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Celebrities › Re: Woman Claims Mercy Johnson Is About To Marry Her Husband! by coogar: 11:50pm On Aug 06, 2011
cold:
You're missing the point here.You could be earning millions and still have an overdrawn account.All a bank needs to know is your fiscal credibility and they'll be willing to loan you money more often on a short term basis
you are applying uk banking system to nigeria? i laugh in sanusi.
such loans don't exist any more after cbn discovered most banks were owed lots of stash by rich nigerians.
loans in nigeria these days? they will take all your children as collateral.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by coogar: 11:48pm On Aug 06, 2011
proudly9ja:
where's debo and/or dudu to come and console us with all the positives we can draw from the team?
Then Im sure you want to revise your 65% value then. I won't put a value to it cos I want to be as optimistic as possible else they'l be nothing to look forward to grin grin
i expect the big five to improve on their appalling performances last season.
man utd will not be that poor away from home this season. the dead woods have moved on.
arsenal can win 65% of their games and still not win the title but that 65% will certainly keep them in the top four. . . . .so your prayers have been answered. cool
Celebrities › Re: Woman Claims Mercy Johnson Is About To Marry Her Husband! by coogar: 11:24pm On Aug 06, 2011
cold:
bottomline is they're not as poor as make them to be & I insist these folks are earning big,& I should know.I also insist you know nothing about nothing so please remain quiet,ignorance is not bliss
they are very poor. . . . they just do those stuffs out of boredom!
the only guys in the nigerian entertainment industry are those music artistes - cos apart from releasing albums, they do shows and parties every weekend.

how long ago when osuofia's wife was kidnapped and he couldn't cough out 5 million naira or something.
how many movies has nkem owoh done? more than 1000.
kidnap mercy johnson today and you will hear she does not have up to 3 million naira cash in her account.

you think millions are easy to pick in nigeria?
abeg, don't believe that crap article.
Celebrities › Re: Woman Claims Mercy Johnson Is About To Marry Her Husband! by coogar: 11:19pm On Aug 06, 2011
mr cold,
don't tell me you believe all those jargons about nollywood actresses and what they earn. . . .
it's all bollocks!
Music/Radio › Re: Why Do Less Than 1% Of Nigerians browse The Internet? by coogar: 11:10pm On Aug 06, 2011
lalaboi:
From the same CBN that announced that only 38% of nigerians have bank accounts.

Think about it, an estimate of more than 3million have a Facebook account!Lets say maybe 2.5mill are active users. Thats just Facebook users. .
conveniently discounting yahoo-yahoo boys with multiple accounts. can a man not have 50 facebook accounts? he is still one man, not 50 men.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by coogar: 11:07pm On Aug 06, 2011
65% will get you the title. . . . .how many teams actually won 65% of their games last season
united won 61% of their games and they were champions.
and apart from the champions, no other team copped 2.00pts per game

last season was the tightest race i have seen and i expect it to be tighter this time around.
the mid-table/bottom teams have added quality - make no mistakes about that(they have also added one more year to their premier league experience).
Romance › Re: Just One Month And He Claims He Loves Me? by coogar: 11:01pm On Aug 06, 2011
Boyloaf:
@OP, u r very very stu.pid and childish! Gosh! Do u actually want to take a decisive decision concernin your relationship based on d responses so far? If yes, then i suggest u go for medical check up because u sure do need one! Furthermore, i knw u dnt like dis guy, hence, your bringin him out for public scruitiny. Dnt worry, d guy u will finanlly fall in love wit will also bring u out for public scruitiny as well! Olosi!
are you by any chance the guy the op is talking about? cheesy

horny4u:
I think the question the poster is asking is " how can a woman sift the shaft from the grain " as men are sharpening their skills too much this days and most Ladies are confused, They think the guy is for real yet he is lying.

So dear men tell us how to best do this, i am curious too huh
what do you want us to tell you that you haven't learnt before now?
Music/Radio › Re: Why Do Less Than 1% Of Nigerians browse The Internet? by coogar: 10:46pm On Aug 06, 2011
lalaboi:
If as at 2009, 23million nigerians used the internet. Lets say nigeria's population is 180million. . still works up to 12%. Its so so so wrong to think only 2million people in nigeria use/have access to internet. .
it's not wrong.
firstly, the statistics on google is an estimate, not the true situation.
how would you feel if i tell you only 5 million people own bank accounts in nigeria. i got this information from a friend working in cbn.

i was shocked - so my friend, it's very possible only 2 million people use the net in nigeria.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by coogar: 10:42pm On Aug 06, 2011
proudly9ja:
Not really panic buttons. Ive said it before, my expectations for the coming season ain't that high. Only praying for a top four finish.
the title race this time will be very fierce - city are not taking it easy.
liverpool will improve and tottenham will make some noise. nothing is certain.

