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Health / How Can You Make This Kind Of Scar Go Away... by coolcentbigman(m): 5:40pm On May 11, 2020
Please famz I need help for my kid sister, she got this injury when she was little and the wound has healed but it had turned into a lump or something and keeps getting bigger as she kept growing.

I need help on what to do to make the lump go away because I personally feel embarrassed which time she take of her shirt or when she wears singlets, I would have taken her pic but she refused to let the pics here is just for illustration.
Thanks as you help out.

TV/Movies / I Need Help With A Movie On How To Download It by coolcentbigman(m): 9:26am On Apr 21, 2020
Please my sister asked me to help her download a movie and i have searched few sites i know to download the movie till no progress, i need help on how to download this movies and your help will be so much appreciated.

The name of the movie is "Zambezia" it's a cartoon.
Thank you...

Phones / We Are Taking Of The Dangers Of 5g Network, What Of 7g & 8g? by coolcentbigman(m): 1:58am On Apr 06, 2020
Good day house, i just want to confirm an argue with you guys about the existence of 7g & 8g network. A friend of mine said 7g & 8g network is being used by some countries like Norway etc which i doubted.
Pls how true is this?

The dangers of 5g which i saw online lead to this argument and he said when 7g is harmless how will 5g become harmful.
Celebrities / Re: Yomi Black Slams Igbo Celebrities, Says ‘we Make Better Music Than You’ by coolcentbigman(m): 12:14am On Mar 19, 2020
Bro why omit one of the greatest musicians of all time:
2 Face idibia.

Now talking to my Yoruba friend, Wole soyinka did well for himself but when we talk about Legend call people like Chinua Achebe.

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Phones / Re: I'm The First Person To Use Infinix S5pro In Nigeria by coolcentbigman(m): 6:06am On Mar 08, 2020
talktalk4u:
how Ipob take relate to this post ..

This shows how much hate some persons just nuture in their minds for senseless reasons, i pity the next generation coming from this fools.

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Romance / Re: Blackout: She Had Sex With Me While We Were Both High And She Isn’t Aware by coolcentbigman(m): 12:06pm On Feb 27, 2020
EmperorAce:
Hello everyone, please I need your opinion on an issue bothering me. I have a female friend who toke me as her bestie, we are good friends and she is in my department in school. She knows my girlfriend very well and she respects her a lot. The issue is that she has refused to date anyone since she resumed school, so I asked her to have a boyfriend which she did and then on Valentine’s Day which happens to be her birthday, the guy didn’t call or text to wish her happy birthday or valentine. She got heartbroken, she came to my place and cried a lot, I pet her and try to encourage her. She felt better when I faced a stand fan on her. She removed her pant and raised her gown facing the fan while laughing and moaning that it feels good, and she requested for alcoholic gin which I gave her after diluting it with sprite soft drink. I wanted her to drink a little and sleep so she’ll stop crying. She drank a little glass and then she started feeling better but a bit happy. She started dragging me close which I felt was normal because she does that even while sober, but then she pinned me down on bed and started saying things like why I didn’t call her on her birthday, she called me her boyfriend’s name , I thought she was drunk and I try to put her to sleep. She was not even weak or drowsy. Her words were accurate and not like who is drunk. She suddenly grabbed my d*ck and begged me to have sex with her. I declined, but she begged me almost in tears, then she said that she ought not to be begging me, that we ought to be doing it. We end up having a breathtaking sex which lasted for an hour. She washed up and I bathed. She went to bed and woke up an hour later, we talked while she went home. We chatted later and I asked her to take Postinor but she said “why” ? She has not had sex for 2 months and she doesn’t need to cus she never had sex! I was shocked, I told her we did but she laughed it off that I am joking. A week later, she came to me that she was pregnant and doesn’t know who. She said it’s not her boyfriend cus they had sex for the first time a day before. She is crying always in confusion that she can’t think of anyone and she doesn’t know what to do.

Is it really possible she doesn’t know? I’m really shocked.

