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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:01pm On Jul 23, 2014
elampiro2: You made a good point. But if it's not an issue, why did daily mail make it one? Secondly, why should such a thing be allowed? This is because this age is in their online data like wikepedia. That should be a civil offense. I will investigate more on this.
you are just embarrassing yourself....
it's not an issue to claim you are anyone you want to claim. it becomes a crime when you have a valid document saying you are what you aren't.


if i tell a police officer i am age 2, i have not committed a crime. however, if my passport or driving license says i am 23 when my real age is 24 then i have committed an offence. nicole put a fake age on her website.....she didn't lie about it on her passport or a valid document.


you are comparing apples & oranges.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 1:55pm On Jul 23, 2014
elampiro2: Nicky was busted by the Police. She didn't confess.
show us the evidence where police busted nicole sherzinger for lying about her age. grin

The most important thing here is, if it's possible with one person, its possible with all.
come over from edo then & lie about your age in the premier league with a passport to back it up. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 1:49pm On Jul 23, 2014
elampiro2: Why should a prominent person cheat about his age and get away with it even for 6 months in a country like America? In this century? This is my question. It means something is wrong with the system.
there's nothing wrong with the system. her real age is on her passport all this while. the one she gave was in their interviews with different magazines or journalists. they never had to show proof to give their age.....


elampiro2: What about the model who said she did it to get her career though? She wouldn't have been signed up if she didn't reduce her age by 6 years.
However, my eye opener here is that age cheat is possible in Western world. Too bad! I can guess Terri is 40. Robbenhuh
why not find one single example in the football world? why not compare like for like? show us an example of any age cheat in the western world where birth certificate is a requirement.

modelling & professional football are worlds apart.

simple!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 1:44pm On Jul 23, 2014
elampiro2: Why shouldn't there be a legal requirement? Is it not a profession?
go to the music industry & complain in america. i wonder who nicole is cheating if she's 55 & she claims to be 15.

singing is for everyone - there's no age grade american music industry do not grade age. football is different. all professional footballers are required to prove their age to help with their "physical" development.

elampiro2: If prominent celebrity can cut off 6 years from her CV and got away with it for years, even decades, then that system is as good as dead.
It took years to even unravel Niki's own and Beyonce's is still being questioned.
no one unraveled anything - they confessed themselves. they didn't fail age test, they never falsified documents to claim any useless age and there was never a time they represented club or country for any age grade competition. that you are even comparing this to football is highly laughable.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 1:33pm On Jul 23, 2014
illiteracy is a disease sha!

may thunder punish oshiomole & igbinedion for the mediocre education they have provided in edo state.

so celebrities who can claim anything without a legal requirement to show evidence are now being compared to professional footballers who must show evidence of birth certificate?

i give up!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by coogar: 1:23pm On Jul 23, 2014
2legit2qwt: I meant 2 seasons ago but somehow forgot my spacing grin
not possible!
deserters have no business in this league. if everyone who cannot finish in the top 10 decides to delete their teams, what would we have? some people get too emotional for what is supposed to be fun.

It was a rhetorical question in response to Ibime's request for automatic inclusion in the league. On the flip side, there are no rules in place for his situation so it shouldn't be used against him.
there are no rules in place because no one expected ibime to act like an emo-bïtch. bigger names have finished out of the first 30 places but they didn't remove their teams. there has to be consequences for such rëtarded behaviour.

if i were muki, ibime would never participate again. instead of him to be remorseful & write a huge letter of apology to the other participants, he's here claiming incredible hulk. was he missed when he removed his team last season? he won't be missed if he doesn't participate this season.


he should write an apology letter....
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 1:00pm On Jul 23, 2014
bodashee: I still sat beside one of them yesterday in a bus. It was annoying.
Although you can't control where a baby gets hungry and starts crying.....but there are shawls or small blankets for that. The mom puts it over her shoulder to cover the head of the baby and her boobs. Its much more decent than just leaving the jugs in public glare.
i can appreciate if a nursing mother makes the effort to cover up. like turning away from the public glare & stuff........but some women are so irresponsible, they leave the entire jugs dangling like a grandfather clock.

