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Family › Re: Lets Discuss...whats The Brokest You Have Ever Been? by coolcatty: 7:44pm On May 08, 2017

coolcatty:
Back in 2010 after NYSC,no job ,no source of income,man broke no bi small......went with my friend to

dance at an etisalat street event hoping to win money and etisalat recharge cards(which i can resell)....did all the acrobatic moves any human

being can subject himself to do only for me to come first and the Etisalat guys gave me a face cap and Diary as my gift.

Shame wey catch me that day ehen...a 2-1 mechanical engr graduate turned street dancer,competing with hawkers and conductors just to win Face cap and Diary.......i grew an extra set of brain that day sha.

Family › Re: Lets Discuss...whats The Brokest You Have Ever Been? by coolcatty: 7:36pm On May 08, 2017

Back in 2010 after NYSC,no job ,no source of income,man broke no bi small......went with my friend to dance at an etisalat street event hoping to

win money....did all the acrobatic moves any human being can subject himself to do only for me to come first and the Etisalat guys gave me a face cap and Diary as my gift.

Shame wey catch me that day ehen...a 2-1 mechanical engr graduate turned street dancer,competing with hawkers and conductors just to win Face cap and Diary.......i grew an extra set of brain that day sha.

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Family › Re: Lets Discuss...whats The Brokest You Have Ever Been? by coolcatty: 7:31pm On May 08, 2017

Judasjudas:
Last card back then in school was 2h.. had to make a soup da lasted me for a week+ .. how I kept multiplying d soup.. I dunno..

Omoh na you be the real MVP walahi...Jeez...

Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Begs For Donations For Her Legal Expenses On Instagram by coolcatty: 7:27pm On May 08, 2017

Good riddance to bad rubbish.......no wonder there is relative calm on the nigerian cyber space.

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Nairaland General › Re: Man Drags Two Large Snakes On The Street Of Zimbabwe In Broad Daylight (Photos) by coolcatty: 5:22pm On May 08, 2017

paybak:
Only God knows whats with me and this creepy creature.. The thought of it will always make me run outside from bathroom naked.. My phobia for that thing is outta this world. I don't even want to see it moving.. So that day, i was reading encarta and i mistakenly touch snakes profile.. O' boy, na desert snake come appear first. I run commot live my laptop for inside.. Na till 7pm when my roommie return i enter room since 10am.. Hunger almost killed me that day as i left my wallet and everything inside. Good God..

I don't detest snakes...far from it...have killed a couple of them...but put me in a room with cats and I will die in less than 10seconds......gosh I hate,detest and fear cats...my phobia for cats is so huge that I pay the aboki guys in my estate to help me kill all those stray cats in my close.....heaven knows I will never step my foot in any compound that has a cat...it's that bad....I hope I outgrow it but damn....I detest that animal

Celebrities › Re: Binta Diamond Diallo & Wizkid's 2nd Son In Lovely New Photos by coolcatty: 5:15pm On May 08, 2017

I love wizkid walahi......dude is a billion times more matured and talented than that loud mouthed davido......damn wizzy gat better taste in women and fashion too.

God knows the paternity of this child will be disputed hence He made the boy in the exact image of wizzy

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Autos › Re: Snake Skin Shoes For Sale by coolcatty: 1:51pm On May 08, 2017

Ochi oooo

Laughter wan kill me.....its middle-class designer shoes Zara that u are calling Italian....u even said snake skin..... Oga the cheapest original snake skin shoes retails for 500-1000dollars.....pls stop calling Zara Italian a beg.

Celebrities › Re: Beware Of Ubi Franklin Startup Funds!!! (photos) by coolcatty: 1:47pm On May 08, 2017

Phizzlephizz:
Seun, lalasticlala, Mynd44 please let Nigerians see this, let's stop being victims.

I can't see where ubi out a gun to anyone's head and forced them to submit their business ideas to him.....you are just being hysterical for nothing....nawoah for u....

Like the Igbos will say "Aru adikwa GI"

Like the yaribas will say "shoro niyen"

Like the Benue will say "tuowa wu ga"

Like the Americans will say "fccck u mehn"

Politics › Re: Chris Ngige Visits Orji Uzor Kalu In His Abuja Home (pictures) by coolcatty: 9:40pm On May 07, 2017

iluvdonjazzy:
Chris Igige dey take coke at his age!

All for the camera....those guys downed like 2cartons of crystal champagne.... Woe betide any man that believes these guys took only water and a can of coke

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Politics › Re: Sule Lamido For President 2019 Campaign Vehicles (Photos) by coolcatty: 10:50pm On May 06, 2017

emperorAY:
Any nigerian youth supporting dis criminal is seriously out of their mind,we need a right thinking new generation politician nt those thieves

see you..urination piped mouth like you...what will you then call the those supporting the vegetable in aso rock??

your hypocrisy stinks man....go get a life

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Politics › Re: See How Much Amaechi Used To Dredge Rivers In Rivers State by coolcatty: 9:01pm On May 06, 2017

Pls add sauce and pepper.

