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chamotex: Yessssssssss!!!!

5th on the table - thanks to sunderland & newcastle.

Walspring: abeg scores? Has moyes broken wenger undefeat record?

match has finished...
united 1-0 arsenal.

GustavoFring: I hope you lot are getting ready to bop on that arsenal thread...

we are not touts....
what's there to celebrate in beating one's perennial bïtch?

united win.....

arsenal are carving us apart - giggs can't defend for shyte & has exposed evra.

rooney is a plank - giving the ball away time & time again.

another chance wasted - smalling should have just used his foot instead of heading that. where's rafael when we need him?

how can moyes choose giggs over nani/janujaz? this won't end well tonight.

GustavoFring: How anybody can diss Rooney is beyond me.

He just put in a tackle at the edge of his own box and then charged 60 yrds to tackle vermalen...

The man is a machine

yes, that's why ronaldo/messi are best players in the world. they miss every gilt-edge chance in front of goal & they run 60 yards to charge opponents down.

what's rooney's role? score goals & create chances or the ugly side of football?

another move wasted by rooney - trying a stupïd chip when he should have gone for power. what the fück is wrong with this fatboy?

what a chance....
rooney is a fowl!

rooney's first touch is god awful!
that was a super pass from carrick & his first touch took the ball to cambodia.

we need a 2nd goal to kill arsenal's morale - as good as they play, they have a fragile mental strength.

RuuDie: No Vidic... Defendinghas to be top notch!

time to play the lawnmower(marouane) then......

montelik: vidic looks in bad shape. take him off, shift smalling to cb, drop Jones to rb and bring on cleverley or fellaini.

vidic will start 2nd half....
a blow to the mouth isn't enough to cripple vidic. however, valencia needs to do better & start getting behind gibbs.

RuuDie: Mehn, if this "rubbish" will give us all 3pts, I don't mind oh...make dem continue like dis jor!

vidic off - cleverley in.
this sucks o

chamotex: I think Vidic is coming off...that would be a huge loss.

put rooney in the defence & we are ok...

seriously, jones can fit in perfectly & we can bring on tom cleverley or marouane alongside carrick. however, moyes is a lunatic.....he can push jones into the defence & play giggs alongside carrick.

de gea has improved so much - his punches now have some bites to it. the brand of football both teams are playing is hospital football.

aManFromMars: Your definition of 'rubbish' is well known.

we scored via setplay - we haven't actually carved arsenal apart. with the number of creative players on show, we should be testing szczesny more.

Van Persie strikes....

aManFromMars: Never been so tensed in my life, especially With the possibility we could close the gap on Chelsea, Man City and Tottenham.
Man Utd playing well so far.

we are playing rubbish so far...
have we created any good chance yet? we are just running, plenty of possession but no smart interplay.

Ogbeche77: If we loose today, we won't win the league this season..... I expect these lads to play till their last drop of blood

if we win today, we go 4th....
seriously, if we don't win today moyes is the fault. smalling/valencia offer us nothing offensively - i would have preferred rafael/nani. arsenal don't have tall players so i don't understand smalling's inclusion.

the 2nd factor is rooney - if he plays well and links the attack brilliantly then we have a chance. if he fouls up the place like he did in europe midweek then we would struggle. jones is jones(no football brain).

wes brown destroyed aguero/negredo - his first match after 22 months & to play so brilliant like that is nothing but breathtaking. he battered city to a pulp. deserved MOTM!!!

ITbomb: If you work in an establishment that has a woman as a head , you will hate women . Given power they always try so hard to show you how powerful they are and in everything , they overdo
80% of them though

if given the opportunity, women woukd have crashed this planet. they are equally as aggressive & abusive as the men but they rarely forgive. while they might look weak & fragile, watch out for the passive aggressive behaviour in them.

where's that midget elampiro?
una don chase am away - the useless faggöt bailed out. elampiro is my man though, i am just messing with his head. don't be surprised when his nephew is born, he has my caustic tongue & a drinking problem.

elampiro: See this baboon doesn't know the meaning of average passes per game. We have had three different stats on this now. Many pages back showed number of passes, key passes vs minutes played among our strikers for 3 or 4 seasons. It showed same thing. Now we have another telling us about number of passes per match.

i have told you time & time again that you exhibit the traits of a child that lost his virginity to his mum. average passes per game does not tell which of the passes were from setplays & open plays. did your mum mix menstrual blood with your sorghum in your feeding bottle?

