₦airaland Forum

Candycrusher:
Your father's clueless policies are stifling life out of Nigerians while you opportunistic children who have never worked for anything in your lives pose for cameras and smile like a roasted goat. God punish those punishing the masses

I hope you are OK.Abeg no let jealousy kill you.Its not their fault that ur father is a palm wine tapper. The young Lady is getting married.Her brother is happy for her.Allow them enjoy themselves. its not as if ur bad belle will remove a strand from their hair.Learn to cool down.

Sexytemi:
To All Ladies Out There, I Say Please Have A Side Boyfriend!

After reading toke makinwa's book "on becoming" I'm of the idea that if toke had had a back up plan, a guy she could count on if her boyfriend at that time maje(later ex husband) was in his usual act of cheating then maybe he would have taken her serious and respected her more..

I've been there where I gave my all into a relationship and was very loyal to my guy and yet after 5yrs of dating he decided I wasn't good enough for him, and left me stranded, it wasn't funny because I saw the signs but like every other girl in love, I ignored the signs and also ignored guys that would or might have made me more happier than he ever made me.

A friend of mine started dating a guy, and she got to realize he was cheating on her, and not only was he cheating but with a girl so young, when my friend confronted him, this guy practically lied and denied everything even he knew my friend saw all the evidences he still blamed her, and she asked me what she did wrong, all she ever did was love and give him all of her, she ignored all guys because of this guy yet he threw her love to the dogs.

Then another of my friend met up with a guy and ohh she fell for his charm, this my friend has had a fair share in the heart break department, her heart has been broken not once, twice and not even thrice. when she chatted me up and said"babe I've met a guy and he loves me with his all, babe he wants to marry me and babe thank God for me" I got to admit I was happy for her and in fact I thank God on her behalf and used her case as a testimony of good things to happen, I tap into her good luck and believe someday I'd also meet a guy who would love me as much as her guy did, little did I know the guy was nothing short of bastard, a guy who makes ladies curse other guys, a guy who is a disgrace to other guys...this guy impregnated my friend and made her father chase her out of the house, with nowhere to go she moved in with him and got to know who he really was, this guy still went after girls, cheats on my friend even in her condition, lodge in different hotels with different girls, and whenever she confronts him he denies it to her face, and in my friend's voice"babe, I'm so scared of him, he lies so much that when he greets me good morning I go out to make sure its really morning", and I'm sure we all know its wrong for a pregnant lady to think, but oh my friend is always thinking and sad all because she fell in love with an ahole and was loyal.

And this makes me wonder is it wrong for ladies to be loyal in their relationships?, is it a bad thing to fall in love and give you her all?, is it a crime for ladies to do all just to please their guys?, and why can't guys just be faithful to their ladies?. and my answers to these questions is just for ladies to have side boyfriends, with a side boyfriends you won't have the fear of the main guy waking up one day and leaving you for another girl, you won't have the heart attack of thinking of what your boyfriend is doing at the moment, and you won't be so involved in the life of your boyfriend for him to tell you you are choking him or think less of you.

Babe its both ways.Guys always av a side babe too cos these hoooooes ain't loyal.One young babe recently smashed my heart.She is a final year student after chopping my money and buying her I phone.I moved on quickly cos I had another babe who is working and more matured and could understand my feelings. Now the young babe is begging to come back.

Geraldyne:
so cos I bleeped...I shudnt pray??...u gonna tell me dah u dnt pray evn wen u a sinner...I want advice nt judgement

Babe this guy fuvked u like 5 times in a night?What did he use ?pls tell me.Moreover I hope this guy marries u as there will be nothing left for a future husband.

ibx1976:
My good people I am in a bit of a situation here and would like to hear from the community. I have lived the last few years in the UK and can say I am in a reasonably "settled" place in my life except for one thing: I don't have a wife and I am getting old!.

For the last few years, going by people's advice I thought it was best to cultivate a relationship here with someone here in the UK, learn about them and settle.

It has not worked out for me. Maybe its my luck, it has not quite worked with me with the ladies over here. I always end up with someone diametrically opposite to my goals and aspirations. The idea of marrying an Oyibo is even worse - things just did not work out in that direction either.

To compound the problem, I my job does not allow me much of a social life. I just cant make it happen without help.

On a friend's advice, I have been invited to come back home to naija and see how things can work out. I have therefore taken a months leave and am headed home for the next 1 month. Our plan is to visit a few good families and places to see if anything can materialise from that.

My people any advice on this? If you were in my shoes, how will you conduct this affair. What will you look out for. What will you avoid.

I will advice you propose to ur fellownairalanders such as dollyjoy,jadekitana,ivyy or kenonze.They r pretty and succulent. They may just agree to marry you.

dollyjoy:
To be frank, i prefer masturbation to having sex with a partner i don't see a future with.

