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HealthRe: Unclaimed Corpses At State Hospital, Otta In Ogun Buried (Graphic Photos) by Cooleasy(m): 3:23pm On Mar 31, 2018
KOPT33:
I remember an old cemetry hand that used to live in our compound.

He was an odd person. He never used to leave his room or talk to anyone in the compound and he customarily wore black.

There used to be stories that he wasn't a living human being when we found out about his job.

Something happened one day that blew my mind. Here it is.

When he came home the one evening after his shift at the cemetery he let out a high-pitched cry and started speaking to the wind: "I am not the one that killed you. Look, aunty, look this is my room, not your house or your room where you breathed your last."

He opened his door and walked to the front gate. When he got to the gate, he opened it wide and spoke to the air again "aunty, look - this is my house. I didn't kill you so please leave me alone. Go and take your revenge. I don't ever want to see you again. You must not come back, if you do, I will teach you a very big lesson.

With that said he turned and looked around and smiled at my uncle when their eyes jammed.

"Solo, they come again?" My uncle aske.

"No mind the stupid woman. I no say she dey follow me since yesterday night when we put her for ground"

"Na wao"

"I see this all the time"
This is one is very strong.
CrimeRe: Alfa Dupes Lady Of N500,000 After Engaging Her In ‘Sex Deliverance’ by Cooleasy(m): 12:26am On Mar 08, 2018
ALFA SAMUEL grin
FoodRe: Soldier, Faith Ogochukwu Kills African Civet In Her Farm (Photos) by Cooleasy(m): 10:15pm On Feb 22, 2018
cashcity:
Poor animal tryin to defend its kids. It's really unfair how we don't have sympathy to other animals especially the ones with younger ones struggling to be a good mother.
God bless you!
RomanceRe: Man Tries To Pacify His Unhappy Bride After Being Provoked At Their Wedding.PICS by Cooleasy(m): 11:32pm On Jan 30, 2018
Even with all her frown, she still looks very beautiful, elegant and graceful. If fortune smiles on you, no amount of frown can hide it. Happy marriage.
RomanceRe: Michigan Man Who Lives With Three Sex Dolls: His “wife” And Two “mistresses by Cooleasy(m): 12:52am On Jan 21, 2018
Hector09:
Thou its very cost but i admire this alot nd its better than joining vaseline crew, if i sell land i go buy am

CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa's Response To Fan Who Begged Her To Buy Jamb Form by Cooleasy(m): 2:10pm On Jan 11, 2018
iamJ:
if you like send 1m cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

ure still a nobody, no husband, no life, no job, no child, no future

na why dem bounce you from that table, civilized olosho like u
There are many women who have husbands, big jobs, many children, etc but who do not have the compassion to help even their own relatives.
Toke Makinwa gave help to a person she doesn't know from Adam. Now, that is somebody.

