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Family › Re: The Case Of Clara Chime- Enugu First Lady by coogar: 10:49pm On Nov 11, 2013
InvertedHammer: I will give your story 85%.
Kia Picanto? Yes!
Runz girl? Yes!
Gifts? Yes!
Hiding in trunk? No!
Jazz backfire? Possibly Yes!

You also missed the part where she would drive in a convoy to night clubs to harass the governor and his
retinue of young chics. It was very embarrassing for the governor for the wife to be creating such scenes in public.

All the ladies in the house, say yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaah! You go fear marriage na!

it seems all the fireworks are in enugu & yet you people bore us with fashola & ladipo market, etc. how come no one has mentioned this on NL till now?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:29pm On Nov 11, 2013
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an intelligent player would have passed to van persie here cos he must have known his left foot is his weaker foot.....

kagawa did his job by flicking the header on, van persie did his job by making himself available for a pass. rooney screwed up the whole process!
Family › Re: The Case Of Clara Chime- Enugu First Lady by coogar: 10:18pm On Nov 11, 2013
dayokanu: Coogar your girlfriend is back at it

http://www.lindaikeji..com/2013/11/ese-walter-again-threatens-to-expose.html#more
oh gosh....
this woman again! just when i thought she's been redeemed.......maybe governor chime should replace clara with ese walters.
Family › Re: The Case Of Clara Chime- Enugu First Lady by coogar: 9:55pm On Nov 11, 2013
Most men from Enugu are now going to other states to find future wives as they fear the governor has made Enugu girls unmarriageable.
someone please remind me not to go near any enugu girl.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:48pm On Nov 11, 2013
Purist: Rumour has it this is the actual reason CR7 left United.

[img]http://d3fsqtc6sy2z27.cloudfront.net/uploads/99e10eff6312957c6c7bf515e2e927f1_large[/img]

grin grin grin btw, anyone has an idea who's sporting that böner? cheesy
darron gibson!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:00pm On Nov 11, 2013
Ibime: I'm sure Torres played Newcastle game.
what was the score when he left the pitch? what was the score at full time?
Family › Re: The Case Of Clara Chime- Enugu First Lady by coogar: 6:57pm On Nov 11, 2013
Italiano1: Bless you, while writing in Bold, you must have been feeling like most of us have issues with our eyesight hence why you magnified it to such a large font or alternatively you thought that by increasing it to such a large font, it validates whatever point you are trying to make.

You are a lazy poster, instead of you to address the points you disagree with in the OP, you decide to make baseless and daft assumptions and topped it up with a crude generalization. Shame on you and the reprobates that liked your hideous post.
when simpletons with fluff in their noggins have nothing to say, they post in large fonts to get your attention. if there's substance in her post, why would she need the large fonts to drive her point across?
Family › Re: The Case Of Clara Chime- Enugu First Lady by coogar: 6:46pm On Nov 11, 2013
Deschil: Please tell, how do you know she is actually mentally ill? Don't pray to fall victim of a conspiracy.
the governor said so - he actually told the media people to interview her doctors & do their own investigation. how more transparent can the governor be for you folks to believe he's speaking the truth?
Family › Re: The Case Of Clara Chime- Enugu First Lady by coogar: 6:08pm On Nov 11, 2013
dayokanu: She wants to leave the governor yet enjoy the perks of being governors wife. Its confusing. How do you want to stop being Mrs Coogar yet continue to enjoy the benefit of being Mrs coogar
she probably feels she is in the UK/USA...
talk about eating one's cake & still wanting to keep some in one's derrière.

The stuff I always say about women wanting the benefits but not the responsibilities attached to it.
hahahahaha....
she would blame the husband - she would bring up a story how she wanted to work & she was prevented from working. greedy woman - she still wants to be the first lady of her state without being a wife of the governor.

Clara's ideal resolution would be for Chime to divorce her yet let her continue to live in Governors house with all the allocation, escorts, cook travels and owambe

Help understand how that works. The only one I respect in this is the first wife who walked out and never looked back
he should kick her out if she wants out.
she should vacate her first lady's office & let someone else run her office. she does not even have the mental capacity to be a first lady - divorce or not!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 5:56pm On Nov 11, 2013
wonlasewonimi: He is actually well versed. There's not much difference between him and Musiwa. Heck, they both studied in Canada.
musiwa went to school?
you mean that map guy was once a student of any school? wow - we learn stuff everyday. i would never have known that dude ever held a pen & a notepad.
Family › Re: The Case Of Clara Chime- Enugu First Lady by coogar: 5:54pm On Nov 11, 2013
dayokanu: I have been going through the case of Mrs Chime and it reminds me of what we always discuss on this family section regarding some Nigerian women

