₦airaland Forum

Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Lazy youth, all you know is WWW - Women Weed Wine.

You are dating an Olosho. You are also a male Olosho. Both of you will end up with STDs.

Useless coward.

Since it's your land, you can do anything you want there.

I do not believe in this your style. But I cannot oppose you because anything to bring down and dissolve this fraudulent British/Fulani contraption is welcome. Bandits, killer Fulani herdsmen, Boko Haram cannot be given presidential treatment while Mazi Nnamdi Kanu is in prison. Hausa/Fulani cannot continue to maim, kill, and destroy us while we watch helplessly.

I am a Yoruba boy
I am a Muslim

I am IPOB.

Salubata:
Show some civility, Muslim are not this dumb.

No one is killing anyone, all we're saying is for peace to reign we have to respect whatever is sacred to us all.

Besides, you don't understand Islam at all, you're just Muslim by name

No, you are wrong. Several of my fellow Muslims including your with coconut head are dumb. Only dumb idiots go about killing for their god. In other religions, their gods fight, strike, and kill for them. My Allah is definitely not the one people like you worship.

Realists:
Hmmmm, you that worship a god that was hanged on a wooden plank & couldn't save himself.

This one pass me.

SHINJA:
Since he is a Muslim,I don't care...

His brothers burnt Deborah..

God bless southsouth and southwest

What about me? A Yoruba boy, and a Muslim, if these blood suckers from the Sahara catch me, will you be happy?

Seun:
Previously, we reported that Osun delegates met Vice President Osinbajo while wearing Tinubu caps. I've been informed that the vice president didn't show any anger towards them. One of them, who goes by the name Sogo Omo Osun, dropped a statement on instagram:
"Osinbajo saw Asiwaju's cap on us and still allowed us to take pictures with him. No doubt he is a leader and a realist".

Does he have a choice? What else could he have done?

The other time your own father offended you, what did you do? You will still apologize to him, except you have been brought up improperly.

lexy2014:
hows this possible?

Everybody in the North is Unknown Gun Men

ogbuefi677:
My own Keffi?

No, your grandmother's own Keffi.

Olorun aafi Emi ra Ofo. Sory, I mean Olorun afi Ofo ra Emi.

Bandit, Bandits, Unknown Gun Men, Unknown Gun Men, Boko Haram, Boko Haram, Ore mi, Ore mi, shalanga le ma ku si.

But you know where Nigerians want you to go, go there and do us proud. Go there and bring out the breathing mannequin hiding inside the Rock. Nigerians will celebrate you. You too will make billions of dollars as ransom.

Since you have decided to be unfortunate in this life, and also end up with your father Lucifer in Hell Fire, why don't you kukuma enjoy this world. Go to where the money is instead of abducting this poor and average people and getting cursed. Go to where the money is and be guest of the breathing mannequin and the fake Pastor. Make reasonable money and enjoy life, and at the same time write your names in Gold as the group of Satan's children that once saved a nation from calamity.

KYIV (Reuters) - Russia moved nearer to control over Ukraine's Donbas region, claiming victory in the months-long battle for Mariupol's steel plant and launching a major offensive on the remaining Ukrainian-held territory in the province of Luhansk.

The last Ukrainian forces holed up in Mariupol's smashed Azovstal steelworks surrendered on Friday, Russia's defense ministry said. That ended the most destructive siege of the war. "The territory of the Azovstal metallurgical plant ... has been completely liberated," the ministry said in a statement, adding that 2,439 defenders had surrendered in the past few days, including 531 in the final group.

Hours earlier, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy said the last defenders at the steelworks had been told by Ukraine's military that they could get out and save their lives. The Ukrainians did not immediately confirm the figures on Azovstal.

Russia also launched what appeared to be a major assault to seize the last remaining Ukrainian-held territory in the province of Luhansk, one of two southeastern Ukrainian provinces Moscow proclaims as independent states. "The Russian army has started very intensive destruction of the town of Sievierodonetsk, the intensity of shelling doubled, they are shelling residential quarters, destroying house by house," Luhansk governor Serhiy Gaidai said on his Telegram channel.

In early hours on Saturday, air raid sirens were going off in much of Ukraine, including in the Kyiv capital region and the southern port of Odesa. Capturing Luhansk and Donetsk provinces, much of which make up Ukraine's industrial Donbas region, would allow Moscow to claim a victory after announcing last month that this was now its objective.

Despite losing ground elsewhere in recent weeks, Russian forces have advanced on the Luhansk front.

"This will be the critical next few weeks of the conflict," said Mathieu Boulegue, an expert at London's Chatham House think tank. "And it depends on how effective they are at conquering Sievierodonetsk and the lands across it."

Ukraine's general staff said it had pushed back an offensive on Sievierodonetsk, part of what it described as major Russian operations along a stretch of the front line.

