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RomanceRe: I'm Dying Slowly Because Of Cohabitation by Countersam(m): 1:37am On Jan 05, 2024
PerfectJUSTICE:
Good morning guys. I met this lady some years back and one thing led the other we started living together. She is from north central why I am from the east. At first it was just sex but somehow it started developing to feelings (from her end though). The sex was so good that she became pregnant. She finally gave birth to a beautiful girl but we kept staying together. God knows I should have married her but I saw signs that I was very scared to commit my future with her kind...yes..her kind. She was too temperamental to the extent that whenever she's angry she goes for the kill. She once used a knife on my face that left a scare even till today. I can't count properties she has destroyed whenever that demonic anger is on her and she's extremely jealous. Her jealousy have pushed her one time to make me sleep outside in the cold even when I wasn't guilty of her accusation. It got to a point where I couldn't take it anymore and I had to tell her to go. I didn't know that was just the beginning of what she has in store for me.

The day I told her to go and that I am fed up, I left for work only to return to an empty apartment. She moved everything from the house and left just the rug for me. I cried. I tracked her to her sisters place and saw her but I didn't see any of my property. I wanted to take it up with her but some people adviced me that it was ok she left with the property than with my life. I left her and started afresh but I didn't stop caring for my daughter who is 5. I was still paying her school fees and still fed her (or will I say them). Truthfully this lady is not from a rich home. The mum and siblings are still in the village struggling.

I woke up to a new year call on the very first day of this year to hear that my daughter is now in the village with her struggling grandma and will not be returning anymore. I almost passed out. How? Why? She said if I needed to see my daughter again I should go to the village that she wanted to live a free life.

See what cohabitation have caused me. I feel depressed. Pained. The village doesn't have access. No network. I can't even reach anybody. I'm so very frustrated. What your advice please

NB: For those saying it's fiction because I wrote the village is inaccessible. A village where you will have to park your car and continue the rest of the journey with a boat is it easily accessible? A village where you will have to come outside before you can make or receive a call would you say that the village have network? Please I didn't come here to right you a fiction. This is real. If I show you a picture of me like now you will understand I'm practically loosing it. I only need your sincere advice hence I wrote this.
Bro ask for custody of the little girl and take her to your mum or aunty.Forget about that girlfriend and move on. If she refuses you custody let your girl remain with the grandma and move ahead. Send money for upkeep when you can, if that girl is yours she will look for you herself when it's time.
RomanceRe: Why Are Girls Fond Of Doing This? Is This Just A Naija Thing Or A Global Thing? by Countersam(m): 1:25am On Jan 05, 2024
Nowadays it's girls that like testing different pricks and being rich only adds more spice to their adventure. Most men have ended up marrying worn out to.to soaked in allum.
FamilyRe: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by Countersam(m): 1:46am On Jan 04, 2024
Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon grin
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am grin
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be
Are you a learner? Is condom now so expensive that you have to risk it all only to come here to complain. Oga carry your cross, no be we shine torch for you when you dey tà tà tà.....
RomanceRe: My Chest Is Bigger Than My Wife's Breast by Countersam(m): 1:41am On Jan 04, 2024
Dilijingsly:
Just two babies, the breast are now skiny, i don't want to cheat on my wife. What must i do to make it firm or even bigger
Chai .. make Bobby no kill you sha....
PoliticsRe: Let's Support, Not Attack Tinubu’s Government, Benjamin Kalu Urges South East by Countersam(m): 1:19am On Jan 04, 2024
Metrix147:
Source: https://abntv.com.ng/news/lets-support-not-attack-tinubus-government-benjamin-kalu-urges-south-east/
We are officially fed up with these crop of selfish politicians from the Eastern region. They are after their political survival or business protection
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill Four In Nasarawa Supermarket, CP Orders Probe by Countersam(m): 1:14am On Jan 04, 2024
politicoNG:
https://punchng.com/gunmen-kill-four-in-nasarawa-supermarket-cp-orders-probe/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR2AfUK8aLjP3nmiKNQAmyVy2-fL1l3uVp8jmbWmDFPh1_53c6Peb0mRIFM#Echobox=1704286893
Someone amongst the dead may have been the main target but was unfortunately traced to a place with the presence of innocent casualties. May God not withold Karma in a case like this.
RomanceRe: She Wants To Relocate To Another City Because Of Me by Countersam(m): 1:09am On Jan 04, 2024
carl90:
I met her when I went for service in Rivers state some years back. I live in Lagos. After the service year ,I have to go back to Lagos .
Now, of recent, we initiated a conversation that she still wants me and is willing to relocate from P.H to my base in Lagos.
I am still single. So, is she .
However, there are other women in the picture (there is always some in a man's life, right? whether you are single or married ?)
I am not committed to any of them though.
Should I encourage her to shoot her shot by relocating back to Lagos?
Oga don't allow your dick deceive you into selfish advice or decisions. If you don't love that girl or regard her as a wifeable material, please don't mislead her or obstruct her destiny.
PoliticsRe: Omoyele Sowore: Wicked Leaders Must Be Offloaded by Countersam(m): 1:05am On Jan 04, 2024
[quote author=DamnnNiggarr post=127759368][/quote]Imagine a combination of Peter Obi as President and Sowore as Vice. These endemic looters will change citizenship.
CultureRe: Things Nigerians Call Twice by Countersam(m): 1:00am On Jan 04, 2024
SharingIsLife:
It's like Nigerians like calling things (and even people) twice. I saw a post on Facebook asking for such names. See a long list oh! I'm surprised.

