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BinghiNya: so this retarded fellow doesn't know tony valencia is our my best winger smh for plastic fans, by their fruit you shall know them cross over fans

i have fixed that for you.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Give the Bavarians some credits, they're yet to lose a game [/color]

that's the point....
easier to do such in europe than in nigeria. bayern would lose at least 12 league games per season in the nigerian league. can barca/bayern do it on a hot saturday afternoon in a packed stadium @ aba?

donkelz: An empty barrel makes d loudest noise...keep displaying ur immaturity and stupidity. I dnt exchange words with kids, so take dis as a reprimand. If u want me to teach u respect, simply ask and I will give u a free training

you are the one with the intelligence of a toddler....where do you think you are? your paraga joint where the vast majority of your audience are chronic alcoholics?

i am illuminating your darkened views that verbal aggression is also violence & the OP provoked the situation yet you are blabbing rubbish....i am sure you are the type that would taste faeces just to be sure it's what it looks like.

i believe in rebirth & i hope it happens to you so you can be reincarnated as an actual douche-bag. you are a waste of flesh, more inanimate objects would have made a better use of the brain in your head.

80% of the nigerian people have no clue what marriage is about & about 85% shouldn't be allowed to make children.

your 2-day old baby is being denied brëastmilk right before you & you are there asking what you should do? in 2013?

if you were in my country, i would have called social services on you people to have y'all jailed & take the innocent child from you before you use the child for rituals.

BinghiNya: Fake fans always after a single player and they lack footie knowledge but just to brag over nothing wazza is here to stay anyone who hates that should dive headlong from a rock

i wish fergie hadn't retired last may, rooney would have been playing alongside drogba now in galatasaray! rooney - my foot! even fergie confessed rooney is retardëd - a slow learner.

in another news,
sascha riether banned for 3 games for stepping on janujaz's ankle at craven cottage.

Chillisauce: Malaria is a deadly disease.
I had lots of experience o. Even ppl though I was SS. Right from childhood, always sick. The whole school knew me and most times I just pretend to avoid chores both in school and at home .

My own malaria is not caused by mosquitoes because even when mosquito no bite me, I still test positive on malaria.
Here, I can't remember the last time I fell sick. Everybody dey shout flu flu, I just dey bounce dey shine.
I have done my portion.

Coming home, I come with mosquito repellant. That's my body cream. Malaria shouldn't be taken likely. Make sure you get a test even after treating it.

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pickabeau1: Na Ramsey Pitt and Brad Elliot

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the plot is overplayed - it's like resident evil + 2012 mixed together. the only part i liked was the egypt scene behind a big fence when the zombies went in a soldier-ant mode to breach the fence. it would have won an oscar in 1985 but in 2013, the movie is below average.

tybank: They are my next house neighbour,we ve got no rapport except the usual 'good morning' & how is the family greetings,no other thing bring us together.
They(husband & wife ) are fond of sending their children to you for help(money) and when u do it they never make reference to it when they later see you.
The most annoying thing is the way they ask for the help 'my mum says you should give her N500' ,my dad says he needs N1000' they will always name the amount and will never appreciate(at least say thank you) when they see you later,they act as if they never sent their children to you. I believe there's nothing wrong in helping ur neighbour if u have the ability to,but for this people it has become a norm.
How do one deal with this type of neighbour ? Please advise

what difference does it make if they acknowledge your kind gesture or not? keep giving - heaven will bless you secretly too. it's a win-win situation for you & your family.

donkelz: Coogar, so far, all ur comments concerning d topic has displayed ur immaturity and ur insecurity as a man. No Responsible man, I repeat, No Responsible man lays his hands on a woman no matter d offence d said woman has committed. All you've been blabbing is trying to justify how rite d guy was in beating up d OP...how old are u coogar?

will you shut that filthy mouth of yours? you sound like a castrated arabian donkey. they come online to talk a good game & it's people like you we see on lindaikeji's blog in cuffs holding fresh human head.

StarBoard: Don't waste your time and money.
The league isn't worth it.
The painful thing is that South Africa and Zambia and Kenya, who have less talented players combined than Nigeria in their leagues, have a better and watchable product.
Even when Multichoice decides to show our games, you cannot but help being turned off by poor pitches, substandard stadia and illiterate pundits.

it's so sad......
a nation of almost 200 million people cannot organise a top-tier football league devoid of corruption. i was hoping the stadia used for some of the international competitions we have hosted recently would be rented out to some of the football clubs.......someone needs to expose NFF to FIFA. this useless league does not sit well with me at all.

deols: Not when I have teeth sharp enough to bite.

try me....

I dont know the Igbo part but I had an idea that Coogar likes beans hence supporting the beans guy

beans is highly nutritious...
the best nigerian food without a shadow of doubt. i am not supporting the beans guy but standing up for the sheer hypocrisy that has polluted this section.

the other day, a woman knifed her husband & she became a national hero with women praising her bravery for ending the life of her spouse. these same people are the ones frowning at ordinary slaps that semi-illiterate nigerian policemen or geography teachers dish out on a regular basis.

dayokanu: Shooting Stars relegated again?