She cried out that she was detained by the Governor

The Governor attempted to set her free, Now she has rejected that she doesnt want to leave because of the perks of being first lady

This buttresses one of the points that poverty and laziness is what promotes abuse in Nigerian marriages

I heard the woman Clara is not even the first wife
isn't the woman mentally-ill?
protecting her from the public should be the logical thing to do. the woman then managed to get near a phone & screamed she was held against her will. that's the problem with today's women.

you attempt to protect them then you are too possessive or being too abusive. ignore them & you are not caring enough. maybe she would have loved it if the governor had uploaded a youtube clip of her having fits & foaming in the mouth.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:49pm On Nov 11, 2013
superstar1: This is not about hatred.

This is about rooney not playing the role he is meant and expected to.play. If he wants to be doing workaholic thing, we can as well draft him into Essien's position of DM.

He can never be great in terms of world football if all he does is playing with passion and working hard.

I like his work rate and passion, if that is what he is all about, for optimal performance of the team, we need to get a new pacy ball distributor into that position.
this is england - the fans love a trier.
rooney has been reduced to doing js-park's job. grin
Family › Re: He Told The Truth About His Brother’s Bride And Everybody Hates Him by coogar: 5:41pm On Nov 11, 2013
ifyalways: How do you people marry nowadays ? You meet someone in Lagos today,date for 3 months and marry?

In my place we ask questions,dig and dig before marriage so there is no such luck. If i find out after marriage,tough luck. Life itself na gamble.
see change of mouth... grin grin cheesy
the questioning & digging are irrelevant - you already said he might have changed which means the investigation shouldn't matter. he's a changed man after all.

so answer the question again - would you marry a serial räpist, ritualist, cannibal, drug mule, etc who has changed?

dayokanu: I wont keep quiet if I find out my brother self wan marry public toilet olonsho
only an idiotic sibling would keep quiet and let his brother have unprotected sëx with a potential HIV-carrier.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:27pm On Nov 11, 2013
Oghos1: .
Ur extreme hate for rooney is clearly clouding ur judgement.
Rooney wasn't a striker last nyt. He was more of an attacking midfielder.
attacking midfielder? how's rooney an attacking midfielder when he played so close to RVP & even denied the dutch wizard a chance to score the 2nd goal?

our attacking midfielder created a total of 0 chance from open play last night & that's good enough for you? the standards have fallen so bad these days.

And yes, attacking midfielders generally help their team with some defensive work, oscar, ozil, carzola, muller, mikhitaryan, gotze et all do it, and are praised when they do it well.
Period.
abeg, don't compare the players above with rooney. these ones have a great first touch, excellent short passing skills, vision, awareness, verve & panache. rooney lacks any of these skillset - the only thing he does is run around like a headless chicken.

reading the media this morning, one would think wayne created about 8 chances. he only kicked a corner - hoping someone would get at the end of it & all of a sudden, rooney is the cross-product of zidane & platini.

Ur hate for rooney is not ordinary. Datz all I can say
i don't hate rooney....
however, the fanboyism from the media is toe-curling. praise rooney when he scores, praise him when he treads throughballs, praise him when he beats a man & lay a pass to a better-positioned teammate!

stop praising him for running 80 yards to bring a player down. messi/ronaldo did not need all those aggression to be world class players. stop praising him for misplaced passes. stop hyping him for losing the ball & putting the defence under pressure.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:53pm On Nov 11, 2013
superstar1: Just finished watching United's game against Arsenal again. Sincerely, rooney was just more of work rate and passion, he did nothing with the ball apart from the corner kick.

Jones was a beast in the CM position. De Gea ought to have brought his iPad to the pitch for the game, he would have finished watching Lord of the Rings without so much qualms.

