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Hugoboi:
I try to stick to full synthetic to avoid stories that touch. I ran my 09 2AZ Camry from when I got it at 78k to 215k on full synthetic and the engine remained pristine and sludge free. The Honda came at 32k genuine miles so it’s full synthetic for me. Engine too cost, I can’t shout

Oga your vehicle will love you for this. No need to shout at all at all

FASASI1:
If not that you are a big fo:l and you must be mad did you see me cursing anybody idiot

This September sweet die

iLegendd:
Your opinion matters, dear.

The Yahoo boy part got my attention. Kindly elucidate let me learn a thing or two about how we are similar .

New knowledge is never a crime, Sir. Thanks.

It’s actually quite simple really

YOU chat females up for emotional benefits

YAHOO BOYS chat females up for monetary benefits

Same strategy of chatting (joke, coerce, lie, brag, profess feelings) for totally different end results. In fact I won’t be surprised if the same yahoo boys are a large percentage of folks who patronize your works here, your teachings are in line with their profession.

Makes scamming easier for them

papiilo:
I swear he's a clown, lonely jobless man

The difference between him and our local yahoo boys is not so much sha.

Yahoo boys (wey no even sabi speak good English) go chat oyibo up and oyibo falls in head over heels in love so much so as to send hundreds of thousands of dollars or come to visit and take the nigga away.

This op only chats to puff out chest and have one or two quick rounds of sex

I think he targets a niche, young teenagers fresh out of secondary school. He will get their attention with his stories like flies to sh1t

hardbody:
I sought you out twice for a project and a thesis, sent messages and received not even an acknowledgment. Thankfully i worked with another person on this forum with whom i shared the same information with you. I am not sure what to make of this your advertisement. I have from the experience continued to refer interested persons to the other lady who actually responded and eventually worked with me. Attitude takes us to a higher altitude.

Why can’t you do your academic work by yourself?

Later you will puff out your chest and call yourself a literate

You’re just setting yourself up for shame and failure in the near future

sgtponzihater1:
if one decides to study, then they should put in the work. Having someone write your thesis and project, while you carry a certificate you did not work for is worse than plagiarism in my opinion, should be a criminal offence.

This thread is glorifying malpractice. Everybody should study and write their own academic papers. Seun why are your mods sponsoring fraud in the educational sector both home and abroad? Do you know how many people have been stripped off their certificates because of things like this? Do you know how many have been prosecuted and jailed?

Nigerians ehn . . . Everything na wuru-wuru for here

Hugoboi:
I saw a lot of this in the market when I was looking around for oils but I didn’t trust the authenticity.

It’s going to be very hard to produce fakes of the Honda genuine types of engine oils that luvinhubby stocks. The container/can design is niche/generic and not profitable to reproduce on a large scale unlike mobil oil cans that you can even pick on the ground.

Hugoboi:
My mechanics are Syrians and they categorically advised me to stick to Total oils. According to them, 90% of Mobil and other imported foreign lubricants sold in the Nigerian open market are fake . These guys have been in the business for over two decades here in PH and they have no affiliation whatsoever to Total (at least to the best of my knowledge). Before now, it was Castrol 5W30 for my Toyota back to back for 7 years.

Ahh me i know fakes abound in the market these days. They fake these oils even from abroad and package them before exporting and It’s easier to distinguish the Nigerian fakes from the foreign ones. This unhealthy practice became rampant circa 4 years ago.

Now me I use the mobil semi synthetic for two oil changes and then use the full synthetic for one oil change. I keep cycling it like that so that the full synthetic can at least clean some crud in the engine once in a while. It helps my pocket and the engine in the long run.

Me I can’t come and kill myself oh

mejai:
But u see yeyegbami......

him go just come from nowhere perch observe the brewing vawulence, quote you and post two simple but practical words . . . DROP IT then him go fly commot go dey watch the thread like hawk dey enjoy the flames original werey

Even bazoo self dey try give reasons for him own vawulence, but you see that yeyegbami?

yeyegbami no send you oh . . . DROP IT

When I asked mfm to schedule my friend yeyegbami’s vawulence deliverance they said his own case it’s only an anointed bishop that can handle it . . .

that if the spirit per adventure overpower the bishop that we should schedule pope directly for the deliverance

but hope still dey for am, shebi we get bishop and pope for this thread, na JOINT SESSION dem go run am for him matter

but him must change if not . . .

quam9997:
Okay.. so basically for like a week whenever I try to reverse my car. My infotainment goes off and immediately the steering becomes stiff.


