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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 8:09pm On Aug 06, 2011
nateevs:
Loser!.
are you dissing yourself?
i have taken 4 league titles in the last 5. . . . .you have just 1 title in the last 5 and you dare use the word loser?
grumpy nateevs, grab your dictionary and check the meaning of that word before you address me.
by the way, how many titles did you win last season? grin cheesy


You think only United have a plan. Chelsea are nothing like City.
united rule the kingdom. city is about tipping you guys off the edge.
it will be a very long time before any london club celebrates winning the league title.

AVB has stated that Sturridge, Anelka are Kalou are always going to play as wing forwards. Drogba and Torres as the only central strikers.
Torres ain't looking like being able to get a goal. Drogba's going away for the ACN and in Lukaku, we have an 18-year who can be learn the ropes in preparedness of the eventual retirement of Drogba. And being a very decent player at the age of only 18, he will qualify as home grown.
i see. . . . .

15 pts my arse.
after beating you guys 4 times last season. . . . .15 points gap is correct.
don't sweat it. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 7:54pm On Aug 06, 2011
debosky:
^^ It's quite ludicrous to be honest.

What I suspect is that there might be a flurry of loans/sales in the last few weeks of the window. With the limitations on homegrown players you either keep a bunch of players who will not be able to play while getting paid or sell them off.
villash-boash wants to win the champions league by force. failure to do so and his sack letter is inevitable.
this season is going to be the most exciting ever. fasten your seat-belt! grin
Celebrities › Re: Woman Claims Mercy Johnson Is About To Marry Her Husband! by coogar: 7:51pm On Aug 06, 2011
cap28:
stepping stone to what?? what has he got?
he got mercy johnson - if he can get mercy johnson(nigeria's own sharon stone) then you should know this man has something beyond what we see.

this is a man who married a woman in italy in order to prevent being thrown out of the country, a man who even went as far as denying his own child - what kind of a catch is that?
agreed. . . . .but mercy cannot tell us she did not know this man is married.
mercy knew that - the only thing debatable here was whether the man lied to mercy about the divorce or not.
but it begs the question - why would mercy stick to a man with baggage upon all her braggado in nigeria? shame i say!

I dont know mercy johnson nor the guy but i can guarantee you taht this man did not tell mercy he was married with kids when he met her, it sounds like he wormed his way into her heart hoping that when she eventually discovers the truth she will have no choice other than to go along with the marriage.
in this age of information technology. mercy should have done her own investigation.
where does the man reside? where did he school? who are his associates? how can a woman just fall cheaply from the words that come out of a nigerian man as old as this man without doing proper checks to verify his history. if mercy was my sister, i would chop both her ears off. mercy johnson is not a teenager for crying out loud.

Mercy is now emotionally attached to him and is now finding it hard to detach herself from him which is what he wanted from the beginning.
If she has good family members they should advise her to keep away from this man at all costs because he is  about to ruin her life.
emotionally attached even after she's found out that there's another woman with kids? didn't she say the wedding will proceed as planned even after this woman went public with incriminating pictures of the man in question?

mercy must be genetically foolish.
Celebrities › Re: Woman Claims Mercy Johnson Is About To Marry Her Husband! by coogar: 7:40pm On Aug 06, 2011
cap28:
there would have been no point in her approaching his family members because i beleive they are all in on this scam, this must have been the way they succeeded in fooling the other lady in Italy.
mercy wasn't fooled.
she knew from the onset this man has kids with another woman.
whether this man lied about divorce or not is another matter entirely cos to me, that is what mercy should have investigated herself before saying[b] i do.[/b] whichever way you want to look at it, mercy johnson is a disgrace!
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Her I Can't Marry Her? by coogar: 7:36pm On Aug 06, 2011
I TOO KNOW:
I ACTUALLY LOVE EVERY OTHER THING ABOUT HER  EXPECT FOR THE FACT THAT SHE CAN NOT SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH, I AM AN ARTICULATE AND PUBLIC LOVING PERSON,  ALSO SHE HAS OND AND NOT WORKING NOW,  I HAVE KNOWN HER SINCE 2 -1/2 YEARS WHEN SHE WAS 28YEARS OLD,  I SEE GIRLS OUTSIDE NOW WHO SPEAK FLUENTLY AND I ADMIRE THEM, COS THEY CAN REALLY STAND IN TO REPRESENT THEIR HUSBAND,   PLEASE HOUSE WHAT DO I DOhuhhuh?

