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Politics / Re: PDP Crisis: Northern Group Rejects Atiku, Endorses Wike As Party Leader by ComeToJesus: 8:20am On Apr 16
If the PDP wants to make any headway, they must expel Wike and Atiku.

Those two are the Jonahs in their boat.

Atiku is not sellable any longer. Wike is a political turncoat.
Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Who Bought ₦1 Billion Chevrolet In Turkey Arrested (Pics, Video) by ComeToJesus: 12:47am On Apr 16
Na Hushpuppy people.. jail him and throw the keys into the Arabian Sea if it is established that he is into cyber fraud.
Crime / Re: Georgia Father Sentenced To 50 Years In Prison For Poisoning His Daughter by ComeToJesus: 9:37pm On Apr 15
50 years is too small..Babies are so beautifully innocent..
Religion / Re: Pastor Enenche Meets Vera Anyim, Says He Never Intended To Embarrass Her by ComeToJesus: 9:33pm On Apr 15
UncleAyo:
Even this their statement showcase pride and arrogance. I am yet to see an apology to the disgraced lady.

People should alway read out their own statements to themselves before making it public.

What do I even know.

What is Christianity becoming these days. Well it has always been like that; master-slave relationship where the master cannot do anything wrong and cannot be corrected but worshipped as a god.

Edited: asked in the comment section: Would Jesus have behaved that way by embarrassing the woman?
Where was the descernment of the Holy Spirit as used to claim?

Please take a pen and paper and help them to write a proper apology since this one doesn't meet your standard.
Food / Re: Nigerian Housewife’s 1980s Grocery List Goes Viral by ComeToJesus: 9:30pm On Apr 15
Even under the wobbling and fumbling PDP, life was still good for Nigerians until these funeral undertakers known as APC stole their way into government.

A group of the worsts who have no idea about governance.

It started with the worst President in the history of Nigeria, the dull Bubu and reached its crescendo with the current pretenders in office.

From Obasanjo to the good soul Yaradua (may God bless his soul) to GEJ, Nigerians still had dignity and almost everyone lived reasonably well.

Enter the the economic mediocres and governance misfits, the party that superintendended over the looting, pillaging and crass vandalisation of the public till, the party that will go down as the most clueless and unprepared assemblage of economic buccaneers, who pirated the ship of Nigerian state at sea, the APC, who gleefully selected the reverse gear of the ship of state and sailed her to Bermuda triangle.

Took the naira/dollar from 200/1 dollar and massacred it to 1700naira/1 dollar in just about 9 years. Managed to bring it down to about 1000/1 usd this month and is celebrating as if it reduced it to what the PDP handed over to them in 2015(200).

Turned Nigerians to beggars.

May God Almighty judge them.
Politics / Re: Naira Opens Shop Below ₦‎1,000 Against Dollar At Some Segments Of Black Market by ComeToJesus: 3:03pm On Apr 15
yoruboid:
Olayemi Cardoso is working

Dull people will say he’s defending with our reserves when he’s not even sold more than $45m to BDCs but they will fail to mention that he paid $7bn in FOREX backlogs

If Obi was president, the economy would be in turmoil as he would have retained Emefiele and not had the balls to arrest the President of Miyetti Allah or change the service chiefs

Oil theft would have doubled and insecurity would have increased in the NE

People preoccupied and ruled by tribal sentiments don't usually say anything sensible.
Crime / Re: Lagos Government Declares A Woman Who Beat A Baby With Rod Wanted by ComeToJesus: 2:38pm On Apr 15
Domaining101:
In as much as what that woman did is very wrong, I've never see any government that loves social media clout and eye service like this Lagos government, especially this Sanwo Olu administration, the eye service is just too much. In case they have forgotten, Both public and Private schools in Lagos still allow teachers abuse their students in the name of flogging and punishment, but no they will not see those one's to abolish, it's only the ones that will give them social media clout they are After, Ndi Iberibe.

Get help soon.
Is that infant up to school age?


I'm sharing this app with sick people

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Politics / Re: Oba Of Benin Commissions Olumide Akpata’s Project (Pictures) by ComeToJesus: 2:33pm On Apr 15
airsaylongcome:


Donald. Donald Duke
Thanks bro..
Auto correct messing me up..😄
Politics / Re: Oba Of Benin Commissions Olumide Akpata’s Project (Pictures) by ComeToJesus: 4:44pm On Apr 14
Iamgrey5:
Cross River nko

APC has damaged that beautiful state. That naughty professor turned a beautiful tourist state into a dumpster.

