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FamilyRe: Nigerians Advised To Buy Black Dolls For Their Kids. See Reactions by Cooleasy(m): 10:08pm On Dec 27, 2018
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LiteratureRe: Get any Book you want free of charge (drop requests) by Cooleasy(m): 7:29pm On Dec 01, 2018
Alpha100:
I created a thread recently and while I wanted to make some money, my main aim was to get people to read their favorite books for little or nothing.

I've therfore decided to rebrand it and came up with this.

Order any book and negotiate your own price. Isn't that remarkable?

What's that book you've always wanted? Get it for little to nothing in your inbox.

Let your orders begin to roll in. I'm here to serve you!
Can you carry my load? I have a taste for old school literature works.
Can you get me Pacesetters series please?
Christianity EtcRe: Yahweh And Allah Must Bow At The Mention Of My Name OTEM!!! by Cooleasy(m):
OtemAtum:
Yes, they must bow! I Otem, the destroyer of the philosophies of Yahweh and Allah have come with Authority to remove the deceptions of these evil gods from the face of the world. I have come to erase the evil and deceptive philosophies in their holy books.
Interesting!
HealthRe: What Is The Name Of This Insect? by Cooleasy(m): 1:55am On Nov 18, 2018
BigGud:
What is the name of this insect and how to treat its bite.
Try and Google about Centipede bite. You would be able to know whether its bite is dangerous and if dangerous, how dangerous it is and from there you would know the right steps to take.

By the way, if you have been using Sniper in your room, things like this would not be able to be there.

Good luck.
HealthRe: Growing Trend Of Young Men With White Beard by Cooleasy(m): 12:12am On Nov 17, 2018
mablie:
Raw aloe vera gel straight from the stem halts the greying of hair.Lather it into the hair and leave it for 8 to 10minutes.Do this twice a week and watch out for improvements
Does aloe vera have 'stem'? Or you mean leaves? Can you explain further?
HealthRe: Growing Trend Of Young Men With White Beard by Cooleasy(m): 10:05pm On Nov 16, 2018
NessaBoo:
It's just genetics dear, the correlation of white beards to stress is just a myth, are u not comfortable with it, you can dye it...but i actually think its kinda elegant and nice. smiley