Will really love to.see the combo of rooney and carrick in the middle, with kagawa playing in the hole behind RVP and Januzaj on the left and Nani/Valencia on the right.
he won the MOTM with that shower-of-shyte performance. carragher & redknapp in the skysports studio said it was a world class performance. grin

now when rooney carries the same blood & thunder attitude to the world cup & gets sent off, the media would pull him down again.

why should a supposed striker be getting credits for running around on the pitch? falcao, messi, ronaldo, suarez, cavani, aguero are not known for doing such - they score/assist goals.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:32pm On Nov 11, 2013
dayokanu: Maybe its the weather Nothing to do with the coach. The coach is infallible
torres got injured & chelsea fell apart.
if he is fit, i know obese charlatans like ibime & yourself would apportion him the blame.

lampard should never wear the blue shirt again if chelsea are serious about their title challenge. he's the reason chelsea can't function.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:47pm On Nov 11, 2013
BinghiNya: the only place nani can start ahead of tony v is in a fantasy game, Tv got a rating of 7 if nani was that good he should have made the team . The wazza you dissed was even match of the match
yes, wazza is england's golden boy & thus he gets an undeserved accolade. RVP scored the decisive goal not wazza. however, in england, cornerkick takers get more points than the goalscorer.

what exactly did wazza do last night? charging down opponents from 60 yards? is that why ronaldo, messi, zidane, fat ronaldo became best players on the planet? i get peeved when a striker is praised for doing a defensive job. wazza fails in his task to be a messi/ronaldo but he gets praised for doing the job of van bommel or makelele. is rooney a striker or a hatchet man?

now to nani - even the most united-hating arsenal fan would tell you nani has destroyed arsenal more than any winger we have had since ronaldo. i can't even think of anytime arsenal's fullbacks have stopped nani so all those defensive stuff you are talking about is unfounded. nani does the business against arsenal - valencia only huffs & puffs with no penetration. even bebe would have put a better performance against gibbs.
Crime › Re: Suspected Robbers Video Themselves During Operation by coogar: 3:34pm On Nov 11, 2013
When asked what he did with the money he made from his robberies, the suspect said, “I went to Ebonyi State, where I had my wedding. Weddings are expensive. Soon after, my wife gave birth to a son and we were happy, but when I left the gang, I became so broke that I had to sell some of my things in order to feed.
crime might reduce in nigeria if they abolish the brideprice concept especially in the east. these men are forced by the society to marry & yet there's no employment to afford the exorbitant & ridiculous brideprice placed on the women.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:21pm On Nov 11, 2013
BinghiNya: big fat lie, nani offers no form of cover for the defence and his rate of turn over of the ball is alarming we would have been gang raped.
nani provides more defensive cover than valencia. valencia is animal shyte - he should be nowhere near the first team. he's been consistently shyte for 18 months now but his style suits moyes who himself is a reactive manager. he's turned the team into everton - players with flair are being ignored for the mechanical robots like smalling, jones & valencia.

1-0 up & moyes parked the bus.
sagna's crosses nearly finished united. instead of bringing in the calvary(chicharito, nani & janujaz) to kill the game off, moyes brought in fellaini & giggs to overload the midfield. that's not the united way. arsenal deserved a point from the way they had us pinned back but unfortunately for them, giroud/bendtner conspired to screw wenger up.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:06am On Nov 11, 2013
BinghiNya: we would have been embarassed if nani started in front of smalling, he would offer no defensive support. you dont know more than sir alex and chosen one fielding valencia ahead of your friend nani
if nani started ahead of smalling, arsenal wouldn't even attack us down the left at all. gibbs would worry more about defending than attacking. that's what nani gives you - we have seen him embarrass arsenal time & time again with his trickery, intelligence & tekkers.

nani has never had a bad game against arsenal. we were the home team - we should be worrying about attacking than defending? this is why valencia did nothing on the night. he could not beat gibbs throughout 90 mins & you thick that's a good performance?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 10:51pm On Nov 10, 2013
i am embarrassed for all the united fans that came here to gloat. this is really beneath us. we have won the league 20 times, we have won the league title 5 times in the last 7 seasons.

why do we need to make fun of arsenal? they have not won a spoon in 8 seasons. this is the equivalent of a 25 year-old man beating a boy of 6 and feeling like a champion. leave the gooners alone.

my 2 pennies......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:45pm On Nov 10, 2013
[quote author=Mr_TA]@coogar, I agree with you a little but don't share a lot of your confidence. The weakness in midfield is still there and the lack of pace through the side is still an issue. I expect we might be good enough to finish in the top 4 as our best case scenario but without serious surgery we won't be pulling up tree when if matters with this squad and unless Moyes becomes a very fast learner.[/quote]we can never have that world class midfield with the way we play but we have not had it for years as well & we won the premier league.....we should just improve the wing-play. our midfield need help from UN.

i have noticed we don't play as a unit. our off-the-ball movement is below average. even the collective pressing is non-existent. rooney or hernandez presses while others watch like tools instead of pressing the remaining outlets the opponent can use. we are just too lazy to do the basics & this is why we come under pressure far too easily.

