₦airaland Forum

Felicity0001:
Pls what info is needed on the address space.

Put amupitan olalekan zeal’s home address linked to the bank account

Kmcutez come and carry your backyard brother oh

Jeezez on d beat

They have given his slot to Abdul and Fatima from katsina who scored only 23 in their own jamb exam

Let him try again next year or change his state of origin

Ebonygeek:
In the sane vein, men with small pencil dícks don't deserve young fresh spinsters.

Actually fresh virgin girls have no problems with a pencil dîck niggà

It’s only the wide borehole sisters that have major issues with the poor fellas

These people are just playing with their lives

Bandits knack you bill since weeks and you’re doing strong head to pay?

Una better pay up fast fast before them bandits begin dey climb okada dey come una side for their midnight procession

Hmmm another one today

kmcutez come and see what’s happening in your backyard

Ifeanyi366:
Please I don't know if mine is a transmission

I have a Honda Accord 2003
When I throttle gently my gear engaged fine but when I floor the throttle down, it moves only to hear 2.
The car just revs on but but doesn't engage gears
Assist please

If you continue driving it gently does the gears reach 3,4 & 5?

Chai

It’s better to peddle drugs than to dismember and sell human beings or involve in Terrorism

kmcutez:
Yeah. That’s why all your kins outside South East are running away from you guys, and refuse to join your Biafra, because the Biafra passport will become totally useless after enough drug peddling.

Nigeria passport is already useless but that’s story for another year. I’m not holding brief for or against biafra as well. I’m just stating an opinion that if I was ever presented the choice to stain my own passport and given the above options

I will jejely go to my backyard and sell ‘igbo’ to train my family peacefully. Yes we like money but we also value human life more

Wasn’t there an npower affiliated monika on Nairaland?

One that’s supposed to warn folks about things like this early?

flames007:
Guy, what in hell's realm is wrong with you.

Don’t mind the guy

He doesn’t know that to kick someone with ‘safety boot’ would be more painful than ordinary rubber rainboot

All I know is that in igbo land Agberos don’t have uniform

Godons1:
What does the East contribute to the Economy?

Contribute towards this Economy that they will all still loot?

No sah
Tenk yu

Haven’t you heard of ‘national cake’ before? You are waiting for donation

esnbrutality:
We know all these things ...and soon we go catch dem in action and they wont escape.

We have been exposing their lies and propaganda for years yet they stubbornly keep acting the fool

Even the anti ipob bmc zombies are fed up with their bullshit but need their 30k urgently so keep mute

Lol see op happy that igbos are not employed into the federal government and civil service sectors like other tribes

The mugu doesn’t know that most men from that side have 2 by 4 cubicle shops that generate their millions in a year

Shebi government are already saying they can’t pay some people December salaries. That one no concern igbos because they generate their own salaries without hoping on anyone but themselves

hollah123:
i will prefer to vote for shekau as President than to vote an igbo man.

U think u can hate abi,u go meet us for there

That’s the spirit we’re on the same page

It’s better for you to vote in a fowl than to mistakenly give your mandate to an Igbo man because your darling Nigeria will become divided into over 20 pieces before he even appoints service chiefs lol

hollah123:
what happened to the south east that igbos have ruled

Have u forgotten it's still d poverty capital of the south
Don't forget they are still giving 500 to those who give birth in hospitals
The orji u will present ran abia down till today
The Peter obi stole with his teenagers name

So what's difference in what they are doing right now?

If the east is the poverty capital of the world then the west will be the poverty capital of the continent and the north will be the poverty capital of the universe

I’m telling you brother it’s a very shameful something lol

Don’t forget to safeguard your vote

Never ever vote an Igbo to be president oh

oyatz:
Who is going to give the presidency?

Ahh na today? See the kind question you’re asking

No be human beings vote buhari in twice? You don forget say mugu full Nigeria well well?

You might even be one of them self

So far the igbos don’t rule Nigeria will keep on sinking deeper and deeper into penury until it implodes

But mistakenly give the Igbo man the presidency and watch the speed at which he will declare Biafra

Igbos have been blessed to have the foresight of knowing when something isn’t feasible or sustainable anymore

Wanna Guess what they are seeing concerning Nigeria?

helinues:
Lead a protest against the government he is supporting.

Sometimes, one have no choice to wonder what normally inspire the wailers

See them whinny about subsidy while their region is in turmoil.

Oshisko

Oshe supporters fan numero uno

Na your type go dey for stadium dey beat drum celebrate super eagles after dem score themselves own goal

If only sense grew on trees...

Nairaland was a faceless forum for a while until Seun added the avatar feature to our profile page. That is where the usual folks upload their pictures.

The one that quizzes me is some known monikers who are in a habit of putting up theirs in the comment sections of various threads regularly

Yet nobody has ever come out to hail them out of familiarity. Imagine a person posting facial pictures weekly here on Nairaland for years and till today nobody has ever come out to say they know that person from church, school, neighborhood, work, dream, etc

Some of these faces end up on the front page or trending sections garnering thousands of views yet no single person recognizes these types of people who post their pictures for us to see. Maybe they’re staunch introverts or don’t have friends or family using smartphones. Maybe in reality they wear hijab or turbans to mask their faces lol but They have become Nairaland local celebrities

The day I mistakenly put up my photo on this website i know that my phone won’t rest because I’ve got many friends, colleagues and family who are fortunate enough to be educated and over half of them get dragged to Nairaland daily.

I thought that was the idea

It’s called ‘multiple choice‘ for a reason right?

Op I’ve read your three instances and the only mistake you made was ‘not fukin’ the lady

If not sleep won’t be far from you even if you’re in church. a reverend will fall asleep in ashewo house if he didn’t set alarm

Wow

I’d still say it, the only people enjoying this south east sit at home are the federal and state government workers/civil service employees.

Do you think it’s easy to have Saturdays, Sundays and Mondays as weekends in this day and age?

Their Northern, western and southern counterparts would be steaming with envy this season

Left for igbo salaried workers Nnamdi Kanu can rot in dss dungeon for as long as buhari likes

Hmm

Many are mad

Few are roaming

We need such here on Nairaland

If rats and cockroaches can live comfortably in soak away then what’s stopping snakes from doing same

Barbiturate:
I finally scanned my car today and this is what it showed.

The mechanic said the catalyst is there but it's not effective.

Any advice here pls!?

Mr Bazz and co

A bad oxygen sensor can also trigger the po420 dtc code

If you know you like your country then never ever give an Igbo man the presidency because he will immediately use ruler and divider to cut this country into pieces before he even appoints service chiefs

Bewiseedet:
You equally can't win without scoring a goal.

You never hear of OWN GOAL before?

Honda is a Japanese brand isn’t it? of course the motherland version would be stronger but the American version might have more ‘buttons’ than it’s Japanese counterparts