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Jokes Etc › Re: Romade The Chain Smoker- Joke by CrazyMan(op): 2:39pm On Feb 27, 2009
Is she speaking English
Romance › Re: Pls Read The Text Message She Sent by CrazyMan(m): 2:36pm On Feb 27, 2009
My dear, I know how you feel; but if she says it’s over then don’t go any further. She must have reasonable reasons for her action; just move on with your life, and nature would lead you to someone would love you for who you are.
Jokes Etc › Re: Shave The Beards Please: by CrazyMan(m): 2:35pm On Feb 27, 2009
He was kept from going out by his parents
Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by CrazyMan(m): 2:29pm On Feb 27, 2009
You should be happy to see me; I'm now in heaven
Romance › Re: The World Is Ending by CrazyMan(m): 2:28pm On Feb 27, 2009
Maybe you can assist him in spelling it properly.
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Men Treat Their Girls Like Rags? by CrazyMan(m): 2:25pm On Feb 27, 2009
I think that girl needs Psychological help
Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by CrazyMan(m): 2:21pm On Feb 27, 2009
No
Romance › Re: What Are The Mistakes Both Men/women Do That Ends A Relationship? by CrazyMan(m): 9:34pm On Feb 26, 2009
I think the major mistake people make is the [size=15pt]I know it all mentality[/size]. Most men/women suffer from this deadly disease; they find it very difficult to take advice or listen to their partners.

And I strongly believe that, that pratice has led to the death of countless relationships.
Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by CrazyMan(m): 9:28pm On Feb 26, 2009
I've decided to commit sucide. Don't beg me; by tomorrow I would be in heaven sending manner to all of you; most especially Ben who has emaciated seriously. he really nedds help that's why I'm doing this for him.

I love like you Ben Dies
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Smoke? by CrazyMan(m): 9:21pm On Feb 26, 2009
Maybe you should ask the companies that manufacture cigars, they should be the ones to blame. not men or women.

You can't sell cigars and expect that people shouldn't smoke it, you can's sell guns and expect that people wouldn't use it to kill each other, you can't sell beer and expect that people won't buy.

We are our own nightmares.
Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by CrazyMan(m): 9:16pm On Feb 26, 2009
huh
Romance › Re: Make Una Yan by CrazyMan(m): 9:11pm On Feb 26, 2009
@intanetpro
So you've been drinking again huh
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Men Treat Their Girls Like Rags? by CrazyMan(m): 9:06pm On Feb 26, 2009
In think it would depend on the way the lady projects herself to her man; if a girl projects herself in a decent and commendable manner. no man would treat her like rag.
Jokes Etc › Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by CrazyMan(m): 9:02pm On Feb 26, 2009
pardner i dont lyk d way u throw kisses around lyk rain o ehen
Me sef I de wonder o! angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! Na Wetin U Put Der Wey U De Find by CrazyMan(m): 8:57pm On Feb 26, 2009
huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade The Chain Smoker- Joke by CrazyMan(op): 8:53pm On Feb 26, 2009
Amen
Romance › Re: Am I Cheap? by CrazyMan(m): 8:53pm On Feb 26, 2009
I think you need a break; take some time to work on yourself; don't be in a hurry to satisfy a woman; you must know her intentions before you make your move.

A breakup doesn't mean the end of the road; it simply means be careful next time

So cheer up and look for someone that would love you for you.

Good luck.
Jokes Etc › Re: It Isn't Funny. by CrazyMan(op): 8:45pm On Feb 26, 2009
Na wa o! So romade is now it shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: It Isn't Funny. by CrazyMan(op): 5:56pm On Feb 25, 2009
E de hear all the language
Jokes Etc › Romade The Chain Smoker- Joke by CrazyMan(op): 5:53pm On Feb 25, 2009
Romade the chain smoker, was diagnosed of respiratory disease, was advised by his doctor to give up smoking for treatment to be effective.

But Romade refused to stop smoking despite the series of pleas and even threats.  angry  angry

The doctor decided to scare Romade and said. You’ll vomit your lung if you continue smoking.

But Romade remained stubborn and continue smoking.  angry  angry  angry

Finally the doctor decided to make a plan, which he thought, would make Romade quit smoking for good.

The doctor then placed a fresh cow’s lung beside Romade while he was asleep. And then returned one hour after Romade had woken up and asked him,

Did you see your lung?

Yes Romade responded. It was very easy to vomit, but I went through hell swallowing it.  grin  grin  grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Chicken Advice by CrazyMan(m): 5:46pm On Feb 25, 2009
*Yawns madly and loudly*
Jokes Etc › Re: Hehehehehehe--------------------- by CrazyMan(m): 5:42pm On Feb 25, 2009
I will told Seun for you
Jokes Etc › Re: It Isn't Funny. by CrazyMan(op): 5:41pm On Feb 25, 2009
Romade if you distrub that dog too much , I go tell am make im bite you
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! Na Wetin U Put Der Wey U De Find by CrazyMan(m): 5:39pm On Feb 25, 2009
huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by CrazyMan(m): 5:38pm On Feb 25, 2009
Hey gabr am here now you can talk to me. smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys! I Beg You Pleaseeeeee. . . . :(( by CrazyMan(m): 5:35pm On Feb 25, 2009
@gabr

your wish is my command; listen to this.

A 20year old guy got married to a 60year old lady; 2 weeks later, the poor guy died of expired breast milk. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Hehehehehehe--------------------- by CrazyMan(m): 5:32pm On Feb 25, 2009
Tell
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(op): 11:51am On Feb 25, 2009
yes I know
Jokes Etc › Re: Hehehehehehe--------------------- by CrazyMan(m): 11:50am On Feb 25, 2009
He drank four cartons of Vodka that's why he's acting like that
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section: - Chat Thread by CrazyMan(m): 11:45am On Feb 25, 2009
Ok; I shell send a representative to amsterdam and in less than a week, you shall go missing; are you ok now?
Jokes Etc › Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by CrazyMan(m): 11:42am On Feb 25, 2009
romade:
comot go ya rum 4 yaba crazy pikin
wen elders dey talk rat lyk u go dey put mouth
See as spit de commot for your mouth as you de talk. bag no baf me, I don already baf.
Jokes Etc › Re: It Isn't Funny. by CrazyMan(op): 11:39am On Feb 25, 2009
@Nipe
What else were you expecting too see  huh

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