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i will burn candle for weeks and study/cram for exam and score 120/200 but will not get admission.

somewhere else, in the same examination, somebody does "mini-mini-mani-mo" and scores 3/200 and gets admission into the same university on their merit list

isn't it crazy? if somebody does not understand the basic study of something then how can that person grasp the advanced study of it?

any structure built upon a substandard foundation will never stand the test of time hence the situation of nigeria today.

be like the craze woman na former army.

she dey wear camouflage lol

na wah

So because someone didn’t flush his condom well you now want everyone to be throwing theirs inside dustbin?

What of tomorrow when you lodge and see floating shit inside the toilet? Should we then be wrapping it in nylon and throwing inside dustbin too?

To nod you Dey hungry me

only hell understands the level of hnger that can make a human being see a rat and think it is a rabbit.

i mean, look at the ears, the tail, the color etc. the difference is soo clear to full bellied people

space booked for further deliberation

please nobody should indulge the op in his madness.

i know it is hard, but please try.

thank you

denials everywhere

now that mnk has been caught and sunday is on the run let us see if the problems that bedevil this contraption called a county will subside.

SenorFax:
https://www.nairaland.com/6630429/hands-understanding-yorubas

That's your mate

if i click that link let my left nyash bend lol. copy whatever it is you want me to see and post it here.

sleep dey catch me, no strenght or time

DoggoneDogg:
Your true colour is gradually coming out...

dont mind the yeye afonja. we all see through his gimmicks here.

very soon ibarapa and igangan will be over run with fulani herdsmen and bandits now that their hero has fled leaving his wife.and cats behind.

IDP camp 2.0 loading in the south west lol

JooEeL:
That guys job is to denigrate and weaken the morale of the south. I believe he's a DSS agent for media propaganda. It's very obvious to see. Occupying nairaland posts all day for the past 4 years constant.

Then how does he feed? What job does he do? There are many of them like that. They are workers of the terrorist government. They are not regular commenters like you and I.

i have constructed an eye opening expose on that guy, i am watching to catch him online on any front page topic and i will unleash my arsenal against him. he himself knows and whenever i managed to corner him in the past he always cries to the mods to delete my post and ban me with his other nairaland policewoman monika.

dont worry, just watch how i will catch him soon.

SenorFax:
If you think this is the time for tribalism based on what happened to Kanu then you are getting it wrong. Your tribe and Mine (Igbo and Yoruba) are presently the least in Nigeria. And Hausa or Fulani man will kill and nothing will be done, an Igbo or Yoruba will only issue a threat and soldiers will rise to gun them down. Think again, what's laughable about that

oga i have gone through your profile posts and nowhere did i see where you condemned the attrocity of the zoo forces over the case of nnamdi kanu.

why is it now that igboho is on the receiving end that you remember all the stuff you posted above?

a cow thief stealing an unknown cow
could easily drag the beast to its owners house

DoggoneDogg:
Isn't this exactly what Nnamdi Kanu did by escaping when they came for him & murdered people including his dog?

they are going to torture and murder all of igboho's cats lol

one of them better turn into sunday so others might be left alone, if not . . .

igboho is a coward . . . simple

what is good for the goose
is also manageable by the gander lol

i thought the media was calling the attackers unknown gunmen before. so is it now safe to say that the dss used the 'unknown gunmen' ruse to set up ipob and mnk to be labelled a gun weilding group and whip up negative sentiment in indifferent observers? only time will tell.

by the way, what does sheik elzakzaky, mazi nnamdi kanu and sunday igboho have in common? they are all cogs in the wheels of the caliphate in their plan to destabilize and then colonize the entire country according to the master plan prepared by their founding father uthman danfodio. it is very sad seeing southern citizens become willing tools in the hands of their tormentors against their own people.

vulturebbqgrillz, a popular NL lunatic, says
he knows very well what he is doing,
it is only what is "doing" him
that he is not so sure about.

too bad.

space booked

cosby has suffered enough. let him go home and rest

up mnk. all zoo haters can go and sink in fura

brake first, until car is almost at a stand still then you apply your clutch and downshift or neutral your gear.

while driving a manual car, it should never jerk and stall without the clutch unless your tyres are almost at a standstill. if yours jerks while in slow-down mode then check your clutch plate for damage.

