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PetsRe: Suggestion by coolcatty(op): 1:55pm On May 20, 2017
pibuddy:
get a boerbu|| a good boerbu|| should cost you about 60 thousand and above....if u want it to be further aggresive |et it spend most of the daytime in the chain or cage at |east 6hours or more and bet me once u re|ease it...it is goona devour any intruder
Thanks bro...sounds so much like what i need.

I stay in Ajah..thomas estate precisely so anybody with a great pedigree should hit me up.
theyongest:
*Slides into business mode*
Got a Caucasian, 9 months old, barks as soon as your footsteps stop at the gate, has an Intimidating size for his age, but you'll need to do some work because of your daughter.
Or a Doberman who allows you get into the compound, then sneaks up on you from behind and asks for your particulars.

We can talk outside here if you'd be interested. 07039362448
Nah bro...caucasians are so so docile...big for nothing...my neighbour has one...big dog that hardly barks and allows anyone to touch it....

how old is the dobberman?...i need a puppy that will grow with my family.

will buzz u
PetsRe: Suggestion by coolcatty(op): 1:31pm On May 20, 2017
theyongest:
Do you know what it takes to handle an aggressive dog around your daughter? Can you? Answer that as honest as possible.

That said, a Gsd is a safe option, very intelligent, aggressive and safe with kids, get a puppy so it can grow with your family.

Cheers.
No bro....i need an aggressive dog to protect the compound from intruders.the kind of dog that barks when an intruder touches the gate...lol...i also feel the dog will naturally know my daughter and won't pose a risk to her in any way.

i need an aggressive dog...the ones that break their chains and bark once they see intruders.....i just googled the gsd slant back and i'm not so impressed with their physique....please suggest something that fits my description....my daughter stays upstairs 90% of the time and never comes downstairs without supervision so she is safe.

Regards Bro
FamilyRe: . by coolcatty: 1:21pm On May 20, 2017
Godchild2015:
I shall not be ashamed my lord remember your promises oh lord I shall not be ashamed my lord.



Oh lord my father, let this cup pass over me. The burden is killing me silently.


I think I need to have a dairy ( a friend I can run to when ever my heart is heavy)

But the problem is, am I really ready to have a dairy considering my kind of person?


Hmmmm, it is well with my soul.
if you are not more than 27years...pls send me a pm.


my employee... reputable firm is recruiting.

God help you
PetsSuggestion by coolcatty(op): 1:03pm On May 20, 2017
Hi guys,

I want to get a family dog and will appreciate your kind counsel on the type of dog i should get.

I have a 16months lovely daughter and we all live alone in a big compound somewhere in ajah so i will appreciate if you can suggest a good guard/aggressive breed of dog that can secure the compound and will not harm my daughter in anyway.


Best Regards
CelebritiesRe: The Real Definition Of A Slay Queen! Pics by coolcatty: 12:15pm On May 20, 2017
lovely woman.....but definitely not my spec seex wise.


Everybody has his own specification of what he wants in a woman....never you judge a fish and a monkey with climbing or swimming capabilities.....a slay queen with the big boooby and booooty mixed with a slim jigida laced waist and sensuous lips is very very useful to so many men.....let those that fancy a career woman stick to career women while those that fancy sexxxy wild rotten girls enjoy theres.
CelebritiesRe: Actress Ini Edo Opens Up On Her Marriage After 3 Years by coolcatty: 4:40pm On May 19, 2017
madone:
A hoe will be a hoe wear it ring or not. From all she said where the beating mr OP. Every lady is now a saint and endangered species.even the very wicked witch is now a champ and domestic violence is what they LL come screaming into our ears even when they are killing the man at home. A very nonsense bad wife will blow whistle of domestic violence and all her evil are erased. I Av a male friend who is currently suffering domestic nagging and cheating from the wife. He has come over to sleep at my pls twice cos she locked him out. A very calm guy going try sh*t. people is nagging not violent too.men are suffering ooo.this same nonsense has met us as adult. I remember back in secondary school. This bunch of feminist and frustrated loser will come to school to lock girls in one room teaching them sex education and rape and at the end distribute always sanitary pads to them. They left the guys forgetting that sex education is for both male and female. Now we have become men its now domestic violence,why wont they be violent did anyone teach them what life is all about. Pls. Don't leave the male folks we too need help.
Gosh...i love u already...no homoo...your post makes so much sense.