You ought to be careful when relating with some girls because anything can happen.
Family / Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by coolcentbigman(m): 4:54pm On Jan 26, 2020
desvi:


the vagina consists of muscles and the more you train a muscle the stronger it becomes
more sex = stronger vagina wink

I don hear cool
Family / Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by coolcentbigman(m): 11:04am On Jan 26, 2020
pocohantas:


Which wide? How do you know the circumference of the vagina? You live inside it or what?

12.5cm indeed. Which sane girl would look for that from a Nigerian man? Who dash una such length on the average. Abeg, go sleep.

Looking for a tight pu**y in Nigeria is like hoping for a better Nigeria. I don't need to know the circumference of any vagina, all i know is that no vagina get so wide without a reason even those of you who masturbate with cucumbers and other strange objects continue. For the di*k size you never see nothing...

Well I rest my case.
Family / Re: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by coolcentbigman(m): 6:38pm On Jan 25, 2020
pocohantas:


Things can be done to make it narrow, you should read about that and stop showing ignorance in 2020.

There are provisions for people who are displeased with their sexual organs - albeit with consequences.

However, you men should learn to admit that some of you have small dicks. It is nothing to kill yourselves over. The dick comes in different sizes and horsepower, just like the vagina. Face that bitter fact. Okay?

No vagina comes that wide, you girls should stop deceiving yourselves. After most girls will say they can't date any man that his dick doesn't measure up to 12.5/13.5cm and later in the future this is the result, you start looking for excuses to justify your act.

We can understand if the lady in question has given birth but in this case she hasn't.

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Phones / Re: Can I Swap My New Infinix At Carlcare by coolcentbigman(m): 9:53pm On Jan 05, 2020
Thanks bro.
Phones / Can I Swap My New Infinix At Carlcare by coolcentbigman(m): 2:08am On Jan 01, 2020
I asked a friend to help me purchase infinix smart 3 Plus and he bought infinix smart 3 which doesn't have the specs i desired.

Please guys can I return this particular phone in any carlcare because the phone was purchased in Lagos and I'm in East?

Education / Re: Help In Making The Right Selection Of Courses by coolcentbigman(m): 10:38am On Dec 20, 2019
folake4u:



Yeah make him see reasons. Even if it's to do a thorough Google search on job opportunities available for graduates in Estate v. the said Printing tech he wants to go for.

Cheers

OK, Thanks dear.
Education / Re: Help In Making The Right Selection Of Courses by coolcentbigman(m): 10:20am On Dec 20, 2019
folake4u:
Estate Management and valuation.

People still dey build land, and with time, land appreciates.

Thanks a lot, same thing i told him becas he was trying to go for Printing Tech but the odds of getting job after completing his degree will be very slim.
Education / Help In Making The Right Selection Of Courses by coolcentbigman(m): 7:46am On Dec 20, 2019
My Cousin Bro recently got admission into one of the polytechnics to study Computer science but he didn't meet with the requirements because of his chemistry which he didn't credit. The Hod has already signed him off but he's confused in choosing a right course and doesn't want to forfeit the admission because it's one of our aunties that want to see him through school and would be disappointed if he do so, after much pleading with the Hod to admit him so he can take waec or gce next year but the man refused.

He's left with these courses:

Office tech and management
Printing Tech
Hospitality Management
Estate Management and Valuation.

Personally i know nothing of these courses but i know i can get help here to help him make the right choice.
Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Smoking Weed At 15 In Throwback Photos by coolcentbigman(m): 1:33am On Nov 08, 2019
Confirmedzombie:


God bless you for this your comment, you are patriot.
Respect to you sir.
Thanks bro, God bless us all.
Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Smoking Weed At 15 In Throwback Photos by coolcentbigman(m): 1:48am On Nov 05, 2019
falcon01:
and she turned into a stripper, I wonder how she got famous and rich

Changing her mindset bro and that was the message she's passing now. Sometimes we look at our wrongs in the past and hate ourselves for it but we can always make that decision to either continue or change our life style all that matters is that she made it with determination and passion.