always clutching down for whenever you apply your brakes wears down your clutch plate thereby making it require a replacement earlier than normal. alslo you should not be applying your clutch while your car is in motion as it damages your clutch too. you won't feel it is being damaged because you wont be hearing awkward sounds but believe you me the damage is being done.

oyibo dey call am 'riding the clutch' and is a behaviour exhibited by amateur manual geared car drivers.

moriss33:
He had to report u with his other moniker.
You even know the old agbaya wella.
Didn't know the impostor is from benue state buh I know he resides in PH.
I believe he is a paid Igbophobic APC bandit...whose duties include to bash anything concerning the SE & to asslick Bubu.
I feel sorry for the misguided fellow too who has sold his conscience for crumbs.
Later him go come NL begin write epistle 4 people wey never sabi am.

iceyjayz

don't mind him. he is working in tandem with some mods here. he reported my post saying i was against rule 1 (not posting threads in the right section) meanwhile what i did was make a single post/comment on an existing thread and not opening a new thread whotsoever.

i don't blame him sha, he had to flee with his tail between his legs. i will wait for him to post or open another thread again and still copy/paste my earlier query to him. i am not going anywhere yet.

yes our heavenly father in his infinite wisdom never created humans to suffer nor die, the almighty moulded adam from clay, eve from adams ribs and would have moulded other humans too gradually to fill up his beautiful garden had it been that eve didn't connive with the serpent to destroy the almighty's plans forthe human race.

it was after eve played with the serpent and ate the apple that her eyes opened and she saw that the body of that snake resembled an appendage that adam had on himself but didn't know how to use, she really enjoyed how the snake played with her so she had to show adam what he was missing.

it was after adam tasted the apple eve gave to him that his eyes opened to notice eve had perky tits and a nice veejay, he was also pleasantly surprised to find out that his dangling rope had become a stiff and long throbbing pole and after eve proceeded to show him how to hoist his flag he knew he had finally found the essence of his existence. no more eating banana and jumping upandan the bush naked again after that faithful day.

when the almighty saw what his erstwhile faithful creations had become he decided to take a very long break from doing further clay sculpting and rib stealing and cast out his two abominations to roam the world and continue playing with their flags and poles, whatever resulted from their tomfoolery would fall squarely on their shoulders to carry.

so the almighty left his former job of clay and bone sculpting to their hands, but of course eve never realised that she would be 'shitting bricks' from that day onwards lol. how very apt a punishment for her treachery.

oga if you love her then marry her before sending her to school.

a few guys will puck her but because she has a husband they will not tell her to give them some kain dangerous styles like:

standing ovation (aka hold burglary)
roundabout (aka touch ya toes)
snake in the monkey shadow (aka forget your pant and wedding ring in my house)

Q: what should i do with my junior brother's girlfriend?

A: ritual

the fly that has no one to counsel him
usually gets buried with the corpse

let the person relocate to the north. the school cut off marks for quota system olodos is low enough to accommodate this unfortunate jambite

op learn when to use 'am' and 'i am' while writing english language for the world to read. i wonder how people go through primary school and graduate to university without understanding this basic aspect of writing. some graduates self do much worse so what am i even saying.

as for your problem of excesive generosity, read the proverb below

a kind-hearted woman living close to the main highway,
gets to feed every passerby

this is exactly how to blow money.

when your wife delivers a bouncing baby boy, the first gift/toy you should get for the infant is a soccer ball. the walkers, toy guns and baby clothes should come after.

chai onyeka onye edo, onye shi-go-oshi je le chineke nime anya ya? rip

he who takes no note of how he climbed up a tall nepa pole,
will have just as much trouble getting down from it again

only heaven knows how hungry and disheveled you must have looked for someone to dash you food without you asking

you be man. just within a space of a few months you are already making the right type of tunes, garnering the exact type of audience you need in your celebrity career. congratulations and more honey to your throats.

put in more work , do not let thefew acolades you have received so far get to your head. don't be like some nairaland local celebrities who show us their faces, family, food but achieve nothing and know nobody in their real lives.

paramakina202:
At least they are protecting the commander in Chief of Nigeria armed forces both here and outside Nigeria.
The first primary duty of ESN should be to protect their C and C first before anyone else.Kanu cannot give us what he doesn't have that is scam.
They can't even protect themselves as they are being picked up like rabbits.

shut up, the army has a duty to protect every citizen equally and not only the commander in chief. zombie like you. from now till 2023 esn or ipob will never quit their vood works for south easterners wether you like it or not.