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I can't shout.

I de hail o!

Clems kedu kwanu. . . Long time.

Phatwizkid in order to avoid unneccesary arguments, I've decided that your family shall be permitted to travle with you. But they shall all be blindfolded. And don't ask me why. It's the custom here.

Wonder chick.

Romade, this chick don de trip for you o!

Ok

No

Wonder man.

Exactly

Ah Romade so na three, that one good o! Abeg con try dash me one so me sef go get pikin. Onyi Ajima.

Is the roof suppose to be down before.

No

What's with pushing everyone inside the ocean? Abi you be mammy water.

Romade how your wifey. I hear say she born twins. Konga2nations.

Romade, the greeting was meant for lalabbey naw. Anyway I thank God you didn't bedwet. But should in case you start experiencing the symptoms again, you can use pampers baby napkin @Lola. What's up dear?

F.uck

Good morning sweety, how was your night?

Hmmm. Na wa o!

Na wa o! Abi person make you vex today, this one wey you just de punch and kick me for face, me I no understand o!

Yea right

Yea I know that.

@Phatwizkid. Just come to Okija shrine and ask for the ochinawata 1 and I shall respond. . . . Wait a minute, did you just say your husband and children are coming? If you must know, this isn't a family vacation. I shall send my old rickety bus to convey you down to okija shrine whenever you're ready for the cleansing.

Luckily I who happens to be the only survivor comes back, kidnapps her and bring her into my chambers as my 18th wife.

And my face, oh! You've really injured me. [sizd=7pt]I'm calling the cops[/size]

Ah madam you de vex o! What's the problem. . . Did someone offend you? Please don't kill Ben he's a hardworking lawyer.

Forget about her my dear co's she's with me now

Debo. My problem or what bothers me most is your slow approach in tackling forum outburst. I've seen lots and lots of threads being started by people with the hope of getting reasonable replys from other members, or with reasons best known to them. And instead of contributing or avoiding the topic, some pests who should be sitting in their hut and feeling sorry for themselves would just walk in there and say. . .Foolish thread or stupid poster. There are also lots of cases where a member would make a post and instead of agreeing or disagreeing with him/her, people would deliberately provoke that member. Finally, as a moderator, why must you approve a thread that carries wrost thread maker delusional member and biggest flirt. Don't you think that could lead to forum outburst? Believe it or not, Romance section is one of the biggest if not the biggest forum on Nairaland. So you who is opportunied to be the moderator of this great section should ensure that you maintain law and order and prohibit threads that you know would lead to forum outburst or verbal attack.

Thank you Jesus for keeping me alive till this day. Oh lord am so grateful to thee. Accept my humble praise in Jesus name amen.

Arramjay, you punched me in the face abi. Don't when Ben comes, I shall sue you for damages he is my lawyer.

I won't tell you