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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by coogar:
dyabman: I will make it... dont be scared grin
you will be playing in the championship next season....

chamotex: Debosky is doing alright...he is seasoned pro
chamo, i never knew there's a championship league. can you devise a system where top championship players get promoted & bottom premier league players get relegated?

ibime should be auto-relegated for bailing out in the premier league. the last 20 players in the premier league should also follow ibime to the pits. grin
Family › Re: Why Do Wives Find It Difficult To Be In Subjection To Their Husbands.— by coogar: 8:53pm On Dec 03, 2013
dayokanu: I disagree. We have several women who treats a man who bullies them better than a loving husband

Women like to test boundaries, the more weakness/loving you show the more they take you for granted

Or why is it that its the lovey dovey guys that girls shun and shove to the friend zone while 10 girls would be fighting over a known rough guy who slaps them everywhere.

Dont also forget the money factor especially when it comes to Nigerian/3rd world brought up women
spot on, bro!!!
you can't be too nice to women. a bit of roughness & unpredictability keep them on their toes. lovey-dovey boys are quickly friend-zoned while the unpredictable dude gets to pop the cherry.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:47pm On Dec 03, 2013
chic2pimp: grin grin grin C'mon now Elamps was simply over exaggerating for effect. Not only was Davids not that far behind, Ronaldo also slowed down a bit( in an attempt to keep calm and composed)
davids was levelled with ronaldo. if he had stepped out before the pass was made, ronaldo would have been caught offside! edgar davids was the last man contrary to elamps & his james cameron sci-fi movie flick. grin cheesy grin
Family › Re: Please, What Should I Do In This Sitaution? by coogar: 8:44pm On Dec 03, 2013
wasak: I can say without any fear of contradiction that 70%of married men are unfaithful. if she were unmarried I could have given her a different advice, herself testified that he was a party man before marriage, so she obviously saw it coming but I guess she turned a blind eyes towards the light.
wow!!!!
a whooping 70% of married men are unfaithful? does this mean the 30% who don't cheat are abnormal? grin
Rap Battles › Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Ema Prince Vs Rhyme Lunatic ) ** by coogar: 8:38pm On Dec 03, 2013
DBR: Bwahaha. .if wishes were horses! What u cdnt do in ur best days as Lord S
u wanna attempt now that u a mere shadow of urself walkin in limbo gettin high on some placebo pills?
Boy, i think not. I'll leave u to Khim and Dj5 to show how irrelevant ur barz and verbose vocab is. grin
you are lucky i am booked for this month already. i have done about 8 battles in the last 8 weeks. DBR? a witless apprentice.....i have seen your writtens - it's errrrrrr average & it needs to be polished.


Even u and ur alter ego dont believe it!
oNe
your day of reckoning is coming....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:23pm On Dec 03, 2013
chic2pimp: Think the incident Elamps was describing is @ 5.10-5.15
and was edgar davids 15 yards away from ronaldo when ronaldo received the ball? was edgar davids not the last man as ronaldo was running towards the ball? compare the incident to the fantasy elampiro described earlier in the biggest hyperbole ever.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by coogar: 8:19pm On Dec 03, 2013
lalaboi: I was the one warning people to change teams before deadline. i am the one who forgot to change team lol. smh
it's not 7.30pm yet in the UK, you have about 10 mins left to ring the changes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:09pm On Dec 03, 2013
Ronaldo also missed on a breakaway in the 74th minute, just moments after going down when kicked on the ankle. He was still limping as he headed in on van der Saar, and Edgar Davids caught up, pushing the ball just wide before Ronaldo could get off a decent shot.
elampiro: In France '98 semi final, Ronaldo Lima went on a counter from just over the centre line, before he got to the 18 box, he had outpaced everyone who was leveled with him and those behind him. As Ronaldo was finally in the box and was about to strike into the net, a fast foot pushed the ball into a corner kick and Ronaldo struck breeze. Whaose. Leg was it, Edgar who was at least 15 yards behind when Ronaldo blasted off from the centre line. I think it should have put Brazil 2-0 up.
even a goat knows there's a huge discrepancy in the 2 reports. you claimed ronaldo started the move from the centre of the pitch & it was a counterattack, the lie detector said you were telling a lie.

you also claimed edgar davids was 15 yards away when ronaldo received the ball. the lie detector also said you were telling a lie. the 2 players were levelled.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:48pm On Dec 03, 2013
elampiro: Then it is very obvious we are not talking about same incidence. Yeye Clement.
liar liar - pants on fire. there were 2 counter attacks throughout the match, dayokanu's picture & the one i was talking about. your own did not happen in the game.

Your own is now even different from Dayo's highlight. Three different situations altogether.
elampiro, the lie detector test caught you lying again. do you not have anything better to do with your life than lying to people like us that are 20 years your junior? are you under a curse to perpetually lie to us?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frgN1MFyRFY

this was the incident you described @ 7.50. frank de boer made the tackle, edgar davids was at least 10 yards behind as he couldn't catch up with the play. ronaldo had taken out jaap stam & was about to pull the trigger when de boer executed a clean tackle to put the ball to corner.


elampiro, this is not facebook - stop lying, stop disgracing man utd.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:39pm On Dec 03, 2013
elampiro: Shut the hell up Mr Clement Njoku
na your papa name be that? grin you lie for a living.