In Moscow, Russian Defence Minister Sergei Shoigu said the "liberation of the Luhansk People's Republic" would be over soon.

BATTLE FOR MARIUPOL

The end of the Mariupol siege was an important symbolic moment for Russia, after a series of setbacks since the invasion began on Feb. 24, but it came at the cost of massive destruction. Zelenskiy said the region had been "completely destroyed" by Russia and proposed a formal deal with the country's allies to secure Russian compensation for the damage its forces had caused.

Natalia Zarytska, wife of an Azovstal fighter who surrendered, said she had not heard from him since a Telegram message exchange two days ago. She believed he was still alive.

"The situation is really hard and horrible and my husband is on the way from one hell to another hell, from Azovstal steel plant to a prison, to captivity," Zarytska said in Istanbul, where she and other relatives lobbied Turkey to help save the fighters.

The Red Cross said it had registered hundreds of Ukrainians who surrendered at the plant as prisoners of war and Kyiv says it wants a prisoner swap. Moscow says the prisoners will be treated humanely, but Russian politicians have been quoted as saying some must be tried or even executed.

Russian forces in Ukraine have been driven in recent weeks from the area surrounding Ukraine's second-largest city, Kharkiv, their fastest retreat since being forced out of the north and the Kyiv region at the end of March. But they still control a large swathe of the south and east, and the end of fighting in Mariupol means that that territory is now largely unbroken.

In a sign of Russia's aim to boost its war effort, the parliament in Moscow said it would consider letting Russians over 40 and foreigners over 30 join the military.

The past week has also seen Sweden and Finland apply to join NATO, although Turkey has threatened to block them, accusing the Nordic countries of harbouring Kurdish militants. After weeks of threatening to retaliate, Putin said this week Finnish or Swedish NATO membership did not represent a threat unless the alliance sent new weapons or troops. Nevertheless, Shoigu said on Friday Moscow planned to beef up its forces nearby in response to what he called new threats.

SOURCE: https://www.msn.com/en-xl/europe/top-stories/russia-advances-in-ukraine-s-donbas-as-mariupol-steelworks-siege-ends/ar-AAXxH9r?ocid=spartan-dhp-feeds

Lessonteacher:
Your types are the major problem we have in this country,, you are far from being the solution,
If I look at you, you are just like a heap of sh!t.

Let's see your father's life achievements

Penguin2:
Taaaaaa!

Get out.

You are destined for retirement to Irabiji in Osun.

Foolish old man

Check your BP ooo. Hatred is a silent killer

PrinceOfLagos:
Always boasting like an idiot

Baba, you're not destined for aso rock, you're destined for foolishness

An idiot that your father will see and prostrate

So says the Lord

PrinceOfLagos:
Osibanjo is a political feather weight so they didn't plan anything out

Yoruba surest bet is Tinubu and if he steps down for Osibanjo then the south west can kiss presidency good-bye

Tinubu's structure is all over the country. He can deploy it for anybody. He deployed it for Goatluck Jonathan in 2011, and Goatluck won. He deployed it for Buhari in 2015 and 2019, and Buhari won on both occasions. If he deploy it for Osinbajo, he will win.

But, have you dropped arms against Tinubu ni? Abi you don see the handwriting on the sky?

KingKO22:
My mind has been telling me all along that Osinbajo and Tinubu have planned this out from the beginning.

This is plan B to prove the magnitude of our sophisticated to some pathetic cabals

Stop leaking secrets nah.

This is POL 909: Advanced Politicking in a Multiethnic Society.

Faculty Head: Bola Ahmed Tinubu
Principal Lecturer: Professor Yemi Osinbajo
Snr Lecturer: Chief Bisi Akande
Snr Lecturer: Chief Olusegun Osoba

Sweetplum:
What of new AGF?

He is still looking for a Fulani that will fit in

Fulani don finish for Nigeria ni? Useless breathing mannequin hiding inside the Rock. Ogun kill you there.

2buffagain:
Someone has come to visit me in yankee from Nigeria.
Everytime they turn on the light to do something, they will leave that room and leave the lights on.
Several times I have woken up in the morning to almost all the lights in the house left on.

I have repeated myself several times that they should to turn off lights after use and this fellow keeps "forgetting".
I am beginning to lose my patience.

I am a believer in the fact that humans only stop doing something when there is a consequence attached to it.
How have you dealt with this in the past?

Nonsense. Light wey we dey waste here. Ask him, if he was not using prepaid meter before leaving Nigeria, then I am sorry, you will fight gidigbo before he adjusts. It's our inherited bad attitude, but when some of us got prepaid metres, we gradually adjusted.

Just beat with him, and continue telling him, with time, he will adjust.

Meanwhile, don't ever think of kicking his ass out unto the streets, if you do, we will not take it lightly with you. You can't send out brother to the streets.