My posts are not based on preseason games. Not at all. Cesc and RVP's contributions to our team cannot be overemphasised. If Cesc leaves, we have to hope AW's thought on who a capable replacement is matches ours (the fans).
For Bendtner, honestly, the more I watch Chamakh, the more Im certain that he actually thinks he's a midfielder. Who makes more sideways passes in the team? (bar Denilson ofcourse grin grin)
arsenal won't miss cesc.
nasri can do cesc's job.

--------van persie--------

arshavin--nasri--gervinho----

-----song-----wilshere--------

-------back five-----------

i expect this team to beat 65% of the clubs in the league.
van persie's fitness is the key for arsenal. if he stays fit, arsenal will go far.
Music/Radio › Re: Why Do Less Than 1% Of Nigerians browse The Internet? by coogar: 10:35pm On Aug 06, 2011
lalaboi:
The topic is kinda pointless now anyway. RapJ will rather talk about how many nigerians living in the uk than discuss his flawed 1% estimate of internet using nigerians. .

He'll rather belive stats from wiki than belive stats from the world bank data. . .pathetic!

http://www.internetworldstats.com/af/ng.htm
it's quite possible only 1% of nigerians use the internet.
we tend to forget the population of nigeria is about 180 million.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by coogar: 10:30pm On Aug 06, 2011
proudly9ja:
Il be honest with myself, the team isn't looking good at all. If we need to beg, I think we must do anything to keep Cesc here next season. When we have to rely on Rosicky for any sort of creativity in the team (I must confess he's performed well so far), shows how low we've sunk.

I also hope Bendtner stays
panic buttons already?
if i were you, i wouldn't pay much attention to the pre-season games. it means shyt. . . . .just there to prepare the players for the big battle.
the season kicks off next week. . . . .you will see a different arsenal winning games on a canter until the evil november cometh.
Romance › Re: Just One Month And He Claims He Loves Me? by coogar: 10:25pm On Aug 06, 2011
9jafetish:
if you want a nice nigerian man go for edo guys ,yes they are womenizers too,but they are more respectful than those yoruba men.as for yorubas you better watch out
https://urlybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/kermitgoatse.jpg
Romance › Re: Just One Month And He Claims He Loves Me? by coogar: 10:16pm On Aug 06, 2011
sexkillz:
Intel has it i'll die next week! Pls send the money A.S.A.P! I have to prepare for my Burial! I have to make sure no one uses a substandard Basket for me! grin grin grin
leave me your details. . . .
western union on it's way

secret question - sexkillz's time of death?
answer - next week.

naijasexy:
Of course I know you dont have a womb,my very reason for making that comment.
alright then. . . . .
good luck to you and your irish bloke!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 10:13pm On Aug 06, 2011
ritchboy:
Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first! cheesy

----------de gea--------------

twin----rio-------vida------evra

------carrick------anderson----

valencia----sneijder----Park--

-------------rooney--------------


FIXED!
nani over valencia(watch last saturday's game)
ashley young over park.(ashley young delivers more on the left hand side of the pitch than js park).
Romance › Re: Just One Month And He Claims He Loves Me? by coogar: 10:08pm On Aug 06, 2011
naijasexy:
Not that it is any of your business, but thank God you said 9/10. I would be that (one) girl remaining. Pregnant?? I laugh in Ishan. The chances of me getting pregnant for him are just as high as you getting pregnant for the dude in question. smiley
haha
i don't have a womb, you do.
the chances ain't the same.

sexkillz:
***DIES*** lipsrsealed grin grin
i will gladly pay for your yellow woven basket. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 10:06pm On Aug 06, 2011
dayokanu:
Only Barcelona stands between us and the cup.
All other teams are welcome to their humiliation in 2011/2012
no wahala - i will remind you.
Celebrities › Re: Woman Claims Mercy Johnson Is About To Marry Her Husband! by coogar: 10:04pm On Aug 06, 2011
[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=727976.msg8870132#msg8870132 date=1312664372]In the entertainment world, celebrities are called stars, no be so?
Mercy is 'razz'? Seun owns NL.[/quote]stars wey dey ride okada. grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 10:02pm On Aug 06, 2011
dayokanu:
One of the spots is filled.
Better compete with barca and Real for the other
bayern wey still dey struggle with qualifiers?
i laugh in schweinsteiger - bayern will not qualify from their group and that is me assuming they even qualify to enter the group stage.
you have got a long way ahead to even compete with your quack players.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 10:00pm On Aug 06, 2011
ritchboy:
Berbatov?
more pace than berbatov, so yes!
to be pacy is also a skill.