In a sane society, the quality of a person would be judged primarily by how positively he or she impacts on others.
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Shekau Appears In New Year Video by Cooleasy(m): 1:45am On Jan 04, 2018
ayobamiakinrind:
To capture him alive, how many souls do we need to sacrifice? You call him "enemy of humanity" and you feel no urgency in neutralising him?
To capture him alive, if possible, is an operational order given to those troops by the people who deployed them, not me. And why do you feel that I feel no urgency to neutralise him? Do you know what I personally would have done if given the chance to deal with him? I was only commenting on what is happening to Shekau - an enemy of humanity - right now, and mocking him for his inability to stand up on his feet again; you are blaming me for perceived operational flaws of troops on the warfront. See, for those of us who are not on the war front and who have no influence on military strategy, mobilisation, deployment or operations, we have every right to be happy at whatever damage or injury is being inflicted on an enemy of humanity. In the previous videos he was standing proudly and boasting in front of some APCs. Now, he is crippled and in pains and cannot stand. Naturally I am happy about that. What further fate awaits him: whether more injuries, sickness, arrest, internal rebellion or death, is left for the dynamics of the war to decide.
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Shekau Appears In New Year Video by Cooleasy(m): 6:46am On Jan 03, 2018
ayobamiakinrind:
Nigeria Army missed his head, heart, shoulder and arm bt shattered his legs? You're proud of that? Well, I don't blame you, since Buhari celebrated the capture of Shekau's Quran and flag.
Please stop misconstruing what I said and stop being personal. The issue is that there is an aspect of the plan that entails catching this Shekau alive and not dead. The way he was shot on the legs on that occasion was part of this plan. Not that they missed his head or torso. But somehow he escaped capture. I was only mocking him for his crippled condition. Mocking the pains of an enemy of humanity like this, is normal. It is within this context that my post should be understood. The day he is captured or killed, of course I will also mock him.
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Shekau Appears In New Year Video by Cooleasy(m):
Femidigirits:
That's a picture, want to see the video.
Don't mind the frustrated fanatic. Tell him to stand up on his feet in the video. Never, he can't. Because his two legs have been shattered by bullets from Nigerian troops. Shekau that is now being carried about from point A to point B. Shame on him.
CelebritiesRe: "I Am A Witch" - Christiana Awuni, Ghanaian Actress by Cooleasy(m): 3:56pm On Jan 01, 2018
FrenchWay:
...
How I wish I can one day become a wizard. They live fulfilled lives.
U can travel at night without stress
No need to use public transport; no need to buy a car; no need for visa or international passport. Not even Obama or Trump or PMB enjoy such privileges. You simply become the envy of everybody...
CelebritiesRe: Adunni Ade's Makeup Photo Vs Her Makeup Free Photo by Cooleasy(m): 2:39pm On Dec 20, 2017
itsik:
I just love yellow girls. My dream is to marry one.

Cos in za oza room, they are a bundle of joy to behold. Only the wise know what am saying.

Back to the topic,
I like em fair with or without makeup. Could pass them for a meal to myself
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man's Legs Cut Off In Auto Accident As Car Rams Into Bus In Lagos (Graphic Pics) by Cooleasy(m):
It is very unfortunate to see some people making fun out of the death of another person. Some others give quite negative comments while some even talk as if they are happy or celebrating. If it is Boko Haram insurgents that are reported killed by troops and people speak anyhow about dead enemies of humanity, that is understandable. But to talk anyhow or make fun of a normal citizen who lost his life in an accident? That is a no no for anybody with conscience. This is a news that should make us feel sober and reflect deeply.
See, if we are hearing the news of other people's death everyday especially if it is under tragic circumstances, we should feel sober upon wondering what kind of death ours would be when our time comes as it certainly will. Thinking like that, for a man of conscience, it will be difficult for him to see anything funny in it. Death, whichever way it comes, is a serious matter.
Also, each time someone dies, it means it gets nearer to our own turn. At that same instant someone is born somewhere. Now, everyday lots of people die and another lots of people are born. What do you guys think is happening? What is actually happening calls for sober reflection: WE ARE BEING GRADUALLY REPLACED!
InvestmentRe: . by Cooleasy(m): 2:54pm On Dec 17, 2017
And the business closed down, just like that?