Cross River that Daniel Duke rejuvenated and brought to global prominence lost everything under the funny little man.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Key Features Of Israel’s Multilayered Air Defence System Revealed by ComeToJesus: 4:34pm On Apr 14
Better countries dey flex muscles, a terrorist country with the worst and weakest currency on the planet is showing itself.

If they are that great, why is the Iranian Riyal the weakest and worst valued currency on earth.

Instead of begging Israel to give them grains and some vegetables to feed their wives and children, they want to show their selves.

Iran is the world's abcess of evil.

Romance / Re: My Experiences, After I Slept With Her, by ComeToJesus: 2:02am On Apr 14
Weretuntun:
EVER SINCE,I SLEPT WITH THIS GIRL,MONEY HAS BEEN COMING EVERYWHERE,
ANYBODY WITH THIS EXPERIENCE?.

Self delusion. Period.

How does the money come? They fly in through the window?

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Crime / Re: "We Go Just Kill You Throway" - Nigeria Police Officer Threatens Man (video) by ComeToJesus: 12:15am On Apr 14
Nigeria Police: Very wayward and untrained lots..
Crime / Re: Man Arrested In Delta For Stabbing 19-Year-Old Girlfriend To Death (Photos) by ComeToJesus: 11:58pm On Apr 13
2shure:
19 years with at least 7 or more body counts,fallen breasts.greet pope in hell

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Crime / Re: What Bobrisky Should Expect At Ikoyi Prison – Lawyer Reveals by ComeToJesus: 8:36pm On Apr 13
Thissystem:


https://dailypostngr.com/2024/04/what-bobrisky-should-expect-at-ikoyi-prison-lawyer/

It reminds me of my half Indian half Naija friend who wanted to experience life in a police detention. He went to a DPO and asked to be detained for 24 hours for him to have a feel of what life in detention is all about..
Politics / Re: Gov Eno Visits Family Of Late Nollywood Make-up Artist (Pics) by ComeToJesus: 8:30pm On Apr 13
UHLmoving:
But couldn't ensure as a governor that her body be brought home for proper burial


[Edited]
They said he has made provisions for her body to be brought back to Akwa Ibom

This chochocho never tire una?
Busybody!

Shebi you want to be faster than your shadow because you must comment..

Mtcheeew

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran’s Revolutionary Guard Seizes Israeli-Linked Ship Near Strait Of Hormus(pix) by ComeToJesus: 8:27pm On Apr 13
Botragelad:


Source:
https://www.timesofisrael.com/irans-revolutionary-guard-boards-israeli-linked-ship-near-strait-of-hormuz-reports/amp/


When Israel reason their matter now, Aljazeera no go allow us rest with videos and pictures...
Family / Re: Husband Caught His Politician Wife In Bed With Their Adopted Son (Pictures) by ComeToJesus: 5:32pm On Apr 13
That's the same thing Alfas and white robes fellas do here in 9ja..

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TV/Movies / Re: Junior Pope In The Making Of The Movie "The Other Side Of Life" (Video) by ComeToJesus: 5:22pm On Apr 13
TheWinterBird:
Everything about his passing just seems spiritual, especially that video he made and his words in it, as if he had a premonition of some sort of what was to come but didn't understand it then. I hope his children can watch the video (which I'm so glad he made) when they're older and know just how much he loved them.

May his soul rest in the bossom of the Lord. Amen.

Job said "the thing I feared so much has happened to me"

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Health / Re: Canadian Who Wants Both A Vagina & Penis Wins Funding For Surgery (Photos) by ComeToJesus: 4:01pm On Apr 13
WriterNig:
🍁 Ontario resident who wants both a vagina and penis wins public funding for unique surgery.

A court has ruled Ontario must pay for a penis-sparing vaginoplasty for a person who identifies as neither fully female nor fully male.

Ontario has been ordered to pay for surgery for a resident who is seeking to have a vagina constructed while leaving their penis intact.

Denying the procedure would infringe on the person’s Charter-protected right to security of the person, an Ontario court said in its ruling.