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Pets / Re: Caucasian Mix For Urgent Sales!!! by coolcentbigman(m): 12:39am On Nov 03, 2019
vincentjk:


Looks like a lab

Cute dog

Thanks bro, that was one of the reasons i fell in love with the beast.
Pets / Re: Caucasian Mix For Urgent Sales!!! by coolcentbigman(m): 12:37am On Nov 03, 2019
agboedeh:
male or female
It's a male.
Pets / Re: Caucasian Mix For Urgent Sales!!! by coolcentbigman(m): 12:27am On Nov 03, 2019
Adrian98:
There's no atom of Caucasian dna here

Trust me when i said i know nothing about Mixed breeds, i don't know if the dog was mixed or not but my cousin said it's a mixed Caucasian breed maybe he's just assumed that what it is but trust me bro, the dog is cute and you'll love it. When my friend posted the dog's pic on his whatsapp statue, i fell in love with the dog i didn't even bothered about the breed it's belongs to because of it's beauty.
Pets / Caucasian Mix For Urgent Sales!!! by coolcentbigman(m): 1:56am On Nov 02, 2019
Adult Caucasian mixed for sale! These dog is very amazing, aggressive, a good guard dog and friendly too. A friend of mine in Lagos who's into breeding sold this particular dog to me with much abeg for 25k and i asked my cousin to help me pick it up, the guy didn't let me rest asking me to gift it to him which i did because i saw they've already bonded.

He got admission recently and will be leaving for school and trust me my aunt and uncle don't have time for pets so my brother has no choice than to sell it off and i just want to help him market it.

I haven't market any dog therefore sound like a novice and yes maybe i am because i have only breed a Gsd when i was at my adolescent age anyways i'm just a dog lover trying to find a good home for this beautiful dog and Nairlanders are up to the task.

Please if you're interested you can contact him on his mobile no: 090 seven 65 three 9 three 1 two.

Business / Re: How To Ship Goods From 1688 To Nigeria,sell Online Without Physically Seeing It by coolcentbigman(m): 2:12am On Oct 29, 2019
All4real2:
pls bro i need the link thanks

Checkout Page 12 of this thread bro, it's there.
Politics / Re: Your Son Is An Outcast”-Yoruba Traditionalist Attacks Davido & Chioma by coolcentbigman(m): 3:03am On Oct 25, 2019
LegendHer0:


I can’t even pin point one fact from all what you wrote up here.

@the bolded, isn’t that what Davido just did with Chioma? He got her pregnant without doing wedding, then fix a marriage for next year. Don’t you see you the confusion in your words?

The custom of selling daughters is not a unique custom, it’s a greedy custom. Every father can choose to be greedy, there is nothing to be proud of for being greedy, it dosen’t take too much to be greedy, just that sane fathers don’t see marriage as a business venture where they give out their daughters for highest bidder.

Even on Nairaland here, we see your Igbo kinsmen condemning the activities of Mbiase people and their greediness for selling their daughters through the exuberant bride price. There are lot of articles on Nairaland where Igbo guys are trying to sensitize those fathers to stop those greediness coz it shouldn’t be a practice in this age and time.

The part you high lighted is me reminding you of how many of your yorubas girl are being impregnated and even if the guys agrees to marry them the Traditional rites looks very childish though not all but very few are well organised. I grew up in Lagos and i know how your people takes marriage, to them it's nothing and they can always get another partner whenever they want which is truth.

Many of the yoruba guys in my compound then only one lives with his wife after 3 divorces he made in the same compound changing his wives like cloths after they bear a child for him, he will divorce them and marry another one that's how cheap your women are and marriage belittled.

My people(Community) don't charge that much i don't know too well of the region you are speaking about but at least majority of the igbo men takes marriage very serious and important and never complain of the expenses. Marrying in igboland isn't by force if they don't agree with it then they can go else where and marry.

Peace, now i drop my pen grin
Politics / Re: Your Son Is An Outcast”-Yoruba Traditionalist Attacks Davido & Chioma by coolcentbigman(m): 2:24am On Oct 25, 2019
nairalandposter:


I didn't read the whole thread, only that comment.

Btw, are you typing like this intentionally?



Davido and Chioma's matter does not concern me, these comparisons are what I dont get, are they age mates with psquare?

