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And me, I'm Major General.

Yes can you help me.

He just won a contract in a kulikuli factory in Abuja.

Ben I thought we were suppose to have sex this night. How come your period just appeared.

Ok. Thanks for the information. I would be there in a minute.

So I must collect back my N5 from him. Ben how you de?

Em. . . Em. . . Em. . . Crazykid.

@Poster. I've never seen your posts on the joke section before so if you're new here as you claim, how then do you know romade, clems and lola. . . what me think is that you're one of those double id members trying to impress someone.

@Touchmeder. To be honest, I haven't seen a female stammer before. At times, I even ask myself if at all female stammers exist. And for the male ones, its very common among Ibo guys (I'm an ibo but its the truth) 90% of stammers in Nigeria are ibos. If you're very observant, you'll know that what I'm saying is true.

What's so funny

More like high school romance. Poor children, they're so scared to express their feelings

Phatwizkid. If its chicken you want, you shall have it. How does that sound?

@Gabby. Its on the 21st of this month. And its going to be great

@Phatwizkid. Don't worry, I will invite you. Infact I've already purchased two cows for the event. So fear not because the food go reach you.

Why

@Uyimen. Jelousy don de kill you. No worry I go dash you her junior sister @Gabby. Life is good sweety. I'm just counting down to my birthday.

@Ben. Are you gradually going dump

Just be yourself.

Exactly.

Ah. . . What do you want me to say naw. The letter was lovely lets forget about the suprise and not suprise stuff ok?

@Onyi Ibo, I can sense that there's vacancy in your heart again. I wonder how many people you employ each day because that heart of yours really looks crowded to me

Kayraph. You should know that evil communication corrupts good manners. So when a girl is surrounded by negative people, it won't take long before she starts to display their characteristics. Think about that.

Hey Gabby, I'm not suprised. Just admiring the letter. It was lovely thanks once again

@Poster. You write ups makes sense. Keep it up.

I think you both need to talk. I can't really say much on this matter because it would be unwise for one to jump into conclusions most especially when you're yet to be briefed the whole details. So like I said earlier you two need to talk.

You said he told you he's engaged and you're a friend next to his fiance. . . I think he's using you. Give yourself some respect and stop being his mistress. Look for someone you can call your own.

Don't be selfish. From what you've said so far, I think you want her back because you can't control your emotions. She's married my dear and there's nothing you can do about that. I would advice you to detach yourself and stop mounting unnecessary pressure on her; because if she gives in to your pressure and starts having affairs with you. . . and her marriage crashes, God would hold you responsible. And believe me your life would be worse than the way it is presently because you be under a curse. So in order to avoid unnecessary gallops in life, you must learn to respect other peoples marriages.

If you must know, Seun is getting married next month (April) so he has taken some time out to work towards the wedding.

Me too, I don't belong to any.