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Mehn . . . . Dat na sharp guy. @op nice

Cos dey aint ready 4 d added responsibility.

Dont care if he has a tattoo or not.

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@op i loved it.

LMAO! Poor Mohammed.

Mobinga:
Wish jsoke?? Can't you celebrate my glorious return to this section?

sorry but i cant see u riding on any donkey. & even if u do,dont expect me 2 spread my clothes/leaf on d ground especially wit dat signature.

Obviously she's complaining about d lack of conversation. It seems u r tongue-tied wen around her & she doesnt feel comfortable wen u see her as a tv set. Try 2 loosen up & talk about tings dat interests u both eg books,movies etc, it doesnt hv 2 b about ur relationship. In tym she will cum 2 luv ur company.

Where is d joke? (apologies 2 studioCFR)

[quote author=Mr~Cork link=topic=547388.msg7101460#msg7101460 date=1289218220]bro its very important u teach them about punnny, maybe up to 2hrs a day! [/quote]lol

Lol dat was nice!

eeeeya! Wat a pity.

Just tell her. Shikena

Lol nice jokes y'all.

All dis because of a woman's pix. Who wz d person dat said its a man's world sef?

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=547137.msg7099758#msg7099758 date=1289197944]The bolded statement further confirms that you are the Eze ndi nzuzu!! Anuofia nwulu anwu like you. You are a retarded vagabond for calling Ojukwu Eze Ndi Igbo. 4ucking Osu!! I spit on the likes of you.[/quote]all dis insult because sum1 choose 2 express her opinion? Pls take it easy.

Great actress.

If women are now getting married 2 demselves among oda tings den wat d hell do we need d male species 4.

Madukaele:
i will neva lov again

*smirks* na today!

Total rubbish.

Now dis is more like it. Loved it.

Wats done is done,no use dwelling on d past. D husband shud support his wife after all dey swore 2 b 2geda 4 beta or worse.

Na 2baba.

onstelly:
It's in their blood to cheat.

exactly. dere is no 2 ways about it.

mi xpressive:
i didnt cheat,nt realy. or does fantasizing bout other men count as cheating?

in a way it does. U were subtly cheating on him.

I hunger 4 d tym i will see my high skul pals again. I miss dem so much.

Ol boy it seems ur gal is prepared 4 a showdown wit u. So since u luv her,just swallow ur ego,go 2 an obscure place so as not 2 b seen & wash d pata. Just pray she neva lace d panties wit jazz.

D way he defends his action is so amazing. Its so obvious dat he doesnt see anything wrong in wat he's doing. I tink we shud all leave him 2 his vice. @poster as someone said enjoy urself. Nothing do u.

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=546771.msg7093885#msg7093885 date=1289104108]You have absolutely nothing to worry about; the solution to your problem is as easy as adding one and one. Go to where she lives and politely ask for your heart back; if she refuses, then administer a severe beating that will leave her hanging between life and death. Then repeat your question. If she still refuses to return what belongs to you or she claims to not know where it is, simply beat her into a coma, but do not kill her. Now call any member of her family to demand the location of your heart, while warning them of the predicament that will befall them should they not provide a satisfactory answer. This is where you send them a picture of what you did to their relative.

Worst case scenario, just take her heart and use it as yours.

You can thank me later. [/quote]hehehehe. End of discussion.

adagz 01:
100% Sex,we go visit fast food l8a

u wont visit fast food forever.