₦airaland Forum

SILVERLINES:
Life is all about yourself

For those of you who just made little fortune, just small, u run go carry woman for shoulder and fall in love at the same time.

Know that you status in the social is your achievements, not who you impress

majority of Nigerians believe that once you can get married and have kids you’ve achieved the highest level ever to be accorded to you in your lifetime.

Very myopic

peacefulhome:
I want you to explain this part better . That word is ambiguous.

He just needed some people to type ‘sorry’ , ‘eiyah’ , ‘e go better’ etc because it would make his morale high enough to tackle the expenditures waiting for him ahead of the repairs

Starz825:
I had a terrible dream overnight about one of our presidential candidates....I won't mention his name...

Pls pray for his soul....that May God keep him and forgive his sins....

These guys are also human beings....they need our prayers....

If you won’t mention his name then why are you mentioning the dream here? You want me to pray for who?

Better close ya mat and go back to sleep and this time try to dream of a better Nigeria and not funerals

ImperialYoruba:
Naptu,
Please clarify. In Yorubaland it is possible for household members to belong in different parties and still function as family.

Obi and his followers are intolerant of diversity. If they were it should not be an issue that husband is LP and wife is APC.

Close your mouth >: for him to allow his lawfully wedded wife to support tinubu means he is unworthy of working with Peter Obi of Labor Party.

He should be rooted out immediately

[quote author=Okealaaye post=116778833]I've been thinking since I first saw this Obi interview on CNN. How can any sane person make it a goal to promote this mediocrity? We're talking about Nigeria's president for goodness sake! And it seems to me that he's reading from a prepared script. They said he's going to be much like Obama. Imagine Barack Obama was the one being interviewed here!

I interviewed Nigerian presidential candidate @PeterObi on his plans to revitalize #Nigeria’s economy, combat violence and unify the country. @OneWorldCNN | #PeterObi pic.twitter.com/vOjfGcNWV7

— Zain Asher (@ZainAsher) September 16, 2022

some more your tears taste awesome on my tongue

Cyberterror:
The national chairman of a party is just a ceremonial figure head in elections. It is the state governors who do the heavy lifting if you know what I mean and I am pleased to inform you that Bola Tinubu has all his bases covered

You mean tinubu covered the ‘bases’ of all his chairs with nylon so that whenever he pees or poops it will be easier to change and clean abi?

We totally applaud this initiative from the batist himself

I love this thread

Ijaw vs itsekiri + uhrobo

Let the tribal bashing begin

lhordspy:
And by now i guess you should have been able to figure out the group of people from an hate-filled region am talking about.

You mean people from your region abi?

Yes na, We sabi them wella

lhordspy:
First of all before replying you? Are you !gbo?
If yes, you should be ashamed of yourself. You have no moral justification to ever call Nigeria your country.

He doesnt appeal to us like a unifier

Is that not a key xtics of an extreme tribal bigot.

Think sir. Think.

See the three sentences I highlighted above from your previous post. Does it sound like you’re interested in the same unity you speak of?

Tinubu was never relevant in the first place. That’s why he was about to be relegated to iragbiji during the apc primaries.

He’s lucky he had his bullion van still parked at bourdillion if not . . .

PS. He’s still very irrelevant today

lhordspy:
Why is it that anyone that seems to not share the same ideology as you guys are always regard as 'wasting their lives' or of 'odd mentality?' .

Must we all sleep and put head same place?

You want to vote in someone that will destroy the country and you want others to leave you alone because of freedom of speech or democracy?

wolebest:
To sleep on short notice is really good, particularly for someone who is always on the move via air travel.

Body no be wood!

Why didn’t he sleep on the plane?

smirn:
You that is not stupid, how can you justify your claim that he is sleeping?
Must you make your contribution with insults?
Anybody has a right to support a particular candidate, that is the beauty of democracy, it must not go your way.
Please learn how to respect others especially when you are in a social platform like this.

If I find out you’re about voting for a sick old man who is corrupt I will insult you even to your face for the sake of the country and our future generations

Rawlings120:
i just want someone who will change Nigeria to lead. But in Doing that I will never mock old age and nature cos I wish to grow old too. Just my one scent. Thanks.

Let the old man go home and sleep in his own house and not aso rock.

mejai:
E no go Paz am. Last week or thereabouts, I mentioned about it here. Once in awhile, make we dey inspect these things on our own. Kazzems are out to kill and make money.