P.S: I don't have daddy or grandfather issues oo, Lol
I just think its refined in a way. cheesy
Sister, from your own observation/experience, how do ladies perceive men with grey beards/hair, especially men below 50 who have it (compared to men who don't have greys)?
HealthRe: Growing Trend Of Young Men With White Beard by Cooleasy(m): 9:35pm On Nov 16, 2018
Goddyj:
I'm actually following this topic to see if there are reasonable answers to this issue, because I started growing white hair at the age 20 and few years later, it's spreading like wild fire. I can't really say my case is that of stress embarassed
Bro, I want to ask a question: how did your greying hair affect your relationships or how ladies perceive you, if at all it did? (I am just trying to learn from a typical person who has experienced it).
Nairaland GeneralRe: Look At The Snake Killed By My Friend Today by Cooleasy(m): 9:14pm On Nov 09, 2018
2special:
until the head is cut off...a snake is not dead.
And the head must be also crushed very well, to be on the safer side.
CrimeRe: 16-year-old Nigerian Girl Commits Suicide, After Suicidal Posts On Twitter by Cooleasy(m): 12:35am On Nov 05, 2018
dkronicle:
Damn! That guy lost someone that was ready to die for him. He Is a f0ol.
Modified.
i cant believe that some guys here dont know when someone is inlove and dumb. That girl was truly inlove. Not all this slaymama thing. All she needed was a good psychologist around her at all times. Do you people think that depression is just a dictionary word. . E dey pain me say grown up for here still dey do like toddler. She was just 16. Is it because when you were sixteen, sufferness kill ur emotion ? Everybody is not thesame. That girl cross different from our cross. She was inlove, got her hrt broken from a bigger f00l and she got depressed. Nobody was watching her even though she dropped some childish tweet disturbing her emotions. I hope she rest in peace. I feel so bad about her news. I swr down. She deserved a better person.
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If you are childish, abeg Just pass by.
I was traveling the other day with some grown ups. I mean people from 45 and above. We were in this toyota sienna, just 7 passengers. The radio was on wazobia fm cause we just arrived somewhere in Lagos then. A girl called the station and said * she got pregnant and has a baby from the place were she was working as an house help, she doesn't know whay to do about her baby and the guy doesn't care*. The grown ups just started saying, she is a fool, she is dat. I was devastated. How can old people like this not understand that this girl is clueless. She tried speaking up. Nigeria sef na country wey the atmosphere fit kill person. People like this girl that just committed suicide needs help. If we dont change this our ghetto mentality because we strong emotionally , Nigeria is not getting better anytime soon then.
Abeg lets be kind to everybody we see. No be every girl we fit use do for the road. some of these girls are not strong. If you leave them, they will just do sth you dont expect. If you can't love her, leave her.
The annoying thing here is that she dropped alot of clue about her impending suicide. She tried. She is just young and not experienced.
You have a lot of conscience. You are going to be a very good husband and a very good father.
Your future partner, children and friends.....lucky people.
Foreign AffairsRe: Rwanda Genocide: A Survivor's Heart Rending Testimony (Pics) by Cooleasy(m): 2:11am On Nov 04, 2018
Naptu Encyclopedia. No need for Google again.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Maid Who Went To Work In Saudi, Fakes Madness To Escape. Photo by Cooleasy(m):
See scope o cheesy
Now, this is what is called a smart girl. Her behaviour must have embarrassed the hell out of her masters.
By the way, that picture is funny grin See the face of the driver, as if he is asking in his mind that, 'wetin I com carry today?'
As he is watching the road ahead with one eye, na him e dey use style watch the girl through the mirror. Who wan die? grin
PoliticsRe: Is Atiku Abubakar The Next Nigerian President? by Cooleasy(m): 7:34pm On Oct 07, 2018
kimjongJezebel:
It is not compulsory one believes what I am going to say. It is important to note that, not everytime dreams become a reality. Sometimes those who believe in dreams and has experienced it can vividly project, depending on who and how the dream came about, the outcome. Again, it is not something that is rigid but can change.

A few months to the 2015 general elections, I had a dream. In the dream, I saw Rt. Hon Rotimi Amaechi, the Fmr Rivers State Governor on a podium in Abuja, and there was a large crowd. He was singing and dancing like a musician repeatedly saying "we have done it; we have made history; a new era has begun..." Then I awoke. Reflecting on the dream, I asked myself if Ameachi was contesting for an election maybe for Senate, since then, he was on his last term as Governor. When he was subsequently appointed as DG, Buhari Campaign Organization, I was therefore convinced, and that showed clearly what the dream was all about. I kept it to myself.

Last night, I dreamed a confusing dream again. In the dream, I was invited for a gathering of Young People of Nigeria in Lagos but no reason was given for the gathering except that young people are gathering for a feast. When I got to the venue, I saw a large crowd of young people, dinning and winning and they were so happy. Something seemed strange because I saw Alhaji Atiku Abubakar on one of the tables eating with them. I, then, asked someone why they were eating and laughing he refused to respond to my question. I left them and went to stand in an isolated place still within the venue.

After a few minutes, I threatened to leave the place and would not eat with them if they didn't tell me what was going on. Then one of the young people now said to me "wait! someone would like to meet with you". I said okay. Atiku then stood up and, so many people followed him, came straight to me and stretched out his hands, shook me and said " I am Atiku Abubakar" and immediately the crowd roared, "We have made it... the young people of Nigeria have made.. he is our President... this is the new President..."