Ohh my dear Sooting

despite losing only one game at home - they won 13 games & drew 5. it simply means bayern munich will not win the nigerian league.

chaircover: Leave him! Ive reported him to Ileoba. He will soon be the one with a kettle slammed into his head.

ileoba is a docile wife.....all she's concerned about is her witchdoctoring profession. herbs, shells, limestone, cowhorns, etc.

StarBoard: Things have gotten progressively worse.
I remember going to watch a game in Port Harcourt between Sharks and Dolphin.
I still swear on my grandpa's grave that nothing will ever take me to watch a Nigerian league game EVER again.
The officiating was dubious at best in favour of Dolphin who were listed as the home side.

i will definitely go & see few league games the next time i visit nigeria. thanks for the heads up - i want to see the dubious officials in action.

You would think that a team with 46 points will escape relegation.
However, with all the bribing of refs and match officials, every home game is a certified sure banker.

how do bookmakers cop profits then? i mean - if all home games are sure bankers then surely there's no money to be made by the bookies.

As of today we can count the number of teams that are professionally run, without government input. That is one major reason why the league is still the way it is. No team has its own stadium till today.
Corporate bodies will never get involved with sponsoring the league the way the EPL is.

It's just a sorry reflection of the state of the country.

FIFA should ban nigeria from all international competitions including club competitons. if we get a 5-year ban, NFF & other stakeholders would sit up & fix the problems. how difficult can it be to organise a corrupt-free football league & win back the trust of the football fans?

StarBoard: https://www.nairaland.com/1504894/documentary-nairaland-pictures/16
Someone is about to get found out . . .

hilarious....oghos needs deliverance...

As per that, I dont even know what to say.
The eventual champion lost 15 games. All away.
Try that in the premier league and the manager would be replaced.
I stopped taking the Nigerian League seriously like a decade and a half ago.

and here i am thinking things have changed massively. the funniest thing is my colleagues at work printed the league table & the article & left about 24 copies on my desk with a big LOL. it didn't sink at first until i saw the away form of all the football teams in the league - pathetic is what describes this sham of a league.

Two seasons ago, a side called Ocean Boys decided to disband like 6 weeks to the end of the season. The NFF decided to deduct all the points other teams earned from beating the said Ocean Boys. That cost Rangers 6 points, who were leading the league at the time.
The decision set them back and ultimately cost them the league Is it any wonder why you can have a team go unbeaten at home but lose 5/6 of its away games?[/quote]some relegated teams even had as many as 50 points. that is enough points to avoid relegation in any of the top 5 leagues playing 38 games per season. why is everything about nigeria so upside down? one fool made a comment in the guardian article - he said they must have 20 fergies in nigeria.

starboard, direct me to the thread abeg.....

i was looking for you last week to shed some light on the nigerian football league. i read a depressing article about our league & it's beyond hilarious. the number of away losses even for the league champion was relegation standard at best.

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what's the problem with nigeria?

deols: And some day, he will beat you and have his sister join at it.

Btw, why did coogar deny the Ohio girl?? O ga o

if i twist your mouth for you, you will cry.

StarBoard: Meanwhile, coogar, see wetin your guys dey yarn.

who did that meme?

SailorXY: were you watching a replay Man united vs AC Milan?

it's the english thing - when an attacking player is useless at creativity, they wow at his workrate. i have never seen messi/ronaldo getting accolades for workrate or defensive ability. these top players just do the business in the opponents area & win games for their respective clubs.

StarBoard: Abeg no need to harp on that, jare.
Those without common sense can't be bothered to know that Kagawa in the hole is the solution to our attacking malaise.
We have been saying it all season that Rooney is ineffective in that role and cannot do anything specific well.
So Rooney must play since according to some numpties, he's the soul of United.
But no, we have no brains. That's why according to some peeps, Valencia, who shouldn't be playing in the Premier League, is United's best player.

you should know some people are spiritually blind by now. even the most ardent rooney fans admitted rooney was a disgrace yesterday. he was pure wänk. he should consider retirement. how does he sleep at night when he watches messi & ronaldo perform close to 100% each time they step on the pitch?

RVP & hernandez can miss 5 golden chances each & get away with it. they have bailed us more in the past & the RVP chance wasn't that bad considering the ball came at him on his weaker foot. rooney wouldn't have scored that from his left foot too - we saw him miss one against leverkusen. hernandez was just unlucky with the ball bobbling up just before he struck it.