If anyone here has ever been to an auto electrician at least three times since taking acquisition of a vehicle I guarantee you 80% that if you go to your fuse box and scrutinize it properly you’d definitely find ‘bridged’ fuses in there which is a sure recipe for disaster

To be fore warned . . .

Thurmieee:
Amen
Engine fuse box gone, AC panel gone,wires gone

This is the result of using ‘wire’ to bridge a defective fuse instead of changing it. Sorry bro.

Buckeyemedia1:
Maybe you just started watching cable tv? I remember Aeisha Sesay of Cable News Network, interviewing Yaradua in 2006, and I remember telling myself, just look @ the living dead Nigerians want to make President

Yaradua? The president who made progressive policies in leaps and bounds before his unfortunate death? That’s who you were yabbing before he even entered aso rock?

Chai! Truly, This urchin is cursed with supporting the worst leaders available at every turn in his life.

Kreddy:
I experienced this few months ago. it's on Friday afternoon, I've been knacking this girl since morning,she came around 10qm, it's my friend house though. we started the doing that kind 11am after she'd eaten the bread and milk with soft drinks I bought for her. I didn't even eat anything through out the day until I reached home around 10pm I almost fainted.
I wanted to leave her to take my birth and prepare for jum'at prayer that's around 1pm but the daughter of jesebel insisted that she can't stay alone. Then I gave up on going to the mosque,then she started touching me again then prewwwwww,my third leg rose like$ we started nacking again. Then suddenly I noticed the girl was emotionless,not responding to touch again. I began to shout thankfully I was the only one in the whole building,none was around to help,thus,I comforted myself and hurriedly lay her down the floor from the bed, then started fanning her with my t-shirt. She really looked dead but the fact that I could still feel her pulse rekindle my hope. After few minutes she regained her consciousness
One who thought I was in the oven the way I was sweating eh. Since then when it comes to sex I always time myself. just 20mins then I go pack my thing. I can only go on marathon sex with my legally married wife

Be careful, later one person from a ‘supposed’ medical field will come here and say you’re feeding others bull

plaindealer:
The man is so dull and unintelligent, it's really embarrassing. Putting this olodo on that kind of global platform to parade as a presidential candidate in Nigeria is a disgrace and national embarrassment.

The man couldn't even answer simple and elementary questions, it's either is vacuous in the head or he lacks comprehension and credible cognitive skills, they asked him a simple question and the fool gyrated to irrelevant and [pointless issues.

The woman even gave him an opportunity to list specifically how to deal with the issues facing the Nigerian economy, but as usual, he repeated the problems the woman just mentioned instead of listing his own ideas and solutions, he also mentioned agric land i the North and how we should tap into it when in fact the same losers are still talking nonsense about Tinubu saying we should pay attention to agric and grow more corn and cassava.

The man is just too dumb and mentally fradulent.

Talk true, you cried profusely while watching that interview abi?

Nyamuri:
"We no dey give shishi but we go give LAMBA"

Cry cry baby

Baby no dey shame

Ghostrye:
You were lucky, not everyone who passes out will wake up without medical attention...
I know i shouldn't even be shalayeing to you, but I'll advise you not to feed bull to others

I’m here trying to sensitize fellow brothers about the possibility of encountering a situation and you’re here dwelling on ‘probabilities’ while labeling my experience bull ?

An experience you’ve never had before is that why you’re calling it ‘bull’ ?

Ignorance they say, is definitely bliss

sarrki:
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The wailing is hereby declared open

It’s like your quota system education is still worrying you. At your age you don’t understand percentages in maths

Pathetic urchin

Nyamuri:
News anchors are advised to take cover once a certain candidate does this with his mouth.. because of the LAMBA his known to drop

CNN has not even aired the interview with Peter Obi yet and you’re already crying?

And the whole wide world will be able to tune in to watch our incoming president live on CNN.

God bless Peter Obi

Chai! Premium tears loading for batists today Imagine that the whole wide world will be able to tune in to watch our incoming president live on CNN.

Even buhari, Atiku or Tinubu have never been interviewed by CNN till today. What do they want to learn from the ones who are qualified to ruin a nation?

Up Peter Obi
Up Labor Party

Down agbadorian urchins from the land of the fallen Cassavani

Nlfpmod come and see oooh, leave mynd44 to join his fellow cub munchers to cry

No wonder he behaves the way he does.

He is a sunken ship

Re No means ‘come and see’

Omo Kiri means ‘small goat’

Come and see small goat

Ghostrye:
Wow, how would I even know...
I guess being in the medical field comes second to having encountered such a situation once.

