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op learn when to use 'am' and 'i am' while writing english language for the world to read. i wonder how people go through primary school and graduate to university without understanding this basic aspect of writing. some graduates self do much worse so what am i even saying.

as for your problem of excesive generosity, read the proverb below

a kind-hearted woman living close to the main highway,
gets to feed every passerby

this is exactly how to blow money.

when your wife delivers a bouncing baby boy, the first gift/toy you should get for the infant is a soccer ball. the walkers, toy guns and baby clothes should come after.

chai onyeka onye edo, onye shi-go-oshi je le chineke nime anya ya? rip

he who takes no note of how he climbed up a tall nepa pole,
will have just as much trouble getting down from it again

only heaven knows how hungry and disheveled you must have looked for someone to dash you food without you asking

you be man. just within a space of a few months you are already making the right type of tunes, garnering the exact type of audience you need in your celebrity career. congratulations and more honey to your throats.

put in more work , do not let thefew acolades you have received so far get to your head. don't be like some nairaland local celebrities who show us their faces, family, food but achieve nothing and know nobody in their real lives.

paramakina202:
At least they are protecting the commander in Chief of Nigeria armed forces both here and outside Nigeria.
The first primary duty of ESN should be to protect their C and C first before anyone else.Kanu cannot give us what he doesn't have that is scam.
They can't even protect themselves as they are being picked up like rabbits.

shut up, the army has a duty to protect every citizen equally and not only the commander in chief. zombie like you. from now till 2023 esn or ipob will never quit their vood works for south easterners wether you like it or not.

PrincessGlow:
Legally adopted son is same as your natural son in the eyes of the law, with full rights and privileges of son

okay then so far the court was involved in the adoption process then that kid will be the heir.

although i don't think that decision will eventually sit well with the 'village people' dem lol.

there is fire on the mountain

PrincessGlow:
Simple: ADOPTED son. Do you know what adopted means?

school me please

doggedfighter:
Please, read

i read it very well before responding.

PrincessGlow:
This one does not understand the question

what was there not to understand?

any child the man makes with a woman who he wedded LEGALLY is his heir no matter the age difference

it is a pity, let the brothers marry their sisters then.

the cock says he is sorry for men who have to pay the bride-price to get wives;
in his own kingdom, it is simply a matter of the ability to RUN and dazzall

kano state that has their cut off mark pegged at < 30 are the ones still filing in droves as if they never attended classes or understand how to hold biro? kai, over 90%. tomorrow zoo quota system government will make them lead federal parastatals and make laws for their sinking country.

one day 9jarians will get tired of dragging the north along.

lol. this news is very funny but seeing the picture of the car that has made its owner N10 million naira richer makes it hilarious as f**k

9ja police can disappoint for africa

hush wey don become like 5 different people bitch by now. dem go don burst him nyash tire. by the time he comes out and start posing for insta pix again you will notice his bumbum has become bigger because he will be wearing layers of pampers by then lol same with other fraudulent forbes motivational speaker cum business man obinwanne.

mompha get luck

suspended? so he can't wven do 'charge and bail' again for now? too bad.

you self challenge them. stand up and start hitting your own frying pan and pot together too. show the spirit that your own juju pass their own. their own na for outside while your own na inside. dem go run go the next street affer that night.

what is the name of that so called friend who kept the igbo mans half a million? what was the property? in short give us the name of that igbo man let us cross check our records. for an igbo man to be a landlord collecting over N150k pounds as far back as 1960 his family should be well known today. igbos hate lies, we love truth, thag is why we need proofs. lots of lies have been told concerning our history and that should stop.

if a puppy dog has once been stung by a bee,
it will flee from the mere sight of a ladybug for the rest of its life

yes it is okay so far the marriage is between a man and a woman.

well said. let esn continue their wonderful works in the bushes and forests ofthe south east. imagine our elected leaders who created ebubeagu to do the job but yet can not come together to finance their rag-tag outfit which made their poor members come out last week to decry their state of hunger and lack of direction lol. ride on mnk. you are a genius to your people.

the single goat owned by nine different people quite often starves to death

a man is said to be truly successful when other people write about his achievements and sing his praises while he isn't even aware of them doing it.

kudos to wizkid

omo, this is a very huge theft, i pity the investors. they will not sleep well for a very long time.

on a side note i heard the national assembly have earmarked over N370billion for the renovation of their complex because of their leaking roof. imagine, just for only renovation oh, that is N999million X 370 times. kai, 9ja na wah. as if the salary those thieves in the nass recieve from the budget isn't enough now they have padded this new one. do they wan to bulldoze the whole compond and start building and furnishing afresh? and buhari approved it. chai

the youth who is sent by his father to steal noisily breaks the door with his feet.

so no be only for 9ja this kind thing dey happen. only heaven knows how many years this bridge had been standing before its eventual collapse.

from the short fence-bridge a man constructs you can tell the wickedness of his heart

i remember the way this op was all over NL crying like a baby when fulani was measuring his backyard to use for their ruga lol. after ruga died down he dried his tears and began to asslick his apc and buhari again. shamelessness is a sin.

one does not take back ones spittle from the ground and lick it

call one of your friends that has mind, release the dog, when it runs towards your friend let him unleash a solid ronaldo screamer free kick to its chest and see how your dog will be behaving itself from that moment onwards.

ypu say you bought the dvd player new and yet it did not come with the disc. then you asked around andother who had the new dvd players wont sell the disc alone to you. is it not safe to say that the person who sold you a new dvd without the disc has scammed you? or was it a tokumbo dvd you bought? talk true.

ask if anyone here or around you can help you with their own disc, maybe even the sellers for a token, borrow it, go and buy an empty computer cd, go on a pc with dvd burner and copy the cd onto your empty disc and return the original back to the owner.

good luck

autologic:
It is a evaporator not a condenser, see the whole view

oh my bad. continue with your good works bro.

$100 is equal to 1 year in kirikiri maximum prison in 9ja. but facrook lawan who took a whooping $500,000 bribe got only 7 years? the delivery of justice in this county is upside down and this ticking time bomb will make this contraption implode in no distant time. how canbjistice be selective in this day and age and we are hoping for the country to get better. miracles seldom happen even to core believers but 9ja is a pagan.

you do not search for a virgin in a hospital maternity ward

this new trend of 9ja thespians leaving the tv screens and jumping into politics is astounding.