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Family / Re: Man Lost His Properties 2 Years After His Nigeria Wife Joined Him In Uk(vid,pix) by ComeToJesus: 2:55pm On Apr 07
No marry any woman wey no know God o, as in intimate knowledge of God. I don't mean regular sisters you see in church, but a virtuos woman who sees the man as her crown and knows that the husband is her master and her lord.

My cousin dey hear am also...the wife can stay for two weeks and make food only once. Na. The guy dey enter kitchen dey blend egusi steady, and after preparing the food, he'll go and call her to come and eat. She'll be pressing her phones and video calling her kith and kin in Nigeria.


If the guy goes out without her permission, that day, he has priced trouble. Dude told me he regrets taking her abroad. I mean, she has the final say in every matter. Who does that?

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Celebrities / Re: “Forgive Me & I Would Serve Your God” — Man Begs Nathaniel Bassey & Mercy Chinwo by ComeToJesus: 2:46pm On Apr 07
NwekeUG:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhEwPO-dQcA


How can a grown up like this be all shades of puerility? This one escaped the drills of adulthood and manhood.
Celebrities / Re: “Forgive Me & I Would Serve Your God” — Man Begs Nathaniel Bassey & Mercy Chinwo by ComeToJesus: 2:43pm On Apr 07
Proudman1:
I'm not in any way in support of the guy. But anyone can see that striking resemblance.

It's good to be all nice and pretend that it's none of your business.

But the resemblance is there. It's uncanny

When you receive your own invitation, don't disturb our peaceful and quiet reading here o..
Religion / Re: I No Longer Have The Interest Of Going To Church Every Sunday, Any Help? by ComeToJesus: 2:37pm On Apr 07
damoobaba:


Werey, you don go knack pussy wey you no suppose knack. Hell come resemble heaven for your eyes. Continue ehn.

He needs help. He's gone but God can still redeem him.
Religion / Re: I No Longer Have The Interest Of Going To Church Every Sunday, Any Help? by ComeToJesus: 2:34pm On Apr 07
Pussyisgud:
Lol, church is a fraud organization where people go to be brainwashed by one cunny, dodgy deceiving and lying pastor and they stupidly pay offering to him.
I can't even remember the last time i went to church maybe like 7 years ago when i left my parents home, and i have any plans of going back.

Satan has already succeeded in building mansions in this one's heart. You are still redeemable though. When you despise God and speak ill of his works and workers, you are already on a highway to eternal damnation.

Please make a U-turn before it's too late. Jesus loves you and doesn't want anyone to perish.

I'll be praying for your salvation.
Crime / Re: N20,000 Per Beating: Dismissed Naval Officer Arrested (photo) by ComeToJesus: 10:51pm On Apr 06
Name: Mohammed Tunde
Age: Unspecified
Career: Beating people for a fee
Charge per Beating: 20, 000 Naira
Years of Service: Since 2000
Favourite Line: I want problem always

Nigeria is blessed with careers that are unheard of..

Serious but comical..

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Business / Re: LASG Threatens To Seal Supermarkets Over Non-disclosure Of Price Tags On Product by ComeToJesus: 10:42pm On Apr 06
Okoroawusa:

I notice that it's becoming a common practice by supermarkets in Lagos these days.
Recently I saw a product displayed for 1,950 only for the price to be 2,300 at the cashier's point.
The problem is not the money but the glaring dishonesty

Pay the displayed price only. No law can find you faulty on that. You are within your rights to pay what is displayed and not what is manipulated inside the system.

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Politics / Re: Ebonyi Governor Nwifuru And Wife, Mary-Mandline Uzoamaka (Before And After Photo by ComeToJesus: 10:36pm On Apr 06
Mercenary123:
. That description only exist in your tiny brain

We Ebonyians are very much igbotic like every other Igbo man in Nigeria

Dont mind them. My Anambra friend discriminates even between Igbos. He sees Anambra as the poster boy of Igbo race. He talks down on Imo people that they are unambitious and civil service oriented. He refers to Ebonyi as Aboki and Enugu as not so smart. Such a senseless tribalist within a tribe .