IF I MARRY HER WILL I CONTINUE TO HIDE HER FROM MIXING WITH MY SIBLINGS AND FRIENDS WIFE,,,, SO THAT THEY WOULD NOT KNOW SHE CAN NOT SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH?
cut her loose. . . . .find a way to do that.
if your liver fails - let her catch you red-handed banging another chic.
she will get the message and dump your arse.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 7:31pm On Aug 06, 2011
nateevs:
RSC Anderlecht and FC Chelsea reached today, Saturday, August 6, 2011, a final agreement on the transfer of striker Romelu Lukaku. Subject to the results of medical tests and handling the final details between the player and his new club will Romelu Lukaku the current 2011-2012 season from a player of Chelsea FC.

"It is unfortunate that we Romelu - by RSCA discovered and trained - to let go, but the transfer is a win-win situation for the player and the club. The management is committed to finding a good replacement for the lack as soon as possible to catch," said Anderlecht manager Herman Van Holsbeeck. "We wish Romelu luck with the rest of his career."


Welcome to ChelseaFC.
on chelsea's books

-torres
-drogba
-kalou
-anelka
-sturridge
-lukaku

chelsea are not different to man city.
you peops just stock-pile clowns in the name of trying to catch sir alex ferguson. . . . .keep piling them up.

united and coogar are ready for war this time around. it was 9 points gap last season, it will be 15 points gap this season.
Celebrities › Re: Woman Claims Mercy Johnson Is About To Marry Her Husband! by coogar: 7:28pm On Aug 06, 2011
cap28:
Mercy Johnson's best bet is to cut her losses and move on.

This guy sounds like someone who uses women as a stepping stone, he's used the first wife to get italian citizenship, now he wants to use Mercy to get some cash, its time for women to stop being delusional and spend time studying a guy before attempting to walk down the aisle with them.  Italy is one of the worst places for african immigrants to live, blacks very rarely get decent jobs over there, looks like this guy was thinking of relocating to nigeria and using Mercy as his cash cow, the fact that he could even deny his own children is an indication of just how ruthless he is, Mercy Johnson if you dont want to end up like the first wife in a couple of years you better get out now.
more like mercy is the one using him as a stepping stone.
who would mercy fool that she didn't know this guy has someone he got married to previously? let's even assume she was foolish enough not to do background checks on the man she's getting married to. now that she has known, what was her response?
her idiotic pr-peops said the wedding would go on as planned - that should tell you how hopeless and desperate some naija women can be in the issue of marriage.

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=727976.msg8869269#msg8869269 date=1312654954]Hmm ?[/quote]lip-read: what da fucck!!!!
Nairaland General › Re: Do We Really Need Money? by coogar: 7:22pm On Aug 06, 2011
buzugee:
actually without the money he would have lived. it is with money that he has had the luxury to indulge in things that destroy the body. 'i remember when i used to eat sardines for dinner' but now i eat 'steaks and cheese'
this is a popular saying from biggie smalls. when he was poor, he ate sardines (rich in omega 3 fatty acids and good for the heart and organs ), then he got rich and now he can afford steaks ( rich in saturated fats that cause coronary artery diseases ). my point being wealth is what causes the destruction to humans. nothing wrong in wealth but it is NOT THE ONLY THING. it is an accessory not the conduit to life.
you are spewing bollocks, mate
biggie smalls was an overweight child. . . . .eating sardines for dinner or eating steaks for cheese had nothing to do with his body mass index.
without the money, steve jobs would have been a dead man. what is keeping him alive today is his money which gets him the best medical help possible.

if money isn't the only thing - then try poverty.
Celebrities › Re: Woman Claims Mercy Johnson Is About To Marry Her Husband! by coogar: 7:17pm On Aug 06, 2011
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=727976.msg8869128#msg8869128 date=1312653055]Mercy johnson = Husband snatcher
Shameless she-goat after sleeping-with thousands of men both home and foreign wants to steal another woman's wife.Ashewo olobo baby.[/quote]https://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt35/uvbeenpotod/wtf.gif
Celebrities › Re: Woman Claims Mercy Johnson Is About To Marry Her Husband! by coogar: 3:04pm On Aug 06, 2011
hackney:
Exactly.
first of all , we know that for naija girls, its all about money and comfort to the exclusion of eveything else.
the truth and nothing but the truth!
Celebrities › Re: Woman Claims Mercy Johnson Is About To Marry Her Husband! by coogar: 2:45pm On Aug 06, 2011
[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=727976.msg8865794#msg8865794 date=1312602612]Seriously though, are these celebrities really pressed for men hence their resorting to snatching other people's husbands, or is it that they're simply greedy and think they're above the poorer guys who abound in nigeria? huh

Are they afraid of embarassment if they marry a poor but single guy?