Thank God for your life op

Dollyjoy its like u love it

nwasinachi:
Guys, what are u waiting for? Someone should pls grant sweet lindy's birthday wish. I pray God will grant your wish in Jesus name.

I have tried numerous times but she refused to accept me because all I av is bicycle. I don't av Range Rover and Ferrari,neither do I av a private jet.

U r a living testimony.

Berbierklaus:
He made the 1-11 cut

but 12 & 13 we never reach there yet
Guess he is madly in love with me

Congrats dear.U got a real dude but I can give u 12 & 13.

I love big boobs.I really want to suck dolly joy's boobs.They are so big and succulent.

papayeye:
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/politics/dss-arrests-zamfara-speaker-dep-others-over-plot-to-impeach-gov-yari/156079.html

Yari is a total idiot.A complete nuisance to public service and a misuser of public funds.He flies private jet to Abuja at least 3 times in a week.He uses state funds as his personal bank account.What has Nigeria gotten to?How can a governor arrest the state speaker and his principal officers with the Secret Service?We have lost it in this country.That means he can arrest anybody who questions his bastardic shenanigans. This is totally preposterous. May God help Nigeria.I campaigned fully for Buhari right from 2003 up till 2015 but I'm almost beginning to think that I made a big mistake.

NOC1:
Lol, they girl tried that's the best way to knock off some dudes great tactics. How the girl sounded on her response you will know she just did that to peg the young man.

That's a lie.She is an ashawo...that's it.

He's done with her mature pussy...he wants a fresher one..

I actually pity Ebube Nwagbo.She is always looking for rich guys but now almost the entire super eagles and many artistes have chopped her..Agbonnaya KANU,Emmanuel Emenike etc are on top of the list..I wonder who will marry her now.Ashawooooo....

Vanpascore:
Dear Nairalanders, pls your urgent advice is needed as we have 48 hrs ultimatum. A friend of mine travelled to Dubai two months ago with the aim that d place will be a better place for him bt on getting there, the opposite was met. He went there through an agent in Nigeria here who has a partner in d UAE. He applied for working visa which he was given two years by a company there. The problem started when he got the visa and occupation written on it is "Ordinary Labourer" as he applied for welding work, but the agent told him that, that is UAE style since he is going there as a technician. On getting there, he was welcomed by the company and he started work the third day as a labourer, real one. With this, he was given some documents which have been signed on his behalf, he was surprised as the documents contains employee -employer agreement. He called the agents both the one in Nigeria and UAE immediately what he saw, but the agents said he should be enduring.

To cut the story short, the work is a typical slavery work, though he is collecting about 65K/month as wage, when converted to naira. Now the problem is that other documents he needed to sign, he refused because of those conditions and since then, the agents have been begging him to sign. Also, there was a need for him to do medicals, he also refused and fortunately for him, he met one of the directors in the company and explain things to him bt the man answered him to write cancellation letter so that he can be sent back to Nigeria. But he did not want to waste almost 500k he paid this agent.


Now a Nigerian he met there directed him to go to the labour complaint office in Dubai, which he did and he got this reply from d labour office today "A complaint application number (MB165125948AE ) has been made on company number (488063 ) from employee (CHARLES UGO ) having work permit number ( 65600814), we hope that both of you would mutually discuss on this complaints during next 48 working hours before it gets registered on the company." Now the problem, this message has been forwarded to the company, the company has forwarded it to the agent in Dubai and the agent now called him and said he has made a great mistake by reporting that he may be deported and banned for one year from entering UAE.

Pls Nairalanders, 48hrs has started about 4hrs ago, the company may call on him in d next 4/5 hrs, what should he do? Is it true that he may be deported based on this?? Pls your sincere advice is needed. c

There is nothing your friend can do.My dad ran a contracting company in Dubai too.He should have continued working if he did not want his money wasted as the contract for labourers is as good as slavery over there.He sure will be cancelled,asked to leave and banned for a year.There is nothing more he can do

[quote author=yommysure post=47474017]hmmm,she finished with upper credit while you finished with lower credit .. she has finished with her hnd while you just want to enroll for hnd.....nice one...[/quote

No mind am..mumu boy..op is very stupid.Instead of to be serious with ur education u use ur money to sponsor a girl not that she even gave u a child or anything.Otondo!!!

How can this ugly thing win most beautiful model in Nigetia?These people organizing peagents up and down,do they av sense at all?How can such an ugly girl(even with all d make up) win a pageant? anyway goodluck with ur shoe business...pls stick to it.Stop making mockery of beauty.

ERONX:
She's totally into him for the cash :'

U so right. All these ex beauty queens,u never see them with artisans,civil servants and masons.You only see them with successful footballers and businessmen.Stupid prostutitues.