I was so confused and immediately left the venue to go listen to news at home or ask people outside the venue if what happened there was indeed true. As I was getting home, I saw a convoy of US and French Presidents. One of the convoy stopped by, one middle age white guy came out from one of the vehicles under heavy security and said to me "I am the French President. kindly join us for a party in Lagos". Apparently, they were invited too for the same feast. I looked at myself, found the clothe I was wearing not worthy to go with someone of that nature. And I said to him that I am highly delighted and humble by such recognition and invitation that he should kindly give me a few minutes to dress well and follow him. He said no problem. I hurriedly left, got home, dressed well but unfortunately when I went back to the place I met him, I didn't see them again. I was told they had all left for the party. I was very angry and immediately, I woke up from sleep. This is the whole truth
You made this post in April and now see what has happened later in October. There must be something about your dreams. You might be somehow gifted and it might be time for you to appreciate what you have.
PetsRe: Man Strangled To Death By His Pet Snake In Ghana (Photos,video) by Cooleasy(m): 9:31am On Oct 07, 2018
fratermathy:
Who keeps pet snakes in Africa ffs? Even in the USA where exotic pet snakes are quite common, major accidents have occurred. Pet snakes have swallowed babies, killed owners, and wrecked havoc on indigenous animal populations. Snakes do not have any sense of loyalty or submission to their supposed owners. They will eat anyone that they feel they can. Snakes are not pets! Even the smallest of ball pythons should not be kept as pets.

Let us learn to keep nature in its natural state. Don't bring animals that are better suited for wildlife into our homes all in the name of pet keeping. This even puts a strain on the animal itself as it is out of its elements and therefore, unpredictable.

Asides those animals that humans have domesticated or tamed over the years, all other animals -big or small- are threats to human and other domestic animal populations. If you love snakes so much, be a zookeeper for the snake section of your local zoo.
God bless you, friend. Very well said.
RomanceRe: Pls Advice Me On My Dilemma With My Female Neighbor (pic Attached) by Cooleasy(m): 2:31am On Oct 02, 2018
Only in Nigeria does this become news. So, the only thing the Op dey worry about na woman pant, when him mates dey hustle? And he even get time to dey snap picture from strategic angle?
Op una well done o undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Harmless Owl Killed In Agbaro, Delta This Morning. See Pictures by Cooleasy(m): 10:45pm On Sep 26, 2018
Many owls, big and small, and bats, come every night to play and eat on the trees near my window. They have been doing so for many years to the extent that by now, they are familiar with my movements and activities around them. Yet this has not done me any harm in any way all along. On the contrary, I have been getting better and better. Owls are ORDINARY NONCTURNAL birds. Those people just killed an innocent, graceful bird.
CelebritiesRe: Princess Vitarah Celebrates Her 21st Birthday With Cleavage Baring Photos by Cooleasy(m): 10:42am On Sep 26, 2018
Watch out for her next 21st birthday next year, and the year after, and the year after grin
CareerRe: 'I Left My Last Job Because My Boss Put His Hands On A Female Employee' - Man by Cooleasy(m): 11:22am On Sep 09, 2018
Hanseel1:
Never hit anyone irrespective of the gender.

Stop being a sexist dunce.
God bless you and all your generations for this.
RomanceRe: Lady Commits Suicide By Drinking Sniper After Catching Husband In Bed With Lover by Cooleasy(m): 8:39am On Sep 07, 2018
Dmpaul:
oh! Thnk God say she no die.