Please, add your own to the list. Don't spoil the show oh!

Things that Nigerians Call Twice

Moi moi
Chin chin
Puff puff
Woto woto😭
Tom Tom
Mymy
Kai kai
Fufu
Juju
Bum bum
Kwuli kwuli
Toto
Jedi jedi
Tummy Tummy
Dodo
Wee wee
Krokro
Bobo
Yori yori
"Mmemme"

Ibo word for party or event.
PoliticsRe: Ondo's New Governor, Lucky Aiyedatiwa, Faces Allegations Of Extramarital Affair by Countersam(m): 2:20pm On Jan 03, 2024
2mch:
Akeredolu had a full blown well known Ondo State woman who while alive had more power than Betty. Betty was only able to have mouth while he was sick. She was only fighting for herself and not the Governor. That side chick was in charge, fully. To the extent Betty was crying out on the internet.
That explains the story of Mrs Akeredolu not traveling with him for his treatment or not staying by his side. She must have been like "let that harlot accompany you and take care of you"
RomanceRe: That CNF by Countersam(m): 12:22am On Jan 03, 2024
progressb4andno:
I am working in a restaurant near Lagos, my madam is very busty and yanshy and yellow skin.
She say progress do you like what u see i say yes, she is frying dodo i come carry her flare skirt go up quickly comot my dick from trouser, chai see hairy yansh, the pu,ssy sef is yellow and black, too hairy.
I put my prick in the mouth of her yansh she say, Rice and dodo o!
I chook am inside nack am pa pa pa pa, she say, Amala and ewedu o!
I quickly hang her legs, tell am pick pin give am, kawai to to to, she say, boli and fish o!
I com give am face me i face you missionary, she said, egusi and eba o!
When i finish i com release.
She now said progress your salary have been double,
Progress make Toto no kee cool grin grin you this 2024
RomanceRe: She Is Getting Fvked As I Am Typing... by Countersam(m): 12:16am On Jan 03, 2024
MSN1:
I made this thread yesterday about what i have observed that is taking me backward in life.

https://www.nairaland.com/7954988/avoid-u-must-go-far
and it is funny how some foolish comments were rolling out.
Normally, i don't quote foolishness.
I leave time to teach them painfully.
Some where even saying, u can womanise and still go far in life.

My dad used to tell us (The guys) that; If u start life with what u ought to end life with, u are planning for massive failure already. THERE IS TIME, DOSE AND MODERATION OF EVERYTHING.

☆Currently happening now☆☆

A girl that i have been wasting my time on, stressing myself to see if i could make a wife out of her (she seem decent and cool) is being fvcked in the master's quarters of my compound!.

My boss's Nephew drove in from Lagos just now and requested some guys to give him something to chill with.
I was surprised when i went to open the gate, only to find out; she was the one they arranged for this Nigga that came in with Lexus Jeep. They are currently having fun in the master's quarters.

Just imagine how things started manifesting fast, just yestereday i took this decision.