Lawofeso, the helper, take heart o. Your reward is in heaven. Hope you get the message.
HealthRe: "Do Not Suck Snakebite Spots” - Health Official Advises Farmers by Cooleasy(m):
The place where I once lived was infested with snakes. My last snake bite was sometime in November 2005. The only thing that saved my life was that I quickly sucked the venom out and spitted it away fast. I was taught exactly how to do this by an old farmer in a neighbouring farm. This method works if one sucks it out very quickly, before it begins to circulate. It doesn't circulate so fast, and one shouldn't run or shake the bite part or body so much before sucking it out. And, after sucking it one should not swallow. The sucking method is good if one experienced snake bite in a bush far away from medical facility. The idea of sucking out snake venom may seem strange to some, but if you have learnt how to do it, you will find yourself doing it spontaneously if you are bitten by a venomous snake and that is the only way you can save your life. It has saved my own life o. And upon that, I still killed the snake on that day because, instead of running away, the creature went to hide under a big stone and stayed there. After taking care of the bite, I went to check underneath the big rock and luckily it was still there and that was where I killed it; the 11th snake I would kill at that time. Try and live in a heavily forested area full of streams and be keeping chickens; you will be familiar with different species of snakes and you will know that sucking out snake venom could be a life saver. Our forefathers have been doing it for ages and I have benefited from it.
As for those who are disgusted by this method, just pray that you don't experience snake bite in a remote area, where the nearest possible help is very far away.
InvestmentRe: Sell Us Your Used Distress Car From Direct Owner by Cooleasy(m): 7:10am On Dec 11, 2017
System0001:
sell us your used distress car direct from owner pls dealer should pls not to contact me and pls make sure is distress because we are dealer we buy also to resell back pls if u have any cars for sale as a distress pls contact me on 07039502966 or you can add me on whatsapp 08157366197
Please how do you define a 'distress car' because I don't know exactly what you mean by that? Please tell me how I can identify a 'distress car' because I have a car that I am no longer interested in but I don't know if it has the characteristics of a 'distress car'.
FamilyRe: Posters Warning A Husband Snatcher In Enugu Flood The Streets by Cooleasy(m): 3:05am On Dec 11, 2017
Khd95:
She even put the home wrecker number their grin

Savage level: unlimited huh cool
And she come put the picture join. Na absolute massacre be that o.
RomanceRe: Victor Ibeh: How My Older Lady Lover Dumped Me After 2 Weeks by Cooleasy(m): 10:02am On Dec 09, 2017
ChangeIsCostant:
A counselor and writer, Victor Ibeh, has shared a story of how he dated an older lady which lasted for two weeks before she broke up with him. Victor Ibeh, who revealed that he "had" an attraction to older women for some reasons - narrated his ordeal in order to warn people to stop testing or threatening their partners with breakup. Below is what he shared on Facebook;

At a certain time last year, I had a relationship that lasted for two weeks. We were friends before we suddenly got romantically involved. We looked like we could do so much together, so I was excited about the relationship.

She was older and that was a plus for me. I "had" this attraction to older ladies. Apart from the fact that sex with them is usually extraordinary, there is also the absence of drama and childishness. When it comes to drama, I am very impatient. I believe that an adult should know what he/she wants and avoid instability, pranks and mind games.

This is not to say that younger ladies are not gifted with these same qualities, but from experience, younger ladies can be very unrealistic. I have had so much experiences in life. I think it is beneath me at this time to have some kind of mundane romance with ineptitude. So, I just seek after people like me who have also had experiences and have advanced beyond that childish state.

However, because there is really no hard and fast rule of love and emotional transactions, I have seen so-called adults seeking succour in high school love wherein they abdicate responsibilities and immerse themselves in the muddy waters of immaturity.

The allusion to high school love, above, is just an obiter in this submission. I do not possess the intentions of expanding it's meaning and ambit in this write-up. But, on a later date, I will do a more detailed teaching or say, an explanation on that subject.

Everything about our relationship was going as we desire until one day. I called her in the morning as usual, she didn't take calls. I called 5 times but there was no response. I assumed that she was very busy with work.

I tried to send a message on Whatsapp, but I realised she had blocked me on Whatsapp. I just calmed my pussy and went to work.

At noon, I put another call across and she picked. She sounded like someone in the midst of something. I greeted her and asked how she was. She responded. Then I told her that I have been trying to reach her on the phone to no avail. I quickly mentioned that she blocked me on whatsapp. She replied that she did it intentionally, that she wasn't interested in the relationship any longer. I was shocked, because we didn't have any issues before that day.

I pleaded with her to tell me why she took that decision. She told me that she had made her decision and that she wasn't under any obligation to give me her reasons. I kept pleading with her on the phone. I just wanted to know why, in case there was something bad I did. I am someone who is constantly improving myself. I didn't have a problem with the breakup. I just wanted to know why, so, I can work on myself, especially if her grievance was legitimate.