The unanimous decision by a three-member panel of judges of Ontario’s Divisional Court could expand access to a novel “bottom surgery” for people who identify as non-binary, meaning neither fully male nor fully female.

The Ontario resident, identified in court documents as K.S., has been locked in a legal battle with the Ontario Health Insurance Plan since 2022, when OHIP denied a funding request to have a penile preserving vaginoplasty performed at a clinic in Austin, Texas.

The surgery, which is not available anywhere in Canada, involves creating a vaginal canal, or opening, without removing the penis.

K.S., 33, was born male but identifies as female dominant and uses a feminine name.

OHIP denied her request for funding, arguing that the procedure is not included on its list of sex-reassignment procedures, and is therefore not an insured service.

K.S. appealed OHIP’s decision to Ontario’s Health Services Appeal and Review Board, arguing that forcing her to have her penis removed would invalidate her identity and be akin to an illegal act of conversion therapy.

She also worried about the risk of complications and urinary incontinence from the urological rerouting, and the risk of orgasm dysfunction. She argued the procedure she is seeking abroad is like standard vaginoplasties performed in Ontario, but without the additional procedure, namely, the penectomy.

The appeal board overturned OHIP’s decision, ruling that a vaginoplasty is among the genital surgeries listed for public coverage and need not inherently include removal of the penis. The board therefore ruled the procedure eligible for public funding.

OHIP appealed the board’s decision to the Divisional Court, arguing the review board erred in finding a penis-sparing vaginoplasty is specifically listed as an insured service, and that it failed to consider that the unorthodox procedure is considered an experimental procedure in Ontario, and, therefore, not eligible for funding.

Just because vaginoplasty is listed as an insured service doesn’t mean any type of vaginoplasty qualifies, OHIP argued in court.

The court disagreed. Vaginoplasty and penectomy are listed as discrete, separate services on Ontario’s list of surgeries eligible for funding, the court said. “The fact that most people who have a vaginoplasty have it done in a way that also involves a penectomy” doesn’t change the provision. If the province had intended for only one type of vaginoplasty to be insured (vaginoplasty with penis removal) it should have drafted the list differently, the court said.

The court said the appeal board’s conclusion was also consistent with standards of care developed by the World Professional Association for Transgender Health (WPATH) — an influential group whose guidelines for gender-affirming care for children and youth were found to lack “developmental rigour” in a sweeping review released this week.


My Mama used to say " If you don't yield to God, you'll yield to Satan. No sitting on the fence"

The West is just the problem. They give backing to all manner of perversions, reprobacy and deviations only to turn around and cry wolf when it begins to consume them.

Now, picking up an automatic gun, walking into a school and spraying innocent children with bullets is just like a sport to the deviant kids they are raising, and it's a consequence of the over permissive lifestyle and the advocacy/pontifications for unlimited freedom.

My Psychology lecturer in 100 level taught me that unlimited freedom is the most dangerous thing in the world. It self-destructs..
Travel / Re: Allen Onyema And Air Peace Should Learn Excellence From The Bull - Reno Omokri by ComeToJesus: 2:40pm On Apr 12
Celebrities / Re: Which Cell Would Bobrisky Be Locked? Male Or Female Cell? by ComeToJesus: 2:32pm On Apr 12
helinues:
I am just curious, would Bobrisky be locked in a male or female cell?

FG was very smart about Bobrisky's case, had he was arrested for Gayism, that would have drawn the attention of the West.

Very clever

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/8059413/bobrisky-jailed-six-months-no

Dem just wan reduce the nuisance to some quietness.

Very Dark man, you do this one. You ruffled their feathers and they rushed the guy. Very weak government. You see what is wrong, what is upsetting the social order, you keep quiet?

Why was he not charged all along he's been constituting nuisance?

VDM..👍

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Politics / Re: Ogbonnaya Onu’s Death, A Huge Loss To Nigeria, Ex-Minister Was Detribalized- Obi by ComeToJesus: 2:27pm On Apr 12
Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Abduct Channelstv Reporter In Port-harcourt by ComeToJesus: 2:20pm On Apr 12
Dog eat dog syndrome.

A guy that doesn't earn 200k per month. You are asking for 30 million. You don dey mad be that..

When the young man was struggling to study in the University, you were forming strong man, jumping fire in the bush, singing to Satan in your state of stupir, now you want him yo pay uou for your inherited idiocy.

