pray"

Not just work, anyone can work. Not just prayer, anybody can pray. Combine the two.

This godless generation will never agree because their hearts have been deadened towards God. If they don't insult pastors on a daily basis, their BP shoots astronomically.

Well done buddy! Your parents sure gave you a good headstart in God. It shall be well with you.
Properties / Re: Woman Shares Heartbreaking Story Of House Demolition In Lagos(video) by ComeToJesus: 9:24pm On May 13
ChizzyBuna:
She will be alright

She is a woman
She will definitely get help online

If na man come up with same story
Dem go even think say na Skit

One twitter simp will send her 1 million
Just watch and see

What's one million compared to the value of her house.. you well so?

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Politics / Re: Man Refills Anambra Water Fountain With Keg by ComeToJesus: 9:21pm On May 13
The worst government in the history of Nigeria is in your face now, you are supposed to be hiding your face in shame. But all you do, is to look for every opportunity to ridicule Obi when the you gleefully rigged in a mediocre.
Politics / Re: Wike: We Will Take Hard Decisions Even If It Hurts Anybody - Fubara by ComeToJesus: 9:10pm On May 13
CursedOsuPigs:
This man is unsettled and the insecurity he feels is well written all over him.

Must you blow trumpet for everyone to hear because you want to get back at Wike?

He is jittery.
Your principal has been exhibiting his insecurity by going around apologising. He can't attend any function without appealing for pity on how Fubara is knocking his head.
Politics / Re: Wike: We Will Take Hard Decisions Even If It Hurts Anybody - Fubara by ComeToJesus: 9:08pm On May 13
In any war between the godfather and the godson, the godson has my armoury opened for him.

Fubara, you have to fumigate Rivers State and kick that vintage whiskey connoisseur out of your way.

You have the war-chest. The balance of power favours you.

Deal with this distracting element and confine him into the dustbin of history.
Politics / Re: "Fubara Must Obey Wike" - Wike Loyalists Sing At An Event by ComeToJesus: 5:17pm On May 13
If they actually sang that, then no can free Rivers people from sustainable folly and self-inflicted idiocy.

Fubara, please up your game and rout them outta town.
Politics / Re: Wike's Men march Against Governor Fubara, Visit Assembly Quarters by ComeToJesus: 12:12am On May 13
fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HbFBCxF9wk

Wike's loyalists led by the State APC CTC Chairman, Tony Okocha; Minority leader of the House of Reps, Kingsley Chinda; other members of the Reps Caucus, LGA Chairmen and others storm Rivers Assembly Quarters in solidarity to the Amaewhule-led Rivers Assembly.


This thing don reduce the ratings I had for Rivers men..

Na bunch of clowns 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Politics / Re: Intimidation Has A Time, When The Time Expires, It's Over - Fubara by ComeToJesus: 8:01pm On May 12
chisomkachy:


Sim Fubara

Correct man. You are now talking. I thought you'll cower to a mere minister. I would have asked the Nigeria Governors Forum to remove you from their fold.

In this life, you got to grow balls of steel. Don't be chicken hearted, man.

Real men chew trouble as their breakfast. They drink opposition to step it down. Then for dinner, they enjoy threats and step it down with any available quagmire.

Lest you need to be reminded. YOU ARE IN CHARGE.

One of the unwritten Laws of Power is " If you really need to step on toes, don't just step on them, crush them"

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Sports / Re: Pictures Of Mini Stadia Being Renovated In Lagos. by ComeToJesus: 4:23pm On May 12
Jakande had less resources. He practically built the whole of Lagos. That was when we had men of integrity at the helm of affairs.

These ones will just do one small thing and be snapping pictures all over the place in spite of the humongous monies coming in from FAAC allocations and IGRs..

Nigeria is not ready for good governance and accountability.




A day of reckoning is approaching..

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Religion / Re: I Named My Son Isaac With Only ₦10 - Bishop David Oyedepo (Video) by ComeToJesus: 1:59pm On May 12
Yampotatocarrot:


No one preaches salvation more than him? If you're a Christian, I believe you know you just LIED?

But if you actually stand by your statement, then I leave you to your God on the judgement day

I'm a man of conviction. I stand on my statement.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Singer, Sky B's Grace To Grass Story (Video) by ComeToJesus: 1:56pm On May 12
ADAMUdaCOWBOY:

I served 2007/2008 in Benue. I hated those songs, I almost died from listening to the songs. Every room, every salon, every damn bus ma bebe will be playing. I will be listening and sobbing in my heart and wondering, who is promoting this thing?

You don't know how you made me laugh with this comment.. grin cheesy 🤣
"You almost died"hearing the song every where?

You funny man..

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Singer, Sky B's Grace To Grass Story (Video) by ComeToJesus: 1:53pm On May 12
In Asaba that year, before God called me into a better life, Grand Hotel Wednesday nights, this My baby jam was the banger.

My homie had to beg me to drop the CD. The airplay was mind-blowing..
Acceptance was massive..
But the cheddar was eluding niggar..

There's an effort to dust up the guy now.

Wishing you the best Sky B.

