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Sports › Re: Lorenzo Sanz Dies After Contracting Coronavirus by ContractKiller: 7:46am On Mar 22, 2020

So you sabi talk sense? Let's encourage him. He's taking Baby steps towards wisdom.

helinues:
Even without contracting the virus, @ 76 ?

Media sensational news about the Coronavirus is worsening the situations.

I stopped paying for cables since last weekend. I can't come and be paying for panics most especially when there are no sporting activities

Sports › Juventus Footballer Paolo Dybala & Girlfriend Test Positive For Corona Virus by ContractKiller(op): 7:43am On Mar 22, 2020*

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Politics › Re: Who Is Amarachukwu Karen Allison. by ContractKiller: 10:11pm On Mar 21, 2020

Is this NGPatriot or NGParrot? Look at how my simple observations have reduced him to babbling like an slowpoke with Downes Syndrome!

NGpatriot:
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Face topic, I'm not interested in your bitter and hateful nonsense..................

Politics › Re: Who Is Amarachukwu Karen Allison. by ContractKiller: 9:58pm On Mar 21, 2020

You mean the fact that this country is run by a barely literate, invalid, stupid fool?
I'm waiting to see how he's going to cope with the lockdown of airports and grounding of commercial flights.
VP Abba Kyari better come up with a good plan for smuggling Bubu out of Nigeria or we'll soon witness the second funeral of a serving president.

NGpatriot:
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[s]Face topic, I'm not interested in your bitter and hateful nonsense.[/s]

Politics › Re: Who Is Amarachukwu Karen Allison. by ContractKiller: 9:47pm On Mar 21, 2020

The anguish and pain is so real. I can almost see the poor beggars tears splashing on his phonscreen grin

We are more than capable of celebrating our own without linking her to a symbol of failure and incompetence.

Failure and incompetence are attributes we'd rather associate with people like you.

NGpatriot:
Do you mean acknowledging the woman for her wonderful deeds is me taking away her achievements?

How rettared and rediculous.

Why are you hateful and bitter no good people so mad and upset about this topic and the brave Dr that you fake igbo and anti-Nigerian people refused to even acknowledge or commend?

I know why you people are mad because she detected the sick Italian gentleman and his symptoms and eventually protected you and kept the virus away from you and your families.

Your prayer is for Nigerians to be massively infected just to be able to point fingers and do your usual anti-government, anti-Nigerian and anti-Buhari nonsense..

How hard is it to recognize and commed one of your own instead of attacking the messenger?
You failed, as usual.

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Politics › Re: Who Is Amarachukwu Karen Allison. by ContractKiller: 9:26pm On Mar 21, 2020

But pro-stupidity elements who are too dumb to accomplish anything on their own will always want to take credit for someone else's achievements.
Let the young Igbo woman enjoy her moment in the spotlight

NGpatriot:
This is about Nigeria,

ipobs and anti-Nigerian elements like you won't understand.

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Romance › Re: Na By Force To Marry(photos) by ContractKiller: 9:18pm On Mar 21, 2020

Always wash your hands.

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Crime › Re: Bandits Kill 16 In Zamfara State; Igbo Man Amongst The Dead by ContractKiller: 3:22pm On Mar 21, 2020

Coronavirus has provided a new way to get your 72 virgins. No need for violence anymore grin

they should just allow themselves to be infected with Coronavirus. After infection they should refuse treatment shikena. grin

AntiChristian abi na lie?

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Celebrities › Re: Kenny Rogers Dies At 81 (Photos) by ContractKiller: 9:57am On Mar 21, 2020

We were born to live before dying. SMH.
Why is nl crawling with brain damaged filth these days?

CAPSLOCKED:
WE WERE BORN TO DIE.

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Education › Re: Video Of Reverend Sister Henrietta Alokha Who Died In Abule Ado Explosion by ContractKiller: 9:54am On Mar 21, 2020

Anyone who can reformat this poor mor.on's brain will receive a prize from me.

Jestin:
The life of a Rev Sister is not easy ooo.....so she nor knack akpaco for her entire life?

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Properties › Coronavirus: American Landlord Suspends Payment Of Rent By His Affected Tenants by ContractKiller(op): 9:50am On Mar 21, 2020

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Mynd44 OAM4J Lalasticlala

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Islam › Re: The Virtues Of The Month Of Sha'ban by ContractKiller: 6:58am On Mar 21, 2020

Bwahaha!!! I'm not a FOOL! A sex maniac cannot offer me salvation!!!

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Romance › Re: I Met Seun Today Pictures by ContractKiller: 5:58pm On Mar 20, 2020

Bros, I'm volunteering! She can stay with me as long as she wants!!

segebase:
Hmm

Islam › Re: The Virtues Of The Month Of Sha'ban by ContractKiller: 4:04pm On Mar 20, 2020

What lesson? I always judge any religion by the moral standards of the central figure in that religion.