I now know that; if i focus and fix my mind on building and improving my life, rather than chasing what ought to chase me, when the time is right; A lot will come out of my life this year.
SUCH A TIME WASTING ACTIVITIES I HAVE DISTRACTING MYSELF WITH☹️

For guys that are struggling to stand or find their bearing; CHASING OF WOMEN / WOMANISING IS AN ACTIVITY OF ZERO VALUE, EVEN IF U ARE FINANCIALLY DOPE, IT DRAGS U BACKWARD (Physically and Spiritually).
Chai. Sorry. Am sure you must have had a sleepless night full of imaginations of your girlfriend being dickmatised embarassed
EducationRe: 18 foreign Universities Banned By The NUC (see Full List) by Countersam(m): 12:00am On Jan 03, 2024
chisomkachy:
https://leadership.ng/198509-2/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7955963/fg-suspends-accreditation-degree-certificates

12. Houdegbe North American University campuses in Nigeria.


This school was a breeding ground for drug addicts, both in males and females, prostitution, and cultism. Students don't go to school and sort till they graduate. Some collect Money for fees but have already dropped out without their parent's knowledge because of yahoo, pregnancy and drug addiction. Many wasted their parent's money up to 300level or final year, only to go back to nigeria and start afresh. This school back then made codeine and rohypnol so much in high demand, not talk of crack and heroine... girls' addiction was most baffling. Infact this school negatively impacted on the indigenous Béninois with their lifestyle. Most lecturers were compromised, you go bleep tire as a lecturer. Boys go sort you tire for grades. That school was a mini Sodom... Me self follow enjoy some babes who just wanted to flex and they will be loyal to you. Just keep the drugs coming.
PoliticsRe: Security Has Improved In Nigeria Since I Assumed Office – Tinubu by Countersam(m): 10:07pm On Jan 01, 2024
EventsRe: Bridegroom Escapes Through The Bush During Wedding Ceremony In Imo State by Countersam(m): 9:47pm On Jan 01, 2024
money121:
Nigerian Man Escapes Through The Bush During Wedding Ceremony In Imo State Over Too Much Billing

There was a mild drama as bridegroom escaped through the bush out of engagement ceremony in Imo State due to extortion.

According to Igwe Chibueze Ogadimma who shared the post, he paid N1,500,000 to cater for food, tents, chairs and a public address system.

He was also made to set aside N100,000 as the bride price that the two families had agreed on.

Biobelemoye David was asked to add N50,000 to the bride price because he had already impregnated the girl.

He was slapped with a N10,000 fine for making a detour to the wrong path and ending up in a different homestead other than the girl's.

He was also asked to pay N15,000 to appease the elders who had become tired of waiting for his arrival.

Drama however ensued when twelve girls covered in loose robes from head to toe were paraded before Biobelemoye David and he was asked to guess who his fiancée was.

He pointed at the wrong woman and that led to yet another fine of N15,000.

The decisive moment specifically was when the elders demanded for a refund of the total sum of N850,000 to repair the father's old car that knocked engine

Fuming with anger which he tried his best to hide, Biobelemoye David excused himself to visit a nearby bush to urinate and disappeared!

He switched off his phone and was last seen at a driving heading to Bayelsa State from Imo

SOURCE: https://gistmeloveblog.com/nigerian-man-escapes-through-the-bush-during-wedding-ceremony-in-imo-state-over-too-much-billing/
He didn't enquire well before trying to marry from Imo State. Their traditional marriage requirements are outrageous
CelebritiesRe: Woman Spotted Spraying Flavour $100 Bills At An Event (Photos, Video) by Countersam(m):
Ta Ta Ta........loading
cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Woman Spotted Spraying Flavour $100 Bills At An Event (Photos, Video) by Countersam(m):
[quote author=Newsmic post=127727578][/quote]Not surprised, do you know how many rich women Flavour dey service? He is hot and many womens' dreams, many other Africans fantasize about knacking him
PoliticsRe: Ondo's New Governor, Lucky Aiyedatiwa, Faces Allegations Of Extramarital Affair by Countersam(m): 5:06pm On Dec 29, 2023
DDIA:
Did you read the post at all?
I did,
PoliticsRe: Ondo's New Governor, Lucky Aiyedatiwa, Faces Allegations Of Extramarital Affair by Countersam(m): 7:21am On Dec 29, 2023
DDIA:
Scandal Unfolds as Ondo's New Governor, Lucky Aiyedatiwa, Faces Allegations of Extramarital Affair with Special Assistant, Miss Motunrayo Oyedele



In a shocking turn of events, the newly sworn-in governor of Ondo State, Lucky Aiyedatiwa, finds himself entangled in a scandal just on his first day of office. The controversy revolves around an alleged extramarital affair between Governor Aiyedatiwa and his appointed 'Special Assistant on Photography,' Miss Motunrayo Oyedele.

Sources close to the governor's office claim that the affair has been ongoing for a considerable period, raising questions about the ethical conduct of the state's highest official. Miss Oyedele's role as the governor's special assistant on photography has come under scrutiny, with critics questioning the nature of her appointment and the potential misuse of political power.