Are you so daft? RVP had more games than Rooney in 2011/12, why is he not even in top 25 when Rooney is number 3. Also on passes from defensive position, Rooney was the only striker.

i am now certain your dad had a great influence on you - he was a lunatic! player A & player B had 90 mins under their belt. player A had 50 open play passes & 20 set play passes. player B had 60 open play passes & 2 set play passes - how would average passes per game tell which one used setplays to skew his stats?

elampiro, you are a walking coma - you would suck rooney's cock if he execrete through his pënis!

How do I even expect a product of bestiality like you to know the simple 1+1.

who's acted more like a child that popped out of the orifice of a silverback? you were räped by your father. you are the only nigerian that can stick an easter egg in & out of his anüs without breaking it.

elampiro: I gotta go.

I know the scallywag likes having the last word in every argument. He also work like a thief, typing at dead nights
.

move one inch & lightning would strike you & turn your mud-hut into ashes. go where? you dunno what you have gotten yourself into - i would not relent till you slide into depression & jump off the onitsha bridge!

elampiro: Did you not see that Chicha and Welbeck had 30+ games between them? And Berba had some games?

you must be suffering from mental halitosis..
what has what chicha/welbeck play gotta do with rooney? rooney did not play in the hole in 11/12. he played further up the pitch just like he did in 09/10. this is why he recorded just 4 league assists in 2,800 mins - that's 1 assist every 8 league games.

If you say Rooney played 9 and dropped deep to have as many number of passes as EPL top midfielders, then he ought to earn £300K/week or more.

you must have been räped by your uncle for saying this nonsense. why are you such a brainless beast of burden? the number of passes is highly dependent on the number of minutes. players who play more games generally play more passes.

rooney had 2,800 minutes & he was the chief setpiece taker in 11/12. common sense suggest he would touch the ball more than his peers who didn't not play as many minutes or take set plays(short corners, shirt freekicks, etc)

Oghos1: That Rooney had so so n so number of passes proves nothing.

We all know how Rooney has been. Even if u play him infront of number 9, he will always drop deep. Always.

Na rvp mk am dae try change that he habit so.

So look for anoda proof. 1 million passes still doesn't prove anything

that boy is a fool.....
see how he backed down when i gave him the drogba example of 09/10. drogba scored 29 goals + 13 assists as a lead striker. elampiro suggested a striker ought to have split himself into 2 to get such numbers.

elampiro: This is how losers argue, calling people liars.

Now you are faced with the statistics and you are nailed.

you are still here?
bloody hell, you are notoriously foolish - you are about the only person with the brain of a snail. how can a player in the hole cop just 4 assists in 2,800 league minutes? 4 assists? when has rooney ever copped 4 assists in united? even in 10/11 season with limited appearances, he had 11 assists.

elampiro: How many number 10 have this?
EPL best Assists


131 Ryan Giggs 

95 Frank Lampard 

87 Steven Gerrard 

82 Wayne Rooney 

80 Thierry Henry 

71Francesc Fabregas 

58Robin van Persie 

55 Didier Drogba 

54 Gareth Barry 

53Danny Murphy 

53Ashley Young 

52Nolberto Solano 

52 James Milner 

49 Nani 

..And when you scroll down down before you will see

46 Dimitar Berbatov 

http://www.statbunker.com/alltimestats/AllTimeCompetitionMostAssists?comp_code=EPL

another idiotic stats that pay no homage to the number of games played by these players and how many of these assists are from setplays. but it's elampiro, the only brainless twerp that expects berbatov that joined the premier league in 2006 to match rooney that started playing in 2003.....it's elampiro the lab rëtard that expects a chief setpiece taker to have the same number of assists as berbatov who doesn't take setpieces.

dayokanu: Na wa oo

nonsense story.....
i just don't understand why nigerian women think all the men are beasts looking for whom to devour & have for breakfast. i can bet this OP is seeing things that don't exist.

so there are no other slim, pretty chics out there for him to stare at on a daily basis at work, church, or wherever your husband likes to hang out. if a man comes on here to say his wife stares at his nephew - i doubt half of the people commenting here would react the same way.

arrant nonsense!

[quote author=Madam @ the top]we met when everything was really tight for me in skool. no job, no money, my bf was doing masters in the uk, he couldn't support me coz he was not working nd all...I don't like disturbing my peeps for money...I don't even know how to ask for any additional money except for my monthly allowance.

