This guy time reach, he grabbed it with both hands..

Before Zazu, nobody knew him. Now, he's an uncommon phenomenon. If he had missed his time in minutes, he wouldn't have become what he's become.

You've got to be sensitive to your times and seasons..


America, get ready! Portable s gonna be dripping like an avalanche, giving money out in the streets of NY.

FreeStuffsNG:


https://punchng.com/popular-nigerian-pastors-porn-addiction-remedy-enrages-conservative-christians/

I think he's trying to apply a therapy in Applied Behaviour Analysis where you fade out undesirable behaviours by increasing desirable behaviours..

pweeryambre:
Normaly, most bank App won't allow you transact above one million per day... But I am seeing over 3 milion. How is that possible if these banks don't know a thing or two about it.

You can increase your daily limit.

EreluRoz:
Otto is asiwaju's boy, he left our party when they denied him ticket but LP gave him ticket and he used asiwaju's tactics to win his election. You can see he's working just like when asiwaju was governor.

Asiwaju will succeed and Nigerians shall be happy, he'll end up as one of the best president Nigeria ever had.

Even though I know say you dey lie, I'll still listen because your lie is sweet..

That extension of the eyelash always give oloshoic vibes..

Good one from the Reverend gentleman.

When they go back to look for you in the past, you've already dusted them with mad mileage..

Those guys are wasting their precious time. Time they would have used to go learn a skill or a vocation.

Youthful stupidity.

A friend of mine who had his girlfriend abort a 5 month pregnancy while in the university are in their late 40s now .

Married to different people, both the guy and the lady have not been able to have any child.

According to the guy, last time they ran into each other, they regretted their horrible decision to terminate that pregnancy. Guy will be fifty in about 3 years. Lady will be 46 by next year.

Young people, be very mindful of your actions during your exuberant years. It comes back to hunt you..

onome25:


Honestly bro ,
always " i too know " with useless eye service...
After all wizkid was not born with a silver spoon.
Davido fans should go & visit tinubus or buhari
childhood home

Why are you using APC zombies for illustrations?

Oshomole doesn't have the authority, the competency and the understanding to speak on the efficacy and the Lordship of our Lord Jesus.He is a carnal man and lacks the depth and understanding of the divine. He is now clever than God and he will meet his comeuppance soonest for this sacrilegious statement about the Lord Jesus, Saviour of mankind.

Mark this, he will regret this mockery of Jesus because no one can mock God. He enjoyed the applause gotten from mocking God and uplifting his own intellect.

Herod Agrippa did something similar by acknowledging the adulation from the crowd that his voice is that of God. He was struck down and eaten up by worms.

The earth and all its fullness is of the Lord. He owns the cattle on a thousand hills. He declared in the Holy Book the "the gold is mine, the silver is mine". He is the Possessor of the heavens and the earth.
And Yes, Jesus can make you rich. He made me rich. He miraculously took me away from the chokehold of poverty and used the foolish things of the world to confound the wise . He shocked my enemies and oppressors who beleived I'll not amount to anything.

He made a table before in the presence of my enemies .

All I have came from the Lord Jesus. Blessed be his Holy name.

Jesus is Lord

Islie:


https://leadership.ng/refined-dangote-fuel-now-expected-in-july/#google_vignette

Dangote Lambafinery😁😁

dre11:


https://dailytrust.com/why-some-nigerians-dont-want-power-sector-to-work-fg/

Look! Nigeria seems jinxed by the APC. Not being pessimistic but truth is, until and unless Nigeria is restructured, these bomboclats will keep getting into office, sing the same singsong, spend years, loot as much as possible and get out.

As far as the status quo remains, nothing good will come out of these rogues.

APC sounded the dead knell on Nigeria's economy. The giant of mediocrity-Buhari took the country into the gutters by engaging the reverse gear that backlogged Nigeria's economic development by 50 years..

Tinubu finished it off with further cluelessness..

SojWORLDWIDE:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/fuel-scarcity-man-shot-dead-during-fuel-queue-tumult-in-lagos/%3famp

The Federal Republic of Anyhowness.

I hope it wouldn't end up as unknown gunmen.

All ammunitions given to servicemen are codified.

Every firearms tells a story.

Engraved on every bullet is a story about the gun that fired it.

Find the Mfcking killers @Policeng.

Your brother wicked o..
Should be arrested for this..

Planet earth is for everyone and not for man only..

If he needs meat, he should go to the meat shop.