RomanceRe: Lady Commits Suicide By Drinking Sniper After Catching Husband In Bed With Lover by Cooleasy(m): 12:55am On Sep 07, 2018
Dmpaul:
omg!
Did she die?
No, she didn't die. She only committed suicide.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army's Campaign In The North Eastern Theatre (Photos) by Cooleasy(m): 1:36am On Aug 12, 2018
Please SiriusBlack, just drop a word for us, P-L-E-A-S-E!
FamilyRe: My Wife Lied About Her Genotype by Cooleasy(m): 1:29am On Aug 12, 2018
victorian:
Ha! Have seen much blood that will last me for a life time.
I tell God when my second brother was about giving up in my arms, that God if I see another death around me, I will just loose it. I won't be able to take it anymore. Please let these deaths stop! Those periods was heartwrenching. I pray no one witness their loved ones dying on their arms.. It's a terrible thing to go through in life. The helplessness cannot be described. cry May God help us.

Amen and amen to the bolded. Amen Lord Jesus.. Thank you.
God bless you amen
Amen dear. Your experiences are deeeeeep.
FamilyRe: My Wife Lied About Her Genotype by Cooleasy(m): 11:34pm On Aug 11, 2018
victorian:
You've entered already. You can't leave the poor boy on his own.
Mehn I pity you bank accounts, in fact you and your wife bank accounts. Cause of taking care of a sicker is not a ride in the park. It's damned expensive, especially when crisis starts. I lost my elder through sickle cell. He died age 18. I lost my second brother through hole in the heart, he died age 24. Am the only left but with AA genotype. They both died right in front of me. Terrible past moments cry It wasn't easy . I had to spend on my second brother's health, cos our parents were old and gone, after some years back. I lost the battle three years ago. After spending alot in his treatments. Mehn it wasnt easy. I saw pepper!

And my parents spent fire to take care of my late brothers when they were alive.

Sorry op, you can't run away from your son. It's good uv decided not to have more kids with your wife. But please take care of your son. Some sicklers survive while some don't. May God see both of you through amen.
Ha! I find your personal story very touching. You have already seen too much blood! I respect you and I feel for you. I pray that God gives you happiness and also that He decrees 'never again' to tears and sorrow in your life. Amen.
AgricultureRe: Some Popular Species Of Chickens We Eat In Nigeria [PHOTOS] by Cooleasy(m): 1:45pm On Jun 06, 2018
Mcreloaded:
Please which part of Nigeria likes this type of chicken
This one na mad chicken (werey ediye). It is from Lagos.





One more thing: don't look for its trouble o. It doesn't tolerate nonsense and it can fight.
RomanceRe: My Ex-Girlfriend Has Become Best friends With My Current Girlfriend by Cooleasy(m): 7:00pm On May 20, 2018
Braveryy:
Experienced and tested advice needed please.
I used to have a perfect relationship with a sister, every every worked well, until she began to keep too many male friends and they wouldn't stop asking her out.

I made her understand I wasn't comfortable with it, even if she claimed she was doing nothing with any of them, and truly I never did catch her but her chats with them will give anybody a different idea. They visited at will (and randomly cos it isn't just one guy) and will stay in closed doors 'gisting like she calls it'.

Well, I had to find a way out of the mess she was doing to my heart, so I broke up with her.

Twas really hard for her to get over me, and bla bla bla... She did try to get me back anyway, but I just couldn't bring myself back.

Fast forward...
I have another beauty now, and we've gotten along fine together. She is Meek, and this means she could be good to anyone, and anyone could be her friend...
She knows about my ex. initially, twas hatred my ex displayed for her, but now...

A day came and my ex came to my house to tell me, she's tried her best to get over me, and I couldn't help her heal, she's going to help herself and find a way to revenge.

Lately, she's almost always with my gf currently, she wants to go where my gf is going... Always in her room... In fact always with her. Somehow, I feel unsafe with it.

I've told my gf I don't like it like it, but I can't do more than that. Any good advice can help me right now.
You are already being cooked. They are already adding salt, pepper, onion, maggi and curry to you as you are being cooked. Remaining for them to bring you out of the pot, cut you to pieces and serve you round.