They're not rich enough and so must find a rich married guy to maintain their lifestyle? huh

Or is it just sheer malice and wickedness because i know some people think snatching another person's husband is a sign of strength, and maybe they're bitter at some things in their lives therefore dont care whose ox is gored by their actions.[/quote]this is not limited to female celebrities.
most naija women are doing this now. snap any guy that is a tad successful regardless of his marital status or kids he's got.
naija women - i hail thee!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 2:24pm On Aug 06, 2011
StarBoard:
Coogar,
Starting to sound like duduspace grin on Anderson grin grin ; grin
Beware of Ronaldinho comparisons, dude was a flash in the pan despite his obvious talent,
if we don't sign sneijder, this is anderson's break-through season if he avoids injury.
he's been a beast in the pre-season games. he ate barcelona's midfield last weekend. . . . .

Sneijder to City?
well. . . . . . .it's obvious city will put their noses in it.
we have waited too long to decide and i am watching sneijder right now teaching ac milan how to run a midfield.
Nairaland General › Re: Do We Really Need Money? by coogar: 1:03am On Aug 06, 2011
redsun:
Those people in the slum are there because some group of thieves people their birth rights and they are not demanding for it all  because they are ignorant and the ones that stole the people's money and leave people to suffer are the most ignorant.

Money is not something you steal or keep,it is something you spin for the good of all,services are money.
so people in the ghetto are poor because someone stole their birthrights?
sheeesh, this is getting tedious now. i must hit the sack.

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Nairaland General › Re: Do We Really Need Money? by coogar: 12:58am On Aug 06, 2011
redsun:
Being poor is being ignorant.There is nothing like poverty,it is the lack of the basics-Food,shelter,security,continuity,dreams,joy,love and imaginations
there's poverty, my friend. money is the antidote of poverty.
anyone who says money isn't everything does not have it.
Nairaland General › Re: Do We Really Need Money? by coogar: 12:52am On Aug 06, 2011
buzugee:
try telling that to steve jobs. with all his money he has bad health.
without the money, he would have died. good job for citing one out of a million.
how about roman abramovic? adnan khashoggi?
Nairaland General › Re: Do We Really Need Money? by coogar: 12:48am On Aug 06, 2011
buzugee:
besides money ? there is God, love, health, companionship, pastime, hobby, career etc etc etc etc
money covers all of that. completely!

health? money will buy me the best medical treatment in the world
companionship? what the heck! who needs companions with stash under my bed
pastime? you're taking the piss.
hobby? surely, you are winding me up.
career? career? career? my money is my career! what is sultan of brunei's career?
Celebrities › Re: Woman Claims Mercy Johnson Is About To Marry Her Husband! by coogar: 12:45am On Aug 06, 2011
[quote author=aloy-emeka link=topic=727976.msg8865191#msg8865191 date=1312587690]Why are you guys abusing the new couple as if the disgruntled ex wife is a saint?. If the man is cheating on her with Mercy, it will be another story but he has clearly left her but the delusion in her mind will not let her accept it. Marriage and love na by force?. If this man is cheating on her or their marriage is still intact, he will be discreet about Mercy but clearly, he is not trying to hide anything. Was it not the exHusband of Kema Chiwe's daughter who remarried in grand style the other day?. Will he become devil number 1 if his ex wife went public and complain about the wedding?.
Leave Mercy and the man alone. It is better for the first wife to rearrange her life and figure out the probable reasons the man dumped her in Canada. If she is a drama queen, it may be time to meditate upon her life and try change.[/quote]how is she an ex-wife? where are the divorce papers.
in a civilized country, this man should be on his way to gaol for bigamy.

mercy johnson - what a disgrace to womanhood!
the most classless, graceless woman in nigeria. with the amount of able-bodied single men in nigeria, she had to pick someone else's merchandise.
i mean - where are mercy's parents to stop their jezebel from dragging their names in a stinky swamp?
Nairaland General › Re: Do We Really Need Money? by coogar: 12:40am On Aug 06, 2011
buzugee:
are you a communist ?  tongue
he's rather confused!
money begets power. . . . .power = authority.

i want money - all the money in the world so someone like redsun can work as my butler!
by the time he pops alcohol bottles 10 times with his teeth, his perspective about money would change.

