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mikesleek:
What? Where exactly is the future story coming from? Please, that ain't part of this.

She could place a curse on you; I've heard so many stories like that; and the man in question would begin to suffer not knowing that - that little fling he had in the past is the cause of his problems.

Dani the village boy came to the city for the first time in his life;

His uncle; Sylve told him that he must Endeavour that all the rooms in the house are locked before going out.

Dani being a village boy didn’t understand the meaning of door since there are no doors in his village began locking all the threads.

When his uncle sylve came back home; he found that the whole room was empty; the TV set was gone, the DVD was gone, the refrigerator was gone; infact everything in the house were all going.

The uncle furious with him asked him;

Dani, didn’t I tell you to lock the house whenever you go out?

Yes dani reples:

So why didn't you do that? asked the uncle

Dani replies; since I couldn’t locate the door, I decided to lock the threads.

Wao I've learnt a lot; thanks ladies

No Poor Romade your husband.

Oh!

Cook anything your body won't reject.

Yea.

I hate lemon; though I heard it’s medicinal, I still dislike that fruit.

Ok.

Snake.

I would prefer orange juice; pineapple is too sugary

lysaa:
hey loff

wipe that scrowl off your face. . i wouldnt want to hook up with an aging youth

Ok Thanks

fashrola:
Which of the following places would you not have sex in, no matter how strong the temptation?
(a) Back of a cab.
(b) Graveyard
(c) Deserted Church
(d) Municipal Swimming Pool
(e) Your parents' bed

All of the above.

mikesleek:
Hi people, there is this babe in my office that told me she is in love with me. Already she doesn't hesitate to send me love messages and all but i've got no feelings for her except to shag the babe and free her. But the downside she is an orphan (make her people no go dey pursue me for dream). Wetin i go do o!

If you don’t love her, then remain just friends with her; breaking the heart of someone is very bad and believe me, it can ruin your future.

To be honest; I don't even get what you're trying to say.

It means she doesn’t love you; I don’t see why a girl would only express her love for you during sex. That shows that after the love making, she feels nothing for you.

I won’t call that love.

Yes

Yes

Yes

Nice.

Really?

No wonder she's so cute

Wao the joke is great; keep it up

Wao the joke is great; keep it up