Btw coogar you must have come across quite a lot of boobs o, for you to know boobs have veins......cuz me I never did until a month ago. No kidding
you never knew böobs had veins till a month ago? cheesy cheesy welcome back from wherever you have been. wink

kulyie: The bus is not your sitting room where you dictate the way and manner anyone should behave.she did not bring out her brrz in your house to brezfeed her baby. Its when shedoes that you can complain of harassment. Bus is a public place. Its not even your car grin
by the same token, the bus is not her bathroom where she can unleash her jugs & harass innocent eyes of mine. people are expected to conduct themselves decently in public. the bus isn't a place for such irresponsibility.


kulyie: And by the way Croogar you must also realise that as our faces are different our behaviors and ways of handling matters are different. All women cannot cover their brez when breast feeding their babies . Some can and some others don't care.if you like look taya, pata pata you willgo and buy vaseline nd help yourself w@NC lipsrsealed
such irresponsibility shouldn't be tolerated. just because some women don't have the decorum to cover up is no excuse. start an NGO to educate women to cover up when feeding their kids. you would be doing the society a lot of good if you can start that!
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Remove My Maiden Name From My Name by coogar: 12:54pm On Jul 23, 2014
Godmystrength: Okay then. What if she decides that she wants to change her middle name to some other name (because she never liked the name at all) i.e maybe from Mrs Adenike Abiola Ayanlowo to Mrs Adenike Ayoola Ayanlowo, will you allow her or insist that she must continue bearing the middle name?

sorry to be disturbing you with my questions. I just want to be clear.

modified:
Sorry i didn't see the part in bold before commenting. Are you saying because she is married, she has no right to have a middle name? Just her first name and your name?
it depends.....
if she's the type that doesn't give a fuss about names.....she gets to keep all her names including first, second, third to the 10th name & my surname.

however, the moment she broaches the subject of keeping her maiden name, she loses the right of keeping any name apart from her first name. she either takes my offer or she gets kicked out of my life like polio.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:12pm On Jul 23, 2014
chrisley024: Abeg, we need a minimum of one galactico grin
Na that one concern me cry
isn't rooney a galactico? grin
although he's a malfunctioning galactico but we can use him.
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Remove My Maiden Name From My Name by coogar: 12:10pm On Jul 23, 2014
Godmystrength: I am not for against any of the method adopted so far it works for them. According to the OP, the woman wants to retain her maiden name and still take up her Hubby's name as well. eg some Adenike Abiola Adewale got married to Mr Olusola Ayanlowo. According to what all the men are saying here, after marriage she is suppose to become Mrs Adenike Abiola Ayanlowo. Some women want to be Adenike Abiola Adewale-Ayanlowo. If the husband does not want his name hyphenated with maiden name, is she allowed to drop one of her own middle name and take her maiden name to be her middle name to then become Mrs Adenike Adewale Ayanlowo?

cc: coogar
nah, she's not allowed.
the only name she's allowed to pick is her first name. her father has collected her bride price, i have bought the rights to strike off her maiden name completely.
Family › Re: If You Find Out That Your Child Is Not Actually Yours, What Will You Do ? (men) by coogar: 12:01pm On Jul 23, 2014
frainc: This question is for men

If you are married with a child
And after some years you got to find out that the child you think is yours is actually not yours

You try to find out with every means
But the child is not yours
What will be your next action
Or what will you do?

http://www.myskyenter..nl/2014/07/if-you-find-out-that-your-child-is-not.html?m=1
shoot the wife!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 9:52am On Jul 23, 2014
Iceskidd: I think among my peers i am the most feared here. Nobody wanna beef with me. Maybe them dey fear make i no use them do kilishi
jokes.....
teddy will destroy you within minutes. who you be? you don't even know how to count bars.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:29am On Jul 23, 2014
dayokanu: You have shown it, Didnt you just tell us Robinho and Owen are galacticos? yet went to bring quotes that blew your lies out of water
which lies?
was beckham & owen part of the galactico or not?

When talking about Galacticos: Figo we know, Zidane we know, Ronaldo we know
Were Robinho and Owen Galacticos? Mumu
they are all galacticos. beckham, owen & robinho to some extent are galacticos. use your english skills to decipher what was being said.