I quarrel with him a lot over this exaggerated sense of sub ethnic superiority.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Arsenal (0 - 3) On 6th April 2024 by ComeToJesus: 7:31pm On Apr 06
So proud to be a Gunner.
Saliba and Gabby- impervious rocks.

COYG!!!

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Politics / Re: FG Unveils Plans To Launch A New National Identity Card With Special Features by ComeToJesus: 4:08pm On Apr 06
ponishah:

Exactly.
One day, citizens will get fed up, abandon ethnicity, then unite and annihilate all politician and rulers.

Seems that is yhe only solution. It's becoming crazier by the day

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Politics / Re: FG Unveils Plans To Launch A New National Identity Card With Special Features by ComeToJesus: 4:07pm On Apr 06
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Brace up folks!

Another journey of wahala and linkages is about to start..

God will visit you guys like he visited the Israelites under Egypt.

This unending bondage is too much..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mohammad Reza Zahedi Killed In Israeli Strike Was Architect Of October 7 by ComeToJesus: 2:41am On Apr 06
Righteousness2:


https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.iranintl.com/en/202404043146&ved=2ahUKEwib_rLx5auFAxW48gIHHdvgCAMQFnoECCUQBQ&usg=AOvVaw04AjBzzPy9gQjEqZrZ0XZC


Some people just came to this world to be a problem, cancer and no gooder to the world. Islamists' greatest happiness comes from blood shedding. Cannibals!
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Arrives Court, Faces N180m Money Laundering, Naira Abuse Charges by ComeToJesus: 4:26pm On Apr 05
pipnator00:
Fear who no fear GOVERNMENT! The case against him is very watery, with a good lawyer he will be let off immediately.
However, the case is a way of cautioning him since the government can't possibly try him for cross-dressing and as well don't want to infuriate the powerful LGBTQ community. But if he is wise, he should learn to tune down the noise around him else the government will cook for him something too big for him to eat.

Update: You noticed how he is being led by a woman and a man. Normally only a man would lead a man to the court house. You bet the LGBTQ community has their power, the govt don't want to infuriate them but somehow, Bobrisky must be made to stop the noise around him, hence the court case!

**** I have gotten some replies to my comment here regarding the power that community has. Here is a reply I gave to one of the replies in italics below..

One of the reasons Goodluck Jonathan as president was hated by the West (American and Europe) was his govt's stand against the LGBTQ in Nigeria. That also contributed to the reason they worked against him. If nothing was done to Bobrisky and Verydarkblackman goes on to carry out his threat to use female toilets, that would have created unnecessary attention for the present government and would have narrowed the western media watch against Tinubu. Tinubu/the government wouldn't want such especially now that our economy is in shambles plus you have a staunch supporter of the LGBTQ as the POTUS.

*** The speed with which both the EFCC and the Judiciary is executing this case says a lot. Fast fast them arrest, grant am bail, before even taking him to court. Now he has pleaded guilty and judgement on that would be administered on the 9th, less than a 5 days from today. I hope they do the same for all pending court cases and not just this![b][/b]

Stop arrogating undue importance and power to a weak group of perverse deviants. Unnecessary exaggeration is tantamount to self delusion.

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Travel / Re: Onboard Menu: AirPeace Serves Jollof And Efo-Riro On Flight To London by ComeToJesus: 4:17pm On Apr 05
Good business strategy. Woo them with some spicy culinary ensemble that will titillate their dainty palates.

A good meal on board will make any discerning foodie and non foodie to chose an airline.

Learnt the London route is fully booked till September or so..

Good one Mr Air Peace
Crime / Re: Court Sentences Tiktok User To 3 Years Jail For Defaming Eniola Badmus by ComeToJesus: 3:55pm On Apr 05
Dialpad:
You must be absolutely stu-pid to make this silly comment, look at a kid that can't feed himself talking to someone that can comfortably hire your parents.