Nettybrown:
Having seen people complaining about their spouses of either been dirty or cheating, which prompted me to ask this question: A cheating wife or a dirty one! Which would you prefer among the two?
It's just a question o!

A cheating wife will bring bastards for you to train. She will give you different STD. She will give you AIDS. She will collude with one of her cheating partners and poison you to death or send assassins after you.

A dirty wife will give you contaminated food. She will give you dirty and unkept pusssy to fucck. If you eat pusssy, you will get Cancer of the throat and die. She will make your house dirty and uncomfortable. Finally, you will eat contaminated food and die.

So, choose how you want to die.

Jashub:
My brother, if you love yourself and your life, you will listen to the advice I have to give you , especially as people here will be shouting "rehabilitation " as if it is a permanent solution.

And if you want to argue this , let me tell you categorically that drug addiction is not something people easily recover from on their own effort. In fact , I have seen many cases of people who have gone through rehab over 5 times and still ended up dead or worse off from drug overdose. A fine example would be the late Whitney Houston )

So enough of this digression, let's get to the solution:

1.Go on your knees(now) and repent from all sins you have committed knowingly and unknowingly asking Jesus to help you .

2. Go and get yourself a bible

3 .Make it a habit of being prayerful, especially during the time when the urge comes upon you.

4. Find bible-believing people to share your case with and if possible, get closer to them through sincerity and repentance

5 . People will mock you , hear me again , people will mock you and doubt your sincerity, but ignore them and keep your eye and trust on God and He will surely deliver you.


Peace

This one is definitely on drugs himself and needs help he initiates everyone in his church into drugs abuse

Politics is universal legalized stealing of public funds

00FFT00:
LCDA's was another tool deployed by this machiavellian klepto to whittle down the power and influence of the governor on local government funds. These funds ultimately found their way inside his dirty agbada.

It is perhaps easy to understand the seeming unflinching bond between Tinubu and Gandowski.
What was Gandowski accused of again?.

Is your own local government fund also inside Tinubu's pockets? If not, why are you not in your local government instead of sleeping under Lagos bridges?

Emersonjay:
One thing is sure Tinubu is not APC presidential candidate..

Na your uncle be the candidate?

Golan007:
^ Shinedu is angry.

Shinedu will soon commit suicide

PrinceOfLagos:
What if after all this "Sakamaje" by Tinubu in Kano and he still lose at the primaries which is obvious he will lose ?

Well, I'm just scared of what will become of Tinubu after the primaries on May 29th because the arrangements on ground I'm afraid do not favour him at all

Tinubu is in Kano fooling himself and his useless slaves while Amaechi is someone working smartly underground

I can't wait for the primaries

Why are you pained?

Ximenez:
You don't know anything about islam.
You are merely participating.

Meet me under Obalende Bridge, and let me beat sense into your head.

ArewaHero:
Seun you can see how the Christian's abuse Muslims unprovoked just for trouble

Please no amount of Ranting should make you consider REMOVING THE OATH .

If they abuse you, you too abuse them back. Abi, you want to kill all of them for abusing the Prophet Muhammed (SAW)? Them never born your Mama. You are among those that bring insults to Muslims and drag Islam in the mud. Allahu has prepared a special place for you in Hell Fire. Ogun kill you there. Is there any report in the books that Prophet Mohammed (SAW) went about killing people that insulted him or insulted Allah? Definitely, what you are practicing is not Islam.

I am a Yoruba boy
I am a Muslim
I am not Stupid.

Breadandpeppers:
Maybe it's because of the desecration and crossing red lines that made the northern Nigeria filled with Muslims to become a shithole..

You Muslims should be ashamed of yourself looking at your other Muslim counterparts in other countries breaking limit in science and technology while you guys are breaking limit in committing crimes and attrocities.

Are you Nigeria Christians too not ashamed of yourself seeing Christians in Europe, America, Australia, Asia breaking limits in science and technology while the only thing you do is sell holy water, special candles and sleep with children?

As for the miscreant OP that posted nonsense RED Lines, nah the RED lines go kill his family and relatives. There is no RED or YELLOW line anywhere, if you do any nonsense near me, I will break your hands and legs and give them you RED liner to eat. If somebody abuse Mohammed (SAW) or Allah, let them come and fight themselves. Gods should fight for their subjects, not the other way round. Even Ogun, Sango, Aiyalala and Esu Odara fight for themselves, their followers don't fight for them.

Allahu that I worship does not need any idiot to fight for HIM. Stop disgracing Muslims, stop dragging Islam in the mud before Ogun go kill your Mama.

I am a Yoruba boy
I am a Muslim
I am not Stupid.

andyprez:
Great news! Life begins at conception.
Children’s also deserve the right to live.

Let the children carry their rights and go and live at incubation tubes at the hospital, not inside another human's body who has rights iver her own personal body

cocoboss:
GO TO HELL RUSSIA

We will see how thousands of Polish cold will freeze to death