You want me to just swallow a photograph dayokanu posted? What I saw was different from this. So there are not many highlights in a match?
even the one you were talking about was de boer's tackle. it wasn't edgar davids. another lie exposed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:28pm On Dec 03, 2013
chamotex: Lol. Dayokanu wetin elampiro do you?
if there's an academic degree for lying, elampiro would be the vice-chancellor. i gave up on him the day he claimed to have seen hargreaves clipping messi's left foot in 2008.



dayokanu: He walked into a trap with his reference to France 98 because I had a notebook specifically for that world cup And this particular game I had it on VHS recorded because I couldnt watch it Life because That was the day MKO died and Aluta boys in Ife destroyed the projector and every TV attempting to show the game when we should be mourning MKO. even switched off the whole campus electricity
there were 2 memorable counterattack football in that game - i am not sure the one you posted it's pic is the one elamps was talking about.

he must have been talking about the one at extra time where ronaldo broke like a demon in his own half & ran into holland's half, took a player or two out of the equation & when he was about to hit the target, a foot appeared behind him............except that the foot wasn't edgar david's....it was de boer's.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:28pm On Dec 03, 2013
dayokanu: Its only analysts who gets facts from pool papers who need to tell lies to buttress their points

This was the ball in flight Ronaldo and Davids highlighted. See the position of the ball, Davids and Ronaldo

Now reform the lie you were trying to feed us with. This time make it more believable. I am sure it was people like you that promoted the India vs nigeria 100-1 fable
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 5:59pm On Dec 03, 2013
GustavoFring: I see exactly the same pass undecided
because you are biased....
even a blind man can see mata's pass took the recipient a bit sideways cos the ball didn't arrive bang on his feet whereas silva's pass was buttered for dzeko - dzeko's direction didn't change a bit.

how can you see the same kind of pass?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 5:09pm On Dec 03, 2013
Katsumoto: Coogar
I believe the Mata is better for two reasons

1. Mata didn't control the ball first before laying the pass; Silva took one touch to control before laying the pass. Its more difficult without the initial touch to control
the ball fell kindly for mata - we don't know the kind of pass silva received from the gif to have made him touch the ball twice but his application after then was örgasmic.....

2. There were more bodies between the passer and the recipient for Mata's pass.
Both were good passes but I rate Mata much higher.
more bodies mean it's easier for mata. mata had 2 targets to aim at, silva had only one target to aim at & he got it right. the pass was so good dzeko didn't need to break his stride......


i rate it silva 10-9 mata, mata is my favourite of the 2 players......but silva's pass had more venom in it.
Family › Re: Why Do Wives Find It Difficult To Be In Subjection To Their Husbands.— by coogar: 5:00pm On Dec 03, 2013
Daresh: I agree. I have never met a man who truly loves his wife and she does not submit. You cannot treat a woman like crap and then force her to submit, abi na donkey e marry?
then you have never met some naija women......true love to them is an opportunity to treat their men like doormats.

maclatunji: I do not agree that submissiveness comes naturally with good treatment. Some good men are frustrated by their wives.

I believe it comes more with a woman's upbringing and the values she has decided to priotise in her life.
A woman who wants to be submissive would want a husband that she can respect and gladly follow.
thank you very much for this piece....
a lot of these women had disturbing childhood that has turned them into wild animals. good treatment or bad treatment cannot heal the scars of their childhood.

we were laughing at the text message responses the other day when some men were asked to send "i love you" texts to their wives - but those responses cannot be too far from the truth.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:49pm On Dec 03, 2013
mithel: Kanye west grin grin
you know when i say it, i back it up with facts....

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:37pm On Dec 03, 2013
nateevs: No single one comes close. If you had a to make gifs of every pass he made, there will be no space on NL's servers for them.
it's a very good pass but david silva's pass to dzeko at old trafford in the 6-1 massacre was much much & much better.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:31pm On Dec 03, 2013
Pataki: Three out of the current top four teams on the EPL table as at today had their managers changed before the start of the season, and equally had ample time pre-season to understand their team.

Your argument is not valid in my opinion.
so wenger & brendan rodgers were changed before the start of the season? pataki, are you in lala land?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:56pm On Dec 03, 2013
montelik: http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/pitchside-europe/defence-tom-cleverley-man-utd-mr-unpopular-125944216.html

some fans have just made up their minds to scapegoat certain players, whenever they start and United don't perform, they don't even wait for the game to develop before attacking. sometimes they will attack them for matches they were not involved in.

its one thing if you believe Cleverley is not nor can never be good enough for United. but to be deceiving yourself and others that on Sunday Jones was great and Cleverley was abysmal is just dishonest and biased to the extreme.
that's one of the cons of the internet - it has allowed mental patients to sit down together with astute observers to discuss football. jones was better than cleverley against spurs, then it's by a margin thinner than the skin of my teeth but trust the fans to raise one to the high heavens & push the other down to a cesspit!!!
Rap Battles › Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Thunderstorm Vs Khimwhyte ) ** by coogar: 3:54pm On Dec 03, 2013
verdict: khimwhyte wins by a long shot.