May God save men...this generation has been so so unfair to men...every moooron is preaching domestic violence...nobody cares about the man and what he goes through...its so so unfair.
Christianity EtcRe: How To Hack The Church To Manifest Your Desires! by coolcatty: 11:11pm On May 18, 2017
Is having goose bumps the same thing as vibrations level?
PoliticsRe: Corruption- VP Osinbanjo's Brother Makes SAN List by coolcatty: 9:37pm On May 18, 2017
ProWalker:
Ipob and madness grin
You and IPOB.....blame IPOB for all your miseries...even your inability to have an erectiiion shogbo
HealthRe: The Late Chisom Anekwe: Another Perspective by coolcatty: 7:59pm On May 18, 2017
Mophasa:
Demented atheist spotted

Death is inevitable and as a follower of christ I have to wish a special place of rest at the bossom of father Abraham in high heavens

And when it's my time to exit this sinful world, I wish to be in the same place too

You need christ seriously, think about it
chief you are not a christian.....at best you are a churchgoer....nothing about you glorifies Christ.....i can bet my May salary on that.....you are just a bloody sunday sunday church attendee.......go through your post and realise that you are not like Christ in anyway.
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Late Moji Olaiya In Hospital Bed by coolcatty: 7:51pm On May 18, 2017
NwaObinkita:
So sad
Racism is real,

See the rumpled scattered bed they put her on
The mattress is even so flat.
Seems it is a very cheap hospital
Only you and your God knows what this woman did to you....you have been spewing so much venom and hate on all her threads...............get well sha.
FamilyRe: Should I Consider Divorce? by coolcatty: 7:30pm On May 18, 2017
Cuties1:
I don't understand how people blame and judge one person for another without hearing both sides. hmmmm!!! ile aiye, thingswivestake, issokay!!! anyways as u all can see, it has been settled so u can all face your various homes now. THANKS.
Bia mrs Anthony joshua ati John cena....learn to be submissive and humble and maybe your cry cry husband won't have to come online to seek for advice.


see your utterance sef....madam Seex denier.
CelebritiesRe: Mojo Olaiya Corpse Picture by coolcatty: 7:23pm On May 18, 2017
DjAndroid:
RIP. we are all coming
I'M telling...we are right behind you man. grin grin
PoliticsRe: See What Happened When NEPA Wanted To Disconnect Electricity From A House. Video by coolcatty: 7:12pm On May 18, 2017
LivingHuman:
They need light to disconnect light shocked
Befor nko...if by mistake PHCN brings light when they are already on the pole...the voltage will fling the guy hundreds of miles away to his death.
HealthRe: The Late Chisom Anekwe: Another Perspective by coolcatty: 11:02am On May 18, 2017
Mophasa:
Such an epistle

Who can summarise

RIP beautiful mummy, the heavens just got another angel cry
Oga just type your RIP and get out......which lousy talk is heavens just got another Angels?.........so heavens just allowed some little kids to be motherless because it wants to gain an angel?

Niggggah just shut up jare
FamilyRe: Should I Consider Divorce? by coolcatty: 9:29am On May 18, 2017
robotix:
What is wrong for a man to stay at home? He said he works from home and so what the fork is wrong with that?

The guy should cut off every damn finances and luxuries that she currently enjoy and let's see how she will survive.

Sex is cheap and can be replaced with minutes can she replace the comfort he gives her? We shall see!
Easy man....I mean no harm and I'm talking from experience.....there is something called the law of see finish...its prevalent in women.

The poster is suffering from the sickness of see finish both from his wife and inlaws.....why will his inlaw ignore his messages if not for the see finish factor.
FamilyRe: The Myth About Albinos by coolcatty: 7:27pm On May 17, 2017
kimbra:
Common sense isn't common after all.
God bless you....and to think that the OP may be educated sef yet harbours this kind of archaic mindset........shame walahi
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Newly Commissioned Abule-egba Flyover Bridge by coolcatty: 7:01pm On May 17, 2017
Onward4eva:
I am using dz opportunity to invite all the ipob developers to witness dz special developmental project that is being lunched by our illustrious son from nnewi AKINWUNMI AMBODE
The ogbuefi of ibo land
who contributed the tax and levies used to construct the bridge?

Oga leave tribalism and commend Ambode...what concerns IPOB with this?
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Newly Commissioned Abule-egba Flyover Bridge by coolcatty: 6:58pm On May 17, 2017
Ajibel:
Okay, you've accused Fashola of being a tribalist. Can you please list instances of such cases he has been tribalist in his discharge of duties as a Lagos governor?

Where you in Lagos before Fashola came on board? Did you know how Lagos was like?

