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BAZ001:
You again ?
Are you not dsame person that called someone
Semi-illiterate black African migrant.

Now you are questioning feli certificate?


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Nor be my fault baba. If you see the way I burst laff as i read say person wan go buy thyroid ehn and i been dey office oh

Na so oga Boss waka come my cubicle dey ask me if i dey okay at all with him big bald head wey be like dem rub ororo ontop

If you see the way piss come start to dey hungry me that time ehn... na oluwa help the man say cheerful never show dashboard yet

Thank God say i don collect hamper already sha I still get hope

Felicity0001:
Okay, so my reason for going to mechanic village, trinity yesterday was to work on my car and I finally got the right solution to the problem after about 3months of use.

Suspension noise from the legs during oscillation on bad road and vibration of my steering when break is applied on high speed.

Culprit was the break disk, steering, lower arm bushing and thyroid.

Changed one lower arm bushing last week 3k and 1k for pressing.
Transport to ladipo from my house 1.2k
Workmanship 3k (the mechanic na yeye guy but my correct guy I only use him for emergency)

So I decided to get yesterday's job done by my specialist mechanic.

Gave him 12k to buy the breakdisk, thyroid and nuckles
2 BD
2 thyroid
2 nuckles all tokunbo.
Workmanship 4k.

Destination trip to mushin the blow empty to Apapa, road was very free.

So who was the guy that changed his breakdisk the other time on his Corolla how much did you spend fixing it?
Lets compare the price with my Benz

feli the word you’re looking for is Tie Rods aka SWAY BARS lol

The thyroid you’re writing about is a gland in the throat of a human body that’s prone to disease which makes it swell up if dem give you chance you go write PSYCHOLOGY as ‘Sikology’

Second class upper Chief hoodlum I hail you main-main

rennylaw:
Thank you so much for this quick response. The car has a 4 cylinder engine.

The mechanic working on it has fiddled a lot with the injector mouth that houses the throttle body and when the car wants to accelerate at times it feels like it is loosing power . Again if I turn off the engine and I am about to turn it off almost immediately, it comes on but I will have to press the acceleration pedal very hard before it comes fully to life.

Rpm when warm is 900 rpms but when the ac is turned on it goes back to 500 rpms.

Thank you once again as I anticipate your response.

These are classic signs of a faulty IACV or it’s wiring

You should get an electrician to check if there’s continuity from the IACV to the brain box and if that checks out then you may need to change it out for another functional one

But that’s just a guess, get a scan done asap

tamdun:
O boy, u no get work?

Don’t you know that trailing bmc zombies and cleaning up after they’ve vomitted their oral diarrhea is a full time job?

ThinkinFaculty:
Murderers!!! Off with their heads!!!!
Can you imagine a 20yo wants to learn how to defraud people....only in a bloody country like this

All I can say is; Trust a Yahoo Yahoo boy at your own peril

Ogbeni be calming down with the ‘offing of heads’ chants

Remember this is OGUN STATE and afonjeezeezz don’t play whenever they hear that noise

emitope:
It used to start normally. But last night it didn't. It just kept dragging and 'stopping' without starting.

Easiest things to check are your spark plugs and fuel pump for starters

emitope:
Good evening sirs.
I noticed my Corolla 09 has been dragging before starting in the morning for like two days now. I came back home this night and i put it off to open the gate and this car refused to start. It just kept rolling and dragging without starting, it had to be pushed into the compound.
Pls sirs, what could be the cause?
Thanks in anticipation

After it starts ‘dragging ‘ would it start normally after you leave it for a while or must you push start it every time or do you jump start it with another battery ?

rennylaw:
Good morning house.

I use a Honda accord 2005 EOD. Ever since I bought a new compressor for the AC, the car's engine trembles seriously once I turn on the Ac and the engine is idle. But it runs perfectly if the car is in motion.

I have checked the engine mounts, and they are still okay. Can you please provide a hint on what the issue is and how to fix it.