I never had the intention of falling in love when I met diz guy coz I knew he wanted me cos his wife was not with him and nothing more. So I was like we should be both act like we're in love with eachoda nd enjoy the moment together. I enjoy his money nd he enjoys watever he wanna enjoy out of me. But I fell in love after checking his profile nd salary on google.

He's a footbaLer,the best guy a lady could ever wish for. He's religious, goodlooking nd caring but he's married with a kid..

He asked his wife for a divorce the 3rd month we started dating. The lady had to fly to our city to talk sensse into his brain. She did all she could to rekindle their marriage. So he asked me to come over to nigeria to come spend some weeks with my fam not knowing he was trying to avoid me.

we've not been communicating well ever since I came back to the country coz he thinks I'm dating him coz of his money. I've tried all my best to get him out of my mind but I can't despite not talking to eachother for like 2months now...This is a guy that cries on phone whenever I do little shakara for him(he only cried
Once tho).

I'm having issue with my real bf....Our relationship has neva been d same ever since we met in lagos. He's really trying his best to make it work but I believe he's doing dat coz of his selfish interest coz I believe a relationship without trust is rubbish...we don't trust eachoda....I think it's berra to stick to my married guy till I'm ready for marriage instead of jumping from one relationship to anoda.

To cut the story short, I love him so much nd I know he loves me too.I'm even planning to go see him in december....I know God is not happy with what I'm doing coz he's married...I'm this religious type of girl. His wife is a prayer warrior too...kindly advice me on what to do coz I'm confused![/quote]God has already answered your prayers....
you don't need any more prayer - you are in love with a footballer that's ready to kick his wife out, he spoils you silly with material stuff & his bedroom game is world class. just continue to enjoy the ride. there are few men out there to go round so scenarios like this are always going to happen......

congrats!!!

Purist: Gaddem coogar. Are you a biologist or something?

i am a vet!

GustavoFring: Damn I really feel for elampiro.

Bros I share your sentiment that Rooney is not appreciated enough on this thread. As a Chelsea fan, I was wetting myself in anticipation of his imminent transfer to SB throughout the off season.

But with the way Coogar has been landing jab after jab on your head, maybe you should give this one a rest eh?

abeg, there should be no rest....
it's friday & it's a slow day so i want fireworks till sunday when we host the arsës.....anything short of 3 points & the debate would rage on till we win another game. i am in a battle-mode right now.

elampiro: The nincompoop as predictably come up with useless excuses again. "May be RVP and Drogba had less crosses than Rooney". Mr. Plus or minus. From your experience of stat you don't know the average percentage of crosses to passes? What significant does 4.8 crosses per match has with 50 passes per match?

Rooney 32(2) matches appearance, 50 passes per match.

Chacharito 18(10) matches, 14 passes per match.

Welbeck 23/7. Matches, 24 passes per match.

Berbatov Matches 5/7 matches, 19 passes per match.

you are a disgrace to the 2 people that contributed your chromosomes. you must have been fathered by a bastärd. you came here to lie that rooney had one of the best passing accuracy(top 3 in the league in 11/12 season), had the most passes from the midfield, created the most chances in our team, etc.

i called you out on your lies & provided the stats sheet of every player in the squad. the sheet confirmed rooney wasn't in the top 3 of any passing statistics like you foolishly claimed & now you are running helter skelter. defend your claim about rooney's passing stat that makes him one of the best in the league, you troglodyte!!!

Can anyone see what I have seen. Look at the number of matches of Chicha and Welbeck. So now how many matches did Rooney play 9? 50 passes per match from the number 9 role while others make 14 or 19 passes from behind? What is the definition of a r3ard? Sheep brain.

this is why you should have been aborted - if rooney was making 50 passes behind a striker, how come he was only able to cop 4 assists in 2,800 minutes? how can 50 passes behind a striker produce just 4 genuine goal assists in the league?

*** Meanwhile, I saw somewhere that Nani & Young had the highest number of crosses while Valencia had the highest number of accurate passes. Young and Giggs were reported to have the highest number of set plays. Now who was that blockhead stating Rooney stat may have been boosted by his insignificant number of crosses? Whereas RVP was a major , if not sole, taker of set play for Arsenal that year. The mumu can't even understand a chart to know a high percentage of Rooney's passes from defensive area.

it shall not be well with you if you cannot produce what you saw somewhere that young & giggs had the highest number of setplays in the squad. you are a liar, a leper that should be quarantined. each time you tell us you saw something somewhere without producing any evidence, it means another lie has been fabricated.