For Ambode to be able to do all these is simply because of the foundation (solid one) that Fashola left behind. Agreed Fashola may have made mistakes along the way, but sir, even the Ambode you support or any opposition in Lagos state wont write Fashola off.

And yea, Fashola before he left said he wants a successor who would achieve in 4 years, what it took him 8 years to do. Therefore, Ambode being in full throttle is to the benefit of all Lagosians.
Many thanks for being civil....i appreciate that.

Kindly see my reasons below:

1) Deporting of Igbos and Hausas from Lagos.....i have never heard in my adult life that someone can be deported from his own country till fashola,a supposed lawyer did that.

2)Total neglect of all projects in Igbo dominated areas like festac,okota, amuwo odofin,satellite down to okoko...you need to see what Ambode has done in these areas in less than 2years.

Regards
PoliticsRe: Governor Ambode Vs Governor Fashola by coolcatty: 6:53pm On May 17, 2017
Fish4wealth:
I can't just hide my feelings anymore when I hear government complained about allocation from the federation account.
During Governor Fashola's tenure as Lagos State governor, i'd concluded it will be difficult to see a genius like him in power anytime soon.....
With the deprivation of federal allocation to all CDAs not recognised by the immediate past federal government and free ride of corrupt money flowing through power that be...Governor Fashola changed the face of Lagos in a seemingly impossible task....
The regime of another performing governor, his Excellency Governor Ambode lives one in doubt...in the face of recession and freezing of all channels of corruption and denied federal allocation to the new CDAs, the current Lagos government lives me with curiosity....
Is governance by federation allocation or brainy personality.....huh?¿huh
Lagos wears a new look everyday....
Your take great nairalander.
Please kindly tell us apart from the lekki-ikoyi link bridge which other project that was started and finished by fashola??


I'M waiting before i answer your question.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Newly Commissioned Abule-egba Flyover Bridge by coolcatty: 6:34pm On May 17, 2017
Ajibel:
Very inconsequential. Becaue BRF didn't construct the roads, he is now a tribalist?

What would you call your state governor if after 8 years in office, didn't construct a road in your locality?

You didnt realise Ambode is simply continuing and improving on where BRF stopped. Fashola wont have completed every road in Lagos.

Say all you want about Fashola, his achievements and records in Lagos would continually speak for itself.

Quit hating sir!
You are a novice .....Fashola is a certified time tested and stamped tribalist.....

Fashola keh??

you dont know jack...for you to say Amboe is improving where BRF stopped shows you don't even know jack about LASG.

Ambode is on fire...full throttle....no planting of flowers and inflating contracts....he is a good man
SportsRe: The Elite List Of Nigerian Players Who Have Won The English Premier League. by coolcatty: 6:24pm On May 17, 2017
robosky02:
victor moses is on course for that
Not for 2017


it belongs to kante.....African footballer for 2017 belongs to Ngolo Kante
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Newly Commissioned Abule-egba Flyover Bridge by coolcatty: 6:15pm On May 17, 2017
Ambode my guy..........God bless you man.

We the tax paying and law abiding Lagosians appreciate and love you....we are going to purchase your 2019 gubernatorial forms for you...you are a good man............God bless you once again for construction Okota-Amuwo road in less than 6months (a place inhabited by the gallant Igbos)...something that clownish talkative tribalist fashola couldn't do in 8years...you did it in 6months.........


God bless u over and over again....your government is a peaceful and prosperous one and we applaud your efforts....you have opened up Lagos and have rubbished all the inconsequential achievement of that tribalist fashola.

Ambo my Guy.
PoliticsRe: EXCLUSIVE!!! As Atiku ‘anoints’ Ezekwesili As 2019 Presidential Running Mate by coolcatty: 6:07pm On May 17, 2017
HungerBAD:
Atiku sef.

So this guy applied for a U.S. Visa 5 times and got denied,and on his 6th trial,the consular officer now asked him if there is something he forgot in the US?

So my question to Atiku is. Is there something he forgot in Aso Rock that he wants to go pick up?

If he likes,he should make the Obi of Onitsha his running mate to capture the Eastern votes. And also make Ken Saro Wiwa's daughter his campaign manager for the South-South votes,and pick the Oni of Ife's younger brother to help him co-ordinate the west.