As per contracts and gifts, did we not see some business started for one of his other kids some months ago?

Bro i was indirectly quoting that dude, His point is based on Tribalism he saying Davido spend levishly on chioma(Igbo) who has done anything for him but Lola(yoruba) wife of Mr p. who has contributed much on their success hasn't being shown any love by the twin. He's not talking about their age here bro! but he's indirectly saying Psquares(Igbos) are ungrateful or not appreciative, Hope you get it now?

It better you read through a thread before commenting,
Peace.
Politics / Re: Your Son Is An Outcast”-Yoruba Traditionalist Attacks Davido & Chioma by coolcentbigman(m): 2:12am On Oct 25, 2019
LegendHer0:


Why should I waste my money on an Igbo girl when I am not mad? Is it a slave trade where girls are sold?

In developed countries, you marry your woman with less token or free of charge but you’re here boasting about a barbaric culture where parents take solace in selling their daughters to the highest bidder.

Every father can be greedy to ask exuberant fees for their daughters, but sane men knows marriage isn’t a business venture so what is there to envy about when Igbo fathers sell their daughters?

Igbo girls are the most free people in the SW here, infact there isn’t any Igbo girl in the West that Yoruba guys haven’t knacked coz they are usually easy to catch, just dangle #100 suya and indomine and you will go down with them.

Lest I forget, go to brothels all around the country, you will see lot of Igbo girls in brothels getting bleeped by people that can afford #500 so what is the dignity in that.

I know you think that as selling off their daughters to their husbands because your own custom and Tradition where your men impregnate your women and automatically she is now his wife. He will just throw a small party and invite both families and they've become couples, trust me that why many of your married couples don't last in marriage and marriage is easily dissolved.

Igbo Custom and Traditions are very unique, We value our wives because we know how valuable they are to us. I know you're ignorant of the igbo traditions, we don't have to break the bank to marry our women but it depends on your pockets and you've to have a good job before any igbo man gives you his daughter for marriage and they don't sell their daughters bride price is extremely cheap. Do some research your self.

I believe some igbo girls are loose but at least you bought suya or pay some cash before you get their attention trust me yoruba girls are osho free and all of them are potential olosho not to talk of the ones in brother that can charge less than 500 and they don't have shame many of they are being knack in the market at night in my area on top table even for on top person car.

Even for open street at night you go knack yoruba girls that's how cheap they are and hardly stick with one man in a relation or marriage.

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Politics / Re: Your Son Is An Outcast”-Yoruba Traditionalist Attacks Davido & Chioma by coolcentbigman(m): 1:32am On Oct 25, 2019
nairalandposter:



Hahahaha, you're so funny. cheesy

Are you saying Davido is copying psquare btw? Because I seem to remember a thread on nl about an expensive car gift he (psquare) presented his wife.

No dude, you don't get the Op, Dude needs Psquare to inform him personally whenever they gift Lola anything as her relation base on the wealth she has created for both of them in past rit Op? Now i see why does two(Mr p & Rude boy) are apart. Hope his wife(Lola) keep writing him songs but nope that Dude Mr P. who claims his wife is behind their success his career is so bleeped up and Rude boy is killing it all Mr P. has now is audio money.

Back to Davido and Chioma, theirs was built on Love and Davido has reasons he keeps gifting Chioma contracts and gifts which he hasn't done for any of his other baby mamas. Chioma is not a slay Queen, she's a career woman before davido met her and davido knows these.
Politics / Re: Your Son Is An Outcast”-Yoruba Traditionalist Attacks Davido & Chioma by coolcentbigman(m): 1:06am On Oct 25, 2019
LegendHer0:


Just like the Igbos are pained for that Peter worships Lola a Yoruba girl. He even had to fight his hateful family for the Yoruba woman.

You should rather be concerned that your Igbo girls are running away from you guys and marrying the Yoruba guys you always hate. The Igbos are constantly eroding their heritage and assimilating into the Yoruba heritage and in no time your people will all be called with a Yoruba surname. That should be a major concern to you guys if you are really parading a double digit IQ.'