Thank you

Is it a 4 or 6 cylinder engine? When last did you service your throttle body

What are your engines rpms when warm both before and after you switch the ac on

icu4:
Lol imagine someone smashing your babe with all those styles. you won give OP hypertension

Wetin man go do naw

SegaWarrior:
Thank you for this, regard drinking can I drink energy booster?

Yes you can also chew kolanut or alligator pepper and such too.

But if after everything you catch your self dozing just ONCE ON STEERING my brother just try to park and find somewhere to sleep deeply for just 30 minutes. You can tell someone to time you and wake you up the sleep timer starts once you start snoring and not when your eyes close

SegaWarrior:
Safe trip Bros, please what advice do you have for me as a beginner into Long distant driving, I drive perfectly manual car within town but not used to interstate Travels. How do I improve and become perfect in long distant driving? Thanks

Please share with me your experience.

Watch the road and your gauge cluster carefully as you drive two signs you’d never want to see are an overheating engine and low oil pressure signs. These two signs are not dangerous to your health but can make you sleep on the road and pay heavily for a tow truck

To dodge real danger to your health and safety -

Keep your speed moderate and reduce it when it rains. Indulging in races is a recipe for disaster

Your tyres really matter so make sure they’re all in good condition and you have a functional spare with the tools needed for an emergency change

Give cars ahead of you enough distance so if they’re involved in an emergency you can evade them on time

If you’re driving at night on unfamiliar roads follow the car in front of you tyre for tyre by observing their taillights so you know when to swerve or slow down

Don’t drag lane with trucks on the roads or at holdups or checkpoints. They will bash you happily and you can’t fight them

Eat light and drink more. It’s better to stop to urinate than shit

If possible don’t travel alone and if you’re sleepy find somewhere to park and sleep for only 30minutes and continue your journey. The sleep will run away till further notice. Don’t drink anything or chew kola as it isn’t as effective as the sleep itself no matter how short it was

Don’t drive directly behind trucks as their tyres can pick up and fling debris onto your windshield

Don’t force forcefully to overtake especially while on high speed or in a one way lane

If your car unfortunately breaks down clear properly off the road and use your caution signs and hazard lights

Don’t argue with police

YeyeBoyfriend:
Good afternoon everyone,
Pls I just scanned my Honda Accord 05 and these codes popped up

cp09747
cp0713

Whats the issue related to such codes

Reason Doe scanning was because when I start the car and put gear on D it takes time to engage

P0974- open in shift solenoid valve a circuit
P0713- open in atf temperature sensor circuit

If you haven’t done so recently go ahead and change your atf fluid and also clean the solenoids too.

I will also advise you to check the wirings at the solenoids and switches as well cause it might be loose or something else

Nozino:
With this English?

Someone who doesn’t know the difference between BEING and BEEN should have a rethink concerning venturing into writing I’m certain he writes I AM as AM

Let him manage the 2,500, the employer even tried because he’d have to engage someone else to make corrections after op has submitted his ‘soft work’

toyini1234:
I'm so so sorry Sir. I never knew that before I posted on Naira land my grammar and spelling had to be pitch perfect.

I'll go through your posts on naira land , to improve my fluency in English.

I apologize once again.

Your grammatical errors alone are enough to terminate your writing career

Only heaven knows whatever you wrote and submitted hence the reason you were shortchanged

This is a simple case of selfie pose gone wrong

helinues:
Why not answer my questions without carrying goal post Mr Politics

Bmc zombie who must always comment on igbo threads

Don’t you think it’s better to commission toilets than to commission IDP camps like your own state government does?

osato45:
Abeg why e be say my car ac when I just recharge on friday here dey only cool well for morning and night. In the afternoon if the sun is out and hot it isn't as cold. The car na v6 2006 honda accord

Low Freon or weak compressor

GAZZUZZ:
Your thoughts?

Ahhh easysunny na wah oh. As at a year and a half ago you once posted of seeing same blue smoke exiting your exhaust system. Why didn’t you mention this information before?