So you slowpoke, cannot understand what the job of an attorney is.

Don't respond to this as I have time for you today.




Friendly advice I said.. comment on matters within your wavelength..

You can 😭 again as I am enjoying it 😄
Crime / Re: Court Sentences Tiktok User To 3 Years Jail For Defaming Eniola Badmus by ComeToJesus: 11:02am On Apr 05
Dialpad:
Absolutely stupid for pleading guilty... in all you do, Never pleading guilty.

She can never get visas to most countries
Don't comment on matters that are way beyond your league. Stick to the ones you are conversant with. Just a friendly advise.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Senegal’s President: Bassirou Fayeone Publicly Decleared Personal Assets by ComeToJesus: 10:53am On Apr 05
Cameroonians are the most unreal people on the planet for allowing that man who often lost touch with reality to still remain in office.

If possible, they'll allow a fossilized Biya to rule them even after death. Ogogoro, reckless over sexed lifestyle and Makossa music has finished the people. How can one person rule a country for over fourty years?

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Fails To Meet EFCC Bail Conditions by ComeToJesus: 10:47am On Apr 05
Karemarealty288:

https://punchng.com/breaking-bobrisky-fails-to-meet-efcc-bail-conditions/

Bobrisky is just a nuisance and an over-advertised pervert with a moral baggage that has to be abated.
Crime / Re: Kenyan Police Officer Stabbed To Death By His Wife For Arriving Home Late by ComeToJesus: 9:33pm On Apr 04
Women wahala. A cousin who lives abroad called me to inform that he locked himself up in the kitchen because the wife saw some seemingly compromising pictures on his phone.

She went straight to pick a kitchen knife and the dude locked himself up.

Had to call and intervene before she kept the knife away.

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Celebrities / Re: Defamation: DJ Spoilt Kid Apologises To Nathaniel Bassey by ComeToJesus: 2:59pm On Apr 04
naptu2:
DJ Spoiltkid @spoiltkid





Previous thread: Gospel Singer Nathaniel Bassey Petitions IGP Over Defamation
https://www.nairaland.com/8050636/gospel-singer-nathaniel-bassey-petitions

Most Nigerians with degrees aren't necessarily educated.

*An educated man would know that actions have consequences.
* An educated man would know that you cannot pointedly accuse a man of what you cannot prove and that the onus of proof lies with the accuser.
*An educated man is civil and decorous.
* An educated man weighs his words before spewing them.
*An educated man is a functional member of a social space who promotes societal well being and peaceful co-existence.

The laws of the land should be used to deal with these guys so that they will learn civility by force especially the spoilt kid nuisance and the Okoronkwo bloke.

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Family / Re: Houston Woman Divorces Her Brain Dead Husband, Then Adopts Him by ComeToJesus: 11:48pm On Apr 03
The enemy only comes to destroy, steal and kill.

Jesus came to give life and restore hope. If he can only believe, the Healer can get him back on his feet and strengthen his nerves and atrophied muscles.

The Creator has all the spare parts needed to change any ailing part.
Crime / Re: South Africa Gospel Singer, Funanani Mbedzi Shot Dead In Church By Her Husband by ComeToJesus: 11:18pm On Apr 03
ednut1:
God didn’t protest her Rip 🥲
Though crimes of passion are not evaluated on face value, most Southern African men and some East African men are mostly lily-livered, emotionally weak and feebleminded.

A therapy and rehabilitation centre is required to hone them into manhood and spike their emotional quotient and psychological resilience.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Government Raises Electricity Tariff From N66 To N225 Per KPH by ComeToJesus: 7:01pm On Apr 03
socialmediaman:


https://saharareporters.com/2024/04/03/breaking-tinubu-government-raises-electricity-tariff-nigerians-n66-n225-kilowatt-hour#:~:text=Videos%20Photos%20Documents-,BREAKING%3A%20Tinubu%20Government%20Raises%20Electricity%20Tariff%20For%20Nigerians%20From,To%20N225%20Kilowatt%20Per%20Hour&text=According%20to%20Oseni%2C%20customers%20in,12million%20electricity%20customers%20in%20Nigeria.

