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Tunibu will never be president of Nigeria

Ayanwukoma:
My girlfriend from the neighborhood got pregnant for me last month, though we are both young still living under our parents roof.
I told my parent's about the situation, they were both happy at least they having a grandchild, but was surprised when my girlfriend called me last night, that her mom says first thing tomorrow morning They going to the hospital to do an Abortion.

I asked her why, she said her mom says am a tout, a street dog, over her dead body would she let her daughter bore my child.


Am thinking about taking community youths to their house this evening.



Ps: her mom is troublesome the whole community knows her just because her husband is wealthy, wouldn't want to go with my parent's and she start insulting them.

My parents are ready to assist me in taking care of the child.

Am 19.
I do menial jobs
I also tear tickets in a popular junction in my town.
That's council related.
(Hoping to further my studies next year)



The reason she's doing this, because am not a rich Yahoo boy that drives benz, but still
I can't let them abort my child.

Go to the State ministry of women affairs or Human Right Office and narrate your story.
They will take the issue up.

NB: avoid fornication please

Depressed101:
i think if you have upto 30m they will assign an account officer to you

I have less than 50k but i already hav an account officer though money fluctuate in it

BafanaBafana:
Sorry to say but most Christians up not are worse than ipobs, you can not sit down to an intellectual conversation with them because they have a terrible victim mentality. Now what Maylafiya said is the same thing you hear from them everyday. "Buhari is Boko Haram sponsor, they want to islamize Nigeria, it is all part of their plans, the lecturer failed me because I'm a Christian" (meanwhile your fellow Christian course mate is on first class) etc. That is how they gather themselves and lie, believe the lies and then go home happily.
I remember a guy dropped me from his bike one day because I countered his claims with facts. He was talking about how all southwest governors were Muslims. How Tinubu is removing Ambode because he is a Christian, how Kemi Adeosun was removed because she is a Christian. When I presented him with facts he got so angry that I am a Judas and told me to alight from his Keke.

Now listen to Maylafiya. He claimed to have gotten Intel from a repentant Boko Haram. Possibly somebody told him that someone said someone else said. My guess is that someone told him all these sweet stories just to beg money from him. He had to read out his credentials, he has PhD, he is a banker, he has been to America, they have their intelligence network (thunder) so that he will sound credible. Just in case he is not taken seriously, he had to include the south and bring talk of a civil war. Total bullshit.
The man is an agent of destabilization, probably sponsored by some foreign agents. We have a lot of such people on pulpits today.
He is lucky that we have a weak president with no balls. But what he did must surely come back to hunt him.

PS: I would have loved to respond to many mentions here but most of the people quoting me are the people that believe Buhari is a a clone from Sudan. They will never understand.

I just read about Mailafiya dead.
You b fortune teller?

Survivingnaija:
Fulani herdsmen are gradually taking over parts of the SE while the drunken governors are laughing and looking for crumbs from the North.
It is time for every Igbo man to rise up and support ESN, the enemies can call them terrorists but we know they are not. Most of the unrest in the east are orchestrated by Uzodinma aided by the people in Abuja. We can’t let those people overrun us like they have done in the middle belt.

There's Kidnapping in the south years before fulani started it.
Dont blame anybody for insecurity in your house blame yourself.
Fulani can't never carryout Kidnapping in the south alone

SlyDev:
When they were in power in Jonathan regime, they never think home.

Yeah cos their Governors use the meager federal grant

SadiqBabaSani:
PDP will Zone it to The North and they will loose

Northerners consider Buhari's 8 years as a total waste, they will surely vote for any candidate from the zone in 2023

Nonpartisan1:
I have said it before; However, let me repeat it here for the sake of the uninitiated, any party that fields a Northerner in 2023, will lose the election before the first ballot is cast.

The kind of rigging that would happen in the South, even if the North counted all the cows in the desert they won't meet up the figures that we are going churn out from the South..

Enough Said!

With this reasoning i doubt if you even understod the meaning of Politics.

Sponsors of IPOB are gradually showing themselves

AllahThePig:
Aboki sense. Police men and women marrying each other will inspire them to be better crime fighters. Typically dull statement from a product of Federal Character favouritism.

People like you are the main problem of this country

Nanpon96:
Good evening Nairalanders, pls there is something that has been bothering me for sometime. My babe has been screenshotting the chat another guy has been asking her out. Please what is her motive of doing this? Is it to make me Jealous or to proof her loyalty to me? Please Nairalanders help me out here.