If truly you’ve only been using the 5w20 weight of whatever oils you buy on your engine since purchase then I’d advise you to switch to a well known synthetic 5w30 brand and then add a can of liquimoly MoS2 anti-friction engine oil treatment in your next oil change and observe your exhaust and oil levels too.

I suggest you rule out any cylinder wall damages or subtle oil leaks by running your engine with the liquimoly additive first before thinking of using heavier weight oils or attempting an engine rebuild or swap


Gazzuzz thanks for the exposè

k2kay:
Any idea how it can be removed or connected properly? Thanks.

Talk to a seasoned auto electrician and he’d know what to do

easysunny:
Pls house help! My car, 2008 Honda Pilot recently brings out blue smoke from exhaust when I accelerate. I recently changed engine oil, that was on October. I used Hardex 5w20.
However, I didn't use the car often because I wasn't around. It was mostly packed.
NB: I used the same Hardex 5W20 earlier & didn't have any such issue.
Aside the blue smoke coming out from the exhaust, no other issue seen.

What could cause the blue smoke coming out?
Do I need to change the oil again?
What should I do?

Thanks

You said you used the same hardex oil before without issues right? Changed it out at October and then parked it for a while before finding out that it’s puffing out blue smoke?

I’d hazard a guess that one or more of your piston rings is stuck or your pcv valve is bad. To rule out the rings sticking you will have to perform a leak down test on all the cylinders just before you perform your next oil change

Do not change to a higher weight of engine oil until you’ve pinpointed a bad cylinder wall as the actual cause of your oil burn.

k2kay:
Some one pls help before my village people finally succeed on this car, I drive a 2005 Honda Accord. The problem is I remove the battery whenever travelling to places in which the roads are quite bad. When I return and start fixing the battery, the car attempts to and sometimes start on its own with the key in my pocket! What could warrant this

Your car might have been installed with a remote engine starter by its previous oyibo owners. You can either remove it totally or reconnect it properly if you wish to utilize it again

teeste:
You are not a good writer

Were you expecting to read a paper back novel?

Op wrote, we’ve all read, purpose of thread has been completed

if you are experiencing difficulties with comprehension then you’d have to take it up with your primary school English teacher

Op the child was ALMOST starved to death by the CREDITOR and not the DEBTOR

This is inhuman, a suckling baby denied food because it was born by a less privileged single Mum in Nigeria

Okay oh

Child trafficking from Ijebu ode to jos alongside Abuja two fully loaded buses oh

Westerners have learned this one very well

See the usual monikers above harping about the guns and bullets but will never near the issue of the trafficked kids

And I just paid 2500 for a Loss of ID card affidavit last week

Ignorance is indeed a Very bad thing

Nothing to see here just by products of a skullarship examination

Kmcutez come and mark their scripts please

olukaygold:
Wow...Thanks for this boss

Remember to only use original Honda fluids on the car for everything except maybe the usual dot 4 fluids for brakes and the correct weight of engine oils

Accord is cheaper and luxurious if you can get an exl trim plus bigger and more power

For fuel consumption Where you’d go with a Corolla with 4K fuel an accord will carry you with 5k

olukaygold:
I'll work on this then,im a type of person that hate following trends, though apart from using the car for uber,I'm also it buying cos of luxury,something moderate cos of my tall stature without robbing the bank which I think honda is modest with good interior and relatively cheap to purchased.

You can use the Accord for hustling so far it’s tokumbo

It’s parts break down less often and apart from changing the engine transmission power steering and brake fluid after purchase you shouldn’t be doing anything other than checking your front lower arm ball joints every 6 months

Plus it’s not a thief vandal or ritualist magnet

Felicity0001:
Cheerfulgiver don suffer for una hand especially you and gentlelife50, donfortune and co.

Pride and arrogance like I told him is what is killing him now... I just pray he retraces his steps and make peace with those he has offended so he will get back to his feet again.

E go shock una when he comes here to post the dashboard of a million in a few days time.