•beckham - principal
•owen - generally considered
•robinho - not generally considered, it means there are people who consider him as one but they are in the minority.

Your knowledge of European football can be written on a grain of millet
says the idiòt that argued beckham isn't a galactico but he's ready to put suker & redondo there.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:22am On Jul 23, 2014
dayokanu: So you went ahead and exposed your lies

The same person who told us Robinho and Owen are Galacticos is now bringing a link to show how stuppid he was to make the earlier statement

So coogar in the light of the new maerials you just discovered, Is Robinho a galactico or is Michael Owen a galactico?
i have showed you the principal galacticos & the ones that are generally considered as one & the ones that aren't generally considered as one.

in your own gross stupidity, you were counting suker, mijatovic & mcmanaman as a galactico. it shows the difference in our knowledge of european football.

i have proven my point already. beckham & owen are galacticos - the former is a principal galactico & the latter is generally considered to be one.

dayokanu: Which 12 yrs did Madrid have galacticos
You stupidiity shines through, Its a surprise you've not been caged to prevent you infecting others
you have been shamed - get out of here. come and tell us how suker is a galactico, agbaya with poop for brains. so until now, you didn't know what counts as a galactico?

davor suker? why not count di stefano as one? big for nothing nincompoop. you are taller than the intelligence spectrum. you need to be amputated a little bit so you can be intelligent.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
dayokanu: So when Suker, Mijatovic, Raul won the CL in 1998 why didnt they call them Galacticos. Or when Anelka, McManaman and Redondo won it in 2000
stop being an imbëcile.
florentino perez started the galactico policy. the era started between 2000-2006(first era) & between 2009 till date(second era)

The galácticos

The principal galácticos were:

•Luís Figo (£38.7 million from Barcelona) - joined in 2000
•Zinedine Zidane (£46 million from Juventus) - joined in 2001
•Ronaldo (£30 million from Inter Milan) - joined in 2002
•David Beckham (£25 million from Manchester United) - joined in 2003

•In addition, Michael Owen (£8 million plus Antonio Núñez from Liverpool - joined in 2004) is considered by some to be galáctico. Owen's transfer fee was not as large as the other Galácticos, particularly because Real's Antonio Núñez was sent to Liverpool as part of the deal. Although Owen would mostly feature as a substitute, he had the highest goals to minutes played ratio in the Spanish league while he was there.

•Robinho was also signed during Pérez's first term as president but is not generally regarded as galácticos due to the fact that he wasn't considered as an established world-class player when he first arrived in Madrid, but rather a promising youngster with huge potential.


http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gal%C3%A1cticos
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:06am On Jul 23, 2014
dayokanu: The foolishness in the bold alone deserves a prize.
You have just been making a fool of yourself here. You become a galactico the moment Perez buys you. I have never seen such such stupidity in black and white
you are the most foolish human being that has ever had the ill-luck of finding nairaland. what did i tell you about what it means to be a galactico? you are either expensive or you have a world class status before being bought under florentino.

owen had already won a ballon d'or before being bought by florentino perez. he was a world class player before he went to madrid. he was a galactico.

beckham was the 2nd best player in the world in 1999 & made the uefa team of the year in 2003 just before he went to madrid. he arrived in madrid as a world class player under florentino & that makes him a galactico member.

I guess Kroos Isco Illaramendi are all galactico, Thomas Gravesen, Walter Samuel, Woodgate are all galacticos even Julio Baptista
none of the players mentioned above was a world class player before joining madrid & this is why i think you are a disgrace to the village that sponsored your education. look at the
isolated sentence you quoted - why didn't you quote the initial build up about the calibre of the players florentino bought?

If you have any shame you should log out and go drink kunu
no, if you have any shame left, you should put a noose around your neck & die. you have been pounded beyond recognition. this isn't the bayern thread where homoeròtic tools like yourself populate. if you open your mouth here without control, coogar would piss in it without remorse.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:00am On Jul 23, 2014
dayokanu: Who is Nunez and how much would Nunez cost in the player market?

How much was 8 million pounds in euros in 2004.