Sorry Mr Nice guy.
EducationRe: Celebrating Nigerian Lecturers Who Have Distinguished Themselves by Cooleasy(m):
Engr. Wahab Ajibola (now retired), was a Chief Lecturer, Department of Mechanical Engineering of Yaba College of Technology, Lagos. Known for being a very erudite, down-to-earth intellectual and his uncompromising honesty; throughout his career he kept turning out some of the best students of Yabatech. He himself was trained in British universities (Leeds and Bath) where he was highly respected by his lecturers before he came to settle down for a full career as a lecturer at Yaba College of Technology. Throughout the late 70s, 80s and 90s till his retirement in 2006, he was like the Gani Fawehinmi of Yabatech, always at loggerheads with corrupt administrations of that institution because of his forthrightness and emphasis on due process. Highly feared by corrupt members of the institution; he served at different times on the Academic Board of the institution, became the Director of Mechanical Engineering Department and once came very near to becoming the Rector of Yabatech, but the corrupt powers-that-be would not let him get there. He retired in 2006.
RomanceRe: I'm Feeling Suicidal by Cooleasy(m): 11:52pm On May 06, 2018
TheCrazyDon:
I replied your email
Thanks a lot bros. I have written an important email to you. It contains some important details that I cannot post openly.
Please kindly attend to it at your convenience. Bless you.
RomanceRe: I'm Feeling Suicidal by Cooleasy(m): 8:12am On May 06, 2018
TheCrazyDon:
when is your birthday? I want to know your Zodiac sign ,then i'll go from there.
I can tell you right now that whatever you're feeling or going through has a lot to do with your zodiac. Even if you're a millionaire you'll still feel the same way, even if it;s on a different perspective . It's just a phase and if you hold on ,the upside will come . you see life is made of ups and downs .right now you're experiencing your downs . Don't compare your experience to another person who is experiencing their ups .
Have you ever wondered why someone who is very successful may feel very sad while another who just lost a loved one may not feel too sad at that time .
I've put in a lot of time in my astrology research and i realize that nothing just happens.Life is a grand design . what If I told you that Bill Gates is mostly always sad,would you believe it ? Looking at Bill Gates chart,it's clear that he is not a very cheerful person. perhaps that why he looks very much older than his age.
The key is to understand yourself and use it to your advantage.Practice meditation. Allow your emotions to flow through you and don't get lost in it .
Bros, I sent a message to you. Please kindly get back to me.
RomanceRe: I'm Feeling Suicidal by Cooleasy(m): 3:42am On May 06, 2018
EmergencyCase:
I used to be a boy full of potentials. Now my ingenuity can only be felt in my cathartic threads.


...... While lost in thought, I fell into a filthy gutter. To the awe of sympathizers,i got up unpertubed and walked away like someone remoted. I didn't feel a thing.


I feel like ending it all with overdose of drugs
Anybody that talks about suicide, either seriously or jokingly, should be taken seriously. I read your post till the end trying to see if I can know what is specifically troubling you. Please try and hold on. Suicide is completely out of the question. Do you really love your mum? Do you know what trauma you will put her through for the rest of her life if you commit suicide? Please calm down and have it in mind that options before you are not exhausted. How I wish I have your contact. Just five minutes of phone conversation with me and I will prove it to you that life is good. Life is a special gift; be wise; DON'T THROW IT AWAY. Whatever you are going through is your own test. Choose success: PASS IT.
HealthRe: Unclaimed Corpses At State Hospital, Otta In Ogun Buried (Graphic Photos) by Cooleasy(m): 3:22pm On Apr 01, 2018
KOPT33:
Long dead -- he died in 1999 aged 53.
Wow! May he rest in peace.
HealthRe: Unclaimed Corpses At State Hospital, Otta In Ogun Buried (Graphic Photos) by Cooleasy(m): 10:20am On Apr 01, 2018
KOPT33:
If you knew this man I am talking about, you will know at first glance that he was not an ordinary person.
Nawa o. Maybe the nature of his job has made him to become more than human. Is he still alive and where is he?

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