Not until yesterday evening, I wanted to turn and all off sudden the steering wasn’t moving and each time I forcefully moves it, it drags me back and Almost immediately my infotainment will trip off and on too.


I don’t know if this is clear enough but in essence it felt like I could not turn, reverse or even drive the car as the steering was static, not until I turned off the ignition and on back .

Did you swim through floods recently? This issue is electrical since it’s intermittent. Is your power steering electronic? Check your fuses to see if any is bad first, even relays can mess up at times.

Hugoboi:
LOL! I just serviced my '15 Accord with Total Synthetic Future 0W20. The oil alone cost me 37k at Total Service Centre at Slaughter, Port Harcourt.

Wow nice. I’ve never tried these total oils before.

But if I had 37k to spend on engine oil I’d have gotten mobil 1 instead so far it’s original. I trust their brand.

valentineuwakwe:
Of what essence? School wey not even make sense.....glorified sec sch wey dem turn to higher institution. Abeg make dem go sidon.

Just talk say you try to chase their beautiful girls but dem no give you face

It’s the girls you should be angry at and not the school itself na

Op your heart is only beating twice now just by looking at her melons and boot abi?

Don’t worry, it will beat three times as fast by the time you open your eyes and see the devil himself beckoning on you to walk with him through the vicious gates of hell fire

Keep on looking you hia

73O9:
Tell me something.
Do you need to size him up or this call out is about your money?

If pearl is looking for mrjaydee it’s definitely not about the bet he and cheerful did because cheerful won him fair and square in it (even though pearl tried many times to call white black)

It must be for something else.

Felicity001:
That thing almost burnt my my MB Benz last year as well, I think I bridge one of those fuse abi I used a 30volt fuse instead of a 15/25volt or there about. Immidately I power up the AC waiting outside for the cabin to cool b4 I entered the next thing I saw was fire from the fuse box beside the steering oooh... It was good that saved me... Thank God I was in the neighborhood with my area guys na so one use mouth kwench the fire oooh. The fuse box burnt pkata pkata.

Since then any thing bridging or not using the right fuse I don't try it at all.

My own was a simple case of bridging the fuse for the central locking mechanism of the vehicle. I was driving and then noticed smoke coming out from somewhere under the dashboard omo, if you see the danger mouse driving I did to get to the shoulder of the road ehn. . . I cut across 3 lanes of traffic on the highway without even checking side mirror lol

I ended up thrashing the whole central locking of the vehicle and had to replace it. The former one caught fire after some of its wires melted. I went to check the fusebox and noticed that indeed the fuse was joined with wire once upon a time.

I pray nobody experiences it, especially in motion. It’s crazy I tell you.

BAZ001:
For d last time see ur shine shine head don turn to diagram with labels

Bazoo abeg let it be the last time. I remember when Donfortune was scrutinizing the head and I went even deeper to label the crevices ever since I dropped my findings on that head the man went mute and I immediately realized I turned up the vawulence level to the extreme. I immediately felt bad.

It wasn’t my fault but the devilish spirit of vawulence that entered me and I want you all to know that my subsequent deliverance session at MFM was a success and I am finally able to embrace peace

And to everyone else here, If you’re struggling with the spirit of vawulence I suggest you schedule a quick visit to any MFM branch near you. This worrisome spirit literally packed it’s belongings ready to flee even before the pastor got to where I was standing to lay hands on my head

Now I’m a peaceful man you can be like me too if you want. It’s a wonderful feeling I tell you.

cc yeyegbami and mejai

Jamesbiodun:
Which one be intestine disorder again

Many things can affect every part of the human body. Whenever you have a problem with a part of your body it’s usually called a disorder and it’s actually very common.