Owen wad bought to be a bench player in Madrid nothing more.
why was fat ronaldo a galactico & beckham isn't? try & address that & watch me undréss you publicly.

whether he was bought as a bench player or not isn't my concern. it was his status that matters. florentino perez bought him & that makes him a galactico member.

owen had the highest min/goals ratio as a madrid striker while he was there. so your points are getting weaker by the day. ronaldo @ £26m was a galactico to you but beckham @ £25m isn't a galactico?


dayo, i am starting to think you lack adequate proteins to keep your brain functioning. limit your stupidity to the other club threads. don't ever come here & display such insanity cos I shall humiliate you over & over again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:51pm On Jul 22, 2014
dayokanu: 25m is whatnow what makes a player galactico. Then Essien Drogba Ribery etc are all galactico
you see - this is why your european football knowledge is nothing to write home about. that amount paid to get beckham was the 9th highest transfer fee in the history of real madrid. if that isn't a galactico fee, i dunno what else to call it. so ronaldo at £26m is a galactico fee but £25m beckham isn't?


Every top club was spending 20-30m on players easily. Even man utd paid similar amount for Nani and Hargreaves not to talk of Chelsea. So every club was on galactico project
by your logic, why is fat ronaldo a galactico then? at least, rio ferdinand was more expensive than fat ronaldo in 2002. so is fat ronaldo not a galactico because united bought a more expensive player?

Even Michael Owen that was bought for 8m as a substitute is even galactico
You need blood tonic
and he brain-farts again.....
you forgot nunez was used as a make-weight to get michael owen? do you know how much £8m was in euros when owen was sold?

dayo, you are a lightweight when it comes to the exegesis of european football. you know next to nothing about it. just tape it shut & stop charting the territory you know nothing about.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:11pm On Jul 22, 2014
dayokanu: That's stupid and you know it. After Ronaldo they didn't break bank for any player until c. Ronaldo

So how was Madrid signings between 2004-2009 different from other top clubs
it's not about breaking the bank, you morön! it's the calibre of the players they brought in that made them galacticos. go & watch the beckham unveiling again in 2003 & tell me he's not a galactico.

fat ronaldo - £26m
beckham - £25m

and they didn't break the bank after ronaldo? dayokanu, you are a complete idïot!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:53pm On Jul 22, 2014
dayokanu: Who is a galactico? What makes a player a galactico

This shameless toad telling us Madrid had galactico for 12 yrs
you are a baboon!
educate yourself here & stop acting like you know anything about european football.

http://www.madridgalacticos.com/about/the-galacticos-era/

if the most expensive squad ever assembled in the last decade couldn't win in elite europe every other season, of what use is the policy of signing world class players.

they won it in 98, 2000 & 2002? logic dictates they should be winning it every other year since they never really stopped stock-piling players.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 10:40pm On Jul 22, 2014
kulyie: lmao grin Croogar o.you will not kill me grin why you dey take the matter personal. Why you dey drink panadol for another woman headache. grin
cos i have a right to choose what i want to see on a public bus. if a man brings out his willy on a bus too, he might slap him.

anyway word of sisterly advice no go attempt that kain thing wey you talk o.them fit lynch you for that or mistake you to be a r@peest grin
lynch who?
just because people don't talk doesn't mean they prefer watching women scoop out their böobs in public to feed a baby. many women can't stand the idea.

what if the woman shouts at you that you are harassing her sekzually how you wan clear yourself grin the woman fit turn table on top your head o
harassing her sëxually? was it me that brought out her böobs? she's the one likely to get arrested for sêxually harassing me or indecent exposure in public.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:36pm On Jul 22, 2014
dayokanu: Beckham galactico Owen galactico Robinho galactico you're forgetting Reyes, Woodgate Batista and Saviola all galactico including Gravesen, Mamadou Diarra, Drenthe, Higuain Gago Emerson Cassano
So once Madrid buys a player he immediately becomes galactico
Gala ko La Casera ni
you don't know your history......
were owen, robinho, beckham & fat ronaldo galactico or not?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:24pm On Jul 22, 2014
dayokanu: The galactico won in 2002. Why must they win it every season or every other season?

Point is the old galactico won the CL in 2002. The new galactico won in 2014.

Tell us when England bunch of overrated players made a semi final of any major tournament.