If a religion is founded by a wise, servant leader who taught his followers the way of peace and lived a self sacrificial life, I will judge that religion by those standards!

If on the other hand a religion is founded by a morally bankrupt, sex addict, child rapist, plagiarist, illiterate, unintelligent FOOL, I will also judge that religion by the standards of its founder!

That's how I do my own!!!

AntiChristian:
Now you have learnt a lesson!

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Islam › Re: The Virtues Of The Month Of Sha'ban by ContractKiller: 3:34pm On Mar 20, 2020

How many times must I teach you that Oyakhilome, Oyedepo, Adeboye, Kumuyi, Sulaiman etc are just human beings with all the imperfections of any human being?
The only yardstick for measuring Christian conduct is Christ not these characters!

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AntiChristian:
You should have asked your miracle peddlers how many covid victims they have cure!

He was Blind....now he can see.... was Chris Oyakhilome's ringtone back then.

Christianity Etc › Re: End Time : Female Pastor Asks All Corona Virus Patient To Come & Sleep With Her by ContractKiller: 3:06pm On Mar 20, 2020

Gladly! Because this nonsense has nothing to do with the teachings of Christ anywhere in the Bible!
Give me her address, I'll even do the job for free! I won't charge my usual fee of 1 million dollars!

AntiChristian:
Contractkiller go and kill this one from OP!

Christianity Etc › Re: Months After Becoming A Christian, Pretty Saudi Woman Marries In Church by ContractKiller(op): 11:41am On Mar 20, 2020

They are actually 100% authentic sayings of the "prophet" of Islam! Go to Sunnah.com and read them if you're looking for jokes!

ZhiosonWind:
Most of these pictures make me laugh and wonder if they are actually true.

Islam › Re: The Virtues Of The Month Of Sha'ban by ContractKiller: 10:38am On Mar 20, 2020

You mean camel urine and black seed is not working anymore? grin

AntiChristian:
Ramadan remains 36+ days!

For those of us that still fast from Rajab to Ramadan + 6 Shawwal,

Shun those innovations! The Prophet never did that nor did he command any of us to do that!
All innovations is misguidance.

Do not suffer yourself for nothing!

We ask Allah to accept the little good deeds we do.

May Allah guide us and our leaders aright.

May we defeat Covid 19 and Lasaa illness soon.

Aamin.

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Islam › Re: The Virtues Of The Month Of Sha'ban by ContractKiller: 10:37am On Mar 20, 2020

I thought you guys would come with humor for us this morning. Please don't disappoint with your next post. This is too dry grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Months After Becoming A Christian, Pretty Saudi Woman Marries In Church by ContractKiller(op): 9:53am On Mar 20, 2020

You don't just "care less", you "think less" as well! grin

No wonder you reason through your backside like a camel, when your idol is a notorious kleptocrat who enriched himself from being in public office! grin

Stupidity will always attract stupidity!!!

helinues:
These days I have been really feeling funky...

Do you know why?

Lots of those who we didn't know about their existence always having sleepless nights about us.

Definitely, that's the same way Tinubu,Buhari, Osinbajo and co are feeling about wailers.

It's your time, it's your life.. Enjoy with it

We care less

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Christianity Etc › Re: Months After Becoming A Christian, Pretty Saudi Woman Marries In Church by ContractKiller(op): 9:44am On Mar 20, 2020

You were obviously looking in a mirror when you came up with this grin

You're right, NL was beautiful without your presence!

Now you're back and you brought the stupid back with you!

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helinues:
And Mikel made them to?

Who will fire his best player because of Coronavirus statements, at worst they will ask him to apologise.

Life is beautiful without morons

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Christianity Etc › Re: Months After Becoming A Christian, Pretty Saudi Woman Marries In Church by ContractKiller(op): 9:33am On Mar 20, 2020

Have you seen the latest news? Turkey has suspended its league grin

So that makes you a............... The word begins with i and ends with t. grin

helinues:
Humiliation or you guys didn't know latest about Mikel?

How many of you was aware he has been changing clubs lately like diapers?

67 appearances in 3 years with 3 clubs?

Just 4 goals in all the appearances

How many of you was aware that Ballotelli could be made a captain even if it for just 15 minutes.

May be you are the one just coming from your hiding after I edited my post and the unnecessary mentioning stopped

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Christianity Etc › Re: Months After Becoming A Christian, Pretty Saudi Woman Marries In Church by ContractKiller(op): 9:19am On Mar 20, 2020

Hahaha! Welcome back from hiding! So you survived the humiliation you received after the Mikel Obi goof!

helinues:
From frying pan to fire.