In fact, if you check this thread well you’d see some people who are battling various mental disorders above. You can say a short prayer for them if you feel benevolent but I’d just refer them to yaba left if I were you

Afamed:
One was telling me today, that The late Queen Elizabeth invited Peter Obi before she died, that the Queen promised Obi to sign a letter that the Nigeria will be supplying UK free crude oil if Obi becomes the President but Obi refused to sign.
You can't beat these nonentities to their stupidity

I’ve told you before that if you want to drink and discuss politics try and go to a reputable bar and not iya Kabiru’s ogogoro shack at the inner corner of main park

Now just look at how you wasted your life sitting with hardened agberos and touts and they’ve told you rubbish in your drunken stupor. Just talk how much shekpe you bought to drink so we can deduce your mugu level accurately

strangest:
So it turns out that the real picture was photoshopped by the agbado group of companies in order to prove it was right for agbado to sleep at meetings

It’s a lie. Don’t tell me they went as far as photoshopping that picture

Post the one you said they photoshopped so we can compare

Betanaija42moro:
APC is a national embarrassment. They now resort to posting fake news against PO.

APC and Festus Kayamo a supposed SAN Photoshopped Peter Obi's picture, claiming he was sleeping in a meeting.

Now the real picture has surfaced online

It’s a lie. Don’t tell me they went as far as photoshopping that picture

Post the one they photoshopped let’s compare

KikBuhari2Daura:
Your candidate is intellectually poor, the other one is sleeping in Gombe

Clarify the candidates you’re speaking about please. We all know tinubu and Atiku have nothing to speak of hence their refusal to give live interviews for the whole nation to see.

You must be an urchin Welcome to the group chat, I’m just on my way out. Enjoy

1 minute of silence for this op before 1st of October when he will drink the sniper he has been keeping in the fridge

The sniper will be the last cool thing he will feel before his journey to the eternally hot place reserved for people like him.

Reinaldo:
All the commentors above are smart people

you’re smart too

seunmsg:
Irredeemable obituarists trying to force the Mr Salako, the Labour Party chairman in Lagos state out of office so that they can impose an Igbo man as replacement.

Lies, blackmail, propaganda, falsehood and bigotry are the hallmarks people of the Obituary movement so I’m not really surprised.

For you, a self confessed bat-stard to be this worried about another political party and it’s chairmanship issue then it means that truly that man must have been a spy/mole planted by apc to cause confusion in the midst of Labor Party.

Thank goodness he was found out before campaigning starts fully. All your plans against Nigeria must lule by the special grace of God

Someone close to Atiku should tap his shoulder and whisper to him that we Nigerians do not need his phantom benefit.

He should retire to adamawa or dubai in peace.

ObosiUkwalla:
Stop indicting yourself you urchin. Nigeria even lost more as obi used the minimum average price as at July

As in ehn . . .

The guy has truly lost it. Imagine shooting himself and buhari in the foot just to try and tarnish Peter Obi’s image

Such a futile waste of sperm and 9 months labor by his parents.

thebosstrevor1:
it also means he is a liar

because is fact are not accurate


almost all the revenue from oil according to nnpc data was used to settle oil subsidy

I am sure you missed that

But aren’t you not the same person who wrote up above that ‘the price of crude changes every day? ‘

So because it was $110 yesterday and it’s $115 today and it can become $95 tomorrow makes someone like Peter Obi a liar for quoting the average price of the commodity?

Chai!

Op all those accounts that support tinubu before the primaries are still active.

They just hibernated their main accounts and opened alternate ones to be shouting ‘ipob’ and ‘zombidients’ upandan while abusing and insulting all who want the best for Nigeria so that in case they get banned it won’t affect their main ones.

Check out a chief urchin like Mannabbqgrillz who has gone awol and now uses his other numerous accounts to be spewing gibberish everywhere in support of the agbado batista We all knew he would deactivate his account before the election but this is indeed too early

MasterJayJay:


I was expecting you to debunk that government officials are among those stealing our oil. That should be the crux of the matter.

Whenever we tell people that agbadorians are senseless they shiver in doubt but just look at it here

See the op querying the price of barrels instead of pinpointing who exactly is stealing the largess from our crude sales. It’s like them use this ‘fact check’ of a thing swear for these people from the land of the fallen Cassavanis

The useless army left the human beings they were supposed to track down and catch and went into the market square to start burning the stores and shops of innocent citizens out of hate

Then another useless human being up there on this thread is blaming nnamdi kanu for it. Kanu that is enjoying cold AC and premiership match in DSS duplex?

Na wao

Our incoming president