I called back after some hours and met the same response. It took me 24 hours to process what happened. I was hurt, not by the break up, but the manner and then her attitude and also because I esteemed her above such childishness.

After 24 hours I let it go and moved on. I love my peace of mind. Some days later, she unblocked me on Whatsapp and sent a message. She began to reestablish some sort of friendship. It wasn't a problem for me. I was cool. We could be friends. At that time I had withdrawn my emotions totally. After a while of talking with me, she broached the subject of relationship to me. This time she was asking for the relationship and was telling me that she was sorry about her previous action. In summary, she tried everything possible to get us back into a relationship. I was adamant. I was done. That's the thing about me. When I pull out my emotions I don't send them back.

This experience is not an isolated experience. I have encountered ladies who would intentionally break up with you so you can beg them to come back to you. That is their own way of confirming their worth.

Unfortunately, it doesn't work on me. You cannot give me drama because you want me to validate your self-worth. I really can't.. If you don't believe in your worth, I can help you boost your self esteem but it doesn't have to be under an atmosphere of drama and mind games.

A time comes when you just have to let go of high school love and embrace adult love.

If there is an issue, discuss it. Look for a solution, but don't come with threats of break up. I kid you not. If you break up with me, I just accept it. I will not start begging. If you tell me my offence without threat, I will be remorseful and offer my apologies.

One of the ways people torture themselves emotionally is by breaking up physically, when they haven't detached themselves emotionally. It is torture and most of the time, you will come back to that partner. Don't be in a haste to breakup with someone if you are sure that you don't really want to break up. Stop testing people with breakup.

Very many times in my life, people have broken up with me, and I just said "thank you" and walked away.

When they saw the way I responded they went on to accuse me that I never loved them, but that's not true. I actually loved them but I love my peace and sanity more.

I am a very emotional person and I use my emotional energy for almost everything I do. So, I find it difficult dealing with drama and insanity. They will accuse me that I never valued the relationship and that was why I was quick to walk. I walked out of a marriage with just my books, piano and a few clothes. I left everything, I left my son that I loved so much, because nobody will grant me custody of a toddler. There is nothing I cannot walk away from. The most important thing for me in this world is my peace and sanity.

I place so much value on myself. It is not my fault that you place less value on yourself and are willing to accept bullshit. Don't assume that because you are willing to take rubbish, I should be willing too.

Let me find beer and drink fess. Please, if you don't agree with what I just wrote, take your disagreement to Jevinik and be useful to your stomach



Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/12/nigerian-writer-dated-older-lady-two-weeks-narrates-ordeal-photo.html
Sincerely, I respect this guy. For his principles and his intellect.
Beyond all this, I see signs of a highly evolved personality in him.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Just Caught This Idiot (Hedgehog) On My Way Home (Photos) by Cooleasy(m): 11:35am On Dec 07, 2017
djPyper:
Haba how are you sure he's an idiot, he may be a respected elder in the rodent community
If that is a respected elder in their own rodent community, then that community is beyond redemption.
CelebritiesRe: Ayo Bishi Catches His Phone Thief With A Lady (Photos) by Cooleasy(m): 6:52pm On Dec 06, 2017
emmpire:
Wow. Interesting. You went through all these to get a phone? Phone must be very expensive and mean a lot to you.
Your move is good in a way that it would serve as a deterrent to the thief and others as well. But you shouldn't have slapped the girl, if it's in the States, she will charge you for assault, because she is not even guilty of stealing your phone.