Barcelona will still mop the floor with this team grin
i doubt it.
cleverly destroyed barcelona only last week. . . . .
besides, sneijder destroyed barcelona in 2010. . . . .he destroyed spain in the world cup but for robben's profligacy.
sneijder is the only available player now that united can add to destroy barcelona. . . . . .no player comes close in the whole of europe!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by coogar: 9:56pm On Aug 06, 2011
proudly9ja:
free us abeg, Let CAF invite us to African Champions league and see if we won't win it even if its played in Aba! grin grin grin
eyimba will kill arsenal.
i am not sure van persie will survive in aba. . . . .let's not even talk about walcott, chamakh, bendtner.
eboue is the only player that will survive and errrrrrrr, gervinho(his forehead alone na survivor). grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread (for Arsenal Fans) by coogar: 9:49pm On Aug 06, 2011
chamotex:
Arsenal can't even win the Eusebio Cup LOL
they didn't win the emirates cup under their noses and you want them to win eusebio cup in portugal?

you are mean, abeg!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by coogar: 9:45pm On Aug 06, 2011
Double N:
I hope we don't buy Sneidjer,the dude is definitely not what we need right now.Not to talk of the wages and his injury prone self!
he is exactly what we need. . . . if we are hoping of catching or closing the gap on barcelona.
if you watched the italia supercup today, you would know sneijder is a gem.

why should united be worrying over sneijder's wages. you pay world class wages to world class players.
sneijder is better technically than any player in our team.

----------de gea--------------

twin----rio-------vida------evra

-------------carrick------------

anderson-------------sneijder

nani-------rooney-----valencia

this team will win the next champions league in munich!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 9:39pm On Aug 06, 2011
nateevs:
Dude is finished. You can never find a goal post again after being caught sleeping-with your brother's wife. grin grin
he provides them. . . .he provided all the assists that eliminated chelsea in europe last season. grin

Hehehe. You crystal ball is opaque if that's what you saw.
Your kids have been messing around with their crayon.
nateevs, you have been warned.
maketh mouth not!


Yeah yeah. Terry is dead, Cech is dead blah blah blah!
I love how people have little knowledge of the opposition, divulge their innermost wishes and claim they are facts.
I am not even going to respond to this. Not even Mr Ferguson is thinking this.
Young gets injured and United are the same United as last season.
and the united of last season won the league, didn't they?

City is putting you dudes on a reality train tomorrow.
citeh ke?
if rooney plays, city is dead.
Romance › Re: Just One Month And He Claims He Loves Me? by coogar: 9:35pm On Aug 06, 2011
naijasexy:
Let me even use this avenue to ask the guys here this question: Men, why is it that you guys dont like to hear the truth and prefer to hear lies? Una go dey chook your heads even when the chick talk say she no wan do? Hia!
because 9 out of 10 babes say the same things you have said and they still end up bedded. men now know persistence pays as long as audience is granted.
in another 8 months, we will hear from a source you got pregnant for this dude.
na small by small. grin

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=729293.msg8869965#msg8869965 date=1312662620]@ Coogar. Your mouth sweet die. Chei! See correct misyans!  grin
[/quote]i only spew the truth and nothing but the truth.