As the news of the scandal broke yesterday some people expressed a mix of shock, disappointment, and outrage. Calls for transparency and accountability in the governor's office have intensified, with opposition parties seizing the opportunity to demand a thorough investigation into the alleged misconduct.

The late governor's sudden demise, preceding Aiyedatiwa's assumption of office, adds another layer of complexity to the situation. Questions linger about the timing and the potential impact on the political landscape, as the new governor faces both personal and professional challenges.
I recall that some time ago Late Akeredolu's wife raised an alarm about the antics of one of the ex governors female personal assistant whom she claimed was intoducing some fetish things to Akeredolu amongst other accusations. Could there have been truly a cause for alarm? Because this man's death no clear me o
PoliticsRe: Ondo Gov, Aiyedatiwa, EXCOs Pay Condolence Visit To The Akeredolus (Photos) by Countersam(m): 9:23pm On Dec 28, 2023
atiku4President:
He was a very bad deputy; one which no boss should pray to have. His disloyalty started long before the late Governor's ill healt got worse. And knowing his late principal had a terminal disease, nothing short of 100% loyalty was expected from him. But he failed.
See the way the widow is even looking at him you will know something is wrong.
RomanceRe: How Can I Raise 300k Without Asking Money From Men. by Countersam(m): 5:43pm On Dec 27, 2023
rickleye:
You’re a bad man 😂
No be so bros, lass Lass na everybody go chop breakfast. Person who dey ask the question self knows there is no magic if not bend down and pause..
RomanceRe: How Can I Raise 300k Without Asking Money From Men. by Countersam(m): 12:48am On Dec 27, 2023
Animegirl:
Please how can I raise 300, 000 naira without asking money from men or my parents from now to January 31st as a student.
You can raise the money if we can have a date,. No need for you to ask for anything just ask for my address and location.
FamilyRe: Woman Rejects Christmas Car Gift From Her 200 Level Undergraduate Son (photos) by Countersam(m): 8:09pm On Dec 26, 2023
Zonefree:
Must be skit.

No African mother will reject a successful son unless she's a witch.

The joy of every mother is to see her sons progress.


So, a 22 year old 200 level student should be broke and poor in Nigeria?
I bought my first land in 300 level.

This is the problem with Nigerians. The reason police profile a young boy driving a car as yahoo boy.

Young boys are making money without yahoo. Yahoo is not the only means of making money online.

As a student, learn a skill while studying. Don't always depend on your parents.
He should sha explain the source.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (3 - 2) On 26th December 2023 by Countersam(m): 8:06pm On Dec 26, 2023
Aston Villa has beaten most of the top clubs including Manchester United. Given our recent form it might happen again today. So I don't expect much
CrimeRe: Man Dies After Gulping Full Bottle Of Alcohol In One Shot (Pics/Video) by Countersam(m): 2:53pm On Dec 26, 2023
officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nm3E9byFt8

Man dies after gulping full bottle of alcohol in one shot.

Pls drinkly responsibly out there folks and dont forget to please SUBSCRIBE to my Youtube channel after watching.

Merry Christmas!!!

#wetindeyhappentv
The day I tried this after a drinking session with friends in which I took like 7 bottles of beer and a drunk friend came with the challenge that we both drink a big bottle of Squadron each as 2 bottles was added to the table but everyone else refused because of being already high and knew of the risk of mixing beer with brandy or whiskey.... I agreed to the challenge. He took his and barely finished it before fleeing codedly to the hostel to sleep off after vomitting severally on people's beds. I finished my bottle of Squadron and still stayed out for more than an hour and after our group dispersed I went to the hostel to sleep and heard of my friends vomit and drunk escapades; I joined in laughing over it and was still forming sane cause my head still kept me composed.

Trouble started when I went to bed and couldn't stand up from that bed for about 2 days, I only stood up when I wanted to vomit or pee...
My aunty who was in Aba that was the closest to my school then had to come and evacuate me from school for treatment. I spent 2 weeks on several drips and injections and was diagnosed with serious hepatitis b .... I thought I would die and was grateful God saved my life.
PoliticsRe: Most Illuminated Cities In Nigeria At Night by Countersam(m): 4:46pm On Dec 24, 2023
Workch:
I took the current light map of Nigeria in the night: Lagos, Abuja, Uyo, Port harcourt, Enugu, Ibadan, Abeokuta, Ilorin, Calabar, Jos and Kaduna seem to be the most lighted up cities in Nigeria. it is an indication that these cities have the best street light infrastructure in the country.