I think she is proving her loyalty otherwise you could've knew what transpired

Oh Allah serve us from this wicked and heartless Leader PMB

Kenya una weldone

So FFK had to use White clothes on friday just to mimic muslims.
Can i hear Islamilazation again

Mtsss after i spent about 300k yesterday on my Wife C.s

speedfreak:
Good morning all, I recently moved to Lagos for a new job, having been here for a year I am planning on going back to Abuja for Easter, not really a fan of public buses and due to the surge in traveling, Flight rates are astronomical for me and my fiancé, so driving would be my surest, most convenient and cheapest alternative.

I have gone through previous travel threads but they all seem outdated so I’m looking for an update.

I plan on leaving Thursday morning 5am, Im driving 2012 Honda Accord coupe. My questions would be:

1. First time driving such long distance, is it advisable? I’m not such a tough chap but I’m sure I can manage

2. How safe is the trip? With the kidnapping trend going on.

3. How much would it cost me to fuel? Car is a 4 cylinder without a cat (catalytic converter)

4. How rough will it be on the car? Car is less than 5months old, wouldn’t want to rough it up just yet.

5. How accurate is google maps? It estimates 12hrs through Ibadan and 14hrs through illorin.

Aside from the above any other advice or assistance would be welcomed.

1. Don't go alone get a companion
2. Be prayful (I believe in destiny)
3. Between 70 to 75 litres
4. I put 25,000 miles on my Accord 2012 withing 1 year (I only changed its stabilisers once)
5. It's very accurate (google gather information from other commuters) so traffic jam inclusive in their estimate.

Bonus...
Service your car 2 days before travelling,
Check all the fluids,
Appropriate tyres pressure,
Vehicle particulars including customs papers,
Your identity card
and lastly have to hundred naira notes for our friends (Police etc)

MrbonZ:
I just want to know if I am the only one to notice it, some female bosses are usually overtly arrogant, abusive and overbearing and most times they bring their family problems to work and can't deal with the stress that comes with working.

This is not a misogynistic post just an observation from me. Do you guys also experience this.

Currently running PGD one of my lectures a Female told me... "Just because u are from the same state with my husband ain't gonna have a soft spot for u o

jlinkd78:
Loading!!! What taxes should Muslim preachers pay Mr mere Commissioner

Muslims don't generate revenue/tithes as a Muslims u can't pay sisi to any Imam/Shaikh.
If u have excess you will just give it to any body you wish to.

duro4chang:
Time will tell because it is being rumoured that Wike is planning to be the vp to Tambuwal. How that one will work, I do not know.

PDP rule for 16 years out of which South ruled for 13 years North 3 years.
I think there is no harm if PDP zone it ticket to North APC to South

If PDP zone it Presidential ticket to North APc will be History cos Northerners realised their mistake of voting Daura President couple with the fact that out of 26 years of PDP Northerner serves for just 3 years.

NB: candidate shouldn't exceed morethan 58/60 years
Should be Hausa or any tribe but not Fulani clan.

superCleanworks:
Ok

The power plant is solely for the consumption of the BUA cement

bestman09:

Welcome development. Since the government had failed, let the private sector build private power plants and one day, we will have surplus energy that can go round

And the masses will bear the cost of building the plant through exorbitant cement price

burningspear:
Nairalanders, greetings.

I posted this earlier today in the General section. I'm reposting it in the Crime section in the hopes that it will reach the right audience.

My niece left from Obigbo (near Port Harcourt) to her university, ABSU. She was kidnapped while on her way.
The kidnappers have been calling, threatening, and demanding a ransom.
I know we have security experts and perhaps those with similar experiences in this forum.

We desperately need help. Could you please advise us on the best way to rescue her?

Thank you for your helpful advice and prayers.

Go to the CID department of Police Headquarters in your state, ask for O.C Anti Kidnapping.
Tell him A to Z how she was Kidnapped and your negotiation with the Kidnappers.
He will advise you on what to do.

In a sane country this Man should would have being in prison

Imagine if it was a Islamic country that make this fatal mistake

Christians Extremists

Coolgent:
There is Nissan Pathfinder

See it below

Chizzyferd:
First there is nothing like Toyota Pathfinder @op

There is Toyota Pathfinder

Machinegun91:
You can never see this government parading Fulani herdsmen the way they used to parade other people.

You are either criminal or an accomplice

Hmmm going to the movie location with Dane Gun!
Akwai ibom hypeman should be arrested asap

AntiBMC:
The police have suddenly become proactive, doing actual investigations because it was the son of a Senator. What a country

Not really the Car might have a tracker installed

PrinceOfLagos:
So Buhari brothers from Niger republic came into Nigeria through the porous border to kill the son of a serving senator

What a country ruled by unfortunate people

Any exotic car stolen from Kano Kaduna Katsina Sokoto Zamfara and Kebbi state may be driven to Niger Republic they have accomplices in all the state who disguised themselves as Nigerians due to our bribe seeking immigration officers laxity