Rooney is a Man United god. He is even underpaid. He was making 50 passes per match, created high number of chances, and came out with 27 league goals. He deserves his pay. If he goes o City or Chelsea he will just relax for feeding while he hits a zillion goals.

liar liar, pants on fire!!!
rooney created less chances per game than nani, young, giggs & valencia. he copped 4 genuine assists in the hole while valencia had 13 assists. how a player you lied played in the hole could only produce 4 assists all season says a lot about you & rooney than the game itself.

elampiro: You are really now struggling. Rooney doesn't take crosses from defensive position. He has 370+ passes from defensive position. That's more than 10 passes from defense per match, more than half of what Berba do in a match. What does that tell you. Did it appear he played 9?

stop french-kissing acute foolishness.....
the stats you are running with is not pro-rata - it only recorded the absolute numbers - it did not tell us how many games those players took part in. the number of passes taken without considering the time is irrelevant. rooney played 2800 mins that season - he cannot/should not be compared to his peers that spent less time on the pitch...

you are a fool!

Secondly stat has showed that Rooney only has 10% or less of his passes from set play. So even if you discard it makes no difference.

you must be suffering from down syndrome.
where in your stat did it show anything about setplay or open play? this boy must have been scrubbed with a lying-sponge when he popped out in the labour room.

you mean your stats showed us the number of rooney's passes that were from setplays & you could deduce they were ±10%? damn, we should award you a honorary degree in acute lying.

Thirdly, the chart didn't specify or indicate what it meant by a cross. Is it referring to a cross from open play which connected a team mate or a set play?

shut up & stop adding irrelevant facts to the roasting session i am dishing you. the emphasis in that chart was the sheer number of passes. it has nothing to do with setplay or open play. stop lying to us - you cannot even read a chart, talk less analyse what it says.

There are many strikers (Drogba, RVP, etc) who take set play, why did they not make the list? Because there business was purely 9- top 9 striker.

perhaps because rooney played more setplays than them, maybe rooney even spent more time on the pitch than them or maybe rooney played more short freekicks than them. there is a dozen of factors that could have led to this as your chart didn't specify the number of minutes each player on there copped to get those numbers....

You are looking for ways to survive.
Kpele. Bye bye till morning.

i have destroyed all the credibility left in you. if you have any shame, you should commit suicide tonight.

elampiro: Still trying to survive. So Man United did not play 442 again as yu have always claimed? Noted.

what is this fool saying? you claimed rooney played in the hole & that's a big lie like i have exposed you.

Now if you said Rooney played 9 and still did those things he did in the midfield and defensive area, he must be super human.

you are a fool - what's superhuman about what rooney did? the player you claimed played in the hole had a fraction of the assists his peers in the same role copped for their respective clubs. can you not see the idiocy in your theory?

Lastly, let us see the formation in the 38 league games. Then we will see where Berba, Chicha and Welbeck played in the matches they featured. You think you are smart. Small brain. Animal sense. Meat head.

you have seen a jobless lout like yourself that will print out the formation of 38 league games? you are a fool - if rooney really played in the hole for 2,300+ league minutes, how in the name of zeus did he post a horrendous 4 league assists all season from the hole? shouldn't he have posted the same numbers as mata, silva, aguero, nasri, etc?

elampiro: R3tarding, Welbeck tracked back which season. Hope your delusioned brain is not thinking 2012/13?

welbeck tracked back in 11/12. in 12/13, welbeck played mostly as a winger, you idiöt! welbeck was the workhorse in 11/12, while rooney just waited & scored goals.

Berba, Chachia and Welbeck were our strikers in 2011/12 season. Rooney was in the hole. That was why he was making 50 passes per game and a number of them from defensive position. Check your stat animal.

you lie for a living - no one should ever take you serious.

From that withdrawn role he scored over 30 goals that season. If you like remain in your darkness. I have enlightened you enough for free. Na u know.

withdrawn role?
elampiro - you & shame are planets apart. there's no decorum bone in that filthy body of yours. i reiterate, rooney played in the AM role less than 5 times.

where's the high passing accuracy you lied about? so which position was rooney playing in the graphics below? yes - it's number 10. elampiro, testicles certainly dwell in your brain.