Davido kid will always be Yoruba coz surname superceeds anything in Nigeria's culture.

The Yoruba traditionalist the OP mentioned is either drunk or on weed coz I don't see the reason why he had to say rubbish about the cute kid.

Fun Fact: Do you know by next year, all things being equal, Chioma's full name will be Adeleke Chioma?

I laugh at your statement, yoruba girls wey my igbo niggas they knack anyhow that year for Lagos and the worst part be say anyone wey carry belle go still use her hand return the child to family of the guy no matter how long it takes to find him.

Igbo Girls have values that why Some knowledgeable yoruba men come for them and the ones who can afford a proper wedding never joke with their wives but unfortunately many yoruba guys can't afford to marriage an Igbo woman just few can.

I pity Davido if he hasn't done any traditional rites on chioma's head then he should just forget about the child unless he's ready to fight the full Community which he can never win no matter how wealthy he is, I'm happy for him though but that's the plain truth.

I bet you even if you find love in igboland, people like you can't afford an igbo woman, Our women love us because we know what it takes to keep an igbo woman as a wife and we love and cherish them with our lives.

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Business / Re: How To Ship Goods From 1688 To Nigeria,sell Online Without Physically Seeing It by coolcentbigman(m): 12:37am On Oct 25, 2019
dorispray:

Please Sir, I need the web development eBook too. Kindly send it to dorispray@gmail.com

Many thanks in advance and God bless you.

Brother read my previous post, i can't keep sending it to all of you. I didn't even send all the PDF to some of the people i sent it to because of the sizes of the files but i gave them a link to follow to grab the basics about web development.

The PDF is not for Mini importation but for web development, Please you guys should understand me, i can't use the little data i have to keep sending these Pdf files.

Thank you

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Business / Re: How To Ship Goods From 1688 To Nigeria,sell Online Without Physically Seeing It by coolcentbigman(m): 7:16pm On Oct 18, 2019
sleit:
All of you that are just requesting for E-book sef...

I doubt half of you even know the genesis of the E-book.... If you've been mistaken I should point out the E-book being circulated isn't related to Mini importation.

I don't understand myself, i was just making a point and they all started asking for e-book.
Business / Re: How To Ship Goods From 1688 To Nigeria,sell Online Without Physically Seeing It by coolcentbigman(m): 7:11pm On Oct 18, 2019
HOLAROCKDAY:

can you help me with the E-book too boss..
adeshina_omotayo@yahoo.com

I have shared it with some people and i can't keep sending it because of the file size even the people i sent to didn't receive all. but i asked them to follow a thread on web development here on Nairaland which is for beginners.
Business / Re: How To Ship Goods From 1688 To Nigeria,sell Online Without Physically Seeing It by coolcentbigman(m): 7:08pm On Oct 18, 2019
HOLAROCKDAY:

can you help me with the E-book too boss..
adeshina_omotayo@yahoo.com


I have shared it with some people and i cant't keep sending it because of the file size even the people i sent to didn't receive all.
Crime / Re: Unclad Lady With Tattoo Thrown Out Of A Moving Car In Lagos(photos) by coolcentbigman(m): 12:19pm On Oct 17, 2019
cococandy:
And your purpose in life is to be useless to yourself, your family and all your generations to come

Trust me if you don't listen now and turn a new live, you'll be the next victim and for what you said, i take that as a result of frustration and i can't come and waste my time on you.

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Crime / Re: Unclad Lady With Tattoo Thrown Out Of A Moving Car In Lagos(photos) by coolcentbigman(m): 11:37am On Oct 17, 2019
stephenduru:
A lady was allegedly thrown out of a moving vehicle in Lagos.

The incident happened today in Lagos.The lady looks wasted.

Below is what a Facebook user wrote....

'Lekki Boys Are Not Smiling
This Young Lady was thrown Out Of A Car This Evening At Ajah Under Bridge
Lord Please help your children ooo'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/10/unclad-lady-with-tattoo-thrown-out-of.html?m=1

She has served her purpose, i pray she survives this. Please our young ladies be careful o!

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