Mention Galactico this one dey mention Beckham Owen and Robinho. Why not Heskey Crouch and Fred
so beckham wasn't a galactico? fat ronaldo wasn't a galactico? you are a big fool! very soon, you will say kaka isn't a galactico too.

between 2002 & 2014, how many managers did madrid sack? how many teams did they build & crumbled away?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 10:14pm On Jul 22, 2014
fuckyouhard: lmao! but this is useless, seriously! they should organise battles properly
it's because the mods don't enforce the rules. bruce should get a 12-month ban for a no-show and if he comes back with another username, he should be banned as well. it's a waste of bandwidth when threads are set-up only for a contestant to run away like the fart of a leprous woman.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 10:10pm On Jul 22, 2014
kulyie: Then as for saying such women should be kept away from church.is church the pastors house or hotel suite that she should be kept away
it is a PUBLIC PLACE where all amd sundry are welcome. Whether they wear mini skirt or all thos show me your breasts tops cossy usually wears, it isfor everybody moreover jesus did not come for the self righteous, he came for the singers . like jesus said a healthy person has no need for a doctor so does a self righteous person like you.

You are even lucky it was in church what if it was in a bank or brt bus nko?
i would slap her bòobs so hard, they would fall off her chest. scoop out what on a bus? she dey craze?
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Remove My Maiden Name From My Name by coogar: 10:07pm On Jul 22, 2014
cococandy: Marriage tradition brought to you by the west?
Well there's no arguing with you coogar.
Make I park for one corner.
marriage tradition brought to us by our forefathers. children bear the names of their fathers, wives bear the names of their husbands. that was the tradition.

alutacontinua: well, thank Jesus my hubby doesn't think this way. there are far more important things to flex muscle on smiley
in your shoes, i would be wary why he's not bothered. are you sure he doesn't know you stand to gain £10m inheritance passed to you by your grandparents? if he does know then there's a motive behind not flexing his muscles. grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:04pm On Jul 22, 2014
dayokanu: After 2002 all their galactico were old. By 2005 Zidane was 33 sane with Figo Ronaldo was out of form.
there must have been a world war in europe between 2002 & 2005. why are you excluding 2003 & 2004? were madrid prevented by abacha to participate in the champions league in those seasons?

Mention the players that fit galactico that Madrid bought between 2004 and 2008.
you are a fool!
florentino perez was nominated as the president again in 04. between 2002(the last time they won it), they bought fat ronaldo, beckham, owen & robinho.

In 2009 they bought Ronaldo and Kaka who was injured it was last season when they broke another world record and won the CL
you are talking rubbish after being exposed? why jump to 2009? was there a ban against madrid participating in elite europe?

In between the galactico eras. Their first team included Baptista Robinho Nistelrooy Gravesen and only a grade a idiot would call those players Galacticos
you are a morön!
what happened in 2003-5? were madrid banned from participating in those years? the teams madrid have built in the last 12 years were all better than the bayern munich team that won it in 2013.

Argentina just made a world cup final les than 10 days ago. Tell us the last time England made any final
no one remembers who made finals. they didn't win it. only champions are remembered. messi's argentina haven't won anything at senior level. yes, argentina must be crap according to your idiotic logic!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 9:54pm On Jul 22, 2014
fuckyouhard: i have emmaprince to blame. we ought to have sent the verses to him like we did with airmark. bruce obviously saw my threat lines and withdrew. this is absurd!
i knew it would be an epic fail when emaprince was nominated as the umpire for this. emaprince can't even clean up himself in the morning. he has the brain capacity of a pubic louse.

the church rat cannot afford MB to use internet.
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Remove My Maiden Name From My Name by coogar: 9:51pm On Jul 22, 2014
alutacontinua: what is ghana-must-go? Is that what your wife uses? If person hear how he dey shout 'my name' up and down, you go think say the name get enough money attached to it in bank. cheesy na ghana-must-go the name fit afford cheesy tongue
ghana-must-go is a general symbol for your luggage be it fendi or louis vuitton. the crux of the issue is - you are staying a considerable length of time with your parents for more adult classes. 13 weeks(one semester) should straighten you out.

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