₦airaland Forum

Dark sword deserves to be up there

People would do anything to get attention.
1 He jumped out the officer and he didn't hit him
2 He only meant that as a joke and was seen jogging away laughing
Check caughtoffside for reference

What a way to get your first kiss

Guy cut all ties with the girl and your "friend".If he is angry with u that is a good sign but when he starts forming buddy buddy with u nigga run faster than usain bolt and avoid the girl like unwanted pregnancy

And is it a crime to sell our market again

At least u don't have to pay rent again.Blessings come in mysterious ways

OdiaI:
Body or Mouth Odour is not the end... Anyone with one or both should just step up his/her personal hygiene.

Use good bath soaps, don't go about using all those liquid gels or shower gels...

I recommend:

Eva soaps for their great scents
Dudu Osun for those who prefer Natural

For Body cream, avoid using bleaching cream.

I recommend:
Any Nivea cream
Palmer's
Revlon
Jergens

Or

Shea butter (Ori) with coconut oil or olive oil.

Use good deodorants/roll-ons like Enchanter (avoid the one with licorice), Nivea.

Also use good perfumes (avoid spraying on your skin).

Then, most importantly, BRUSH TWICE DAILY with good toothpastes.

I recommend:

Pepsodent
Oral B
Sensodyne

Or any other good toothpaste.

Also, watch what you eat...

Great list bro but u also forgot to add constant water intake dehydration is the major cause of bad breath

That prediction is too vague all marriages have problem or can you mention a marriage where everything was smooth just ignore the prediction and move on with your life

Are the public holiday listed before still relevant considering the election postponement

I want to inquire where I can buy PS4 controller in Lagos really needs one badly

When ur ass is bigger than ur future

Nairalanders wicked dia someone husband looking like cockroach chai

JasonScoolari:
Does it mean that it's only her boobs she has to offer?

sadly that is the case for most naija girls

If he is having sex with the daughters then he should let the sons have with the mothers

lilmax:
premarital sex is wrong

if you can give me a valid reason why it is wrong aside from a religious standpoint

I mean it's a primal instinct to have sex yet people condemn it

Actually Santa Claus was made in honour of saint Nicholas who helped the poor or needy is it a must for Christians to be stupid

The guy try sef if na me one drink is enough for the both of u or even pure water if I dey vex

Nigerians and prejudice

Nobody should listen to this guy it is because his mother didn't use condom that is why we have doctors like him

And a few days later she will still be the same person screaming for gender equality I mean WTF

No wonder the guy is almost bald see what dirty pussy can cause

I think the better question would be what has Jesus done for us

My fellow atheists I advise u to leave this disillusioned theists there has been numerous theories that have knocked down the idea of Christianity but u have to understand their plight.They are weak minded fools so they have to turn to the idea of a supernatural force to find solace

theoriginalgood:
This world is full of cowards that hate the truth. If you want the truth about your existence, see here:

https://www.nairaland.com/4831069/truth-set-free-john-8

if u actually read the overview it clearly stated that there should be no religious issue here

Let he who has never made a blunder cast the first stone

When our lord is only collecting 10% u will now be collecting 30%

Guy I can see u don't love her if u truly love her after shaving it u should eat the hair too to prove ur loyalty

comshots:
When will ladies have sense?When I ask them what is their asset,they will either say ass or boo.bie.They will never say functional brain or good heart.

of course they will say boob and ass they cannot claim to have something that they lack

All this bickering that freeze is doing doesn't change a thing the tanker has exploded and lives have been lost

If you see a halo around the sun it means a storm is coming

He is like four Baby mamas nigga u r the best