There is virtually no hope in this country..... Just pray to get into power and steal for urself and 7th generations cos the ruling class honestly do not care about us.

Romance › Re: I Could Kill Her With Fvck If Given The Opportunity!(photo) by coolcatty: 1:34am On May 06, 2017

iamXero:
He could have saved us all the stress and just posted this.

Pls how do u guys quote someone's picture??

Don't know how to do that shit.

Teach me nah....abeg

Celebrities › Re: I Did Things My Forefathers Never Did To Become Rich -- Hushpuppi by coolcatty: 10:35pm On May 05, 2017

nairaeye:
If you want to see how he made his money, check my signature.
You can be like him or more than him if you want to.
there is an ebook you will get that will open your eyes in my signature

Why don't u use ur eBook and become rich... Share it to your family members and friends so they too can become rich...rubbish

JamesReacher:
But not once did he mention what he did, what skill he developed. Just the cliche bullshit you hear, of course landlord would chase you out when you don't pay his rent.

You are a wise man....kudos

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Politics › Re: Nigerians Must See This Hilarious Cartoon by coolcatty: 10:03pm On May 04, 2017

Buhari2019:
Corruption Fighting Back. Get well soon Buhari.

God punish you and that crooked fingers you used to type this rubbish......AZU amu....

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Celebrities › Re: "Mercy Aigbe Has Mental Problem; I Caught Her Severally With Men" - Larry Gentry by coolcatty: 1:30pm On May 04, 2017

Omoh funmi iyanda is so so right....Afonjas have no issue with their wives cheating on them......see the rubbish interview this shameless man granted.....you knew she was cheating yet you accepted her and was even planning on celebrating her 40th birthday......OGA u fall hand sha.....why will a sane man be comfortable with his legally married wife's cheating??

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Politics › Re: Ahamefula Rochas Okorocha Graduates With Master's Degree From British University by coolcatty: 10:58am On May 04, 2017

blackboy:
not true. Most of those in power now were from humble or poor backgrounds. Where is IBB'S sons or Abacha's or Obj's son? Let's not deceive ourselves. The poor man wants to be rich by all means. When they get to power they embezzle and make more ppl poor. This young man may end up being based in the UK and find it hard staying in a country like Nigeria. Why earn Naira when you can be paid USD or GBP or Euro?

No bro....all the people you mentioned are old school leaders....we are talking about the new crop of leaders..... Look at saraki...the son is already chairman of kwara football club....he is being positioned for future elective office...same with thithis rochas guy.....all these guys so is strategic........why live an obscure life in the abroad when u can live like a king in Nigeria...complete with armed security, convoy and raw power.....Nigeria is a fun place to live once u have money and close to the corridors of power.

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Autos › Re: Installation: 7'' Touch Screen Android/GPS/DVD Car Audio ( ALL CARS ) by coolcatty: 9:29am On May 04, 2017

Hi

I need a roof or headrest mounted DVD player with screen.....do u guys have it?...

What's ur address?.. I stay in Ajah....Lagos state

Politics › Re: Ahamefula Rochas Okorocha Graduates With Master's Degree From British University by coolcatty: 9:18pm On May 03, 2017

The children of the rich will surely continue ruling the children of the poor......this guy will surely get a big post someday just like saraki's son will definitely rule someday in this same country.

Congrats to aham....no hating cos life is turn by turn...no mercy for the resources of this country... Anybody that has opportunity to loot should do so with passion cos there is really no iota of hope for the poor and downtrodden ones in Nigeria.

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Sports › Re: Stars That Watched Anthony Joshua Defeat Wladimir Klitschko (pictures) by coolcatty: 5:42pm On May 02, 2017

BiafranBushBoy:
That wasn't a fight... he still had to smile...

If it were Tyson and Lennon Lewix, nobody had time for selfies after the match!!

Or Evander Hollyfield vs Tyosn...

It was like a real warfare!! ...

After the match everyone went straight to their various doctor!!

O boy I remember that Match...Tyson and holyfield..watched it with my late dad....see blood everywhere...this were the days mehn.....even WWE...undertaker vs Mitch....I miss those days

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Politics › Re: Buhari Finally Resumes, Meets Malami, Baru by coolcatty: 4:44pm On May 02, 2017

gberra:
This is abominable & unpardonable, calling the President a vegetable? .. Mr.Tippsytop, you must face the consequence

Mynd44

The angry one

Don't mind that niggggah....he is not well to be honest....he forgot to specify the actual vegetable the relic fossil in aso rock has turned to.....he should have called him by his real name....ugu vegetable buhari..... AZU amu

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Politics › Re: Buhari Receives Briefing From Attorney-general, NNPC Boss by coolcatty: 4:40pm On May 02, 2017

Jesusloveyou:
Mugabe look like ancestor more than handsome buhari.
And active criminal like your ineffectual buffoon is a nightmare to me, anytime I see your ineffectual buffoon till tomorrow,I always get goose in my body.