naijasexy:
Please oo oga coogar, what do you want me to do? I did not ask the guy to send me recharge  pins coz I can very well afford to get them on my dime. He refused to heed my words and still sends me recharge pins. Okay, please post your number so that I can forward them to you as he sends them. I use MTN by the way, you might wanna consider purchasing (an) MTN line. thanks.
i don't stay in lagos o.
tell him to send t-mobile(uk) vouchers to you and i will gladly receive them. grin
Celebrities › Re: Woman Claims Mercy Johnson Is About To Marry Her Husband! by coogar: 9:31pm On Aug 06, 2011
[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=727976.msg8869907#msg8869907 date=1312661845]Now, I'm at a loss. How on Earth, could THIS catch the fancy of a 'star', looking like that?
Mercy and Loveth happen to be the victim . . . Mercy was just silly enough not to do her homework well or believe as long as he didn't marry Loveth for genuine reasons, it doesn't matter.[/quote]mercy johnson na star?
if she wasn't in nollywood - is she someone you can introduce to any of your male friends to hook up with?
abeg, let's not forget mercy na razz babe o. stardom has nothing to do with it.
you can take a woman out of the village, you won't take the village out of her.
Romance › Re: Just One Month And He Claims He Loves Me? by coogar: 9:26pm On Aug 06, 2011
naijasexy:
^^^ Unfortunately Men (especially African) think they are so clever and smart that they come under the pretense of "I love you" when the thing whey really want to do is s/h/agging. Anyway, thank God I am not gullible, coz if I were to go by the recharge cards this man sends to my phone every blessed day, I for don say yes te te. sad (lol)
the plot thickens. . . .
so you gladly receive recharge cards from him and you expect him to do that cos he's related to santa claus?
hehe - naija babes do have them. cheesy
Romance › Re: Just One Month And He Claims He Loves Me? by coogar: 9:22pm On Aug 06, 2011
naijasexy:
Thank you for your words. smiley But it is worth it to know that the man actually quality time pondering about what he really wants from the relationship. This person in question does not know me at all oo. If he knew me, or if we had spent considerable time together during this (one) month it would be a different story all together. Like I said, we have only had a face-to-face encounter just twice. Or does it mean that love just poured on him on one of those two occasions? Or is he trying to tell me that he actually fell in love with me over the phone( since that is our major way of communicating) ? If he can fall in love with me so spontaneously, it means he wont find it difficult falling in love with another (If I agree to date him that is!)
love can find any route. . . .
i know few couples who fell in love over the internet before they actually met and they are married today.
a man does not have to see you everyday for the next 3 years before he falls in love. i am not saying this man is definitely genuine but then he could be.

the issue of sex is immaterial. i don't see anything wrong in 2 adults discussing sex topics.
of course, the fact that he fell in love with you spontaneously does not mean he will fall for the next woman he finds. there's a certain chemistry or heart echoes when these rare events happen. he might not find a girl like you ever again before he dies.

the decision is left to you but don't judge him based on the fact that he says he loves you. judge him on other factors. distance, education, eloquence/fluency, achievements, his dreams, etc. if he now falls below your standard then this text of his can now be thrown into the equation.
in a nutshell, just follow your head and your heart

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=729293.msg8869852#msg8869852 date=1312661165]He doesn't sound/type like an illiterate to me. The guy knows what he's doing and we all know what he's doing as well. Let's quit the BS abeg.

He doesn't mean well. (lol) His aim is BOOTY!

There's no crime in that. I don't have a problem with people wanting booty---that's their business. But at least be genuine/real about it. You don't have to hide under "love"<--- That idea is just so stu[i]pi[/i]d to me.
[/quote]babe, i dunno what he's doing and if you do - i hail thee. cheesy
Romance › Re: Just One Month And He Claims He Loves Me? by coogar: 8:56pm On Aug 06, 2011
naijasexy:
Okay, I am going to write on here the most recent message he sent to me.

"Hi Angel, I must confess this time that i love you so much, I have been waiting for this conviction in my heart, and I think I have now, because I feel something is missing inside of me if I do not get or hear a word from you in a day. Cynthia (my name), please do bear in mind that i love you so so much, I did not want to do this through text (the toasting  grin) but I can no longer fight these emotions and feeling that i have for you , bear in mind that you deserve more than this, and I am still going to make up to you, you capture a vital part of my life, and I am beginning to miss you each passing day. You are so precious to me, but I cannot explain what is so special about you, it it is humbleness, the sweet sexy voice, all of this I cannot place my heart on, but i want you to know that I am in love with you and please do not tell me NO. Because that will KILL me. After all said, I still love you,  please give me a chance,  WAITING FOR YOU WORD."
his intention might be genuine but he couldn't match his intention with his wrong choice of words.
then again - what does it matter if it's a month, 8 months, 6 yrs?

a guy can wait 10 yrs, screw your brains out and move on to the next project. women who use time to measure the seriousness of guys have either lost out on good men or have miscalculated thinking the longer the wait, the better man they have found.