And by the way, who are you sef?
The aspect of slapping the girl is what pissed me off about him. It says certain things about him. Basically, he is typically a man that does not respect women. And more often than not, men who don't respect women are the ones who have used women most. Where he slapped the girl, ordinarily the worst a normal gentleman would have done under that circumstance is to shout at the top of his voice or to tell her that he has come with security men. That should be enough. But to slap her in the face? Just like that? That's going too far.
And ironically, when he eventually came face to face with the REAL male thief, which is when he should have shown Jet Lee or act Brock Lesnar, he said he is not interested in the case again and instead became an adviser. See his life? The story says a lot about the kind of man he his. The phone itself becomes less important when one thinks more deeply about the whole story.
CelebritiesRe: Sahar Tabar Undergoes 50 Surgeries To Look Like Angelina Jolie (Photos) by Cooleasy(m): 5:51pm On Nov 30, 2017
She looks like something that should be taken out and lynched.

Op should have written VIEWER'S DISCRETION.
PoliticsRe: Rukkayya, Wife Of Abdulmumini Dame Thrown Out Of His House After His Death (Pics by Cooleasy(m): 6:42pm On Nov 29, 2017
EazyMoh:
What?
This is totally unacceptable!
Islamically As a legitimate widow she automatically has a right in his inheritance (about a quarter of his total wealth I think) whether she bears child or not.
She should just sue the rest of the family, am sure she'd get redress
This should settle the matter, if she knows her way.
InvestmentRe: What Is Wrong With Genexpayments? by Cooleasy(m): 9:58am On Nov 25, 2017
The public should therefore be informed that dejovu has been posting false and distorted information to the public, and all this carry grave legal consequences.
Legal experts and security personnel are taking note of all the activities of dejovu and co on Nairaland. Evidences and exhibits are being carefully collected as this development progresses, and the people behind all these malicious and defamatory posts are under watch.

Thank you.
InvestmentRe: What Is Wrong With Genexpayments? by Cooleasy(m): 9:47am On Nov 25, 2017
WHEREAS, here is the real copy and screen shot of the actual official email sent out by GeneX yesterday:

InvestmentRe: What Is Wrong With Genexpayments? by Cooleasy(m): 9:44am On Nov 25, 2017
Our attention has been drawn to the fact that the moniker, dejovu (otherwise called Swagger Alhaji) actually tampered with and edited the official email sent out by GeneX yesterday. The public is hereby alerted that the email quoted above by dejovu (otherwise called Swagger Alhaji) was tampered with, by him. As evidence, here is a screen shot of the email dejovu (otherwise called Swagger Alhaji) tampered with. (Please carefully notice where the body of this distorted email ends):

InvestmentRe: What Is Wrong With Genexpayments? by Cooleasy(m): 6:01pm On Nov 23, 2017
ayinde2ade:
Pleasep does genex have investment in naira?
Yes please. All GeneX investment packages are also available in Naira. Let me add, that at this stage of GeneX development it is more advisable for you to invest in N-token, as owners of N-token would have special stakes upon the launch of the new coin in the coming days.
Please feel free to make more enquiries.
We will always be ready to attend to you.