References1:

https://nairametrics.com/2024/05/01/multichoice-ignores-court-order-proceeds-with-dstv-gotv-rate-hikes/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3PzkQ5sqeibee-UVvoJesy0MHJpRfh5EgQe8kWYnfO7LA0IC13-kzAog8_aem_Ad4VlVIu7kgPyUPWljOQp4n05MSjxTyalt5tUXn9MjfXxHNoqN79A02Inp0ktcVOytxetyjPFYvR6lpHHwT8jK_k
Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/8071896/multichoice-hikes-subscription-prices-dstv#129612332

DSTV is still living in the past. Home decoders are becoming extinct. Digitally, with a little yearly pay, you can watch about 17,000 channels with more premium content.

Naija is so terribly insecure..

Gistmedia10:
Two employees of the South African Social Security Agency (SASSA) have been suspended for performing a ritual in their office.

The decision was taken after the SASSA officials and two other men were caught on CCTV cameras entering the office after work hours. In the footage, one of the men is seen walking around the office holding what looked like a snake while the other is seen sprinkling liquid around the office. The incident was recorded on April 12.

Their colleagues were shocked to find needles in the office and what looked like muti smeared at their work stations when the resumed work the next day. They alerted their superiors.

SASSA spokesperson in Mpumalanga Senzeni Ngubeni said the two officials involved have since been suspended pending investigations. He said;

“We have found out that two of our officials were involved in the incident. As it stands, they have been suspended. Investigation into their conduct is underway.

“We have arranged with the municipality to use the community hall while we clean and fumigate the office. Members of the public have been informed to use the community hall.”


Things are really happening!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdnqJjq_CBk

Just like two of my South West colleagues, these two guys are jazz millers..
They frequent Babalawo like say na toilet. Not surprised, they are from Ibadan and Ijebu Ode..

jahsharon:
If you are not doing Science and Technology, then you are useless to this generation

Too many kids here..

Obiwanne Okeke, the serial international fraudster whose locked up in the US messed the name up ..

UDOKABESTLUV:


Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/4/vgc-chairman-found-dead-inside-his-car-in-lagos-2.html

So so bad..


Dude has Anthony Joshua's facial features

So bad. He just wasted a oife. He should be tried and sentenced.

Na so one one wife turned my good pal to house boy in the abroad o

The wife lords over him and the kids see the mum as the head of the family.

If you are here, shouting "we no go gree o, she must do the DNA".., and you have children whose DNA you haven't carried out, you are playing yourself and you need help..

Bintabisiriyu2:
Big pot of Ogbono, Ogbono wey dey spoil within 2 days, weda u warm am o or put in fridge

Go fix your fridge. Ogbono is bae .

Rwanda is solid.

4Play:


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13349449/Abusive-husband-beat-wife-death-skateboard.html

A Sociological inquiry is needed to examine this trend. Nigerians will be happily married while being broke but the moment they migrate to somewhere that holds better lives for them, they become sworn enemies, divorce, scatter the family, kill themselves in the most gruesome manner or generally go berserk.

A couple I knew in Ketu, Lagos, who were dotting over each other. In spite of the hard times they were passing through they managed to relocate to the US and in less than a year, they separated.

Its interesting that this is common within the black community. Rarely do you find this within the Asian communities. Indians and Chinese couples have a thing that African couples should learn from..

Franzese:
Make una dey put "STATE" after this Niger in your new headlines/topics abeg so we know if it's in Nigeria or not.

Niger is another country entirely.

Honestly, I was thinking it's Buhari's country and not Niger State in Nigeria..

Msntv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOapuU6l2v0?si=Etb1iWRHaaE3f0rV



Source: https://myschoolnews.ng/unn-suspends-mr-mfonobong-udoudom-indefinitely-amid-sex-scandal-launches-probe

Very good..

A man's erection should have direction and the only direction is his wife's honeycomb. Anything outside that is adultery or fornication.

He hasn't learned from the Unical's law professor who was slammed in Abuja.

Stubborn he-goat..

JKisOK:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/renowned-journalist-ray-ekpu-loses-wife/%3famp

Farewell virtuous woman . They don't come like this any longer. I wish you are still around to lecture the erratic so called baddies whose only preoccupation is to trade on idiocy via podcasts.

This victory by Everton should have been against the lousy Man City.

Gunners where are you?

COYG!

Gani once said " It is unlawful to be lawful in a lawless society"

However, I commend the girl's ability to comport herself. If she had replied and they overpowered her because she was clearly outnumbered, the video would have suggested that she was engaged in a fight without highlighting the fact that she was bullied.

She is well behaved. She refused to descend to the gutter and roll with those that exhibited gutter behaviour.

The APC came like an angel of deception and deceived Nigerians. Plunged Nigeria into the worst economic situation ever seen by man.