going into any relationship poses it's risk. life is a risk!
Romance › Re: Just One Month And He Claims He Loves Me? by coogar: 8:43pm On Aug 06, 2011
naijasexy:
I know aye? I am sure that is all he wants to do oo,  once he sees my punny, he will take to his heels! Also, whenever we are talking over the phone or even during our face to face encounters, he would always say things that allude to sex or sex related issues! At some point I started thinking he was perverted. God help us women oo.
and what if he's genuine?
one month is long enough for a man to be in love.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by coogar: 8:36pm On Aug 06, 2011
nateevs:
Yes oooo. I am sooo grumpy man. I am keeping the flame alive. The rivalry is so very on!.
You ain't try that crap of last season with us again. Show up unprepared and we'll whip your Bottom back to cold Manchester.
just play giggs in the midfield and chelsea are toast. grin cheesy
that old welsh wife-shagger has got una number for west london.


City tipping who?
Ahhhhhh! I am very scared. Abeg cross over to the Arsenal thread tell them this.
if care is not taken, chelsea might not make europe next season.
my crystal ball says, man utd, man city, arsenal and liverpool. tongue

Chelsea are a solid team with the best defence in the league, the best midfield in the league and in a season where we are not walking on the pitch (Carllotti-style), we are capable of topping all goal scoring records. And one more thing, Chelsea have cohesion.
chelsea have nothing. . .terry is dead, alex is dead, cech is almost dead. i would have vidic/rio over terry + alex + david luiz.
city's midfield is the best. . . . .followed by arsenal.
and forget the attack. . . . .torres, anelka, kalou are all unlimited liabilities. grin


That shite ain't happening again dude.
time will tell.
stay tuned to your telly at 3pm tomorrow and watch the masters. wink
Celebrities › Re: Woman Claims Mercy Johnson Is About To Marry Her Husband! by coogar: 8:30pm On Aug 06, 2011
playboy19:
Abegi, before people kill themselve finish for this matter, make we examine some facts sef,
I no dey support mercy o,  and i no dey support the lady either. In fact, i been don dey scold Mercy before i notice some things.
what did you notice, mr playboy?

First off, isn't the law against being married to 2 people at the same time? If truely they are still married, why not wait till he gets married to Mercy and nail him with that fact? He could go to jail for that,  Abeg make una correct me.
the law is against it in civilized and developed countries - not an epileptic state like nigeria where a man once married 27 brides in a church.

Second point is about the pictures. As i dey look ham, the first pics is suppose to be from the wedding day, right? And she claim they got married in 2006, right? And we all get eyes here, right? Okay, now look closely, the first and the 3rd pictures are suppose to be from the same day, right? But the date on the third pics says 08/2/2011 which is exactly the same date on the second pics. So meaning, the 3 pictures were taken the same day.
what does this prove? whether the pics were the same day or same month. fact remains this guy is a married man. he has not yet dissolved his first marriage so he should not proceed and marry another. and i don't buy your argument about the woman waiting till after mercy gets married. is that the kind of advice you would offer your sister?

With this, i think i have reasons to believe that the guy wasn't lying about this statement "He also said the earlier pictures pasted online were pictures he took to legalise the status of his child", if we look at it very well. So this whole story fit really get part 2. The lady fit dey on a prowl to ruin the guy life, which is quite understandable considering the status of the relationship between her and guy.
Now my question is, why not post a real wedding picture or something? Why post the baby's status legalising pics trying to convince us it was from the wedding?
they probably did a court wedding. that is the normal route for guys desperate to get married to cop citizenships in foreign countries. they want it snappy. church wedding will take a longer time to prepare!

Some things sef no just connect,  anyway, na my observation sha.
the only thing not connecting here is mercy's nervous system.
Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Her I Can't Marry Her? by coogar: 8:14pm On Aug 06, 2011
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=729256.msg8869535#msg8869535 date=1312657844]LOL---

Dude, break up with her. Next time, know what you're doing! If you knew her English was that important to you, you shouldn't have "stayed" with her for so long. Plus, this situation can be corrected, but I see you don't really love her sef--so do your thing. Next time, be less clueless.

Like I always say, this kind of break-ups are very tricky. You can't break up with her in a closed space--coz odds her she'll break bottle on your head. Make sure people are in the vicinity.
[/quote]the sex was too damn good then. . . . .mr i-too-know was pu[b]s[/b]sy-whipped.
he was once deaf but now he can hear. grin cheesy

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