Glad to me making use of my free gifted 6 senses without waiting for one daily old books

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Christianity Etc › Re: Months After Becoming A Christian, Pretty Saudi Woman Marries In Church by ContractKiller(op): 9:11am On Mar 20, 2020

I agree. Better than ending up in islamic hellfire grin

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Noerection:
Good for her
She is free to walk naked Christianity allows it

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Christianity Etc › Months After Becoming A Christian, Pretty Saudi Woman Marries In Church by ContractKiller(op): 8:55am On Mar 20, 2020

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Politics › Aftermath Of Mikel Obi Exit: Turkey Finally Suspends Football League by ContractKiller(op): 8:31pm On Mar 19, 2020

Coronavirus: Turkey suspends football, basketball and volleyball

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Turkey has now joined other countries around the world in suspending sport
Turkey has now joined other countries around the world in suspending sport
Turkish football, basketball and volleyball leagues have become among the last to be suspended indefinitely due to the worsening coronavirus pandemic.

The country's authorities had come under mounting international pressure to fall in line with much of the world in calling a halt to sport.

They had also faced continued criticism from some Turkish Super Lig footballers, with John Obi Mikel being joined by Galatasaray's Radamel Falcao and Kayserispor's Bernard Mensah in voicing calls for the league to cease. Mikel has since left Trabzonspor.

Sports Minister Muharrem Kasapoglu, speaking after a meeting of sports federations in Ankara, said: "Within the framework of measures taken against the coronavirus, all matches of soccer, basketball, volleyball and handball have been postponed."

Turkey has 191 confirmed cases and three deaths from coronavirus and authorities had taken steps to try to contain the spread, including ordering sports events to be played behind closed doors without spectators.

On Thursday, football's global players union FIFPRO announced it had written to the Turkish League asking it to "urgently reconsider" its decision to continue matches and training.

"Numerous foreign players have contacted us to say they are uncomfortable continuing as #COVID19 spreads," FIFPRO said on Twitter.

https://www.skysports.com/more-sports/news/11095/11960390/coronavirus-turkey-suspends-football-basketball-and-volleyball

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Education › Re: Coronavirus: Enugu Govt Directs Closure Of Schools by ContractKiller: 5:41pm On Mar 19, 2020

And when will a-bokis wake up from poverty, illiteracy, wretchedness and backwardness?

ProudlyAfarmer:
Igbo people are just waking up...

When the Hausa and the Yoruba have done the rightful since last century...

Shiorrrrrr

Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus: 3 Nigerian Church Buildings That Can Be Used As Treatment Centres by ContractKiller: 5:39pm On Mar 19, 2020

You're the expert on everything to do with having an empty head. Probably because of your genetics.

ProudlyAfarmer:
You are shaking a very big table!

Church empty headed boys and girls will come hard on you

Crime › Re: How Arabs Are Shooting Unarmed Black People In America by ContractKiller: 11:08am On Mar 19, 2020

You go wait "taya" grin

Na dis one dem dey avoid like pig dey avoid bath!

Cruz889:
First to comment �
Patiently waiting for them to land

Politics › Chief Imam Of Ghana: "Muslims May Use Products Containing Alcohol For Coronaviru by ContractKiller(op): 4:10pm On Mar 18, 2020*

Since alcohol is said to minimize the effect of coronavirus, Muslims are free to take it – Chief Imam

By Funmilayo Ayanwusi

Published on March 18, 2020

The National Chief Imam of the Republic of Ghana, Sheikh Osman Nuhu Sharubutu has confirmed that Muslims can take alcohol during this coronavirus period.

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According to him, since alcohol is said to minimize the effect of coronavirus, Muslims are free to take it.

The Chief Imam added that “context of the Mosque ban is acceptable in Islam as even alcohol, which is “haram” in Islam may be taken under some circumstances.

“Under the circumstance, the call by the Chief Imam for Muslims to adhere to the protocols falls under the feature of contextualization. The context within which we find ourselves dictate what we have to do,” he said.

He further explained that there are several texts of the Holy Qur’an that suggest and give an indication of how modest and flexible the sharia is.

https://wuzupnigeria.com/alcohol-is-said-to-minimize-the-effect-of-coronavirus/

Sports › Re: Coronavirus: Mikel Obi's Contract With Trabzonspor Club Terminated by ContractKiller(op): 2:26pm On Mar 18, 2020

Thanks for the advice, bro. Had I known he is an slowpoke, I wouldn't have bothered trying to use logic or reason with him.

GEEBITE:
Surely you have been. "A wise man once told me don't argue with a fool,people from distance might not be able to differentiate" .Next time dont bandy words with him,slam him hard once and move on.He is a paid BOT,he lives on that.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus: Pastor Adeboye Prays, Advises Nigerians by ContractKiller: 9:56am On Mar 18, 2020

Yes, because they're the ones behind suicide bombers, abduction of little girls, kidnapping and banditry.

That your 0.1 brain is really working overtime this morning.

MelesZenawi:
Pentecostal churches are. The problems of this country

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