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Education / Re: A Final-year Medical Student Who Turned Food Vendor During ASUU Strike Is Dead by Coolbanke: 2:45pm On Oct 16, 2022
tellwisdom:
Doctor wey no fit cure himself..that one na doctor??

Wise indeed

R.I.P to the deceased
Romance / Re: My Top 20 Artists Of All Time by Coolbanke: 5:17pm On Oct 14, 2022
VictorUSA:
iHate that guy with everything i have.

Why? If I may ask
Romance / Re: My Top 20 Artists Of All Time by Coolbanke: 12:25pm On Oct 14, 2022
VictorUSA:
What the hell is Burna Boy doing on your list?

Lol��, man's good
Romance / Re: How Do I Handle This? Pls Advise by Coolbanke: 10:15am On Oct 14, 2022
Antyxx:

Use the money to treat yourself. Your bro is a man, anyone who is 18should be able to take care of themselves if not for rotten Nigeria training in sec school. Tell him to defy admission till next year
Let me tell you the truth, the school he is going to wont fetch him any money after he graduates,he should have learnt a skill by now. So why should you delay your treatment for a school that has no advantage


I swear, sometimes I wish I'd known this earlier. I for no put all my efforts for school

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Romance / Re: My Top 20 Artists Of All Time by Coolbanke: 10:04am On Oct 14, 2022
20. Lewis Capaldi
19. Logic
18. Pink
17. Fireboy
16. James Arthur
15. Camilla Cabello
14. The Weeknd
13. Zayn Malik
12. Alicia Keys
11. Kendrick Lamar
10. Khalid
9. Jon Bellion
8. Justin Bieber
7. Adele
6. Brymo
5. Sia
4. Burna Boy
3. John Legend
2. Sam Smith
1. Ed Sheeran

Honourable Mention: Post Malone

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Romance / Re: How Do I Handle This? Pls Advise by Coolbanke: 9:15am On Oct 14, 2022
Wow Nairalanders, this one touch me. Thanks to everyone contributing.

I wish to contribute too but I'm also a final year student who lost his dad during the strike. So ��‍♂️...

Anyways, OP I wish u quick recovery and may God help u and Ur bro


Modified

Wow, congrats once again. See as God do am for u

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Romance / Re: She Loves Me But She Is With Another Guy..what Should I Do? by Coolbanke: 11:18am On Jul 28, 2022
OP, the girl knows exactly what you want. But the thing is, she wants something else. Start talking about the possibilities of getting married to her and see her fall in line.

The sex thing will happen. But only when she feels she's won. U can make her believe so.

But, if u no get mind no go promise wetin u no fit do o.


I rest my case
Romance / Re: I Think My Girlfriend Is Manipulating Me. by Coolbanke: 4:24pm On Jul 25, 2022
Tell us the full story

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Romance / Re: What Business Can I Start With 100k by Coolbanke: 10:43am On Jun 28, 2022
jimmyolasun:
Carry 2odds and have 200+ in a day. Thank me later

I go thank you now
Romance / What Business Can I Start With 100k by Coolbanke: 6:50am On Jun 28, 2022
Hello Fam... Ok, straight to the point



I've been thinking of several businesses I can start. And below is a list of what I have interest in and would be needing advice here on which to choose, how viable and feasible it will be.



They are;



1. A chemist. I have little idea on this



2. A cyber cafe: my mum currently has a shop for this. But, so far things aren't going on smoothly



3. Laundry business



I have a shop already (sort of) and though I do not really have funds yet. But, which can be more feasible with a budget of 100k or less.



Thanks for Ur answers, ideas, etc
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 100k by Coolbanke: 6:38am On Jun 28, 2022
doggedfighter:
Laundry business.




It hardly folds.


You can start with little money .

Thanks, boss.

Any idea about it?
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 100k by Coolbanke: 6:38am On Jun 28, 2022
Zendizel:
Pos business cum vending recharge cards at your mum's cybercafe/business center.

DYOR though!