Thank you.
InvestmentRe: What Is Wrong With Genexpayments? by Cooleasy(m): 1:28pm On Nov 23, 2017
meromero11:
Thanks ZooRepublic.
Actually, GeneX isn't finding it difficult to exchange the N-TOKEN into Naira. Infact GeneX actively and instantly exchanges the N-TOKEN into Naira on it's cryptocurrency wallet GeneXpay. When you fund your wallet with NGN, you can instantly same minute exchange it into N-TOKEN. You can keep it in the wallet or change it back to naira for withdrawal to your bank account.
But N-TOKEN purchased to set up a profit yielding N-FIX account can't be withdrawn in that manner being a portfolio. It stays as a whole. This is the difference between the N-TOKEN and N-FIX. But when the coin is launched, both the N-TOKEN in wallet and that in the N-FIX are automatically converted to the new coin. The new coin will be exchangeable to bitcoin and also to Naira into your bank account.
Sincerely, I appreciate your maturity, erudition and professionalism. Much as I too have researched a lot of things about GeneX before joining GeneX, I have and I am still learning a lot from you.
Even though as a rule I now completely ignore posts under hostile monikers, but your contributions, as a very significant complement to the answers we provide to those who ask sincere questions here, have made this thread a good learning ground .
InvestmentRe: What Is Wrong With Genexpayments? by Cooleasy(m): 1:24pm On Nov 23, 2017
I am so happy that this is gradually becoming a question and answer session. This is exactly how it should be. By God's grace people who are enemies of GeneX today will become GeneX best friends tomorrow.
People should feel free to ask questions about GeneX, and they will be provided with answers.
GeneX is a super efficient and reliable exchanger. Exchange transactions are ALWAYS fast and easy; usually completed within five minutes as all GeneX systems are automated. GeneX operates round the clock on all days, including holidays all year round.
The various investment products are actually additional packages meant to enable users of GeneX to partake in the profits the company makes from its activities, of which exchanges is one.
By offering investment packages, GeneX has gone a step ahead of other exchangers in Nigeria by setting a good precedence.
Misunderstandings such as the ones recently encountered, are bound to happen from time to time. Every company and business is bound to face this type of challenge at one point or the other, but GeneX will always do its best to do the appropriate explanations and clarifications.
So, people should feel free to come in and ask questions with decorum .
Thanks.
Foreign AffairsRe: Michael Sean, Emmerson Mnangagwa's Son Flaunting Cash & Luxury Car by Cooleasy(m): 9:16am On Nov 23, 2017
midolian:
A big sign this incoming president will be worse than Mugabe. I see Zimbabweans biting their fingers over this choice in few years time.
Few years? No! Few weeks!
InvestmentRe: What Is Wrong With Genexpayments? by Cooleasy(m): 10:34am On Nov 22, 2017
Moses247:
look at this guy... u that cannot even prove where genex has scammed u, and u want who to come and prove to uhuh as Wetin? u be Buhari ?? u must be sick if U think we are all jobless like u to De answer every of ur nonsense. talk is cheap and if u cannot prove to nairalanders Where genex scammed u, then nobody is going to answer ur question henceforth. u can't be talking like a kiddo and be expecting adults to reply u. all u have been saying here is rubbish no proof. I didn't invest in Genex via nairaland So ur cheap blackmail can't stop people from investing/trading with or without Nairaland.
I receive no fewer than six or seven pms daily expressing interest in GeneX, from people who heard about GeneX through this thread. So, bros, this thread is a blessing to GeneX. People are intelligent and they compare the arguments of both sides, and then they make their independent deductions. GeneX is getting the publicity it wants, through this thread. This is truly a blessing for GeneX.
InvestmentRe: What Is Wrong With Genexpayments? by Cooleasy(m): 4:52am On Nov 22, 2017
clintonsparkz:
so it's 1- 120 days? Alhaji u could have waited,
if all what u stated are true then the alhaji guy bleeped up, every investment has terms and conditions, you shouldn't have brought this to nairaland, its pure self centeredness, seems d alhaji guy is just after all about himself.

In every step we take in life we should think about others.

I know Genex are not scammer and I pray u guys survive this storm and grow stronger.

As for the alhaji guy, u fvck up.

Thanks for explaining.
God bless you for your understanding. I watch out for ONLY your posts and that of other open-minded people who sincerely seek for understanding about GeneX. Those are the ONLY posts that I read and reply to, because you need to know the truth. Please feel free to ask further questions and seek for further clarifications about GeneX. And if you are not yet a part of us, you may even join GeneX, SitCom Cryptohall or Cryptohall WITHOUT INVESTING ANYTHING and just be observing how we do our things. I repeat: you can come in as a mere observer without investing anything, and see things for yourself. It is allowed. The Corporate Affairs Commission and allied agencies also has extensive information about GeneX and its operations just like they have about other exchangers. If you have connections with these agencies or you are willing to make enquiries on their portals, feel free to ask them about GeneX. Feel free to mention GeneX anywhere and everywhere.
Thank you once again for your understanding and objectivity.
God bless you.

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