other teams in europe do the pressing & the attacking wholesomely. with one dortmund player in possession, he has about 4 different options he can pass to each time. same as barca & many of the top clubs. we don't have that work ethic. we may sign all the world class midfielders & still look shyte in the midfield.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:16pm On Nov 10, 2013
[quote author=Mr_TA]Well that was pleasing and very surprising. I'm still getting thoughts together but we still need more from our midfield. I feel we should have kept jones in the middle and brought on Nani, shift Valencia RB to give us something going forward from fullback and a fresh Nani running them ragged. With Smalling replacing Vidic. I've still been very dubious of Moyes' subs but he got the result today so he must be commended.

Hopefully onwards and upwards.[/quote]i told you we weren't as bad as you thought last week. there's still a lot of work to do though to claim the top spot but arsenal weren't really going to threaten us.

they have only scored more than 1 league goal @ old trafford once in the last 20 years and they conceded 8 goals that day. they are usually crap @ old trafford.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:36pm On Nov 10, 2013
chamotex: Yes he was good defensively, which is what is expected of him, at least.
But going forward, he was really poor with his crosses and final balls.
They are making Rafael become indispensable in this team.
Overall he did his defensive duties effectively...fair play to him.
rafael is indispensable - smalling/valencia offer nothing going forward. valencia did not beat gibbs once throughout the game. janujaz & nani would have done more.....

smalling was disciplined at the back but he was awful going forward. the crosses were terrible - crossing is bread & butter for rafael. moyes should always start the right team to give us a better chance of winning big games.
Family › Re: A Must Read Letter From A Mistress To Wives by coogar: 8:31pm On Nov 10, 2013
kidsam: @ coogar hmmmmmm, my main concern is the after effect on the poor man.
well - the poor man made his choice to spread himself thin on more than one woman.

one woman wrote this...

Why Actresses Prefer Married Men
I am married to a married man too. I have not told anyone this before. Other journalists I have met were fed the story that my husband is abroad when he has always been in the country.

Most single men out there are not matured enough to handle the fact that actresses are normal women. They believe we are harlöts to be used and dumped. I believe they are too immature to handle the life around us.

They are easily affected by things they read and hear about us, and also things they see on screen about us.

But married men are matured to handle all this. They listen to us instead of listening to gist about us. They seem to understand women better. Besides, they are more caring, gentler and wiser.

QUESTION: You just said you are a jealous woman, how then can you share your man with another woman?

Because I knew he was married before I decided to marry him. It was my decision and I knew what I was walking into. Before I made up my mind I knew the price I was to pay and how I have to adapt to that. I have decided to share with the woman inside not any one outside.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:05pm On Nov 10, 2013
superstar1: why dint that idiot of a ref give us our obvious penalty?
moyes isn't mourinho.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:55pm On Nov 10, 2013
Purist: Eurosport:
TALKING POINT

Will Wayne Rooney continue to keep his place? Rooney’s first touch has clearly deserted him, and now his passing accuracy has too. With another player in his place United would surely have won by more.
as long as he chases lost cause, make senseless tackles, fouls opponents at will with the first touch of a räpist then he's world class. our attack has no cutting edge with rooney in the hole.
Family › Re: A Must Read Letter From A Mistress To Wives by coogar: 7:52pm On Nov 10, 2013
the world is big enough for wives & mistresses - there shouldn't be a clash betwen the two. the 2 letters are unnecessary as long as both parties understand their roles in the man's life.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:39pm On Nov 10, 2013
chamotex: I didn't really care about we played today...I just want the 3 points.
Being 11 points behind would have been a huge task.
We would have to be relying on other teams to do us a favour.
winning ugly is better than losing beautifully..
let's get to the top of the table before talking about tiki-taka. we need to push on from here though, no more rëtarded approach from moyes!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:28pm On Nov 10, 2013
Purist: I'm particularly happy De Gea got a clean sheet today.
he should be getting it every matchday if our players weren't scoring or assisting the opposition. swansea, sunderland & fulham were supposed to be clean sheets but welbeck, vidic & rooney respectively screwed things up for de beard!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:22pm On Nov 10, 2013
superstar1: the beauty of today was Ozil was missing and totally clueless and overwhelmed
there's nothing he could do....
feck me, sagna's crosses were world class - if arsenal had strikers like ours, they would have scored twice or thrice.

fine margins got us the win......

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