yes, she had more bars but this wasn't an issue when mikuz typed 2 billion bars to subdue his weak opponent.

any chic that vows that to wash a guy's undies & hang it outside wins by default. her personals were tight & as long as they are believable, who cares? if i claim ibime is a statutory räpist in my rhymes & write the story in such a way that the audience believes it, then so be it.

that said, thunderstorm was nice as well. he was clean & his structuring & punch-line setups were better on the day but some of his schemes didn't connect. too many fillers here & there to force rhymes. thunder even made mistakes with the gender of his opponent - that's fücking unacceptable!!!

khimwhyte, you are nice with the bars & your schemes were top drawer but without a structure, they look god awful. spend time to structure your verses otherwise you would build a billion-dollar house on a nasty foundation. use as fewer words as possible to convey the same message & you are right on the money.

good battle though, it's sad one of you has to go out!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by coogar: 3:36pm On Dec 03, 2013
lalaboi: NFPL Main League 1-50. . If you nor dey first page, work harder or do an Ibime

https://oi44.tinypic.com/1h71cm.jpg
https://oi39.tinypic.com/2z4wy11.jpg
only the top 40 make the premier league next season. i pity debosky, guapo, galacticos & dyabman grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:02pm On Dec 03, 2013
GustavoFring: If you say so my friend.
We shall see tomorrow.
moyes is a goat - he might play smalling again in the RB position & keep rafael on the bench. how he cannot see rafael makes our wing-play stronger is beyond me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:52am On Dec 03, 2013
GustavoFring: So playing at right back affected his physicality? grin grin

Playing as a right back suddenly made him susceptible to jam body football?? grin grin
yes, we have seen the physicality of centre-halves reduced when they cover for their fullbacks. rio, terry, pique, vidic, etc have all been scorched in this area of the pitch.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:29am On Dec 03, 2013
GustavoFring: Monster indeed. This one that Benteke had for lunch? grin
https://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1893669/Kirsten_Benteke.gif
he played as a right back on the day. show us a game where smalling has been eaten for lunch as a CB.
Travel › Re: Nigerian Students In The Uk How Do You Survive? by coogar: 11:13am On Dec 03, 2013
735 i: Okay so i went to the club on Friday with some other Africans...and i got to appreciate the reason why white girls love black men. In the VIP section there are three tables; 2 of which were occupied by blacks; (in fact 80% Naija boys....) and the tables had swag!!!
It was the normal club setting....hip hop and all....until Oliver Twist ripped through the speakers...
Omo see Naija boys and gyration...It was impressive!!!. Before the track finished; 3 of my boys done dey rock Oyibo chicks....one was even kissing on the dance floor...and after that we no see the boy again....
Na for morning wey boyz come dey control each other to make sure say everybody dey okay...
The Zimbabwean chick wey i "take away" come dey chat me; "OMG... last night was awesome we must do it again sometime soon"
I just dey respond with "LOL"
See mumu.... make i spend my money again "soon" abi? undecided undecided
For her mind now she done see maga angry angry
angry angryNonsense angry angry
i hate incomplete stories - did you hit the mugabe chic? if you didn't then you are perhaps a maga. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:09am On Dec 03, 2013
@ starboard,

have you noticed de gea's improvement in controlling his box? even his punches are now harder with the ball travelling with pace? it's a pity that despite his good form, our defence is in a zombie mode currently.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:42am On Dec 03, 2013
GustavoFring: Smalling against Lukaku? grin grin grin grin grin grin
evans & rio will struggle against lukaku, smalling will destroy lukaku. he's the fastest player in man utd. i dunno why moyes puts him on the flank. he's a monster as a centre-back. if he plays as a CB tonight, lukaku will not be found.
Rap Battles › Re: ** King Tournament : First Round ( Thunderstorm Vs Khimwhyte ) ** by coogar:
i don't even know what to say - i am impressed by these 2 cäts - by far the most theatrical battle in the tournament. let me pop a beer can first & read em verses again.

it's painful one of you must go out......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by coogar: 9:40pm On Dec 02, 2013
lalaboi: I bn don try. e nor work. orun kumi
lalaboy - upload the league table or which kind sleep be this? did you flirt with a tse-tse fly?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:24pm On Dec 02, 2013
larride: grin grin grin
https://i.minus.com/ibc4I1QgnWu8BQ.gif

https://i.minus.com/ihXR5G8EJAkXf.gif

can the michael jackson of honduras do that?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:00pm On Dec 02, 2013
elampiro: ...and you think Young is not a mechanical player? What skills does he have?
young has more skills in his left foot(that he never uses) than the whole of valencia.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:55pm On Dec 02, 2013
chamotex: I think we should let Zaha go on loan...he looks rusty
And he is trying too hard to impress.
lack of action has affected zaha.....can't blame him, moyes is a talent killer.

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