₦airaland Forum

Order in the Court

Ben20001:
there na Niger delata

Maybe you needs to go back to primary one so they cal help you spelled Delta properly  

spenchuks:
i am a giant (zikite), once a giant, always a giant.

so how u fit kidnap me?

Ifite guys to do am for me; sebi you don't come Awka before you suppose no dem

Make una no de kiss gab like that na; abi una wan chop her skin

All of una I de hail O!

So you don come Awka before; you get luck say dem no kidnapp you

Wetin be your own now; abi you never drink garri since morning

gabrywyl:
Cazykid,

Its ok. U go ahead. As for me, I need to go to church. Its Ash Wednesday today.



HAPPY ASH WEDNESDAY Y'ALL

Pray for me o!

@Gab. My dear why not let sleeping dogs lie; that case has long been dead and buried. Am having breakefast now, and there's enough room for two. So I'd appericate it if you join me

@Gab. Are you trying to amuse me or something. I'm not married; even if I am, it can never be to that thing.

Nothing much. I should be asking you the same thing

If you like. . .

Se im be Actor?

Ha ha ha. Very funny.

Why una too de quarrell for this place. Abi the garri way Seun de share every afternoon no de reach una.

Nde oshi

Conman

If I catch you eh Nairaland no go do two of us.

Maga

Searches his pocket inside the gutter.

Ben you get sense. You sabi feel person. That's why I love like you.

What does my location tell you?

Say wetin happen. The money na for me and gabr.

@Dan. Of what use is an advice given to someone in pain. I'd prefer money instead.

@Ben. Don't worry, come to my office first thing tomorrow morning and collect N25 to buy a new phone. make sure you bring back my change o!

@Ben. You for tell me since, I for buy for you. I just collect N5 cheque from Seun.

@Clem. I wasn't living in a rented apartment in ikoyi. I only relocated here because I have some family issues to settle. Once am done, I shall relocate back to my mansion.

What does it look like to you?

@D1kele. Olodo. I ask how much dem de sell the phone, you de talk sagem.

@Ben. I can see that you've been drinking again.

@Ben. Don't worry am a generous person, I shall get thee another phone. How much dem de sell am sef?

Why una de behave like this make una no spoil business for me. Can't you guys see that gab has already developed a soft spot for me

@Gab. Dear whas's up am still admiring your beauty. Indeed God is a good artist. @Clem. Why don't we swap. You come to Awka while I go to amsterdam?