That's a first class accountant way of governing a nation. Make life tough for the people and pretend you doing good.

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Celebrities / Re: "Mummy Of Lagos" Chants Erupt As Bobrisky Makes Grand Entry To Event by ComeToJesus: 5:41pm On Apr 03
GistMedia0:
Bobrisky, made a grand entrance to a public event, leaving onlookers in awe. The self-proclaimed "Mummy of Lagos" was met with cheers and chants of adoration as fans gathered to catch a glimpse of the renowned personality. shocked

Dressed in a stunning ensemble that commanded attention, Bobrisky's arrival was nothing short of spectacular. The event, which drew a large crowd, came to a halt as all eyes turned to the vibrant personality, known for breaking barriers and pushing boundaries.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNE6aeomYRc

Op, you and your Bobrisky get sko sko for brain. Seek help immediately.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores A Hat-Trick, 2 Free Kicks & 2 Assists In Al Nassr Win by ComeToJesus: 11:44am On Apr 03
Greater baller of all times. I celebrate you bro..
Business / Re: Newly Completed Phase Of Ariaria International Market With Lift & AC Added (Pic) by ComeToJesus: 6:41pm On Apr 02
Lizzysamuel:
The emerging of the new phase of ariaria international market..

Anyi adighi asi ndo

Welcome to Enyimba city.

Credit: Kepukepu News

The two criminal Orjis and that fat mediocre that ruled the state should be tied to the stake and dispensed. Tney are not dit to hold any other officebut Nigeria is not a country, it's a special purpose vehicle for looting.
Celebrities / Re: I Don’t Doubt That Liam Is My Grandson But I Want The DNA Done - Mohbad Dad (vid by ComeToJesus: 6:37pm On Apr 02
She shouldn't do the DNA. Nigerians won't have any serious matter to do chochocho any longer..

Let her keep the lazy youth busy since they can't respect someone's privacy.
Travel / Re: "You Have No Business Relocating Abroad If You’re 40 & Above" Abroad-based Lady by ComeToJesus: 6:32pm On Apr 02
officialwdhtvv:
You have no business relocating abroad if you’re 40 and above — Abroad-based life coach.

Take a listen to her reasons. Are they valid?

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McrGAqMWWi8

Stop imposing narrow minded opinions on people. We all have different destinies and paths in life. That you misstepped and lost direction isn't contingent on another person's life.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5QnjJqypy8/?igsh=N3Uwdmg5dDRtZ3Yw
Romance / Re: Man Weds on Riverbank, Dedicates Wedding to River Goddess (pic, video) by ComeToJesus: 4:52pm On Apr 01
Just a fairytale goddess. Jesus is Lord
Sports / Re: Ahmed Musa Rejects Hand Shake From Kano Governor, Abba Yusuf (Video) by ComeToJesus: 4:47pm On Apr 01
Maximum sign of respect up north..

Hunger is making bloggers turn to dimwitted hustlers.
Foreign Affairs / Re: "King Charles Has Only 2 Years To Live", Funeral Plans Unveiled by ComeToJesus: 9:14pm On Mar 30
He should come to Winners. It's a small case for our God who created all bodies. He has the spare parts. If man-made Toyota has all its spare parts, how much more the Master of the Universe of whom all things consist, and to whom nothing was made without him..

That cancer was nailed on the cross. The resurrection power of Christ is enough to heal him.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Easter Sunday Declared Transgender Day In The U.S By President Biden (Photos) by ComeToJesus: 9:01pm On Mar 30
The yeye man will kiss the dust and gradually meet his waterloo.. He no kuku get balance for ground. Old age that is usually associated with wisdom, in his case, the senility has messed him up so badly that he takes obtuse and outlandish decisions only.

America has become the most perverse and morally depraved nation on earth.

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