He will still lose.
Same way the current vegetable in chief recontested so many times before finally winning.......Atiku stands a very bright chance to win in 2019 if the current vegetable doesnt contest.......he is more qualified sef....
linuxuser:
Write it down, Atiku can never be elected as Nigerian president no matter what he does and whosoever he picks as the running mate.
Never say never...same thing Jonathans people said about Vegetable......you know what later happened.....never say never......do not write off a living man.
PoliticsRe: Obituary Of Eugene Anenih, Tony Anenih's Son (Photo) by coolcatty: 6:03pm On May 17, 2017
sarrki:
Rip

Your father was part of our problem

He will pay for more
yes...same way buhari is has been paying too by burying his kids.


Like Buhari like Anenih....both burying their kids since 1900BC.....
PoliticsRe: Recently Completed Aguleri Bridge, Anambra (pix) by coolcatty: 12:01pm On May 17, 2017
blues20:
Don't use your achievement to belittle others. You don't have to call names to prove your point.
How...where did I belittle anybody....you guys just use words you don't know the meaning......bayelsa and delta states are a big disgrace...quote me anywhere.
FamilyRe: Someone Please Help Me Bail My Wife And New Baby From The Hospital by coolcatty: 12:42am On May 17, 2017
eddyline:
show picture of your wife and baby in the hospital, plus give name and location of the hospital for verification
Why will he subject his wife and baby to such shame?.....let him post his pictures instead....he is the head and should fend for his family.


Poster what is the name of the hospital?....location too so we don't contribute booze money for one yahooboy scammer.
FamilyRe: Should I Consider Divorce? by coolcatty: 12:32am On May 17, 2017
adviserseeker:
This will never happen. I have a daughter and I know whatever I do will affect her future.

My wife has behaved the way a marry woman shouldn't behave and I will be honest, I have contemplated it two times but can't bring myself to it.

My daughter an her future is more important to me especially considering how evil ladies out there can be.

If you know me and my background and what I have gone through, you will understand my stance. And I am far from being a sissy. My family/wife only happen to be my weak point.
See your thinking.....you are ready to keep chopping shiiiit in the name of marriage all because you wanna protect your daughter.....smh....you tie your happiness as a human being to your daughter that will grow up someday and live happily ever after......u put ur life on hold because of another human being.....

Guy go home to your wife and stop disturbing us.....beggy beggy for seeexx.....imagine staying at home for 2 whole months with a woman....she don see you finish nah....even ur inlaws sef don't take your words as anything......oga sorry....you deserve pity
PoliticsRe: Recently Completed Aguleri Bridge, Anambra (pix) by coolcatty: 10:50pm On May 16, 2017
obailala:
Meanwhile we have governors governing some oil producing states collecting billions in allocation.
its in their blood...the average niger-delta man is a squanderer......an olingo breed...all they know is enjoyment today...little or no plan for tomorrow.....they will sell their lands and use the proceeds to drink and carry women....give a bayelsa or ijaw man 2m this night,come back in 2days time and ask him how he spent the monay,abobi will tell you he doesnt know...


look at a state like Bayelsa...with a population of less than Onitsha and federal allocation running into tens of billions yet owing salaries,dearth of infrastructure...look at how okowa has disappointed all the little goodwill he has garnered over the years...delta is in a mess.....pls bone those people....
PoliticsRe: Buhari Goes To Church In London - Video by coolcatty: 10:41pm On May 16, 2017
doublewisdom:
No nah, he was standing without support. Must be an old video.
Bia enyi ya, why do you hate this ugu vegetable so much??

its not fair ooo
CelebritiesRe: Death Of A Legend.. by coolcatty: 12:29am On May 16, 2017
A life of beans....here today..gone tomorrow.....all the hustle gone...all the certificates,NYSC...everything..gone.


RIP man....the trap of death caught you...we are still here dodging the trap of death...we will be caught someday sha.....RIP once more dude.
FamilyRe: Should I Consider Divorce? by coolcatty: 12:20am On May 16, 2017
Oga you have alot of idle time on your hand walahi.....you are fighting a woman for seeexx in this age and time.....its obvious your wife has low

libido.....no problem......why don't you try someone else outside??...............side chics are there for a reason....they are very helpful to the

society and have saved so many marriages from breakdown......studies have shown that men that complain,nag and exhibit domestic violence

tendencies are faithful men that date/marry only one woman...........get a young wild girl...preferably 18-24years...someone that is not even

thinking of marriage now and won't catch love feelings......shower her with gifts and money and she will make you happy..heck she will even

invite her friends for more romps if you treat her well......that way you will ignore and overlook your wife's wahala...............just make sure

you still provide for your family.....cheating is not that bad if its the only way to save your marriage....afterall God hates divorce and David cheated.

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