Some of the slightly lighted up cities includes Akure, Abakaliki, Makurdi, Zaria, Kano, Onitsha, Asaba, Ife, Osogbo, Nsukka, Warri, Bida, Iwo, Owerri(Ihiagwa Axis), Maiduguri, Ijebu-ode and Benin city.
Thank you for reminding us that Aba is still in darkness.
PoliticsRe: Ganduje Caught Red Handed, But Lets Go For Emefiele by Countersam(m): 4:32pm On Dec 24, 2023
seunmsg:
How can you compare a Ganduje that was caught collecting less than $100k bribe from contractors with an Emefiele that stole over N22.7 trillion through ways and means?
So for Una full mind now na only Emefiele chop all that money? What of Tunde Idiagbon who also gave orders to Emefiele, not talk of their boss who is now peacefully rearing his cattle.
Democracy is just a scam
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Sitting On The King's Seat in Oyo (Photo) by Countersam(m): 2:01pm On Dec 24, 2023
TruthsFM:
Check out picture of Daddy G.O, Pastor Adeboye sitting on a king seat 💺 in Oyo State. Is it good or bad for our culture in Yoruba land 👁👁👁

Source: https://www.facebook.com/share/p/kUKxkQEkg3iEWNeV/?mibextid=K8Wfd2
The man is even saying his prayers. 😆
PoliticsRe: Tunji-Ojo Orders Probe Of NIS Officials At Seme Border Over Misconduct by Countersam(m): 1:59pm On Dec 24, 2023
TheRareGem1:
https://www.thecable.ng/tunji-ojo-orders-probe-of-officials-at-seme-border-over-misconduct/amp

Cc mynd44 lalasticlala seun
Just because one influential person spoke out.... The NIS officials at sème border are very WI ked and corrupt and deal heartlessly with the common travellers who have nobody to report to.... That place needs serious sanitation and reorientation of officials including Police, Customs and NDlea. The illegal harassments a d extortion must stop.
CelebritiesRe: I'm Building A New House Because I Dont Like The Bathroom Of My House- Don Jazzy by Countersam(m): 11:53pm On Dec 22, 2023
officialwdhtv:
I am building another house because i dont like the bathroom of my current house - Don Jazzy

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDvFbTsJ2Pg
Well you can't blame him. He bought his present house already constructed so no crime building to your personal taste.
CelebritiesRe: If You Want To Chill With Rich Men, Attend House Parties In Banana Island - Toke by Countersam(m): 11:43pm On Dec 22, 2023
Truths9ja:
Lol 😂 I’m just smiling . Toke is very funny

Toke Makinwa Tells Ladies How To Meet Wealthy Men In Lagos

Renowned Nigerian media personality and actress, Toke Makinwa, has offered some advice to Nigerian ladies on how to meet wealthy men in Lagos, sharing the insights in a recent episode of her YouTube show, “Toke Moments.”

Toke Makinwa decided to share this information following some online criticism she faced for being part of the Tinubu delegates list to COPA 28 from Nigeria to Dubai.


In the video, Toke advises ladies to reconsider going to clubs if they aim to meet affluent men this Christmas. She emphasizes that nightclubs are not ideal, pointing out the chaotic and distracting environment where it’s challenging to distinguish influential individuals.


Toke Makinwa supports her stance by noting the hot and noisy atmosphere of clubs during the festive season. Instead, she suggests that the prime place to encounter wealthy men in Lagos this Christmas is at house parties. To seize this opportunity, she encourages ladies to have the budget for it and to connect with people who have access to these exclusive events.


Expanding on her advice, Toke Makinwa specifically recommends attending house parties in upscale areas such as Banana Island, Ikoyi, Victoria Island, and Lekki Phase 1. She firmly asserts that anywhere outside Lekki is no longer considered Lagos, and ladies should focus their efforts on these prime locations.


In conclusion, Toke Makinwa reaffirms her advice, emphasizing that the real opportunities to meet affluent individuals unfold at house parties.

A post shared by Intel Region (@intelregion)
Is this behavior expected from someone who accompanied the president to the COPA 28 in Dubai? Or is it simply a reflection of her workplace atmosphere where discussions cover diverse topics, regardless of their nature?


https://gwg.ng/2023/12/19/toke-makinwa-tells-ladies-how-to-meet-wealthy-men-in-lagos-video/
Well-done...... Oshe.....Olosho godmother...

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