₦airaland Forum

Monogamy:
Wait, why are you fond of accusing people wrongly?

You have totally derailed from the thread and be attacking others..

People with this kind of mentality don't go far in life aswear

it may be easy to offer water to a thirsty monkey,

but who will get the cup back from him?

the house fowl says that it is because she was not present at the last general animals meeting,
where it was resolved that her offspring should be the item used by humans for their cheap religious sacrifices.

shebi Jesus christ said he is coming back again?

well unless he is born by another virgin in nigeria, our hope is very bleak.

but for arguments sake, forget about his return or the current pregnancy/child birth mortality rate,

do you know the probability of finding an 'engaged' virgin woman in nigeria?

ahhhh, so now you finally see why everyone wants to japa to obodo oyibo abi?

good for you son . . . good for you

Monogamy:
And what's the meaning of what you wrote cos this is incomprehensible

and finally we have come right back to the topic of our discussion.

it is incomprehensible to you either because your display screen is not clear/faulty or you have literary comprehensive issues which could also be psychologically induced.

and as usual, i still strongly suspect the later to be your case

Monogamy:
You have been busy abusing someone who is not on this thread, you added me join even though the thread is not related to personality but how people came about their monikers.

I really don't know why some of you guys are always in an aggressive, pain, bitter moods all the time.

Life is too beautiful than all this

but if you didn't like what i wrote about the so called helinues you can as well go ahead to report that particular post naw,

abi nor be so?

this life is really that simple for those that understand it

op oya use your hands and hold your two ears and drag them very well so you can pretend to hear the next words i am about to write below;

remember chidinma ojukwu!

you can leave your ears now

udele1:
Yes . Am i making sense?

but everybody knows udele never makes any sense naw

Monogamy:
How is it logical to hide basket in a tummy?..

Yet you claimed your reasoning is right today...

Chai

helinues, the famous nairaland lunatic says,
he knows very well what he is doing,
it is only what is "doing" him
that he is not so certain about.

the mad man says he has a lot of activities to carry out for the day;
there is the long trek along the highway,
the dance to be performed in the market place,
the thatch roof house to be set ablaze,
tue chasing of dogs and goats and chickens,
there is also the conversation with the spirits,
the broken pots to be gathered,
and many other things that he has to do,
not to forget THE MADNESS THAT MUST BE PLAYED!

Monogamy:
If your reasoning today is fine, how come you knew someone's mirror is dirty? How come you are aware about others having psychological issue yet you never spot yours?

You are not telling the truth...Open your mouth and let's see what you have been drinking..

toh

you cannot hide pregnancy by covering the tunmy with a basket.

hmmm, op let me ask you. was she standing on a dark street corner wearing a skimpy cloth and saying "ssssssss . . . hey, fine boy. come naw. make we see" with her chest and hips puffed out while grabbing your hands and pulling you towards her as you walked past the first time you saw her?

if she didn't act that way then she is not a prostitute but she might be tue upgraded model.

we call them olosho now.

Monogamy:
I just did what you said but na Monogamy still dey appear oo..

Even though we are in weekend, don't tell me you have started the drinking early...

on the contrary, no drink, smoke or drugs for me yet today so reasoning faculties are just fine.

but you on the other hand must either have a dirty mirror or an underlying psychological issue not to recognize familiar objects in your view.

and i strongly suspect the later

ol boy. you been sabi say your bro na modern tyson yet you come dey yab him babe for him front? nor be die you dey find so?

but this guy must have had anger issues, knowing he was a champion boxer he should have showed a bit of restraint while arguing with his bro. maybe throw a jab but draw the energy of his punch back a bit for the sake of family and his brothers face.

no matter how strong a boxer is or how many belts he has won in tournaments;
he should never spar with the fresh bunch from the oil palm tree

Monogamy:
Everybody ? Is Monogamy included in that everybody? Cos really want to know who the guy is?

ah that's simple naw. if you have a mirror, stand in front of it and open your eyes wide to see helinues in the flesh

Monogamy:
Who is this helinues you guys have been likening me to?

everybody knows you are helinues.

remember how you were cooking and testing this monika when the old one was about to expire?

Monogamy:
I dislike people messing around...

helinues even you?

Fahdiga:
That's the place they built the park now. I've forgotten the name of the park. You can do everything about computer and other stuff at the park. That time they used zinc to do the fence. You just come negotiate and stay there and collect or you take her home

you be guy man sha, na corner 44 inside garden park be dat.

come
pay
carry
go

Bobbyjay001:
who still uses the volkswagen beetle? It's been a long time i saw it on our roads.

op wants to start using it. he is asking for cheapest engine car to buy.

tomorrow anybody you see driving ijapa, just know say na op therefore it will continue to be on our roads by God's grace.

e been get one 'corner' wey me and my guys dey usually save cash to dey go carry ashi that year 2004 for o'town . . .

who fit guess the name of the joint?

oga there is nothing like vehicle manufacturer that has cheapest engine. engine price is always by the year and model of the car.

the cheapest car engine in market today might be the volkswagen beetle own

saheedbadmus:
The sausage (hotdog as we call it in nigeria ) is made of grounded meat or pork..but checking the sealing of the sausage if u se hallal written on ot ,the it means it's being made from grounded beef and not pork

oga hotdog is an oyibo stuff oh, e never teeh wey we start dey focus on am here in 9ja.

fyi the term 'hot dog' in traditional nigerian parlance refers to a steaming plate of properly cooked or fried 404 (aka dog meat) marvelously garnished with assorted spiced herbs and usually accompanied by a big mug (aka 'who send you') of freshly tapped palm wine

you can ask our akwa-cross natives for more literature concerning this topic if you like.

Felicity0001:
This might be my last comment here.

wait oh, my friend abeg drop the second monika you say you used to use and cause kata-kata for them in agric section for me here before you run go.

abeg,

i wan check something fast fast

then you can go in peace

this thread is sweeting me, the violence is intoxicating.

is his name really obi eluwa? or . . .

wow intersting.

thank heavens this thing does not happen in 9ja, if not na cow for dey fall from the sky.

Buckeyemedia1:
The primary aim of the Military is to defend the unity of Nigeria as mandated by the constitution , why do you think the Military always seize power via a coup d etat when civilians show they can’t guarantee the unity of Nigeria ie 1966, 1983, before Nigeria breaks up, the Military will take over the reigns of power to restore order, go & study & stop deceiving yourself.

you say what? army's job is to defend the unity of a country? are you serious?

i thought the army's job is to defend the country from external forces and also to keep the peace.

in which constitution or rule book wasit ever mandated that the army defends unity?

na wao

na today nyash dey back?

that ibb's famous quote comes to mind . . .

simple.

search for the monika 'seun' here on nairaland

visit his profile page and click follow then send him a pm.

he will receive it in his email.

redcliff:
actually the most appropriate thing to do os to wrap your condom and throw it in a wastebin.

unfortunately that is a recipe for disaster in the nigerian environment.

when you are abroad with oyibo you can do what is proper but not here where witches and wizards fly at night.

abeg make una free am. he just returned from the south west on a state sponsored 'skullarship' scheme.

shegun4sur:
You're a blockhead.
Common sense you get so?

oya do somersault and land with your head