Thanks
Business / What Business Can I Start With 100k by Coolbanke: 10:12pm On Jun 27, 2022
Hello Fam... Ok, straight to the point

I've been thinking of several businesses I can start. And below is a list of what I have interest in and would be needing advice here on which to choose, how viable and feasible it will be.

They are;

1. A chemist. I have little idea on this

2. A cyber cafe: my mum currently has a shop for this. But, so far things aren't going on smoothly

3. Laundry business

I have a shop already (sort of) and though I do not really have funds yet. But, which can be more feasible with a budget of 100k or less.

Thanks for Ur answers, ideas, etc
Romance / Re: Is Iyabasera REAL?? Charmed Food by Coolbanke: 5:52pm On Jun 16, 2022
OP y u come dey disturbed?

U wan cure her customers from the "JuJu" or wetin?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL: Man Utd Stars Snub Ronaldo As Player Of The Year by Coolbanke: 6:20pm On Jun 03, 2022
DonWest16:


A prophet is never honored in his home.

Seriously.

That's why De Gea still isn't the captain of Man Utd

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Romance / Re: Please Help! Should I Attend The Wedding Or Not? by Coolbanke: 8:59am On Jun 02, 2022
OP, view it this way

They actually discussed about you, with Ur cousin strongly against inviting you by himself.

He probably told his fiancée why and she trying to be a "good relative" decided to tell you herself. Albeit grudgingly.

If Ur cousin can't invite you himself, then it means he doesn't regard u. Don't go

My take though

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Romance / Re: The Ordeals Of A Broke Undergrad by Coolbanke: 11:35am On May 30, 2022
Savagr:
do you care for a little teaching on web development






Absolutely free


Sure, I do
Romance / Re: The Ordeals Of A Broke Undergrad by Coolbanke: 9:53pm On May 29, 2022
Kiliwuwu:
bro I will advise u to finish schooling b4 leaving home ,I'm presently in your shoes and I will love to tell you that its not easy outside here ,I graduated last year nd I left home early Jan to another state ........ though I hardly calls home for money cuz I'm earning some peanut here , me wey dey chop 5 times in a day for house now I na twice in a day i dey chop, nothing comes easily bro....just graduate first so dat d suffernes go be once ....u fit look for job for ur area nd keep managing


Thanks bro
Romance / The Ordeals Of A Broke Undergrad by Coolbanke: 12:02pm On May 29, 2022
Happy Sunday Fam.

I know this isn't the right place. But...��‍♂️

I'm a final year student in my mid twenties, performing well academically (not relevant though) but lack any substantial skill of note. Owing largely to the belief of my parents that school is everything.

*Here's my plight

Like many students, I've been at home for months now due to the strike and despite the fact that I would like to learn a skill or two, there's just no fund to do that. As a result, I have toured Kaduna (at least to a reasonable extent) in search of a job but to no avail thus far.

As the only male child, it is really disheartening seeing my parents struggle each day to feed and my dad has made it a point of duty to always taunt me about it. Always reminding me of how he had already left home at my age and how he was always "sending" to his dad then. My mum isn't even getting younger and is fast becoming a shadow of herself. My inability to quickly help out at home is really eating me up

I've been thinking of leaving home. Probably to another state to find something doing whilst waiting for resumption. But, there isn't anywhere to go to. Besides, I know that isn't the solution to my problem. A job is what I need.

Now the question is, will it be wise for me to leave home to stay with a friend in another state with the hope of getting a job or stay back at home and keep searching till I find one?

I feel lost, confused and empty

Ur advice, support and even bashing are very welcomed. I'm also open to any job opportunity including teaching and private lessons within Kaduna if I will end up staying.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Job-hunting Strategy Dose by Coolbanke: 1:43pm On May 23, 2022
Good one O.P

I learnt a thing or two from Ur write up

As a final year student without any strong
financial backbone to learn a skill and with 'loads of free time' due to the ongoing ASUU strike, I decided to go round KD job hunting (with keen interest in my field of study). This is to atleast get busy and also to be well prepared (financially) when school resumes.