Easy champ......try and communicate in your native language or pidgin english ......damn your written English sucks....damnnn

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Celebrities › Re: Unbelievable: Wizkid Makes History With “come Closer”…. He’s Indeed The King In by coolcatty: 1:44pm On May 02, 2017

YungJo207:
I could have argue with you on that bank alert video ish but let me point out to you an not a Yoruba you racist fool, shey na by force to comment abi who even drag your smelling mouth enter the talk...it funny how we see Nigerians treated outside the country and we complain meanwhile we do worst....mention me again and I'll lay a curse nlon you to teach you a little lesson that not everybody is just anybody idiot na everybody be Afonja for una side retarded racist.

First of all you are a bleeding ill trained iiidoiot...miserable foool with no iota of home training.....empty clunkhead....show where I called u a tribalist Mr I too know all....dull monkey that doesn't know the meaning of ogbeni Afonja........you are a morrooon and I have replied u.......spew the rubbish ineffective curse from that untrained tongue of yours let's see who will survive till midnight.

Family › Re: Why Do Many Married Men Cheat On Their Wives? by coolcatty: 12:19pm On May 02, 2017

fufuNegusi:
Marry a man that has the fear of God
Marry a woman that has the fear of God

CASE CLOSED

Abia....see u...as if suleman is not godfearing abi....or even David and Solomon.....man must cheat...just do it with a little iota of respect for ur spouse.... Never sleep with your wife's friends,relatives,neighbours or anyone your wife knows....cheat so so far from home and never ever allow ur wife to catch you.....only mumus get caught.

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Celebrities › Re: Unbelievable: Wizkid Makes History With “come Closer”…. He’s Indeed The King In by coolcatty: 9:16am On May 02, 2017

YungJo207:
Sorry ma pls Yes or No....just answer make devil shame na Lol.....Nigerians we can cover something up ehn, those songs got lot of views no doubt but them no born any of them papa well to come out and tell us that he or she got those views in less than 2month imaging the video was release like April sef and this is just May 2nd.....abeg give honor to who honor is due to.

Bank alert by psquare broke more records in 24hrs set....90% of those that watched the video in its first week of release did so because we all thought Drake was in the video not that the song was that melodious....
She is not debating with u ogbeni Afonja....all she is saying is that so many videos start like wizkid's own and lose steam midway....her point is that we should reevaluate and measure this feat of wizkid in a month or two.....look at runtown's mad over you.the video stagnated for weeks self during its release but itvhas soared.

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Poses Enroute To South Africa 'For Help From Above 2017'(Pics) by coolcatty: 10:29pm On Apr 30, 2017

Someone should remind Apussy suleman that Islam is the most common religion in Africa as we speak...let him go to Sudan,Morocco and Tunisia to preach the gospel not SA that there is relative comfort.

Niggahh man...mthe man that licks from head to toe and ends it on the back...sly guy....I envy him sha

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Celebrities › Re: Haters How Far ! Daniella Okeke Pictured On A Private Jet by coolcatty: 5:49pm On Apr 29, 2017

mumu village op....Ajegunle boy that cannot differentiate between business class and private jet settings....

see you shouting haters...its irresponsible girls from poor homes that will be awed by this danielle's girl's lifestyle.....afterall Agric chickens feed better than local fowls..but the same Agric chickens are killed and devoured during festivities while the local chicken lives................nobody is hating on danielle and her apussy suleman.

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Politics › Re: Kogi State Governor Has Not Paid Salaries For 16 Months – Dino Melaye by coolcatty: 9:45am On Apr 28, 2017

Poorboy:
Maybe na mercy johnson him dey give the money so him go enter her ukwu

Chaiii...this one follow for child too??....so if they say people with children should come out your folks will come out too!!!.......your folks need to be pitied walahi...your reasoning is way way beneath that of an animal talkless of a human being.

Politics › Re: Kogi State Governor Has Not Paid Salaries For 16 Months – Dino Melaye by coolcatty: 9:38am On Apr 28, 2017

There is really no hope for this country...the old and the new leaders are so myopic and grossly incompetent.

The supposed young leaders are bunch of disappointments...look at dimeji bankole...look at this kogi governor...niggahh is owing 16months salary yet he cruises in bulletproof cars and carries women.

Pls someone should piss off Putin or Kim of north Korea so they will see reasons to nuke this hell hole called Nigeria.

Car Talk › Re: Which Petrol Station Has The Most Accurate Pump In Lagos by coolcatty: 7:24am On Apr 28, 2017

Total fuel station by Nixon town along lekki-epe expressway.

Pls avoid oando and that world oil...hose niggaahhs are thieves

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Celebrities › Re: "I Saw People Mourn Desmond Elliot" - Nigerian Pastor Reveals by coolcatty: 9:14pm On Apr 27, 2017

Foxyn:
the mourning shall turn to JOY.

LIKE if you agree

Niggahhhh u sick

Politics › Re: President Buhari Absent At FEC Meeting Again by coolcatty: 1:56pm On Apr 26, 2017

stasius:
May God grant him good health and protect him from all his enemies. Amen!

I'm sure you have never uttered this kind of prayers for your parents..... You are here praying for a relic that lacks any known cognitive ability...a bleeding dullard and waste of skin is who you are praying for abi!!!!continue...e dey your body.

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