This guy is just disturbing himself for nothing. He can get sex at a brothel for N1000 whenever he is pressed and then get a babymama later on tongive him kids.Its better for him as his not ex in-laws are practically asking him to pay for all the rounds of sex he will av with their daughter till death does them part.

Aspireahead:
I still maintain that the problem with Nigeria is not necessarily the political class, but the herd of suffering followers who defend their opulent lifestyles and sanguinary proclivities.

We Nigerians tend to even forget quickly, maybe because things are tough for us. we have all moved on from the CBN employment scam, FIRS employment scam and believe me...we would have forgotten about this one by next week.
Finally, let Buratai resign and a full fledged investigation be conducted...he is in no way bigger than the other former service chiefs who are standing trial.
I still believe he can afford the house, but I don't believe anyone who served in the last administration as director of procurement in a corruption ridden institution like the Nigerian Army is clean.

As for the army, allow Butatai and his family to respond...you are in no way privy to all of his finances

You r a correct guy with too much sense.

SeverusSnape:
He should carry placard like that girl did, He just may be lucky. But then again, A girl has more advantages than a guy in present day Nigeria as regards looking for a job.

Because they have a puunaaaniii.

Hi guys ,I hope u all good.By the way ,the Miss airaland contestants r really something.U guys r hot!I wish u guys d best.Anyway,this is about we guys and how we relate with babes.I wanna take some time to point out a few things about Naija babes and how we guys would relate to it and so we can "chop" more and more babes.I mean no disrespect to the ladies.We r still going to settle down with one of you in the end but we were born to "chop" u.

1 Be Bold: This point cannot be overemphasized. No girl wants a guy who is not man enough.Don't sound shy or creepy when u asking her out for a date or a hook up.Babes love bold guys.They will sense if u low in confidence from a thousand miles.So boys,all be bold.Ask and u shall most likely receive.

2.They love sex or think a lot about it:Naija babes love to straph.They love it but pretend.99% of babes on nairaland straph daily or at least 3 times a week.Those who r forming holy,holy and probably r still virgins fantasize about it a lot.A whole lot!Don't miss out on d opportunity to straph a Naija babe u like cos of her camouflage. They love to poke!

3:Don't be a maga:Don't think being nice or being generous is d way to go at all.Don't try to use money alone!Its a no pointer.They will chop u and look at u like a fool.They may even not give u anything after all.Be kind but not to overdo it.The babe u gave free 50k lastbweek probably had sex with another guy for free without even demanding transport fare.So guy,be wise!

Give some space:You always d one starting d chat?U always calling?U always on d giving side?Hmmm..its time to back down a little.The bitch probably is still processing things.Let her learn to miss u.Let her learn that u can go for days without contacting her.Let her learn to play her part and then she will know u know what stuff u made of.

Be spontaneous: Ask for hook up without shaking.She says she's tired? Tell her u wanna come over and give a massage.Surprise her.Learn her know u a true guy.They love surprises and will not mind u surprising them!


Don't dull:Last point is be ready!Be prepared.Don't fall their hand.How can a babe come to ur house and sleep and u don't touch hwe when u been flirting since?She may think u impotent. Be ready that at anytime she may wanna hook up and be ready to straph her brains out.Dont be a one minute man.One babe I was madly I. Love with came to my bunk to sleep.I just couldnt get d stamina.That was how I lost my chance.It never came again.Don't let that be ur portion.Chop them well.Let her belle full and come begging for more.They lobe to straph.We will keep giving to them.

God bless you guys!

Ladies,no disrespect meant.Just being straight up and factual.You wanna get to know me?I'm based in abuja and I'm not broke.We could start as friends.

I vote Mimzy.

Cc:NLJega

eleojo23:
It seems Buhari is scared of appointing people from the south.
There are certainly people with good and even better qualifications that can serve in his government.

Really?But GEJ appointed his ijaw brother Kenneth Minimah as Chief of Army Staff.I am from Edo state and I can tell you that this appointment was made in conformation to the ethics of federal character.The new IG hails from the North Central zone and that is the zone without any service chief.His appointment was made so that each zone will have a service chief.Get you facts right.

beautyoftheLord:
Even if he is acting, must he be a northerner and a muslim? How do you Nigerians preaching "one Nigeria" expect us in the south to feel? Why won't we feel like the alienated 5%. Proud to be one though.

In other news, yay! FTC!

Receive some sense now...its not about his being northern.Every zone has a service chief presently except North Central zone that's why he was appointed as the New IG because he hails from Nassarawa.

kokoA:
I really sympathize with her though. Her internal machinery has not been serviced for a long time. Just when she thought she'd be getting some lubrication oil tonight, the old Judge fails to show up. Sorry dear, Life is hard.

Craze man!