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op this thread miss road oh.

who or wheredo they play paintball in 9ja?

copy paste kee u

the cow says that he only voluntarily follows the man dragging him by the rope;
for if he refused to follow, surely the man could not forcefully carry him!

i thought it was only igbos that were landlocked

you cant cover up pregnancy by covering the tummy with a basket.

see how i rushed to see how cheap it was and instead got a very huge disappointment

the anus may indeed make a good flute,
but who is going to blow it?

AdaSunshine:
Gangsterism!

One of things we have to be thankful Nigeria is not notorious for.

so all the news of cultists killing and maiming themselves here in 9ja hasn't come to your attention till now?

truly the staring eyes does not always see.

the madman says he has a lot of activities to carry out for the day
there is the long trek along the highway,
the dance to be performed in the market place,
the thatch roof house to be set ablaze,
the chasing of dogs and chickens and goats,
there is also the conversation with the spirits,
the broken pots to be gathered,
and many other things that he has to do,
not to forget the madness that must be played!

if you jam this girl on the road and try to chyke her, she will just hiss and walk over you

spare the rod, spoil the child.

a young man who throws his father up in the air
will have the old mans scrotum blinding him

only army bring war
only army bring peace

how are we sure they are truly ipob or esn members? zoo police and dss operatives na wah for una.

later airforce will be entering the bush, navy will be swimming in the desert and army will be flying upandan and having plane crashes.

ndi nzu-zoo

op asked question about evaporator but included a pix of condenser.

i did not want to answer the question oh, i just wanted to point the above fact out to intending participants of this wonderful thread.

all buhari supporters and apc loyalists but not all apc loyalists support buhari.

he who eats the testicles of a ram, owes a debt to the disease of an enlarged scrotum

Haakeem:
Rubbish!!! breast milk was made for babies not a full grown man.

wrong! breast milk was made as food for all and sundry by God but scientists later found out that it contained some properties that was required for proper growth by infants.

think i am wrong? then why do you drink cow milk? why not leave it for the poor innocent calf to have its fill? or you feel cow milk is different from human milk?

was that a flash flood? they knew that particular stretch of road always gets this flooded after moderate rainfall yet drove their lexus straight into it because the base is asphalt abi? i pity the brainbox of both the cars and drivers.

he who goes a-fishing, owes a debt to getting wet

Haryhomyidhey:
me too i can't waste time just checking my gallery and looking for the picture i used, then mind you, my signature is long. Please just check it.

the man who dances to flute music played by a woman, generally goes prematurely to the spirit world

post the picture and write the signature here. i cant be wasting my time and data clicking on your name and seeing it there when it is easier, faster and cheaper to see everything here and now.

oya do the needful shrap sharp

lol. village people have located the guy in yankee through twitter with vpn. they will sack him and maybe prosecute him for being silly. imagine trying to chyke the lady but ending up unemployed. fear women oh, it is not all of them you talk to anyhow. mammi water and ogbanje plenty for internet too.

before you aim a throw-stick at the fruit bunch, you must show the sky your face

lol. maybe its dss officials that directed the lecturer to set that particular question in his exam. they are looking for students that answer it correctly so they can kidnap them for further questioning. ndi iberibe

if a chicken egg cracks a palm nut, the stone will hide its face in shame

op can a leopard change its spots?

nobody should indulge this op in his madness abeg. i know it is difficult but please try. thank you

males shoud keep off from this thread. it is for females only.

take note

lol he is your husband, before then your fiance and far before that your boyfriend. he has full ownership rights over your boobs and the milk therin. wasn't he the one who got you pregnant and made your udders start leaking? see woman, if it comes down to it, your husband has grrater claim over those mammaries than your child, afterall the child would soon outgrow the boobs in a few months but oga's own is forever.

remember that a cock that one way or another grows to full maturity, owes the world a duty to crow.

lol 9ja na wah

the madness that has taken to dancing in the market place, has gone beyond a cure

wonderful so finally i can now go to denge pose for my mammi water ex girlfriend who left me and ran back to the river. i can only imagine the look on her face when i pull up to her coven on their benin stream with my aviator specs and press my horn 3 times.

if i no carry that her tilapia mouth sister go house that day make i know why.

aieromon:
Pressure switch
AC compressor relay

thanks. God bless you. so nothing like a thermostat or something that can measure the temperature of the cabin included in the components that regulates the compressor cycles abi?

a dog is a man's best friend (except men from calabar), to those ones dog is just 'mans best meat'

biden has to mourn his dog just as kanu mourned his own too.

op you are like my younger brother.

he loves graphic images well well and even downloads and keeps thwm for later viewing. videos too. he adores horror films.

it sounds somehow tobtye ears but normal so far as there is no temptation to indulge in perpetrating any obscene crimes.

if an iphone was locked with passcode whenit was stolen, can the phone be used again by the thief in any way possible? will find my iphone still be able to work on it?

op can't you see the dark brown branch of another tree growing adjacent to that plantain? the boy is sitting on one of the branches well hidden b the leaves of that plantain.

op go out and buy ibuprofane, colorado and new gilette twin blade shaving stick and chuuk inside ya mouth. highest N500 you don commot am. hospital and surgeon wahala will cost one hand and both legs oh.

may oluwa heal you

truly ipob is worldwide.

i want to see oduduwa and ibom people do their own rallys and murals in foreign countries too.

the zoo should be taken by storm if these organizations are serious wih their ideologies.