Niger Delta youths are so lazy. Ogogoro and cultism don finish them..
Politics / Re: Ahmed Yusufa: Islamic Scholar In Minna Appeals To Peter Obi For Borehole (video) by ComeToJesus: 2:13pm On Apr 12
This should be studied by students of Political Science.


One man is making the ruling party cry day and night as if they are in opposition.

On Twitter space last night, they were weeping and gnashing their teeth. 😄😄. That Dipo guy was complaining how APC hasn't rose in defence of its supporters and himself.

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Crime / Re: Boko Haram Slaughters 27 Fishermen In Cameroon by ComeToJesus: 10:58am On Apr 12
Yugoslavia247:
Lol

Same religion

Like I wonder

How can in the same religion
Some wings they kill
Some wings no kill
The wings wey kill fit kill the wings wey no dey kill for not believing in their killing

All the wings na same. Potential terrorists.

Death to all terrorist
As a Christian never believe in forgiveness when it comes to terrorist.
See Lebanon Christians.

We get old testament

Apply the old testament to those who believe in it
And the New testament to those who believe in it
Na why Israel still stands

If a terrorist head slammers wants to apply his own teachings. Just go to the old testament and apply it fully.

Christians don't know how to apply the right approach na why Dem dey slaughter una.

If you come with swords we come we swords. The old testament approves it.
If you cime in peace we come in peace as the new testament approves it.

And to even think that they participated fully in the just concluded fasting...
What a religion..
You finished fasting and the best you can do to humanity is to slaughter them.

Something is wrong.

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Politics / Re: Power Generation Drops 32.31% To 2,775MW by ComeToJesus: 10:51am On Apr 12
How can a FG increase the tariff (cost) of darkness?

Imagine a man who has mismanaged the stock in his shop suddenly comes and announce that he has increased the cost of unavailable, inexistent, no-where-to-found and audio goods?

To cement his illusions, he even pasted new price on the empty shelves..

No be kolomental be that?

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Politics / Re: Ogbonnaya Onu’s Death, A Huge Loss To Nigeria, Ex-Minister Was Detribalized- Obi by ComeToJesus: 11:30pm On Apr 11
APC frustrated this man to death..
Politics / Re: Coastal Road: FG To Charge N3,000 On Average Per Toll Gate, Says Umahi by ComeToJesus: 8:04pm On Apr 11
The APC is the undertaker that the devil sent to bury Nigeria. The Almighty God will redeem the soul of Nigeria.

What a wicked party.

Always looking for ways to extort money from Nigerians.

God will out yhe enemy of Nigeria to shame

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Education / Re: Schoolchildren On A Boat Ride Without Life Jackets (Photo) by ComeToJesus: 7:31pm On Apr 11
I see this in Lagos every day around Liverpool, Igbo Ologun , Igbo Alejo and Alex, all in Apapa.

No single measures to mitigate any hazards . The Representatives Member and HOA members over there don't even care about these young souls.

Nigeria is truly in trouble. I don't care if your opinion is opposite.
Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi Attacked With A Knife & Acid By A Lady During A Live Stream Session by ComeToJesus: 7:27pm On Apr 11
Just brace up. It's the beginning of a very long season of mumuism on flick.

Social media craze has made humans to becomes acutely normless and devoid of etiquette.

Nothing is real anymore because people crave for attention so much just to whet their dopamine needs... Everyone has become an emergency actor.

Supposedly responsible people have also been swept by the clout chasing Tsunami.

If you can manage your household and avoid this extraneous and outlandish lifestyle from consuming it, then, you have tried.

May God give you the strength and wisdom.

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Celebrities / Re: How I Survived The Boat Accident That Killed Junior Pope - Survivor TC (Video) by ComeToJesus: 7:19pm On Apr 11
This guy has been talking from both ends of his mouth since this thing happened. Go to Twitter, he's been emphasizing the need for the ritual that was supposedly done to bring back the actor's life. Such a dull man. I wonder what this man acts sef..
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of The Sound Guy And Makeup Artist In Boat Accident With Jnr Pope by ComeToJesus: 6:56pm On Apr 11
obinna58:
All these popular people doesn’t know how to swim or what exactly?

So, in your thinking, all popular people must know how to swim.

What a logic.

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