Did he create any to start with?
What kind of useless talk is this one? While he was on the pitch last night, what were we doing?

rooney & creativity are parallel lines. he doesn't even understand how to support a striker. see how kagawa came to life once he was played centrally - vertical passing to the main striker increased at a higher frequency once rooney left the pitch. he's a waste of space. we should cut ties with him & sign a world class midfielder.

elampiro: ...And people applauding the diving as a created chance, whereas it was a lost possession.

it was a clear penalty....
the defender clearly tugged at ashley young's hand

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besides, the chance i was talking about was the cross young made & van persie crashed against the post.

dademola: and why shudnt i say he was poor?

it's a sacred thing to say here - you become an enemy of the state instantly. rooney? poor? how can? has he not been winning the MOTMs every matchday since 2004?

i gave rooney 10/10 on tonight's performance

SailorXY: Finally!
Somebody with some BRAIN!!!

finally?
we have been saying this for aeons now - it's almost a cliché but na lie - the great white hope must play. rooney is hopeless as a centre forward & über-useless in the hole. we have been saying he should play on the flanks so we can accommodate him & kagawa & RVP but the fatso is intransigent to such tactical approach.

dademola: based his recent form, rooney was poor today.

don't say this loud - you could get publicly executed if you dare mention rooney was poor.

62% pass completion? lord of mercy!!!!

chamotex: How will a draw put us through?

before tonight's game, we needed 4 points. a win tonight & at least a point in the next match would have put us through.

now that we could only managed a draw, the least requirement in the next game is a win. we have to win in germany to qualify.

[quote author=Mr_TA]Well I wont be watching the Arsenal match. I'll still support the club but I cant deal with us getting destroyed by Arsenal. Fortunately Im off from work on Monday.

We need major surgery this summer.
Young
Valencia
Giggs
Fellaini
Anderson

At the very least need to go.[/quote]please remove fellaini, anderson & young from that list. they have done really well with limited opportunities. you can sell the others on the list tomorrow.


even roy keane said fellaini was excellent tonight & was unlucky with the cards.

Purist: Well, luckily, the other teams in the group also played a bore draw.

very boring group -
we should have won tonight - van persie shoulda at least scored one of those chances....these boys should better shape up for the arsenal game.

elampiro: Had Rooney been on the pitch with RVP, we should have won easily and those chances of Sociedad would never have been.

which wayne rooney? the 62% pass completion rooney or the rooney at everton? hauling him off was the best decision david moyes has made all season.

When Sociedad adjusted to RVP's introduction, Kagawa was lost on the pitch.

sociedad never adjusted to any introduction, we shoulda scored 2 good goals with him in the centre. the hernandez chance too was created by kagawa. the question is - what did rooney create all night? one hour to justify his £1m per month wages and he fücked it up!!!!

Valencia was the saving grace today as he easily recovered to stop Sociedad when United piled pressure.

tony valencia?
he was an embarrassment throughout - ashley young did more in his cameo than valencia did all night. another liability that needs to be sold quickly before depreciation sets in his market value.

RuuDie: I'm actually not upset at Fellaini's red. At least its a sign of tackling; better than having the opposition waltz into our third of the pitch every other time with all that lousy 'shadow' marking we usually do!

he was very good tonight - referee just hates his guts. his first yellow was undeserved. rooney's foul before then was more a grievous foul than the fellaini one.

it was a good performance but van persie & hernandez should have wrapped up the victory from the chances kagawa & young created on the night.

elampiro: The 10 minutes initial gragra was just what it was. Initial gragra.

These guys better win this match else we walk tight rope.

or else what?
rooney had 60 mins & the goalie never saved one shot throughout.

see the idiotic valencia assisting the spaniards with a useless pass. how is this guy still stealing a living at our club?

elampiro: Incredible number of chances too for Sociedad.
Chicharito cost us, we should be one nil.

the ball bobbled up just before he kicked it. the same thing happened for the van persie miss that crashed the post. however, if we had created enough of these chances in the first one hour, the law of average says one of them would have trickled in.

fellaini saw red!!!

elampiro: It's not so easy pairing with Chicharito, particularly in an away UCL fixture.

of course, as usual - chicharito gets the blame when rooney stinks up the whole joint. hernandez gets the blame rooney completed only 62% of his passes.

Purist: Just look at the number of chances Kagawa has created since he moved to the middle.

incredible number of chances within 10 minutes & we have one bloated, overrated & overhyped piece of rubbish slowing down our progress in the first 65 mins.

elampiro: I don't understand the problem Coogar has with Rooney and certain other players.

he's shyte.....
one minute after rooney got hauled off, fireworks went off. unlucky van persie didn't score.

that's another pass from kagawa to van persie....the cutback didn't work.

ashley young has won another penalty!
these are the players we need on the pitch not an overrated rooney stinking up the whole place.

Ogbeche77: Fellaini keeps jogging on the field. Its ridiculous

he's been our best player....
rooney, valencia & giggs should hang their heads in shame.

chrisley024: This is going to be the most boring n disjointed United game this season.

U dont expect Kagawa to perform with these players.

and when he doesn't, his critics would come with their knives to prove he's not cut for english football. ryan giggs in our midfield? that man will be 40 next week for fück's sake.