buzugee:
trying to kill a fly with a sledge hammer are we ? laying it on too thick are we ? of course money is not the only thing grin you capitalistic vato
what else is there if there's no money?
Nairaland General › Re: Do We Really Need Money? by coogar: 12:30am On Aug 06, 2011
redsun:
Does a man that creates need money?Creation is the act of living and living is the act of creation.
what kind of question is this? do we need money?
do we need air to breathe?

money is not everything, it's the only thing.
Romance › Re: Are Women Truly Incomplete And Unfulfilled Without Husbands? by coogar: 12:21am On Aug 06, 2011
claremont:
She has clearly said she is not engaged, so I don't know what you are on about. Be a man, and pursue what you need to a logical conclusion. Who knows, she may be "the one" for you. If you need any letter of recommendation, just let me know, I am always ready to help my fellow Nairalander! cheesy cheesy
i'd rather get a letter of recommendation from robert mugabe.
Romance › Re: Are Women Truly Incomplete And Unfulfilled Without Husbands? by coogar: 12:18am On Aug 06, 2011
talina:
Im not engaged.Just saying,
so you are available to be checked out?
why don't you introduce yourself formally then?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 12:13am On Aug 06, 2011
chamotex:
I missed it, just got in.
I heard Scholesy scored a stunner?
barcelonaesque shot. first goal

rooney scored a pen.
anderson got the third, welbeck the fourth
mame diouf added the 5th and 6th.

nice match!
Romance › Re: Are Women Truly Incomplete And Unfulfilled Without Husbands? by coogar: 12:09am On Aug 06, 2011
claremont:
@Coogar: You know it's actually quite rare for you to see a Nigerian female publicly admit that it's a man's world, other ladies need to take a cue from this and give us the respect we deserve! cheesy cheesy
naijababe conveys an aura of elegance.

BTW, Talina looks real good with a nice personality and everything. I am just trying to help you out, since DYT didn't quite work out. grin wink
talina is engaged. dyt is still mine!


naijababe:
@ coogar - u don dey madt, abi ?  grin grin grin ;
not madt. . . . .just mean!
Romance › Re: Are Women Truly Incomplete And Unfulfilled Without Husbands? by coogar: 11:53pm On Aug 05, 2011
naijababe:
Definitely a man's world; whoever thought otherwise is either an eejiot or a pretender (take that B!)  grin
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talina:
That is not the same thing
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claremont:
^^^
Ah right, I finally get the point!!! cheesy cheesy Nice to know there are still a few ladies around honest enough to admit this! grin
you want to start chasing naijababe again? she has a black belt in hapkido and karate.

Talina, I have got two lads who I believe are perfectly well-equipped to make the lives of females "complete and fulfilled", their names are Sexskillz and Coogar, just tell me which of them you fancy and I will sort it out for you. I am even ready to sign as a guarantor on their behalf! cheesy cheesy
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 11:44pm On Aug 05, 2011
chamotex:
I am a sharp shooter grin
you saw scholesy's testimonial? wink

anderson is the new ronaldinho.  cool

chamotex:
He looked embarrassed. Fergie murked him
i wasn't particularly happy about how fergie went about it.
daily mail are the cunts not bob cass.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by coogar: 11:43pm On Aug 05, 2011
debosky:
Do you feel like you don't recognise your beloved club so far in pre-season? Well I have some good news for you:

Koscielny injured, may not make the start of the season, meaning we'll probably see JD and Verms tomorrow.

Wilshere and Walcott injured, one of them is likely to miss the start of the season.

Nasri 'muscular injury', may not make the start of the season (if he stays) and Cesc will miss the start of the season even if he stays.

It's so reassuring to know it's the same ol' Arsenal. . . .I was already worrying about our shocking lack of injuries. grin

Also reassuring, we aren't close to any new signings, something 'might' happen next week - so says perennial tease Wenger, while boldly declaring his 'love' for Fabregas. cheesy cheesy

I don't think I ever heard Fergie say 'I love Scholes' but then again, we know that Frenchies are far more expressive than grumpy Scotsmen. cheesy cheesy
arsenal to finish 5th then.
the excuses are beginning to trickle even before the ball is kicked.
gaynners, wenger, arsenal. . . . . . .bunch of pathetic lots.
Romance › Re: Are Women Truly Incomplete And Unfulfilled Without Husbands? by coogar: 11:40pm On Aug 05, 2011
naijababe:
Yes intimacy equality is truly flavour of the month but that does not inherently change the instincts of either gender. A woman innately desires her own little kingdom where's only one queen and that can only be achieved by marriage or having a partner be it he or she
in a nutshell, we should disregard what beyonce says cos it will always be a man's world? grin
naija babe, take my e-handshake! cool


talina:
A woman can have a carrer, a home,hobbies,friends,and even children, but at the end of the day, whos she going to curl up with at night or discuss whats going on in life, and share everyday trials and joys?
let her get a pet.
dog, cat, rat-snake, etc.