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Singer, Sky B's Grace To Grass Story (Video) by ComeToJesus: 1:43pm On May 12
Matheusmartin:
...
Since the music didn't pay very well, shouldn't he look for another hustle

No body is donating shi-shi to him.

Keep your shi shi
Well wishers are arranging the guy already..

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Religion / Re: I Named My Son Isaac With Only ₦10 - Bishop David Oyedepo (Video) by ComeToJesus: 12:32pm On May 12
Zonefree:
Why's this man's preaching always about Money Money Money?

They don't preach salvation again.

No one preaches salvation more than the revered Bishop. When snippet of his messages come here, it is witless to jump to conclusions that he only preaches about money.
Religion / Re: Family Tithing In The Diaspora by ComeToJesus: 12:25pm On May 12
paxonel:
You are simply a stupid Christian, mumu! grin

Whaat? for 5 years of brain washing?
Mehnnnn! grin grin grin grin

Sorry, don't be annoyed that I'm using those terms to describe you. It is simply what it is

Do you know that you are the ingloriously ignorant one here? The devil has so brainwashed you and given you over to a reprobate and degenerative mindset that you come here to attack someone else's convictions.
Politics / Re: Wike To Fubara: Midnight Injunction Cannot Sack Rivers Lawmakers by ComeToJesus: 10:22am On May 12
Fubara, no allow a man like you to scare you.Resist any form of intimidation and oppression. Na man you be.

Obaseki humbled Oshiomole.
Emmanuel Udom humbled Akpabio
Wike even despised Amaechi who brought him to political limelight.
Even Ibori who was the Kingmaker in Delta knows the score now..

Don't be lilly livered. You got more than enough instruments and machinery to govern Rivers and send that croaky rabble rouser to where he belongs.

Was anyone dictating to him when he was governor?

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Politics / Re: Forgive Me For Choosing Fubara As My Successor – Wike Begs Rivers People Again by ComeToJesus: 8:59am On May 12
Dapromzy333:


https://platinumtimes.ng/forgive-me-for-choosing-fubara-as-my-successor-wike-begs-rivers-people-again/

May God forgive you Mr Wike. So you despised millions of people's vote to superimpose your candidate on the people. This is an open attestation and you should be arrested and prosecuted for undermining democratic processes.

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Politics / Re: Who Do You Think Is The Best Performing Governor So Far by ComeToJesus: 11:06pm On May 11
Here is he..No contest!

Education / Re: Students Strip Kogi University Lecturer Accused Of Sexual Harassment by ComeToJesus: 10:57pm On May 11
The girls should be arrested for assaulting a lecturer. Why not gather evidence and report the man to the appropriate quarters?

This is a clear case of malicious assaults on a lecturer in his workplace and should be treated as such.

If he is investigated and found to be vicariously incriminated, then let the laws take its course and also, let the girl face trial for this mob action.

Things should be done approximately and not resorting to agbero tactics in a supposed citadel of learning.

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Celebrities / Re: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle At The Defence Headquarters In Abuja (Video) by ComeToJesus: 9:57pm On May 10
DMerciful:
Nigerians and servitude!
Someone that is no longer a royal!

Shebi you be vampire wey don suck the blue blood comot from him body..
Politics / Re: Fubara Plotting To Demolish Our Official Residence, Pro-Wike Speaker Amaewhule by ComeToJesus: 9:56am On May 10
If na me be Fubara, na excavation I go do, no be demolition.

Shebi Governor na your mate?

Keep insulting the guy na..

Rivers people get wahala..

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Family / Re: 3 Lost But Found Akan Brothers In Akwa Ibom State by ComeToJesus: 9:25am On May 10
Parents should be arrested and custody of kids removed from those negligent beings.

I thank God for their safety and from shielding them from skullars... In certain places in Nigeria, they would have become raw materials. God forbids.
Politics / Re: Jimoh Ibrahim: Many Ministers In Tinubu’s Govt Fall Below Grade A by ComeToJesus: 6:56am On May 10
With the present status quo, Nigeria can't work. Not being unpatriotic but realistic.

Soup wey go sweet, na from ground the ingredients don dey give you the taste already.

This present government lacks the ingredients. Also, Nigeria has deep structural problems that needs to be addressed before headway is made.



Continuing to deny this reality is like going to the airport and expecting to see a ship. You are going to wait for a pretty long time.. the ship will never come.
That's self delusion.

You can't run a complex nation like this from the centre. Restructuring and devolution of power is what will trigger regional centres to leapfrog into development by mobilising capacities in individuals and resources in their locale to develop at their own pace.

The people benefitting from the skewed state of affairs will never allow anything to tinker with this dysfunctional system. The three arms of government benefit from this rot. The security services benefit from it too. Civil Servants benefit from it too.

No one is held accountable for anything.

Bobrisky was arrested, tried and prosecuted with the speed of light. The politicians that steal billions get romanced by the courts and judges and a few get an occasional slap on the wrists. Their trials run into decades and the cases die natural deaths.

Are these the people you think can bring change? The answer is a resounding NO

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Crime / Re: NAFDAC Shuts Down Illegal Alcohol Factory Worth ₦50 Million In Lagos (Pictures) by ComeToJesus: 6:42am On May 10
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