Well, I finally got a place that gave me false hope as I was invited for an interview. Everything seemed to be going smoothly, then the question "how much are u willing to take home".

I guess I fumbled as I naively told the manager that it is the decision of the firm. He promised to get back to me

Well, it's over a month now and I'm still looking for a job... Too bad

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Romance / Re: I Would Have Lost My Girl Friend If Followed An Advice I Got Here. by Coolbanke: 10:32pm On May 22, 2022
OP abeg, u say u go send us screenshot of Una chat. Abeg, do quick send am.

I wan laff abeg
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Keeps Posting Her Ex Pictures On Her Whatsapp Status by Coolbanke: 11:22am On May 19, 2022
Lol, OP o!!!

As far as this 'situationship' is concerned, a used sanitary pad has more worth than u.

U can't dump who isn't in a relationship with u. U r dating ursef, bro
Travel / Re: Beautiful images & tales of Ikogosi Warm Spring, Ekiti State! by Coolbanke: 8:33pm On May 15, 2022
Wow, beautiful scenery.

So, how's the state like in terms of economic climate and job opportunities?
Crime / Re: Deborah Samuel: Aftermath Of The Sokoto Student's Lynching (Graphic Photo) by Coolbanke: 12:09pm On May 13, 2022
blacknoir:

What's wrong with u. Do u know how ur Christian Brothers in the north are suffering. They are marginalized day and night and u say that they have the same tendencies as this animals? Churches are demolished ,Christian businesses and lives are destroyed and yet u have the right to compare them to those animals. This is y the northerners will continue to rule this country ,they have divided Christian minds and made us to be fighting between ourselves. Christian's in the north and the south are the same ,they might have cultural differences but we are all United under Christ


God bless u for this

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Crime / Re: Deborah Samuel: Aftermath Of The Sokoto Student's Lynching (Graphic Photo) by Coolbanke: 11:33am On May 13, 2022
Anaerobi:


Most northern christains hate southern christains.

Not true
Romance / Re: My Cheating Is About To End My Marriage by Coolbanke: 8:58am On May 13, 2022
Will Simp the second

Oga, d tin is u do not value ursef at alllllllll.

Scarcity mentality dey worry you. That lady has seen all there is in you and CAN NEVER RESPECT YOU.

As a man, in all u do always give ursef 'brain'
Fashion / Re: Mr Nigeria 2022 Contestants With Best Body (Photos) by Coolbanke: 8:35pm On May 12, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
I know the one with scars on his chest.

He once robbed my estate with his gang and was captured. When I went to get fuel and tyre to finish the valiant job, he escaped.

Hmm!! I had to check Ur moniker, 'Very wicked man' indeed.

Hope say no be San San u dey pour for pesin garri so?

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: If PDP Picks The Wrong Candidates, Tinubu Will Win by Coolbanke: 6:27am On May 12, 2022
GooodHardDick:
Those governors ain't Nigerians to decide who will be president!

However, take Note that Nigerians have decided that it is Peter Obi they want. At least the polls conducted by various platforms online says it all. Peter Obi is the best man for the job.

We Welcome Peter obi, our incoming president Federal Republic of Nigeria


Delusion of grandeur �
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wolves Vs Manchester City (1 - 5) On 11th May 2022 by Coolbanke: 8:50pm On May 11, 2022
okunwaye:

Them they play the same position?

Is De Bruyne a striker?

@O.P update nau
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency Should Go To The South-East — Obasanjo, Falae by Coolbanke: 9:41am On May 11, 2022
Coldie:

Putting sentiments apart what do u mean. I am an easterner if u really want to put sentiments apart tell me what u mean

I'm not an Easterner and deep down I would want a Yoruba man. That's the sentiment.

But for fairness, an Igbo man is also a Nigerian and at least they should be given this time.

But the glaring reality is they seem to be unsure of their stance. Is it the VP spot, President or Biafra?

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