hell, she can even go to the nearest pub and pick a stray male for the night.
Romance › Re: Are Women Truly Incomplete And Unfulfilled Without Husbands? by coogar: 11:24pm On Aug 05, 2011
sexkillz:
Suicide? Because of an IGNORANT HOOD RAT  like yourself?  undecided HELL NOOOO! You are not worth the stress! I will just spit in your face and strut ahead with my long-johns. cheesy
you wear long-johns? grin cheesy
i give up.

claremont:
I don't quite get the logic in your comment on this issue. If the "completeness and fulfillment" we are discussing here is translated to mean happiness. Are you saying that the happiness of a female human being is tied down to finding a mate?! If that is what you are saying, then it is extremely laughable that in this day and age of civilisation, people still think this way. Inasmuch as the definition of happiness may vary, I don't believe any of the recorded definitions so far include finding a mate.
i see where you are coming from if we throw this spin into it. . .


are men truly incomplete and fulfilled without wives? if the answer is no then i see no reason it shouldn't be no for the women.
after all, s[i]e[/i]x equality is now the flavour of the month.
Romance › Re: Are Women Truly Incomplete And Unfulfilled Without Husbands? by coogar: 11:21pm On Aug 05, 2011
naijababe:
And what if these are the things that bring completeness and fulfilment for a woman ?
but a woman can still get [i]s[/i]ex without marriage.
a woman can make babies without marriage.

for being the cause of envy to friends and for bragging rights, i just realized that is what you had asked me to ignore in the first place(society's social construct).
Romance › Re: Are Women Truly Incomplete And Unfulfilled Without Husbands? by coogar: 11:15pm On Aug 05, 2011
sexkillz:
Coogar!
That being the CASE, i suggest you SHUT UP! Especially about people or things you dont UNDERSTAND! You dont NECESSARILY need to SHOWCASE your IGNORANCE about people or WHAT they STAND FOR! smiley
why don't just get a strong rope, a beam to tie it to and just do the obvious.
you are distracting me with your pathetic coloured fronts. when people are not intelligent, they use huge and coloured fonts to get noticed.
abeg, stay at the back of the queue. lemme attend to people with common sense first. your case needs spiritual deliverance.

naijababe:
Ignore the social construct of our society for a minute and ask yourself why women despite the advance in thought and horrible stats on successful marriages still desire to be married?
-procreation
-to be a cause of envy to friends/relatives
-high libido in the late 20s/early 30s
-and so on and so forth.
Celebrities › Re: Woman Claims Mercy Johnson Is About To Marry Her Husband! by coogar: 11:11pm On Aug 05, 2011
aieromon:
The man is the issue and not Mercy Johnson since i've never heard of the buffoon.Why do women have to fight each other when they can direct their energy somewhere else?Let her go sort herself with her hubby and leave Ms Johnson out of this.
what kinda of a silly analysis is this?

mercy johnson, a celeb, a role model to some kids who want to become a slut like her, a movie actress entangled with a man that already owns a wife and children. shame on mercy johnson and the entire population of her village. if we had come from the same village i would have disowned her in a lagos high court this morning.

what is mercy johnson's problem? she's not 40 yet.
so with all those ashawo stunts she does in movies, she cannot nail a single man?
hilarious. i urge this woman to go to mercy johnson's wedding with thugs and beat the living daylight out of her including the he-goat husband.

if anyone knows this woman, tell her to contact me.
i know where she can get area boys on lagos island who would the job for a stipend.
arrant nonsense. shame on naija ladies.
Romance › Re: Are Women Truly Incomplete And Unfulfilled Without Husbands? by coogar: 10:58pm On Aug 05, 2011
naijababe:
You really need to quit contradicting yourself and running around in circles so much. Humans are social creatures and as a result desire and will go on to form relationships. The need to form and maintain a relationship/companionship is a basic human instinct and unless you can prove otherwise, do well to quit  yarning opata!!!
this is very true but the question remains. . . . .is it until a woman cops a husband before we can say she's fulfilled or complete?

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