You were lucky mate, just don't risk it.

It’s not a matter of being in the medical field or not. It’s something that if you haven’t experienced before no matter who or what you are you must be confused

How can someone who is engaging in an activity with you just fall asleep abruptly in the middle of the activity? Breathing normal, temperature normal and heartbeat/pulse at the normal bpm?

When it happened to me I thought I had killed the lady. Wore only boxers and tip-toed to call a particular neighbor who was a guy living with his cousin, they came and assessed the situation and started saying “ah . . . You don kee person pikin”. Then he put his ears to her chest and heard her heart beating and said we should calm down, that she’s still alive and breathing. We shook her, slapped her, yelled her name lie lie, no response this was happening around 1am in the midnight.

They even suggested that she was a witch and she has carried my sperm to their coven for meeting, that my own have finished in this life. He sent his bro to run to their room and bring onions to cut and pinch the liquid into the lady’s eyes in case it was epilepsy or convulsions that was wrong with her but lie lie, still no response.

It was when the younger bro decided to run and start packing their load to travel the next morning before police got involved in the case that I and the elder one were brainstorming about what to do with the body of the girl then suddenly she woke up and sat up in bed looking at the both of us, confusion visible in her eyes. We were both surprised and were just staring at her back with our mouths wide open fear on our faces. It was after like 10 seconds that she held her face and started crying that her eyes were paining her that we were shaken out of our trance.

I didn’t even allow her stay one extra second in the house, I told her to wear her clothes and pack her things and leave the house. This was about 1:30am. I was already sure in my mind she was a witch and she has successfully used me in their coven. I chased her out at that unholy hour and then attended church unfailingly for the next one year trying to cleanse my spirit in case my sperm was already sitting on Lucifer’s table in hell.

It wasn’t until 5 years later that I got exposed to the true happenings of that night in a journal I read that explained the phenomenon of ‘La Petit Morte’ , I suddenly grew cold and knew I messed up. I disgraced that poor gentle lady for nothing. Such a beautiful lady.

Truly, ignorance is a disease. I still pray to see her one day to beg her for forgiveness. She told me she never dated and I thought she was lying not realizing that she had a sexual condition that hampered her relationship with ignorant men.

JewsAreSatanic:
Why are Igbo men so low on dik energy that their women are turning to dykes

James brown and bobrisky are from what tribe again?

Ghostrye:
Your talk is dead on arrival, how can you, as a layman, differentiate between "La Petite Mort" and any of the more serious, potentially fatal medical issues that she might be having, ranging from and not limited to cardiac arrest, asthmatic attacks, or even neurological disorders.

Abeg, if you knack and the girl passes out or in unresponsive, please call for help to avoid stories that touch

If you’ve never encountered such a situation then keep quiet until you do. There’s a clear difference between little death and all those other medical conditions you listed up there.

Ocholu:
This is a very dangerous advice. People without any medical licenses will just be spewing trash.

Guys, if you girl passes out (stops breathing) during coitus, the first thing to do is CPR. The idîot that I quoted was just lucky. You may not.

Did I say the lady wasn’t breathing? Of course she would be breathing and her heart beating but you won’t get any conscious response from her no matter how much you try. If you’ve never given a woman orgasm then swerve and not attack people who have.

I envy you. Your ignorance is truly bliss

I once had an encounter like this and it wasn’t funny. I thought the lady was dead but her heart was still beating. I had to call my neighbors to help me but when we were contemplating on what to do with the body the lady came back to life. It was a memorable night.

Guys listen up, whenever you’re having sex with a lady and she passes out or faints and stays like that for a while, please don’t fret. It’s simply a situation called La Petite Mort aka The Little Death and it affects 5% of sexually active females on this planet.

This situation occurs when the female is experiencing an orgasm, she goes into a state of partial coma and won’t respond to touch, sound or any external stimuli until the phase passes (usually after about 10-15 minutes).

Many ladies are plagued by this peculiar condition and it makes them withdraw into themselves for either fear or shame but I want you guys to understand that this condition exists in our society today. When next you’re having sex and the lady acts like she’s dead , please don’t panic. Just take a few minutes to refresh yourself and get ready for another round when she wakes up. You just succeeded in sending her to cloud 9 and she will be very grateful to you for your understanding if you learn not to freak out during the episode.

And as for the ladies that have this condition, I want you to know that you are very special and beautiful. I understand what you pass through during intercourse and I will do my best to sensitize my fellow brothers as to your plight.